Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?
Cope
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Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
…are there any women here today?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Inquiring minds want to know.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 month ago
I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won't be though.
railway692@piefed.zip 1 month ago
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardlessTransitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passingJankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To be fair I lived in places where it’s uncommon for women to wear makeup.
As one of those “traditional femininity” things it’s valid to not like makeup as a transfem if anyone struggles with that.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know if this is disingenuous “reasoning” or, an honest position.
Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren’t just trolls, like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls, I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
FYI: Flat Earthers started oug just like the Bird’s Aren’t Real people.
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is that Kolanaki’s Law, then?
“Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls
That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There’s a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.
comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu 1 month ago
I know, it’s beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like… I don’t know, it’s just, it’s like they’re spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it’s not even fun. It’s just beyond stupid.
railway692@piefed.zip 1 month ago
It’s not unreasonable, if you’re so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.
And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.
My issue with flat earthers is that they’re inconsistent with the whole “I believe what I see with my own two eyes” thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 month ago
Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.
notarobot@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I’m convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it
GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man.
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 1 month ago
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
As a gay guy, I can see it
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.
explodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.
Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.
Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thank you, as a hetero sexual man I got so confused I almost turned gay. But you saved me.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Whereas, two gay men with one beard are a 1940s* married couple.
*est.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Religion is the worst idea, ever.
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?
Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition
So anyway, this guy has a beard but no mustache, therefore not a man.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn’t just because you could.
rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…
Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”
AlexLost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s almost like it’s normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!
dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I’m gonna come right out and say it:
A beard with no moustache looks weird.
drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ronl2k@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A beard with no moustache looks weird.
Agreed. It looks like the man’s face has been shortened.
moseschrute@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Hey, he wants to look like a half-shorn scrote. 🤷🏼♂️
ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io 1 month ago
Add another panel where they're making out
manxu@piefed.social 1 month ago
As the old disco song says, “Ain’t no closet big enough!” for this preacher
Little_Urban_Achiever@piefed.social 1 month ago
He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.
Old mate probably just got lost in translation.
gasgiant@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Need further information.
What do mustaches do?
Asking for a friend…
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 month ago
Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Upper shaft work. Support role, usually a bonus feature.
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn’t should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one “tempting” by just being there.
So these people that hear this shit don’t think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.
Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I’m going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?
Or if being gay is a choice, why don’t more people who don’t have a problem with it make that choice?
muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.
slothrop@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Women with beards are hot to straight women.
BetaBlake@lemmy.world 1 month ago
HA gaaaay!
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The teacher doth protest too much…
Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Imam wants to be an Idaddy
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay, and I don’t have a beard. Coincidence?
dubyakay@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Best I can do is lube up two buf men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.
Chais@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.
matlag@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.