lengau
@lengau@midwest.social
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 1 week ago:
Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.
- Comment on It's literally science 1 week ago:
I use all three of those and my back hurts more.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 2 weeks ago:
It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 2 weeks ago:
A bear? With that tail?
This is clearly a deer.
- Comment on Liminal Space 2 weeks ago:
Hey now, don’t be rude. There are still some really good groundskeepers working there.
- Comment on Oh momma Imma drippin' ❤️🔥 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”
- Comment on RAS Syndrome 2 weeks ago:
Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?
- Comment on Remember when car controls weren't complicated 2 weeks ago:
So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!
- Comment on Get Rich or Die Tryin 2 weeks ago:
50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p
- Comment on yes 2 weeks ago:
If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Lol jk that’s too expensive.
- Comment on I say kill 'em all. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 4 weeks ago:
Pancakes don’t contain a neurotoxin.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Cilantro: tastes like soap
Can smell ants: no
Sorry, I’m a counterpoint. I got the worst of both.
- Comment on Bears or no bears? 5 weeks ago:
Genus Pinguinus was wiped out by humans, not bears.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Seriously.
- Comment on Same sh!t different hat 1 month ago:
Why does this look AI generated?
- Comment on All the cartoon companies be like... 1 month ago:
I have two cats. When I let them outside, both come when they’re called. One play fetch. The other one keeps me on schedule.
I consider getting my cats to do this stuff that every dog owner simply expects of their dog to be one of my greatest achievements in life. Doubly so since the one who plays fetch is a former feral.
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 2 months ago:
Are you a cat?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That depends what your dream is.
- Comment on friendship ended with pi, now sigma is my best friend 2 months ago:
I have it on food authority that pi r squared.
- Comment on Aldo Leopold was right. 2 months ago:
This makes me think about golf courses…
- Comment on Limes! Act like limes are more offensive than melons! 2 months ago:
no
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 2 months ago:
No! That’s only slightly more than a T-Rex. Madeuposaurus weighed 14 BAZILLION tons!
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 2 months ago:
Madeuposaurus was the bulkiest dinosaur, weighing in at 14 bazillion tons. It had such features as ROWND. When madeuposaurus walked anywhere, diplodocus would run ahead trumpeting “OH LAWD HE COMIN’”
- Comment on ungulate deez 2 months ago:
Order Artiodactyla, commonly known as even-toed ungulates, includes the cetaceans.
- Comment on Don't believe them 2 months ago:
Yep. No one killer feature. Just a flood of tiny things that make my life better.
- Comment on Don't believe them 2 months ago:
My phone has a “hold for me” option 🤷🏻
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 2 months ago:
Simply eat all the cheese so there’s not any left to wash.
- Comment on Righting the World's Wrongs 2 months ago:
I would put Joseph Dombey on a different ship across the Atlantic.