musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon steams up the sauna 8 hours ago:
Not true, you may address anyone at any point in the sauna if you bend over, spread your ass cheeks and lip sync every word you say with your anus.
- Comment on Sony lawyers argue that nobody is stupid enough to believe they actually own digital games, because then only one person could buy GTA 6 3 days ago:
Man, what a coincidence. I own that movie too! I think Tom Holland’s phone number is written somewhere on the box. We should call him and discuss the sequel.
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 1 week ago:
You should legally change your name to Page, that should put you way above everyone else
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 1 week ago:
You ever look at your dick and balls with that microscope?
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
I loved this game as a kid, I sold my gamecube and all my games to buy a sony ericsson phone and sometimes I still regret it. Haven’t thought about it in years, I have a steam deck as well. How do you get the game to work on a steam deck?
- Comment on Nietzsche foretold all of this 2 weeks ago:
Nietzsche was known as one of the illest battle rappers of his generation. He went by the name Da Eternal Übermensch. He would absolutely destroy other rappers, he even signed with Death Row Records and was in the proces of recording his debut album Thus Spit Zarathustra when he suddenly fell ill.
Most believe Nietzsche’s illness was in part due to the beef between the West and the East coast weighing heavy on his heart. Other’s believe it was the work of Suge Knight.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 2 weeks ago:
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
- Comment on Gottem 2 weeks ago:
So you’re saying that poor people don’t want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 3 weeks ago:
The store where I play allows for 10 proxies per deck. In the olden days they’d take a finger for every proxy but now they just take a finger nail.
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 3 weeks ago:
If you were this stupid and had a billion dollars and funded this idea then you would surely become a millionaire.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Sorry, that’s not an option but if you install the buddhism dlc then you can respawn with new specs. But don’t kill yourself to re-spec because I’m pretty sure you get significant de-buffs for doing so. Your best bet would be to just wander into a pvp zone and hope for the best.
- Comment on Chef 3 weeks ago:
It is a hard rule but a lot of baking had more to do with managing your chi and conditioning your body. Very little of baking has much of anything to do with following recipes. Baking is about guts, sweat, tears and style.
I think you might have the Baker’s God Hand, because of restricted capillaries in your arms your hands are several degrees colder then normal plus your hands intuitively lower their sweat and oil production based on what you’re baking, because of this your sourdough turns out perfect.
Most bakers spend years training to achieve the Baker’s God Hand. Unfortunately there are no shortcuts. For the longest time bakers believed that the only way to gain the Baker’s God Hand was by having a white tiger lick the skin off your fingers tips. This was after renowned Indian baker Vikram Rao revealed that this had happened to him as a child on the popular Japanese battle royale bake off show Akogare Baker X Kami-Sama.
Then in early 2004 after a South African baker achieved the Baker’s God Hand the reigning belief became that the only way to achieve this amazing ability was to be have both hands pierced by a charging rhino. You should be thankful that you were born with the God Hand, it’s quite rare and I wouldn’t be surprised if some deranged baker were to try and steal your hands, so watch out.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 3 weeks ago:
I really don’t care for dogs either, we had a choreographer once bring her German shepherd to rehearsal. The dog was decently well behaved and sat in the corner and played with a squeaky toy but sometimes it would fart and it would be awful.
- Comment on Painful to recover from 4 weeks ago:
They don’t exist. If women get into pepe lore or WW2 they grow male genitalia. It’s not well documented but it happens quite a lot. The body starts producing massive amounts of testosterone and the stress ages and disfigures the women and also effects their memory. Most of the male incels on 4chan are former super models who got exposed to pepe lore or WW2.
- Comment on Be a punk rocker 4 weeks ago:
Reddit kept recommending me some sort of sub about eggs, I thought it was about It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. It wasn’t, but at least I understand your joke now.
- Comment on The woke liberals are making our wars gay 4 weeks ago:
They’d probably fight even harder and become even more dangerous if they all turned gay. Ever heard of the Sacred Band of Thebes?
- Comment on Take cover 4 weeks ago:
No, of course not. I also need you to be miserable. A fair trade won’t help me break your spirit. Maybe beg a little and kiss my ass and I’ll consider it.
- Comment on Hmmm 4 weeks ago:
Yes, we used to but we stopped during the great avocado famine that lasted from 1845 until 1953. About 1 million of us died.
- Comment on greeting a CEO 4 weeks ago:
It’s called a flying Rabbi.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I love France, it’s a beautiful country. Unfortunately it’s filled with Frenchmen.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
We have no issue with the French. We do hate the Italians, they’re a bunch of pushy fascists.
- Comment on How to move a sofa 4 weeks ago:
I was there too. The guy alternated between vomiting and screaming: “Does anyone have a truck?!”
I was next to you in the passenger seat and said to the vomiting man: “I know a guy.” You shifted gears and continued straight for another mile or so.
From the rearview mirror I saw the guy being lifted into another truck. I repeated: “I know a guy.”
You took a left and said: “An ambulance is not a truck.”
- Comment on Different strokes 4 weeks ago:
That’s where you’re wrong on two accounts, first off the counter comes up to my waist so I’m not wearing any pants. Second, I put my wiener in the cup while I long pour the milkshake.
Next you’re going to tell me you don’t believe I shove every straw up my pee hole without anyone noticing but the secret is I always keep one in the chamber.
I’m a master of slight of hand.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
She was so deprived of nutrients that her body ate the ink. /s
- Comment on modern classic 5 weeks ago:
You never built a crt into your fireplace? It’s super effective. I stacked my vcr and dvd player on top into the chimney.
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 5 weeks ago:
Just vocalise your internal monologue like you’re on dragon ball z and then start making sounds like you’re powering up your ki in your bladder and then blast the porcelain with a urine beam!
- Comment on r/bald is whatever the male equivalent of a magical girl transformation is 5 weeks ago:
Don’t be weird, all bald men are part of a collective hive mind. There’s no need to ask permission, they all act together as one. They probably released this meme themselves
- Comment on 🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶 1 month ago:
Congratulations. You’ve successfully failed the test.
- Comment on 🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶 1 month ago:
No, we must solve this issue. You need to understand that nobody here understands the difference between fiction and reality.
- Comment on Bean on my mind 1 month ago:
Beans are leftists because they’re a cheap and efficient source of protein and nutrients. I love you guys