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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • Chais@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What a weird thing to confess. And in public, no less.

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    • matlag@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He probably didn’t even realize he was confessing.

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  • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Does that conversely also mean that a woman with a beard does not need to wear a hijab?

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    • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        …are there any women here today?

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Inquiring minds want to know.

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    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think that a more likely to be considered possibility is bald women. Probably won't be though.

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    • Hadriscus@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Absolutely legendary scene from Four Lions (2010)

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWUTCo-D_J8

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      • Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s my IRA voice

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  • railway692@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    “You’re the problem for making me horny” is giving Count Frollo energy.

    Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.

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  • gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You know he can grow full facial hair? He just had to shave it all off. On account of losing Pedro Pascal’s Wager

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  • lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Transitioning most places
    > shave
    > makeup
    > new wardrobe
    > voice training
    > hormones
    > laser
    > surgery
    > therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless

    Transitioning in Turkey
    > shave
    > congratulations, enjoy passing

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To be fair I lived in places where it’s uncommon for women to wear makeup.

      As one of those “traditional femininity” things it’s valid to not like makeup as a transfem if anyone struggles with that.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t know if this is disingenuous “reasoning” or, an honest position.

    Ever since I came to understand that Flat Earthers weren’t just trolls, like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls, I’ve had trouble sussing out what’s real and what’s just bullshit “reasoning” to support bullshit ideals. I get now that I was just naive as to how incredibly stupid and evil people can be.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      FYI: Flat Earthers started oug just like the Bird’s Aren’t Real people.

      “Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”

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      • SreudianFlip@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is that Kolanaki’s Law, then?

        “Any group that gets its rocks off pretending to be stupid, eventually will be filled with actual stupid people who think they are in good company.”

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      like the way Birds Aren’t Real folks ARE trolls

      That was more a riff on the decades-long fear of mass surveillance. There’s a degree of conspiracy theory on top of the conspiracy theory, in which a few niche corners of the internet assert the “Birds Aren’t Real” guy was promoted as a means of deflecting attention from the Snowden Leaks and other surveillance whistleblowers.

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    • comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know, it’s beyond frustrating! I consider myself not smart at all, yet people actually believe the earth is flat? Like, I mean, like… I don’t know, it’s just, it’s like they’re spitting in the face of humanity-stupid, it’s not even fun. It’s just beyond stupid.

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      • railway692@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s not unreasonable, if you’re so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.

        And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.

        My issue with flat earthers is that they’re inconsistent with the whole “I believe what I see with my own two eyes” thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Master trolls are indistinguishable from stupid and/or evil people.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDdOchBejcc

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    • notarobot@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bullshit. I refuse to believe flat earthers actually exist. I’m convinced flat earthed groups are just idiots laughing at how stupid the rest are for actually believing it

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  • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Among the most homophobic ways to come out tbh

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man.

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  • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of that guy who was deported because he was too hot and turning all the guys gay

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    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As a gay guy, I can see it

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      • Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Dude, I can even see it as a straight guy.

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    • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How terrible! Where was he deported? Like what’s his address? …. Can he come stay with me?

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There are neighborhoods in LA with a reasonable supply of dudes who look like this.

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      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Reason #432 that conservatives are afraid of cities.

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      • SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yeah, he looks like an average Turkish or Bollywood handsome actor. Saudis basically reported on themselves with this.

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  • Naia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.

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    • Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you, as a hetero sexual man I got so confused I almost turned gay. But you saved me.

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Whereas, two gay men with one beard are a 1940s* married couple.

      *est.

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Sexual awakening at 69.

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  • comeonitsnotlike@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Religion is the worst idea, ever.

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?

    Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition

    So anyway, this guy has a beard but no mustache, therefore not a man.

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thats so weird. Theres a woman near me that has a full beard. I want men from that culture to meet her and see exactly why you shouldn’t just because you could.

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  • rustydrd@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

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  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

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    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thought you were talking about me for a second and I was about to say “No… no I’m very much into bears. Or rather I prefer when bears are in me.”

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      • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        To hang out with the two wolves?

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m gonna come right out and say it:

    A beard with no moustache looks weird.

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    • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Looks fine on this guy.

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    • ronl2k@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A beard with no moustache looks weird.

      Agreed. It looks like the man’s face has been shortened.

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    • moseschrute@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hey, he wants to look like a half-shorn scrote. 🤷🏼‍♂️

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  • AlexLost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s almost like it’s normal to have those thoughts and your need to punish yourself for those thoughts is a you problem, not an us problem, eh?!

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  • ShaunaTheDead@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Add another panel where they're making out

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  • manxu@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As the old disco song says, “Ain’t no closet big enough!” for this preacher

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  • Little_Urban_Achiever@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.

    Old mate probably just got lost in translation.

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  • fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.

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  • gasgiant@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Need further information.

    What do mustaches do?

    Asking for a friend…

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    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gay men have famously never worn a moustache. Especially not in that one photo with Freddie Mercury and like 10 men in his bed.

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    • otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Upper shaft work. Support role, usually a bonus feature.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn’t should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one “tempting” by just being there.

    So these people that hear this shit don’t think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.

    Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I’m going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?

    Or if being gay is a choice, why don’t more people who don’t have a problem with it make that choice?

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  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Women with beards are hot to straight women.

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  • BetaBlake@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    HA gaaaay!

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The teacher doth protest too much…

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  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!

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    • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Imam wants to be an Idaddy

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay, and I don’t have a beard. Coincidence?

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  • dubyakay@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Best I can do is lube up two buf men with olive oil and have them wrestle half-naked while other middle-aged men watch on the side.

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_wrestling

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