lengau
@lengau@midwest.social
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 5 days ago:
Are you a cat?
- Comment on 5 days ago:
That depends what your dream is.
- Comment on friendship ended with pi, now sigma is my best friend 5 days ago:
I have it on food authority that pi r squared.
- Comment on Aldo Leopold was right. 6 days ago:
This makes me think about golf courses…
- Comment on Limes! Act like limes are more offensive than melons! 1 week ago:
no
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 1 week ago:
No! That’s only slightly more than a T-Rex. Madeuposaurus weighed 14 BAZILLION tons!
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 1 week ago:
Madeuposaurus was the bulkiest dinosaur, weighing in at 14 bazillion tons. It had such features as ROWND. When madeuposaurus walked anywhere, diplodocus would run ahead trumpeting “OH LAWD HE COMIN’”
- Comment on ungulate deez 1 week ago:
Order Artiodactyla, commonly known as even-toed ungulates, includes the cetaceans.
- Comment on Don't believe them 1 week ago:
Yep. No one killer feature. Just a flood of tiny things that make my life better.
- Comment on Don't believe them 1 week ago:
My phone has a “hold for me” option 🤷🏻
- Comment on How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome. 2 weeks ago:
Simply eat all the cheese so there’s not any left to wash.
- Comment on Righting the World's Wrongs 3 weeks ago:
I would put Joseph Dombey on a different ship across the Atlantic.
- Comment on I assume it's corn 4 weeks ago:
Many legs and hairy? It’s a spider.
- Comment on Microsoft has a problem: nobody wants to buy or use its shoddy AI products — as Google's AI growth begins to outpace Copilot products 4 weeks ago:
Yeah there truly is no comparison to Excel (derogatory).
(I’m just bitter because of VBA okay?)
- Comment on Do it Sasha! 4 weeks ago:
I wonder if Sasha would like brandy and a mince pie?
- Comment on fragile masculinity 1 month ago:
I have a spekboom and an impala lily.
- Comment on I Thought I Knew You 1 month ago:
Thanks for reminding me. I need to go and take a nice long bath.
- Comment on My collection is growing 2 months ago:
The key is to buy enough different pieces of furniture that you wind up with a separate set.
- Comment on Efficacy unparalleled 2 months ago:
Somewhere in England, Mike Hall is feeling unwell and he’s not sure why yet.
- Comment on If you look quickly you'd probably agree 2 months ago:
That’s clearly Evita Bezuidenhout.
- Comment on The titles of celebrity subreddit photo posts be like: 2 months ago:
Would you prefer if it were 3/3/2022 instead?
- Comment on Why are people using the "þ" character? 2 months ago:
For fun.
- Comment on Eventually I'll have enough to just keep finding random ones 2 months ago:
I use my debuggers multiple times a week so they’re almost always right at my desk.
Scissors and tape measures, on the other hand… Well now that I have a thousand of each I’m normally able to find one within an hour or two.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
While I’m sitting there eating my Kewpie mayonnaise I always find it so amusing how obsessed (some) Americans are with Japanese mayonnaise. It tastes just like the mayonnaise I’m used to from… well, everywhere else in the world except the US.
- Comment on $1,000 richer 2 months ago:
I can multitask. Get called slurs while I’m working and make an extra $1000/day.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 months ago:
I hate that restaurants will give me (non bendy) straws even when I specifically ask to not get a straw.
- Comment on Load bearing Tupperware 2 months ago:
I touch grass every day. I want to do it on my own terms, not Amazon’s.
- Comment on make like a tree i 2 months ago:
Fruttholes
- Comment on Lasagnaius 2 months ago:
Skyrius
Actually that sounds pretty badass.
- Comment on just one more bro 2 months ago:
Well now there are two electrons in the universe and their job is way easier.