musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Congratulations. You’ve successfully failed the test.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶I keep dancing on my own🎶⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, we must solve this issue. You need to understand that nobody here understands the difference between fiction and reality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bean on my mind⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans are leftists because they’re a cheap and efficient source of protein and nutrients. I love you guys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m too lazy to check if I’m on the list but I wouldn’t mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has been misled⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If we all bought each other’s underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has been misled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought some other dude’s used underwear. You gotta pay it forward

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Great Steam Deck Crash of 2026: How The New Pricing Slashed Demand by 80%⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And then everybody started clapping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Former Valve writer says PlayStation killing physical discs is no conspiracy: "You, the consumer, have made your choice, and the choice is for digital"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of the coonsole. (that’s necromancer slang for raccoon soul)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pov It's 2035⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.

  If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not Jewish but we already have a toy like that, it’s called the economy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re natural, he had them grown on mice in a lab

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I’ve been trying to stick my dick in a podcast for a week now. I feel so stupid

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Xbox and PlayStation flounder, Steam is reportedly having another record year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I’m imagining a parallel time line where they went full in on linux and even put a custom linux build on their experia phones, sony viao laptops and the psp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As Xbox and PlayStation flounder, Steam is reportedly having another record year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or you still have the game but they just removed the sound track and changed some of the character’s faces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not getting it™ since 2024©⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, bacon was different. I don’t think anyone here is going to build an entire brand and livelihood around bacon. Sometimes I think the whole bacon thing might’ve been a government PSI op.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Josh Hairnet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wonder what goes through men's minds in this situation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I call bull shit. Last week I caught you furiously masturbating in the lemmy communal sauna. I would’ve believed you if you weren’t constantly yelling: “Oh God, I’m not mentally prepared. Oh God. Oh Please! I’m not ready!” You’re a bad liar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You know who you are 🫶🏻⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t bother, I tried and the super soldiers just kept fucking each other.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valid point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes but that’s because you live in Norway, a horrible place where all the men look like walruses and the women smell of fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never hurts to check though⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the comptroller was involved in your circumcision then by all means consult them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never hurts to check though⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re fine, just make sure it doesn’t get stuck in the disc tray.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never hurts to check though⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe consult your rabbi, imam or other religious figure first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon buys cigarettes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, keep smoking, maybe get cancer, you’ll finally have something to talk about at parties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Resetting XBOX - Compulsion Games and Double Fine to go indie again, Ninja Theory and Undead Labs "to join new ownership"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did all of you mob up on the CFO and beat him silly with a chancla after that statement?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, you’re a worthless pile of human garbage and that’s ok. I guarantee that there’s another pile of human trash out there that perfectly matches you in every way. One day you’ll find each other. I’m rooting for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then I hope you enjoy the taste of your own dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, you gotta keep stuffing lasagna and deli meats in your washing machine or else it’ll start to wobble.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good idea, no downsides⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some cheaper models have two little people from New Jersey in them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a woman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t make the mistake of fucking your sandwiches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨foil⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, your English is pretty good for a Canadian. Did you go to international school or did you grow up in the rough part of Canada?