lengau

@lengau@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Righting the World's Wrongs⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I would put Joseph Dombey on a different ship across the Atlantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Many legs and hairy? It’s a spider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft has a problem: nobody wants to buy or use its shoddy AI products — as Google's AI growth begins to outpace Copilot products⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah there truly is no comparison to Excel (derogatory).

  (I’m just bitter because of VBA okay?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it Sasha!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if Sasha would like brandy and a mince pie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fragile masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a spekboom and an impala lily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Thought I Knew You⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for reminding me. I need to go and take a nice long bath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The key is to buy enough different pieces of furniture that you wind up with a separate set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Efficacy unparalleled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere in England, Mike Hall is feeling unwell and he’s not sure why yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you look quickly you'd probably agree⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly Evita Bezuidenhout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The titles of celebrity subreddit photo posts be like:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you prefer if it were 3/3/2022 instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eventually I'll have enough to just keep finding random ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use my debuggers multiple times a week so they’re almost always right at my desk.

  Scissors and tape measures, on the other hand… Well now that I have a thousand of each I’m normally able to find one within an hour or two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  While I’m sitting there eating my Kewpie mayonnaise I always find it so amusing how obsessed (some) Americans are with Japanese mayonnaise. It tastes just like the mayonnaise I’m used to from… well, everywhere else in the world except the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$1,000 richer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I can multitask. Get called slurs while I’m working and make an extra $1000/day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate that restaurants will give me (non bendy) straws even when I specifically ask to not get a straw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Load bearing Tupperware⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I touch grass every day. I want to do it on my own terms, not Amazon’s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨make like a tree i⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruttholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lasagnaius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Skyrius

  Actually that sounds pretty badass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well now there are two electrons in the universe and their job is way easier.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking for a chocaholic friend⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If he moved out of Germany their per capita chocolate consumption would be right there with Ireland.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real easy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Soldier, plug, stain, stamp, person, seal? I don’t get it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No such thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Plastic recycling in the home is basically a scam, but at the scale of a hospital where you’re generating large amounts of the same (known) plastic that’s going in its own bin, it’s much easier to recycle. I just bought a bunch of recycled PET that mostly came from medical waste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shh⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You do you. I switched to bar shampoo and I like it so much more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Birds? You mean the last remaining dinosaurs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That'd be helpful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also far easier to do if you live in a walkable, bikeable city. I used to live somewhere where even the nearest grocery store was a 10 minute drive away, and I barely ever saw anyone. Now I’m a 5-10 minute bike ride from pretty much everything I need and I spend so much more time with friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These pesky airbags⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Chipbob Bagpants

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, my character has Mirror’s Reflection. So I can get through any window just by duplicating and then un-duplicating myself. I’ve skipped trays that way and opened doors for my group using it.

  Worst thing that’s happened is a triggered a monster that one-shot me. From my team’s perspective I tried to duplicate through a window and instead just fell down unconscious. If I’d rolled better initiative I could’ve seen it and un-duplicated before it had a chance to do anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m playing a Pathfinder game where my character has something roughly resembling this ability, and so far it has allowed my party to essentially skip a few fights.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How are they gonna prove he’s alive?

  Have him write “truths”? That’s just an LLM That’s trained to sound like him.

  Get his voice somewhere? They just fed that LLM into an AI voice cloner.

  Video? Ok so they added deepfake into the mix.

  Short bits of him leaving the White House from afar? Body double.

  He needs to travel the country doing rallies twice a day and shaking hands with all the people so we can actually see he’s alive. Anything short of that is just unconvincing.