musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like I’m back on quakenet!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨nothing really matters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I just blow my load in my jeans, if you let it build up then it has the same effect as starch. Keeps them nice and crisp.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a scientist⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what happens when you live in a country that’s run by dogs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go ahead, take one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To cull the weak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Littering 🚯⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a very un-American solution. I think it would be much better to sell fire arms to eagles so they become aware of the problem and they can effectively hunt fresh prey and thereby circumvent the entire issue.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CONTACT LEFT!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s way too complicated, I just duct tape a cat below the business end of my shotgun when I go hunting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This MF is quadrupling down and dropping Alien files before dropping the full, unredacted Epstein Files. GODDAMN.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obama: “You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved.”

  Trump: “OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrespects their elders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anon wants to get fertilized and then sat on by a chicken

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My father the tween literary critic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your dad? Ben Affleck. Your mom? Neil Patrick Harris.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good riddance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he comes back I’m sure he’ll be dealt with accordingly. Nobody has time for an undead racist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate you not wearing shoes but please put on the house slippers. Also please switch from house slippers to toilet slippers, and switch to the garden slippers when you go into the garden. Please make sure to not mix up the slippers, it will upset my family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Toys R Us invested heavily in both time and inter-dimensional travel. As a result I’ve lived a thousand lives in service of the giraffe.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wants to talk about video games⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I downgraded and ported it to GBA myself, honestly that’s the best way to play it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ex-kakapo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace hard rock with dakimakura for added accuracy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ex-kakapo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s replace “shouting” with “shouting over discord” and turn “female” into “femboy” to make it even more accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon time travels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cloud based drivers, cloud based BIOS and ram leasing programs 🙃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's easy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I was the fastest sperm and came from the best testicle, I should be rewarded accordingly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If I learned anything from the internet she’s basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you’re gonna be building a nest soon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual theft ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon asks out a girl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not even if I was a two headed Brad Pitt with the body of the strongest Chris?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All the women in the North are just men with wigs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Become unrecognizable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.