lengau
@lengau@midwest.social
- Comment on UMD Scientists Create ‘Smart Underwear’ to Measure Human Flatulence | UMD Department of Cell Biology & Molecular Genetics 6 days ago:
Surveillance panties!
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 6 days ago:
Actually she is under my bed now.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
When looking at the moon tarp you have to sign a waiver saying you are not Anish Kapoor and are not looking at it on behalf of Anish Kapoor.
- Comment on i guess lunar eclipse got an update too.. 1 week ago:
But what’s the turtle on?
- Comment on 91 Octane 1 week ago:
What is that place anyway? I bike and bus past them all the time. They seem to sell some sort of explosive compound?
- Comment on 2022 was a bleak year 😢 2 weeks ago:
Honestly fried erasers sounds better than their normal fare.
- Comment on It's literally science 3 weeks ago:
I use all three of those and my back hurts more.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 3 weeks ago:
It can be hard to distinguish deer from bears, but growing up in Africa I had to become good at animal identification.
- Comment on Nevermind the drink I'm holding 3 weeks ago:
A bear? With that tail?
This is clearly a deer.
- Comment on Liminal Space 3 weeks ago:
Hey now, don’t be rude. There are still some really good groundskeepers working there.
- Comment on Oh momma Imma drippin' ❤️🔥 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget how when it’s an absolutely perfect day to actually be outside there will always be someone who says “we need to sit inside, I’m freezing!” Then you look at them and they’re wearing the legal minimum that can be considered “clothes”
- Comment on RAS Syndrome 3 weeks ago:
Ultra-ultraviolet? You mean Röntgen rays?
- Comment on Remember when car controls weren't complicated 3 weeks ago:
So many buttons and knobs! This would be so much simpler with just a single touch screen!
- Comment on Get Rich or Die Tryin 3 weeks ago:
50 cent, or as they call him in the UK, 38p
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
If your life is hard for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor.
Lol jk that’s too expensive.
- Comment on I say kill 'em all. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 5 weeks ago:
Pancakes don’t contain a neurotoxin.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Cilantro: tastes like soap
Can smell ants: no
Sorry, I’m a counterpoint. I got the worst of both.
- Comment on Bears or no bears? 1 month ago:
Genus Pinguinus was wiped out by humans, not bears.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Seriously.
- Comment on Same sh!t different hat 2 months ago:
Why does this look AI generated?
- Comment on All the cartoon companies be like... 2 months ago:
I have two cats. When I let them outside, both come when they’re called. One play fetch. The other one keeps me on schedule.
I consider getting my cats to do this stuff that every dog owner simply expects of their dog to be one of my greatest achievements in life. Doubly so since the one who plays fetch is a former feral.
- Comment on Fetish 2026 goals 2 months ago:
Are you a cat?
- Comment on 2 months ago:
That depends what your dream is.
- Comment on friendship ended with pi, now sigma is my best friend 2 months ago:
I have it on food authority that pi r squared.
- Comment on Aldo Leopold was right. 2 months ago:
This makes me think about golf courses…
- Comment on Limes! Act like limes are more offensive than melons! 2 months ago:
no
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 2 months ago:
No! That’s only slightly more than a T-Rex. Madeuposaurus weighed 14 BAZILLION tons!
- Comment on T-Wrex'd 2 months ago:
Madeuposaurus was the bulkiest dinosaur, weighing in at 14 bazillion tons. It had such features as ROWND. When madeuposaurus walked anywhere, diplodocus would run ahead trumpeting “OH LAWD HE COMIN’”
