lengau

@lengau@midwest.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a better analogy than you may have intended given that the saw isn’t going to do anything to the tracks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pancakes don’t contain a neurotoxin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cilantro: tastes like soap

  Can smell ants: no

  Sorry, I’m a counterpoint. I got the worst of both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bears or no bears?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Genus Pinguinus was wiped out by humans, not bears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does this look AI generated?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All the cartoon companies be like...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have two cats. When I let them outside, both come when they’re called. One play fetch. The other one keeps me on schedule.

  I consider getting my cats to do this stuff that every dog owner simply expects of their dog to be one of my greatest achievements in life. Doubly so since the one who plays fetch is a former feral.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fetish 2026 goals⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you a cat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That depends what your dream is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨friendship ended with pi, now sigma is my best friend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have it on food authority that pi r squared.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aldo Leopold was right.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This makes me think about golf courses…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Limes! Act like limes are more offensive than melons!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Wrex'd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No! That’s only slightly more than a T-Rex. Madeuposaurus weighed 14 BAZILLION tons!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨T-Wrex'd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Madeuposaurus was the bulkiest dinosaur, weighing in at 14 bazillion tons. It had such features as ROWND. When madeuposaurus walked anywhere, diplodocus would run ahead trumpeting “OH LAWD HE COMIN’”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ungulate deez⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Order Artiodactyla, commonly known as even-toed ungulates, includes the cetaceans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. No one killer feature. Just a flood of tiny things that make my life better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't believe them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My phone has a “hold for me” option 🤷🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I finally break this habit? Tips welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Simply eat all the cheese so there’s not any left to wash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Righting the World's Wrongs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I would put Joseph Dombey on a different ship across the Atlantic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Many legs and hairy? It’s a spider.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft has a problem: nobody wants to buy or use its shoddy AI products — as Google's AI growth begins to outpace Copilot products⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah there truly is no comparison to Excel (derogatory).

  (I’m just bitter because of VBA okay?)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it Sasha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if Sasha would like brandy and a mince pie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fragile masculinity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a spekboom and an impala lily.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Thought I Knew You⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for reminding me. I need to go and take a nice long bath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The key is to buy enough different pieces of furniture that you wind up with a separate set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Efficacy unparalleled⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Somewhere in England, Mike Hall is feeling unwell and he’s not sure why yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you look quickly you'd probably agree⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s clearly Evita Bezuidenhout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The titles of celebrity subreddit photo posts be like:⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you prefer if it were 3/3/2022 instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people using the "þ" character?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For fun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eventually I'll have enough to just keep finding random ones⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I use my debuggers multiple times a week so they’re almost always right at my desk.

  Scissors and tape measures, on the other hand… Well now that I have a thousand of each I’m normally able to find one within an hour or two.