slothrop

@slothrop@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I just piss in the sink, to be safe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel that you’re stringing us along with that theory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being Difficult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear it’s a grating lifestyle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No fear!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I grew up when drunk driving was legal! I had a van, and was always the designated drunk driver! Cops would stop me and tell me to drive safer in case another cop was arsed to pull me over! Never got busted, and never died!!

  Woke snowflakes today, I tell ya’ !

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they still make kids do this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image womp womp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Progress?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  ai;dr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The incredible transformation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You left out the part where it’s a true story.
  Not a trope. If only there was google.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The incredible transformation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Same kid. True story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The incredible transformation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, same person. True story.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The incredible transformation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Her name is Anja Ringgernt and she is an amazing danish lady. She help children without clothes on the streets take them into new starts in life one is named hope.

  Land of Hope

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of these feel more popular than others⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Indeed, there’s a bird indicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran's shitposts were obliterated, too!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I 100% agree, but there’s no ‘political shitposts’ comm, et voilà

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not saying that I agree. But I understand.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The weirdest thing about this is she’s being booked.
  As in, there were no other options for such an egregious and heinous offence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jimmy's Rustled⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m chuffed that you found the original copy!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  cock crop

• Air Canada Express flight AC8646 CRJ-900 at LaGuardia crash footagei.imgur.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨COWARDS!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ai, tho’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Normal⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s taking a dump. Titties and scat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peter Mandelson still a human being who’s entitled to fair trial, says Cherie Blair⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As in the victims were “fair” game…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just long enough to guess the climax.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can make a faux chocolate pudding with avocados…process some avocado, cocoa, milk or substitute, drop of vanilla…fools anyone and pleases everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No need for meds or booze.... this is the answer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dad’s the tattooist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  lol, Luvs me some gatekeeping in a shitpost sub!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well i fucking applaud and welcome it! I love me some corny horny memes, please keep going!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I am especially proud to be the first President in decades who has started no new wars" - Donald J. Trump⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pedosident bombs a girls’ school. killing 50 plus on their first day of school.
  That’ll show those brown people what peace is about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a tough case...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She turned down ‘tooth fairy’.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice strong handshake, beautiful digital art⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fist impression is crucial to lifelong relationships.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The original Gremlin⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True, but it’s gotta share dna with nissan cube.