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Pineapple was never the problem

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacNCheezus@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yup, and joke about it for fun.

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry

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      • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.

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    • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No pineapple on your pizza, do you lack faith!

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  • kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.

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    • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yeah.

      Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.

      Kiwi would be sauce.

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    • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You could bake the pizza and then basically flaah fry the kiwi slices seperately, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.

      I think I’d enjoy that.

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.

      Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.

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    • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.

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      • Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It does not

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Meanwhile in Sweden: Enter banana

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    • aeharding@vger.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Macaroni

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      • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.

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      • fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.

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      • drewbelloc@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Brazilian lunch pizza

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      • GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        ITT: People expanding Overton’s window

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    • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Fucking delicious.

      I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.

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      • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        The combo I don’t understand here is the banana+cheese

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    • Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh no…

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    • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Plantain I could go for but dessert banana is a bridge too far.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      War crime.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Eww why are the Swedes so weird

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  • MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.

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      • MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.

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  • remon@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.

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    • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza

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    • Zidane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.

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    • Astra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack

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      • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    OK, hear me out.

    Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.

    Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.

    Hot honey drizzle

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve heard you out.

      I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        that’s fair

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No no yes no yes yes no

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I appreciate your input

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!

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    • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      gross

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.

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      • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.

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  • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.

    Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.

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      • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Midwesterner spotted.

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    • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.

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    • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?

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      • teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.

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  • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fuck it, slice me off a piece

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That looks damn good ngl

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…

    It’s not very good :/

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?

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      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        … dad?

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    • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.

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    • Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.

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  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I now admit that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you

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  • Lemmist@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?

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    • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Those are called “Lunchables”.

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      • untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Now i want a Lunchable wtf

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  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No, now I have 2 enemies.

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  • SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮

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  • CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hate sweet tastibg savoury food with a passion that might be my personal final boss.

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  • GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Blasphemy

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  • bigboismith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough

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  • spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I would eat the shit out of that

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration

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  • SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?

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    • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.

      Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Kiwizza is too far

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  • Hboc22@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.

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  • imouto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’d rather have the bird or the people

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  • Omnifob@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.

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  • arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Kiwtf?

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