Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…
Cope
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rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
…are there any women here today?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Inquiring minds want to know.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 day ago
I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won't be though.
railway692@piefed.zip 1 day ago
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn’t should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one “tempting” by just being there.
So these people that hear this shit don’t think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.
Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I’m going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?
Or if being gay is a choice, why don’t more people who don’t have a problem with it make that choice?
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardlessTransitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passingsamus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man.
beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I feel like he needs that to be the case…
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t know if this is disingenuous “reasoning” or, an honest position.
Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren’t just trolls, like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls, I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
FYI: Flat Earthers started oug just like the Bird’s Aren’t Real people.
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Is that Kolanaki’s Law, then?
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls
That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There’s a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.
comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu 1 day ago
I know, it’s beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like… I don’t know, it’s just, it’s like they’re spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it’s not even fun. It’s just beyond stupid.
railway692@piefed.zip 1 day ago
It’s not unreasonable, if you’re so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.
And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.
My issue with flat earthers is that they’re inconsistent with the whole “I believe what I see with my own two eyes” thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I’m convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Dasus@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 1 day ago
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
As a gay guy, I can see it
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.
Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Thank you, as a hetero sexual man I got so confused I almost turned gay. But you saved me.
comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu 1 day ago
Religion is the worst idea, ever.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard but no mustache, therefore not a man.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn’t just because you could.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.
Little_Urban_Achiever@piefed.social 21 hours ago
He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.
Old mate probably just got lost in translation.
AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s almost like it’s normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!
manxu@piefed.social 1 day ago
As the old disco song says, “Ain’t no closet big enough!” for this preacher
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 1 day ago
Add another panel where they're making out
gasgiant@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Need further information.
What do mustaches do?
Asking for a friend…
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 day ago
Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 day ago
HA gaaaay!
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Women with beards are hot to straight women.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
The teacher doth protest too much…
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Guess he’s never been turned on by a woman with facial hair. Fuckin pleb
Zannsolo@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Found the dwarf(the fantasy kind).
RockBottom@feddit.org 1 day ago
Indecent thoughts, I can live with that. Thank you.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What’s the Arabic translation for “You can’t have a Canadian Jordan Peterson, we have Jordan Peterson at home”?
Aliya@feddit.org 1 day ago
ما في داعي لجوردان بيترسون الكندي، عندنا جوردان بيترسون في البيت
Your welcome :)
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 1 day ago
[Chorus] Men with beards What are they hiding? Could I handle the truth If they chose me to confide in? Or would my dead body be found Down a railway siding? Where I’d been murdered by a man with a beard Murdered by a man with a beard
[Verse 1] You can’t work out what they’re thinking in their face Because they’ve got hair growing all over the place You can’t tell what they’re up to, maybe it’s best not to know Perhaps they’re full of hair up here, but they’ve got none down below? Do they put porno mags in the bushes in the woods? Do they interfere with kids – and make them say ‘Thank you’ afterwards? Do they hang around in parks, and wait 'til after dark Jump out of the bushes – and then fuck you for a lark?
[Chorus 2] Men with beards What are they concealing? That facial fuzz gives me An uneasy feeling Like they’ll hide my dismembered corpse Up in the ceiling Where I’ve been butchered by a man with a beard Butchered by a man with a beard
[Verse 2] Shipman, Bin Laden, Stilgoe, Haystacks They were all hiding something, and that’s an actual fact Whispering Bob Harris – why was his voice so soft? Had he murdered a prostitute up in his loft? Like Peter Sutcliffe: The Yorkshire Ripper He avoided the use of a razor or clipper They’ve all got a secret – could be anything But they’re probably part of a pedophile ring
[Chorus 3] Men with beards What are they obscuring? They all seem so confident And so assuring But to some waste ground You, they’ll be luring Where you’ll be bludgeoned by a man with a beard Bludgeoned by a man with a beard
[Verse 3] A recent phenomenon, that I find weird Is the peculiar anomaly of the fashion beard In adverts, bearded men are considered normal and cool They’re no longer just kerbcrawling outside the school But now I can’t tell a rapist from some guy who is hip! Which one is Mick, from This is England – and which is Scroobius Pip?! Throw in a pair of sandals, and an ethnic hat And is he a Muslim extremist, or a Hoxton twat?!
[Chorus 4] Men with beards What are they secreting? Will they trick you into A clandestine meeting And then drug your drink Or the food you were eating? Until you wake up to find what you feared You’re being rogered by a man with a beard Watch out for men with beards (He’s behind you…)
fissionmailed@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Jake Paul is going through phase
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
matlag@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.