slothrop
@slothrop@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Shrinkflation 12 hours ago:
Spot the American!
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- Comment on porch of geese 1 day ago:
It’s a wax.
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- Comment on Lawyer here: I concur! 5 days ago:
The Germans invented it first, with ‘tragikkomeßdykompenbursteißn’ *
*disclaimer: not 100% sure
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- Comment on Listening to coworkers talk about how great the person you replaced was. 1 week ago:
Ya!
Fuck you, Rob Sharp!
Sharpie!
The Sharpster!
Fuckin’ Sharp!
Douchenozzle… - Comment on [politics] she never recovered 1 week ago:
Farts.
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- Comment on Oh you're gonna be a horny bard again thing campaign? Here's your dice. 3 weeks ago:
Watch for snake eye.
- Comment on In case you weren’t sure which box 3 weeks ago:
I need this. I have a parcel box at the front of the driveway, yet most delivery drivers miss it and challenge my German Shepherd at the top of the steps instead.
- Comment on Can a puzzle with missing pieces be considered complete? 3 weeks ago:
It’s a near miss.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Leave immediately.
It’s downhill regardless, but you choose the slope. - Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Fishes can most certainly be plural for fish, especially when referring to different types.
- Comment on Woke up to this from my friend 5 weeks ago:
Interesting reactions. Shitpost.
- Comment on Not even a big melon 5 weeks ago:
Totally depends on who’s painting the collage. Some are quite well done.
One’s best bet though, is to attend college and not chance bad painting.
- Comment on do you know? 5 weeks ago:
Michael thought he was a cam, but he was a puffin.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to memes@sopuli.xyz | 21 comments
- Comment on Stand somewhere else 1 month ago:
Perhaps you were giving him shade…
- Comment on It's true, this is how Canadians cough. 1 month ago:
Lots of whiteouts where we live.
- Comment on First the frogs turned gay and now this 1 month ago:
- Comment on Removed 😔 1 month ago:
Busted by General Talia.
- Comment on Boom 2 months ago:
I just piss in the sink, to be safe.
- Comment on Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages 2 months ago:
I feel that you’re stringing us along with that theory.