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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are some FOSS programs that are objectively better than their proprietary counterparts?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  i hoped someone would say second only to 7zip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I get that america is failing if it's duty to suppress the rise of fascist but did the rest of the world just put all its eggs in the america basket?⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  you are asking so many questions in so few words. but i’m not knocking you for that. just be aware that the full answer to that misleadingly small question is going to require a substantially larger answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It happens...⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 for all of us who got the “how often” question and knew they couldn’t answer honestly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It happens...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  you know, i haven’t heard a good suicide joke in a long, long time. what’s a good suicide joke that the kids are telling each other these days?

  what’s a freudian slip? it’s when you mean you say “the other” but end up hanging yourself instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It happens...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  i wanna know what joke it was

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF is the teacher doing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  i disagree, and i’m expecting wrath for saying so. why do you think he deserves to be fired?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will Trump tariffs and implied trade war have a significant effect on the global emissions of greenhouse gases?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “i’m sitting in a pile of shit. will anyone notice if i fart?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sound advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  please pull me up - i’m drowning in irony

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think about it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  also: there has never been a single person in history who followed the crowd even though they secretly didn’t believe in a god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get that Musky Grindset going⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you missed out, but i won’t say on what.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  this is honestly the best thing i’ve seen all day

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not going to remember this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD DON FORGET TO NOD

  and don’t forget to blink. yeah, you forgot, eh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was a TV show you like ever ruined by the addition of a particular character to the point that you had to quit, or nearly quit?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  uh-oh, spaghetti-o’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly some geniuses in the Trump administration⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  the only “server” trump knows about is the brown girl who brings him his diet cokes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7th-inning stretch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i will never not endorse this post

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨damn it'd look soooooo cool⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i kinda want to punch you for posting this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ant brothel⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  unprofessional review: too many organisms involved. it’s supposed to be a roach motel (eagles song), but the ant goes into what is apparently an analogue for the model brothel in the first beetlejuice movie.

  as you will understand, my day is ruined.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I really fit in here⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  maybe if you fart into a cryogenic chamber right into a pot of liquid nitrogen. then you can heat it up again later and… why am i here again?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is peak⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …BOOM!

  it was a 7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LMFAO

  eltoos up!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to me, it’s one of those by-products of legalization that led to a quality of life improvement for us hoser ents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God bless the dexterous

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must have passed on the roach :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I really, really, really hope that one day your country - whichever it is but i can assume - finally legalizes it federally. i can’t imagine what kind of fucked up legal shit yall have to deal with these days

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people hold tobacco cigarettes and cannabis joints differently when smoking them?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  it’s also why it’s changing now! i don’t know about the US, but here in Canada we sell a lot of pre-rolls. They tend to have longer (paper) filters, and they’re easier to hold like one would a cigarette. most people i see here smoke joints like they would a cigarette now. still looks kinda dainty, though :P

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more shift bro I swear it will be fine⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  i had a day like that today. thanks, i’ve already made this my wallpaper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now listen here⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my life on a headset. THERE’S ONLY ONE BUTTON! WHY CAN’T I FIGURE OUT THE ONE BUTTON??