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@toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world
- Comment on Wanna Ride This Bussy? 5 hours ago:
don’t need to click. deal is off.
- Comment on Wanna Ride This Bussy? 6 hours ago:
hey usa, can we have alaska? i mean, it only makes sense
- Comment on Late 6 hours ago:
as an etymologyst, it really bugs me when i get n to my work
- Comment on Late 8 hours ago:
ma’am, this is the last time i’m gonna tell you to stop that before i call Costco security.
- Comment on Late 8 hours ago:
i’m not a teacher, but if i was i’d excuse it just because they took the effort to compose such a crazy story. probably learned more than i’d have taught them that day a anyway
- Comment on Rip willy boy 11 hours ago:
no, none of it is going to be any good at all. i’m personally offended that they’re remaking the last one i listed.
- Comment on oops 1 day ago:
👜🍆🍆🍆😮
- Comment on oops 1 day ago:
thank you, and i mean what i’m about to say with my hole heart: eat a bag of dicks :D
- Comment on oops 1 day ago:
you speak truth. love the story about this video. pure, unfiltered, 100% Walken. i’ll see if i can find a link.
- Comment on Rip willy boy 2 days ago:
it’s just what i saw on his imdb page. so yeah, yikes. but that doesn’t mean it isn’t bullshit… i mean, you don’t even know ME, let alone the shit i referenced…
feel better?
- Comment on oops 2 days ago:
still one of the best music videos of the 21st century so far
- Comment on oops 2 days ago:
i can’t hear you over this gorgeous phallus-shaped meat loaf i’m about to devour orally.
- Comment on Life hack 2 days ago:
“okay google i need you to tell me what chatgpt says about what reddit thinks about this recipe”
REDDIT PRO HACK
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 24 comments
- Comment on Every damn night 2 days ago:
when i was a kid, my mom used to tie my mitts to a string of yarn that she’d run between the arms of my coat so i wouldn’t lose them.
you’re gonna think i’m crazy.
i did the same thing with my sheet. yarn and a darning needle, poked a hole in each bottom corner and tied them to the posts.
now i can also make a little parachute fort, too, but it’s always full of farts
- Comment on Life hack 2 days ago:
it’s called reddit
- Comment on Life hack 2 days ago:
nah, there’s a secret code for most places. it’s
000000000000000000000000000000000000000
- Comment on The Gooner 2 days ago:
aww, come on, i really liked wearing that hat
- Comment on What a wonderful world we live in! 2 days ago:
they asked him if he wanted to jump. he said, “neigh”
this is a clear case of horse-icide.
- Comment on Rip willy boy 2 days ago:
um, he has at least 7 films in the works, including “i am legend 2”, “hancock 2”, and an apparent remake of “planes, trains & automobiles”. because nothing is original any more unless you slap the guy at the oscars.
- Comment on Rip willy boy 2 days ago:
we went from “let’s go back to a future that doesn’t exist yet” to “let’s go back to a past that never existed”
- Comment on I do it around town all the time 2 days ago:
me too, but i prefer to drop a deuce. it actually makes a lot more impact if people see you doing it, too. those people never came back to my park.
- Comment on SteamOS finally released by Valve 5 days ago:
if this is what it takes for people to start taking their first look at using linux, then i’m 100% here for it. it isn’t a desktop OS yet, but it’s definitely got eyes on the penguin now.
it cannot be understated just how much work valve has put into making linux gaming viable. and it’s going to matter a lot more than some might think
- Comment on Sifl & Olly - The Best of Chester 5 days ago:
Rock.
- Comment on Sifl & Olly - The Best of Chester 5 days ago:
ROCK FACTS! ROCK FACTS! ROCK FACTS!
- Comment on Sifl & Olly - The Best of Chester 5 days ago:
you look like a snail.
yeah. i’m cleaning out fish tanks. what else would i be doing?
lmao
- Submitted 5 days ago to videos@lemmy.world | 6 comments
- Comment on Batterypunk 5 days ago:
it’s like a parallel reality
- Comment on the real struggle is choosing which to replace 5 days ago:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen
- Comment on Amazeballs bod 5 days ago:
you fucking fool - this meme doesn’t even have any rick moranis in it!
