musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, no wizard languages allowed. You could be casting a spell for all I know!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they’ve become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it’s not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨card⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Real Magic The Gathering players pick up cards with their ass cheeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly it does, I’ve seen kids build real confidence in class.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Autism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they’re up for it, put them in an improv class for kids with autism, this helps immensely. You could reach out to Giant Steps or Second City. I might be slightly biased because I teach improv but it’s a good way for kids on the spectrum to practice social situations and to learn how to deal with sudden changes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.9% APR⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a hopeful time, but also a crazy time, you could match your shoes to your polo, big gulp and tracksuit. Why not go the extra mile and also match your car?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teenis⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They haven’t mastered the subtle art of being funny on the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SNSD the GOAT🫶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not really because of weed itself, a lot of countries in East Asia have very strict drug laws. Historically it ties into the boxer rebellion and the way the West used opium to control China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He won gold at the olympics multiple times, swimming with extra stuff is probably easy for him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up sheeple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about Michael Phelps, he’s smaller than a boat and he’s quite fast. Why don’t they send him?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you’ll make a killing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's also 3 AM⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Send bobs and vagene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon teaches you about their culture⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a really fun Dutch restaurant in Osaka. Besides that I don’t know of any.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, it angers and confuses them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8<9⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is in Bizarro Canada.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8<9⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some places the cat has 6 lives. In Canada the cat has 12 lives, each life is represented by an easter egg because the Canadian easter bunny is a cat. A cat named bunny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's a matter of motivation⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, I’d teach for free if I didn’t have to worry about rent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In these uncertain times, it's more important than ever to be discerning and to make sure to get your info from a reliable source.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably a magazine that’s associated with some kind of clothing store. It says on the cover that the articles in the magazine are for sale in the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m wondering how they make money to buy pizzas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing I’m wondering about is how they can cook pizzas in the sewer without getting carbon monoxide poisoning. Or do they buy regular pizzas and add the jellybeans later?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran attacks Oracle as retribution for sacked employees⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, America was fucked from the start. Let’s not forget what they did to Native Americans. The Nazi’s weren’t being taken in, they were coming home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam On Linux Use Skyrocketed In March - More Than Double The macOS Gaming Marketshare⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need a riksha.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm sure it'll be fine!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The trajectory of your ship has changed because a critical windows update rebooted your ship during launch. You are now heading directly into the sun. Press the task bar for a list of AI suggested solutions.”

  -Ground control

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you do this at your highschool?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We didn’t even have hay bales, we would just set each other on fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads the ink blot⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally I’m more of a fan of The Morechebs and Wise show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m twelve and going through puberty and struggling to find a community and understand the other sex. My parents don’t pay much attention to me and I’m not doing very well in school. Most of my ideas about masculinity come from clips from tv shows I saw on tiktok and various youtubers.

  I’m being downvoted because of my somewhat troubling comments and instead of getting the help I need I’m driven further down the alt-right pipeline and become more alienated. Soon I’ll leave reddit and move to 4chan or some weird discord.

  I’ll continue to become more radicalized until I finally break and commit some horrible crime. See you on the news in about five years!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I doxxed you by accident