FrowingFostek
@FrowingFostek@lemmy.world
- Comment on So much corn 20 hours ago:
I’d give him the people’s elbow 💪🏽
- Comment on So much corn 22 hours ago:
I don’t care what the context is, this only serves to fuel my dislike of jack black.
- Comment on We cornin 1 day ago:
Would one replace this corn bone with a blood sausage?
- Comment on “We’re used to people saying fuck no and doing it anyway” -Michigan governor Gretchen Whitner. Daughter of a health insurance CEO. She is currently selling Michigan out for every penny she can as her… 6 days ago:
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 1 week ago:
Nah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that’s got something to prove.
- Comment on when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first? 1 week ago:
I just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I’m choking on all the fluids, then gargle.
- Comment on Freedom isn't free 3 weeks ago:
We truly don’t deserve dogs.
- Comment on if you blow into it, it'll work again 5 weeks ago:
The older guys call it a gbix. I was told they are called SFPs (small fiber port?)
- Comment on Lifeguards 1 month ago:
It’s fucked up that I’d be okay with this if they lived in the lower left quadrant of the compass. No post-left shit.
- Comment on I fried it :'( 1 month ago:
I like this answer. I’m gonna pass it along to my vertically challenged friends.
- Comment on Email came out of nowhere 1 month ago:
Is this in connection to the Colombian president’s post?
- Comment on Tough guy dad 1 month ago:
Its the simple things in life
- Comment on I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits 1 month ago:
He looks like the kinda guy to give her a Cosby sweater
- Comment on I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits 1 month ago:
He looks like a model train set kinda guy to me. Just a former fedora fella if I’ve ever seen one.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
This is an important distinction.
- Comment on I'm here waiting, girl. You got my digits 1 month ago:
I want to assume she’s pregnant for this awkward hand position. I think it’s the orange tinted glasses that really steal the show here.
- Comment on Anon is standmaxxing 1 month ago:
TIL I’ve been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss and opportunity.
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 2 months ago:
That’s awesome. I don’t personally like the NS2 but at that price who wouldn’t grab one. Thanks for sharing.
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 2 months ago:
So you just not gonna tell us about the price?
- Comment on Lefty tax 2 months ago:
I’d be the idiot to have two pencils in each hand and reading off the UPC while blocking the irresponsibly narrow aisle. I gots to know!
- Comment on 2/10 people on Lemmy, is that you? 2 months ago:
Yeah, everytime Kenny the fascist comes to tell me the woah’s of the world from his perspective. They get one conversation when I establish their position. The second convo is to establish my own. The third and subsequent conversations are purposefully hostile.
You have to maintain hygiene when dealing with these creatures.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 3 months ago:
I did. I even downloaded.
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 3 months ago:
I would not have clicked if not for this comment.
- Comment on 🥀🥀🥀 3 months ago:
The Imogen heap song?
- Comment on Nintendo Lowers Pricepoint For Digital Versions of Switch 2 Games 3 months ago:
It’d be real funny if they crack switch 2 home brew in half the time it took for switch one.
- Comment on So hungover and so horny 3 months ago:
I guess that makes me a pussy. I just can’t let you push me passed your epiglottis unless we have some kinda history.
- Comment on So hungover and so horny 3 months ago:
Hand me the camquarter and a chocolate eclair I can slip into your mouth.
- Comment on So hungover and so horny 3 months ago:
I don’t think I could. To me that’s like the height of physical intimacy.
When I was single my rule was: we can smash if its just a fling but, I gotta know you if you’re gonna be acquainting me with your voice box.
