UnrepententProcrastinator

@UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yay, sponsored emojis!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah they’re all on Facebook Messenger which sucks. I’ve managed to switch a few in my surroundings to Signal but I still need to keep Messenger for holdouts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sprout 🌱⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  We tend to evolve wild plants in a way they can’t compete in the wild. That being said I’m not sure how we did that for those in particular.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese is available⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Soft cheese triangles sold in a wheel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bullies⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  <Insert psa about not feeding bread to ducks here>

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If anybody is in the blue bit, are you fat? Do you snore? Maybe you need to check yourself for sleep apnea… Source: am fat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a girl Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Homocycle and Heterocycle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so if I buy square wheels for my car I can finally ride the roads in my town.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it’s woven with space?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hail power!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The satanic panic wasn’t an intellectual movement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: Low chuckle

  Mind police: “Hands up!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelin like a snack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brain development in the first 18 yrs require more sleep. Let your teenager sleep more!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scaramouche! Scaramouche!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨history repeats itself once again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it the same article?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a real bargain when you realize it'll fit 6-8⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would look freaky in a zombie apocalypse where they keep spawning out of that coffin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bring 👏 him 👏 back⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Perv

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be realistic for a siege.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a world⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I never saw that guy face again I’d be happier

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Miss me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah boomer hate is in vogue, we would have thought only boomers with get distracted from class wars by gen wars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Easter diagram⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Inaccurate, evidence makes it more probable that he was buried in a mass grave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want this on a puzzle 🧩

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Substance abuse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah that’s the point of saying abuse when drug becomes an issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Epic CEO Tim Sweeney says 'employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality' after the company laid off more than 1,000 people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it that thing where people get paid for not cutting the forest down?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Muad'Dib Dib Dib⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t have the technology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Librarian! Teach him in the ways!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my! an OG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't let your memes stay dreams⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Retribution and vengeance feels good but in the end I think we should thrive for a system that works for the powerless and the powerful on an even footing.

  But yeah this is just a meme so meme away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When I vacationned in the US I was always taken aback by how much fast food used to be cheaper than an actual hearthy meal you cook yourself… Unless you forego the protein…

  That’s all sorts of fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attention!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh most people get it would be my guess, they just prefer commenting on mass surveillance.

  I mean we have e-sim now but within the demographics of Lemmy, people know about old sim cards for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s this? A recipe for soggy rice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you can do it so can i⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s more like dead skin