musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 40 minutes ago:
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
- Comment on Gottem 9 hours ago:
So you’re saying that poor people don’t want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 1 day ago:
The store where I play allows for 10 proxies per deck. In the olden days they’d take a finger for every proxy but now they just take a finger nail.
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 1 day ago:
If you were this stupid and had a billion dollars and funded this idea then you would surely become a millionaire.
- Comment on RIP to Universe #342, hope they’re doing well without me 1 day ago:
Sorry, that’s not an option but if you install the buddhism dlc then you can respawn with new specs. But don’t kill yourself to re-spec because I’m pretty sure you get significant de-buffs for doing so. Your best bet would be to just wander into a pvp zone and hope for the best.
- Comment on Chef 2 days ago:
It is a hard rule but a lot of baking had more to do with managing your chi and conditioning your body. Very little of baking has much of anything to do with following recipes. Baking is about guts, sweat, tears and style.
I think you might have the Baker’s God Hand, because of restricted capillaries in your arms your hands are several degrees colder then normal plus your hands intuitively lower their sweat and oil production based on what you’re baking, because of this your sourdough turns out perfect.
Most bakers spend years training to achieve the Baker’s God Hand. Unfortunately there are no shortcuts. For the longest time bakers believed that the only way to gain the Baker’s God Hand was by having a white tiger lick the skin off your fingers tips. This was after renowned Indian baker Vikram Rao revealed that this had happened to him as a child on the popular Japanese battle royale bake off show Akogare Baker X Kami-Sama.
Then in early 2004 after a South African baker achieved the Baker’s God Hand the reigning belief became that the only way to achieve this amazing ability was to be have both hands pierced by a charging rhino. You should be thankful that you were born with the God Hand, it’s quite rare and I wouldn’t be surprised if some deranged baker were to try and steal your hands, so watch out.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
I really don’t care for dogs either, we had a choreographer once bring her German shepherd to rehearsal. The dog was decently well behaved and sat in the corner and played with a squeaky toy but sometimes it would fart and it would be awful.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 1 week ago:
They don’t exist. If women get into pepe lore or WW2 they grow male genitalia. It’s not well documented but it happens quite a lot. The body starts producing massive amounts of testosterone and the stress ages and disfigures the women and also effects their memory. Most of the male incels on 4chan are former super models who got exposed to pepe lore or WW2.
- Comment on Be a punk rocker 1 week ago:
Reddit kept recommending me some sort of sub about eggs, I thought it was about It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It wasn’t, but at least I understand your joke now.
- Comment on The woke liberals are making our wars gay 1 week ago:
They’d probably fight even harder and become even more dangerous if they all turned gay. Ever heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes?
- Comment on Take cover 1 week ago:
No, of course not. I also need you to be miserable. A fair trade won’t help me break your spirit. Maybe beg a little and kiss my ass and I’ll consider it.
- Comment on Hmmm 1 week ago:
Yes, we used to but we stopped during the great avocado famine that lasted from 1845 until 1953. About 1 million of us died.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
It’s called a flying Rabbi.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I love France, it’s a beautiful country. Unfortunately it’s filled with Frenchmen.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
We have no issue with the French. We do hate the Italians, they’re a bunch of pushy fascists.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 2 weeks ago:
I was there too. The guy alternated between vomiting and screaming: “Does anyone have a truck?!”
I was next to you in the passenger seat and said to the vomiting man: “I know a guy.” You shifted gears and continued straight for another mile or so.
From the rearview mirror I saw the guy being lifted into another truck. I repeated: “I know a guy.”
You took a left and said: “An ambulance is not a truck.”
- Comment on Different strokes 2 weeks ago:
That’s where you’re wrong on two accounts, first off the counter comes up to my waist so I’m not wearing any pants. Second, I put my wiener in the cup while I long pour the milkshake.
Next you’re going to tell me you don’t believe I shove every straw up my pee hole without anyone noticing but the secret is I always keep one in the chamber.
I’m a master of slight of hand.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
She was so deprived of nutrients that her body ate the ink. /s
- Comment on modern classic 2 weeks ago:
You never built a crt into your fireplace? It’s super effective. I stacked my vcr and dvd player on top into the chimney.
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 weeks ago:
Just vocalise your internal monologue like you’re on dragon ball z and then start making sounds like you’re powering up your ki in your bladder and then blast the porcelain with a urine beam!
- Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is 2 weeks ago:
Don’t be weird, all bald men are part of a collective hive mind. There’s no need to ask permission, they all act together as one. They probably released this meme themselves
- Comment on 🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶 3 weeks ago:
Congratulations. You’ve successfully failed the test.
- Comment on 🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶 3 weeks ago:
No, we must solve this issue. You need to understand that nobody here understands the difference between fiction and reality.
- Comment on Bean on my mind 3 weeks ago:
Beans are leftists because they’re a cheap and efficient source of protein and nutrients. I love you guys
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
I’m too lazy to check if I’m on the list but I wouldn’t mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 weeks ago:
If we all bought each other’s underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.
- Comment on Anon has been misled 3 weeks ago:
I bought some other dude’s used underwear. You gotta pay it forward
- Comment on The Great Steam Deck Crash of 2026: How The New Pricing Slashed Demand by 80% 4 weeks ago:
And then everybody started clapping
- Comment on Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital" 4 weeks ago:
Because of the coonsole. (that’s necromancer slang for raccoon soul)
- Comment on Pov It's 2035 4 weeks ago:
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.