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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is this on the first trip visiting Japan?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t mention this so there’s no way you could’ve known but this is not realistic for my situation. I travel a lot for my job, most of the translations I need are during negotiations or when navigating a new country. During these situations I quickly look up things on my phone. Carrying around a gaming laptop for these purposes would be highly impractical. Plus I’m in East Asia so most of my meetings are in restaurants or bars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is this on the first trip visiting Japan?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I travel a lot so I’m not sure I’d want to have a server running at home. Or do you mean I set it up in my hotel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is this on the first trip visiting Japan?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the most ethical answer but a paid chatgpt subscription.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is this on the first trip visiting Japan?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I might’ve met him or at least someone similar, he wore a kimono to a bar and was disappointed that not every Japanese person asked him about it. He would try to use it as a conversation starter; eventually he drank himself into a stupor and passed out outside of the bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s indestructible straw then you could set it on fire and it would burn perpetually, you could do some real damage to the t-rex with that. Same thing if it’s made from indestructible bricks or indestructible wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a proposal for you⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Rub some shit in your knife as well, go for main arteries, try to kill it with sepsis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Move over powered milk, it onion time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re really good with chinese vinegar and a little bit of laoganma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible letter written to someone who gave her a gift⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We can have you sent tomorrow, just say th word

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks she's exaggerating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lying to survive and get ahead is one of the most North Korean things things you can do. She’s eating kimchi rice every night and nobody’s stopping her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Thomas Brodie-Sangster in 2024. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if James Bond did a pdrn mask every time he was supposed to drink and smoke and every time he was supposed have a villain try to torture him he got HIFU instead?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can be scaled up to elephants!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tip on how to deal with a dirty camera lens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My father bought me one for my birthday and it broke my heart. I’d been saving up for a camera for ages and I’d just bought a canon rebel but I only had a kit lens and I thought my father had finally taken in interest in me and my hobbies. Now it’s nothing but I remember silently crying in my room under my bed sheets while worried that my family would find out I wasn’t happy with my birthday gift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality will destroy America.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, because I was planning on using a water based lubricant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wealth inequality will destroy America.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right, guess I’m just gonna give everyone hand jobs or are you going to tell me I need to build my own sex robot from scratch?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nailed it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come back for next week’s episode and see that I’ve learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has beef with Nickelodeon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember sitting down with my family to watch a new episode of Fresh Prince.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nailed it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry, sometimes I forget not everything on the internet is a joke. You have my condolences and I wish you strength.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nailed it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon loves GOG⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see your point, a few years ago while playing Halo on the xbox a guy said he pwned me. I later learned that pwned stood for owned. Since then I’d been worried that I got cloned (copied). Thank you for clarifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sacre blu⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I shoved a couple of blocks down my throat during the national anthem. For lunch I microwaved a couple of blocks and added them to my coffee. My remaining blocks I’ll probably have in a smoothie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact about wikipedia, a friend of mine attended wikimania. He told me that while there, he learned that many of the volunteers are neurodivergent men, this is why wikipedia contains so much detailed information on birds and trains.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon fears The Hand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it would have more significance, imagine there was a single immortal entity that looks exactly like one of your body parts. I guarantee you people are chopping off each other’s hands and offering them to the “hand god”. And don’t even get me started on feminism, is it a male hand, is it a female hand? What does it mean?

  Philosophy, science and even art would all be vastly different. Imagine you’re Martin Heidegger and you try to reason that mortality makes an authentic and meaningful life possible. Yeah sure Marty, then why the fuck does this giant hand squish people? This giant hand is immortal, and it’s giving all of our lives meaning. Do you not think the fucking hand knows that? Do you know why the hand is doing what it does? Do you think we’re somehow better than the hand because we die?

  Or maybe you’re Frederick Nietzsche. And you are wondering about eternal recurrence. Would someone willingly live the exact life forever? I don’t know dumb ass, have you considered asking the big giant floating hand?

  These are just a few examples but you are vastly underestimating the significance of the giant floating hand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a functional one for sale past customs in the Duty free shop in Singapore. Make of that what you will

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's class fails expectations⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right about colonialism being a net loss for the government. In the Netherlands the NSB (Dutch Nazi Party) based a lot of their messaging around the idea that if the Netherlands were to join up with the allied forces, they would be forced to relinquish their colonies.

  This was absolute nonsense but it spoke to people at the time because the idea of giving the colonies their independence had become a popular talking point during the recession because they were no longer profitable (fuckery involving the united fruit company).

  During the second world war the Dutch colonies would become profitable but for completely different reasons. Basically a lot of the fosfate used in bombs came from Curacao and the aluminum to craft airplanes came from Suriname.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hi, it’s me your favorite employee Greg. Ever wonder where I go during my second poop break and why the kitchen smells like fish!? Subscribe to Greg Plus to find out! 14,99 per month or save up 30 dollars when you subscribe for the year at 149,99. Use the code #fuckcapitalism to get an additional 10 percent off!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boobs in unexpected places⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, they’re called dance titties. It happens because when you dance too much while on E your nipples chafe from friction within your clothes and your nipples swell up and become huge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft begin removing Ubisoft Connect from Steam with the new Ubisoft Connect Services⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m so tired of your shit Mr Guillemot. There’s no need for you to come in here and talk down to us. You’re the CEO of Ubisoft, you can literally do anything you want. Go fly a kite, go hug your family, go do something that brings you joy and please leave us poors alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon steams up the sauna⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not true, you may address anyone at any point in the sauna if you bend over, spread your ass cheeks and lip sync every word you say with your anus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony lawyers argue that nobody is stupid enough to believe they actually own digital games, because then only one person could buy GTA 6⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, what a coincidence. I own that movie too! I think Tom Holland’s phone number is written somewhere on the box. We should call him and discuss the sequel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You should legally change your name to Page, that should put you way above everyone else