eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Pineapple was never the problem
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kitnaht@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You could bake the pizza and then basically flaah fry the kiwi slices seperately, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
Cheems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
Cheems@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It does not
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
aeharding@vger.social 1 month ago
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the one that bothers me more than anything. This is just cheese bread in disguise but uses four times the dishes to create.
fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I know society expects me to dislike a macaroni cheese pizza, but that looks absolutely delicious.
GrosPapatouf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ITT: People expanding Overton’s window
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fucking delicious.
I completely turned around on these recently. Most also mix in pineapple.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The combo I don’t understand here is the banana+cheese
Yawweee877h444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh no…
roguetrick@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plantain I could go for but dessert banana is a bridge too far.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
War crime.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Eww why are the Swedes so weird
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
That shit would slap. Sweet and savory just doesn’t jive with some people and that’s fine. For the rest of us we get awesome food like pineapple on pizza. I wish everyone could know the pleasures we do.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
team pineapple is just not quite uniting with the haters on this.
MoreFPSmorebetter@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Team pineapple has adventurous taste buds.
remon@ani.social 1 month ago
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
MasterNerd@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seesa. That texture might be odd on a pizza
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza
Zidane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Never had a kiwi that has been cooked. But tbh I would probably at least give it a try if someone made it.
Astra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
They’re insanely tasty. Cook carefully on a nonstick pan and caramelize with a little bit of sugar and it’s unreal. I’ve put it on French Vanilla ice cream with the chocolate sauce that turns into a shell, and I would literally punch babies if I could eat that every day without getting mega fat and having a heart attack
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Only got cast iron pans, nothing with PTFE.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
OK, hear me out.
Roasted sweet red pepper rings, paprika, white onion, sliced kalamata olives, and light goat cheese.
Kiwi, super thin, not cooked but added as an after topping just enough to warm through.
Hot honey drizzle
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’ve heard you out.
I’ll take all of that without Kiwi.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
that’s fair
lengau@midwest.social 1 month ago
No no yes no yes yes no
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I appreciate your input
Klear@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit! Ponpon shit!
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
gross
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Feel free to give it a try and report back with the results.
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We’re due for a pizza night anyway, need to teach the eldest how to do fermented dough. Also, I’m not sure kiwi are in season, will be a bit.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Midwesterner spotted.
Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
teslasaur@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Fuck it, slice me off a piece
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That looks damn good ngl
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… dad?
CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I now admit that pineapple is the gateway drug to this madness.
Emerald@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The kiwizza isn’t real, it can’t hurt you
Lemmist@lemm.ee 1 month ago
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No, now I have 2 enemies.
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Nope. Nope nope nope 🤮🤮🤮
CarbonBasedNPU@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I hate sweet tastibg savoury food with a passion that might be my personal final boss.
GoodOleAmerika@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Blasphemy
bigboismith@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
spacemanspiffy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would eat the shit out of that
dwemthy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
deranger@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Kiwizza is too far
Hboc22@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t personally care for pineapple on pizza but I would eat the hell out of this. It looks delicious.
imouto@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d rather have the bird or the people
Omnifob@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Put some pepperoni on it and we got a deal.
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kiwtf?
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
For fucks sake. Just let people enjoy some jokes and mock rivalry
glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know if you know this, but the pineapple pizza thing is a trans allegory. I didn’t decide that, it just is. Making jokes at the expense of a persecuted minority is not ok. Good comedy punches up, not down. My bad for forgetting again that internet communities don’t do subtlety.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
No pineapple on your pizza, do you lack faith!