False. A mosquito cannot suffer a fatal fall. It is incapable of it. Gravity is incapable of accelerating a mosquito to fatal or injurious velocities, at least near the Earth’s surface.
can be scaled up to elephants!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by slothrop@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Normal physics don’t apply to drunk creatures
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
curiousaur@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
They also don’t eat sugar.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They don’t feed on diabetics?
0ops@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Idk, a drunk mosquito is an incredible thing
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
See, what actually happens is when the mosquito trips, it bangs its face on the rock, breaking it’s proboscis, causing it to starve to death before it can heal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
it’s not gravity doing the accelerating tho its the stick
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Looks like my weekend
redbrick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Your weekend? This happened. Don’t ask.
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s funny until a mosquito survives and sues you for injuries.
aviationeast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I need to see your elephant scaled version. Preferable with an elephant interacting with it. Otherwise you only get partial credit.
reader@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
smart
lameda6971@libretechni.ca 2 weeks ago
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Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a dangerous setup, my friend. If the mosquito arrives from the other side, it’s going to get buffed up rock climbing and logging before getting fighty from drinking and then loading up on electrolytes.
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nature uh, finds a way
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Calm down Malcom
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
they also get protein, creatine
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My god. They’d be unstoppable.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re just asking for the mosquito to steal your girl.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh no. They’re learning from Canadian log drivers who’ve got a massive tree trunk between their legs and really know how to treat a beaver.
Absolute banger from the National Film Board of Canada, by the way.