railway692

@railway692@piefed.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bruh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like you’re trying to sign this document.

  Would like me to make up bullshit about the 30% of the page I can (sort of) recognize as text?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fiction⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminder for those who need it: Brave and Good are two different things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can always try again after a good meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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  “You’re the problem for making me horny” is giving Count Frollo energy.

  Work on yourself, find a twink who loves you back, and leave the rest of the world alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not unreasonable, if you’re so fed up with being lied to that you only believe what you see with your own two eyes.

  And that you see when you look at the horizon is usually flat earth.

  My issue with flat earthers is that they’re inconsistent with the whole “I believe what I see with my own two eyes” thing and hold other beliefs completely on faith alone with the same fervor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May all your socks be damp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m around a lot of ESLs for work, and they make a lot of silly mistakes that are “obvious” to native speakers.

  Most of them are also smarter than me in multiple languages.

  I still use correct punctuation, but I don’t make fun of people for their English anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May all your socks be damp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s true. But when you write it how it sounds, it looks like OP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's always that one person.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Why won’t any of you listen! It’s a killbot! It’s a killboooooot!” He would yell as he was dragged kicking and screaming from the premises.

  “I’m terribly sorry about that Mr. Bottington.”

  “KILL. KILL.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May all your socks be damp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the speaker.

  Some MCs do the same intro so often that it ratatats out like a semi-automatic:

  Goodmorningeveryoneimsohappytoseeyouhereatourmagnificent[insertlocation]!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just that extra bit of rage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The issue with “a little education” is that it has to be the right little bit.

  For most people who don’t make a career or a hobby out of it, it’s like being pointed at a library and told “if you just read one book, you wouldn’t have this problem.”

  Okay. Which book?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upload Me Into The AI God Hivemind⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 for Citizen Sleeper.

  Add Lena to our list of Torment Nexus stories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Upload Me Into The AI God Hivemind⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking Soma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One of those days⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if that requirement is explicitly stated in the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨plenty of fir⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I face-palmed for three full seconds once I finally got the last panel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The resemblance is uncanny⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That face is like, “Yo wtf, you told me there was going to be a party.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a end to this story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems plausible. It’s been a while. I remember the mud pit trauma better than the ending.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a end to this story⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  for Neverending Story
  

  Doesn’t the horse die anyway ?
  

  Not that that changes the feeling, but if you already know how it ends…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s one of those “Would you press the button” questions.

  You become cancer-free.

  BUT

  You turn into a dinosaur.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, then she wouldn’t have one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every single one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing… Pixar movie?

  Hard to tell without seeing her dumpy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your fourth idea for a group costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes sense.

  My first thought was Bunnicula or one of the other hundreds of killer rabbits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your fourth idea for a group costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s this a reference to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think you're screwed, hun⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When the doctor accidentally eats an apple:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practice makes perfect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you fuck off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And my axe!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Chad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Send the billionaires up and leave them there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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