lengau

@lengau@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this sufficiently advanced technology?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Magic elves are deterministic logical systems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤓☝️⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk I just typed “kalifa” and had to fix autocorrect changing it to Khalifa. Or dude could be familiar with Arabic transliteration and the name but not the person.

  Doesn’t matter to me though. I’m distracted now that I’m thinking about Mia Khalifa.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Are A Different Breed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not both?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #193 is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, what a way to tell me my limits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really do be like that⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The world would be a better place if Google+ had killed Facebook.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Quite a quirky design 😄 Can anyone guess the right way to open it?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  HEY EVERYONE, THAT NERD HAS $200 IN HIS PANTS!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cool Japan 🌸⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like your father-in-law is racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all about bonding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Add a tiny amount of oil or butter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all about bonding⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I use barely enough water to cover the pasta. (Bonus: the water used helps make a very thick sauce!)

  I don’t have this problem because I add a tiny spot (maybe 2 ml?) of oil to the water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My 98 Oldsmobile⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The average new car weighs more than the famously heavy Oldsmobile 98.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT IT⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hand-eye coordination?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I must con(FeS₂), this sparked a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly Siths deal in absolutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Less blood than usual?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The First Republican Pedo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was a monarchist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The various stages of cooking experience⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For baking just get a kitchen scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming industry right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blockbuster was honest about what they were doing and provided a valuable service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaming industry right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Both, really. In fact I’d say all three:

  1. Don’t give money to publishers who do shit like this.
  2. Be loud about that fact and shame people who do spend their money like that.
  3. Advocate for proper government regulation.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t spell manslaughter without man’s laughter!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Support Greater Saskatchewan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just as long as it’s still landlocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨understand thy enemy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t block instances I disagree with, but I did get banned by two diametrically opposed instances for the same comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apes smart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They didn’t stop evolving. They just evolved better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We are so close⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, and then they have a whole thing about how under 5 kcal per serving can be rounded to zero because it’s negligible.

  That’s why despite nobody on the planet having ever eaten a single tic tac at a time, the serving size is 1 tic tac. That’s only 4 kcal, so in the US they can call it a “calorie-free snack”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gutted⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mama bought the pack of samples your dentist buys to give you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All mixed up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I learnt it in English as “do what you oughta, add acid to water.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fission⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, fission. Each generation is made of progressively lighter atoms until they’re just balls of hydrogen, the true end goal of all sentient species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We owe a lot to Ohio⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That tracks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did your new boyfriend’s son say that too, or was his response more like “why’d you steal my girlfriend, dad?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If both employers have the same policy, one spouse selects primary and the other selects secondary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She only wanted the ring bros⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My work gives parental leave based on whether they’re the primary caretaker or the secondary one. The primary gets 6 months, the secondary gets 3.

  What decider whether you’re primary or secondary? Simple. If your partner is taking more than 3 months they’re primary.

  What this means in practice is that for US-based employees pretty much everyone at my company is the primary caretaker since few people’s spouses even have the option for more than 3 months.