eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Pineapple was never the problem
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kitnaht@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
You could bake the pizza and then basically flaah fry the kiwi slices seperately, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
Cheems@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
Cheems@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It does not
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
aeharding@vger.social 1 week ago
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 week ago
I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.
GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 1 week ago
ITT: People expanding Overton’s window
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
The combo I don’t understand here is the banana+cheese
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Oh no…
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Plantain I could go for but dessert banana is a bridge too far.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 week ago
War crime.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 week ago
Eww why are the Swedes so weird
remon@ani.social 6 days ago
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 week ago
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
that’s fair
lengau@midwest.social 6 days ago
No no yes no yes yes no
rumba@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
I appreciate your input
Klear@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
gross
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 days ago
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
rumba@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
Astra@lemmy.ml 6 days ago
They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 week ago
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Midwesterner spotted.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
Fuck it, slice me off a piece
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
I now admit that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
Emerald@lemmy.world 6 days ago
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 week ago
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 week ago
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 week ago
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 days ago
… dad?
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 1 week ago
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 week ago
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 5 days ago
No, now I have 2 enemies.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 6 days ago
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 week ago
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 6 days ago
I hate sweet tastibg savoury food with a passion that might be my personal final boss.
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Blasphemy
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
Kiwizza is too far
bigboismith@lemmy.world 1 week ago
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I would eat the shit out of that
dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 week ago
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
Hboc22@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
imouto@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I’d rather have the bird or the people
Omnifob@feddit.nu 6 days ago
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Kiwtf?
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 week ago
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 days ago
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
glitchdx@lemmy.world 5 days ago
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
No pineapple on your pizza, do you lack faith!