Keeping me up at night

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• eldain@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Lmao the heart is 0,6m long and beats at 170 bpm. At least your soundtrack will be lit!

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• Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just concentrate on good compressions.

  Sleep tight.

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  • Luouth@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Came here from CPR training to say this

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Are we saying that compressions on their own will draw in oxygen?

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OP just wants to kiss that long, blueish tongue

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• don@lemm.ee ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The mouth to mouth part is no longer medically advised, in favor of effective chest compressions.

  You now only have to think about how you’re going to perform effective chest compressions on an animal whose anatomy you don’t understand at all (or even if you’re supposed to do them to begin with), and, assuming you should do them, keep doing them until a veterinarian qualified to resuscitate a giraffe can be flown in from thousands of miles away.

  Good news! You got this. Have fun!

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  • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, am now in charge of zombie giraffe.

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  • lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s the fun of CPR if no mouth to mouth. Might as well just die together.

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You could do CPR on the giraffe and then go to sleep later. It doesn’t have to be one or the other

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or the other way around. The giraffe isn’t going anywhere

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• BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can’t be problem solving and sleeping. When I catch myself, I just try to think about something I’m observing instead.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Another bites the dust! Clearly the best way.

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  <skull emoji>

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Here you go! 💀

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