musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on Shit solutions for shitty problems 1 day ago:
Nah make it fun, each different way of lining up your items gives you different stat boosts. Like if you fill your suitcase with just green herbs then you are able to regenerate health or if you mix shotgun shells with fish then you can get ammo from fishing.
- Comment on bone 1 day ago:
That’s horrible. In the end, did she get chucked into her grave like a frisbee?
- Comment on Anon pets a dog 6 days ago:
The spaniel dry humped him and the pop tart was off brand. And the teacher didn’t scream but just laughed
- Comment on Life Hack 6 days ago:
Yes, it’s called ketchup
- Comment on It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it! 1 week ago:
Just piss over your hands like the rest of us, that’s plenty clean.
- Comment on Nintendo Confirms EU‑Only Switch 2 Revision With User‑Replaceable Batteries 1 week ago:
Yup, no problem.
- Comment on Nintendo Confirms EU‑Only Switch 2 Revision With User‑Replaceable Batteries 1 week ago:
Yes, it will work no problem. You might need to use an adapter for the power cable but otherwise you’ll be fine.
- Comment on It's not that bad quit whining 1 week ago:
Our latest research has shown that anal sex is a very humane way to give a woman’s life meaning after losing her vaginato hysteria.
- Comment on Title 2 weeks ago:
I would like to add a rule, if the game goes long then all the hockey sticks are exchanged with samurai swords at the discretion of the referee and when the samurai swords are in play then the first team to reach the zamboni can commandeer it as a combat vehicle
- Comment on outsmarted 3 weeks ago:
I’ve had people come by and try that shit. “oh, that’s no problem. I can wait until you get the other twenty.” “I really can’t because blah blah but I can help you get it off your hands now!” “oh no, that’s fine. I don’t mind waiting. Plus we would both feel bad if you paid twenty. You would be robbing me!” “Blah blah.” “Oh, it’s just 20 dollars?” “Blah blah.” “Oh no, I’m not as rich as you!” “Blah blah” " You know what? I like you but I really can’t do that!" “Blah blah blah” “Then what’s 20 dollars between friends?” “Exactly!” “Blah blah blah!” “Wow, I never considered that but you’re gonna make me look bad in front of my wife. I have to think of my family.” “blah blah.” “oh yes of course, blah blah.” “blah, blah, blah.” “You’re right I could use that twenty to get my wife something nice right now but really I’m not selling. We’re saving up. There’s an ATM around the corner.” “Blah blah blah.” “Banking fees? Of course, I didn’t consider that. That wasn’t very thoughtful of me! I don’t mind holding on to it for you, if you want you can leave twenty behind as a deposit” “Blah blah blah.” “No, you have my number plus you know where I live. We’re both honest men or are we not?” “Blah blah blah?” “Yeah, I gotta get up early too. Maybe a cup of coffee before you go?” “blah blah blah.” “Two sugars and no milk? No problem!”
It’s the reason I stopped doing garage sales.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they’re on safari in a big cat sanctuary in Africa
- Comment on Backup 3 weeks ago:
I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
- Comment on Backup 3 weeks ago:
He means the pigs that squeal when they don’t get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.
- Comment on 60% of PC gamers have no plans to build a new PC in the next two years — AI pricing crunch on RAM and other components paralyze enthusiast market 4 weeks ago:
Join an improv group, take dance classes or join a theatre club. If that’s not your vibe then join a board game club or learn to play an instrument. I’ve seen lots of people take up new hobbies since this nonsense started. At first this whole AI thing really bummed me out but it’s made me get in touch with the things I really care about. I think we’re headed for interesting times
- Comment on Anon meets a celebrity 5 weeks ago:
You should’ve put him in a chokehold and not let him out until he promised you the lead in Kill Bill Volume 3
- Comment on Anon carpools 5 weeks ago:
I’m sending a tikkie for 30 euros for making me look at your wife, it wasn’t pleasant.
- Comment on Anon carpools 5 weeks ago:
You made me laugh, that cost me a couple of calories. I’m sending you a tikkie for 5 cents.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Please share so we can lynch you. Was it linux related?
- Comment on We're so back 1 month ago:
In the streets we call it colloquial silver.
- Comment on We're so back 1 month ago:
Ivermectin? I hardly knew her.
- Comment on Bet 1 month ago:
Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.
- Comment on Bet 1 month ago:
Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 1 month ago:
I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.
- Comment on Mermaid 1 month ago:
If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 1 month ago:
Hey, no wizard languages allowed. You could be casting a spell for all I know!
- Comment on Close enough 1 month ago:
Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they’ve become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it’s not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.
- Comment on card 1 month ago:
Real Magic The Gathering players pick up cards with their ass cheeks.
- Comment on Autism 1 month ago:
Honestly it does, I’ve seen kids build real confidence in class.
- Comment on Autism 1 month ago:
If they’re up for it, put them in an improv class for kids with autism, this helps immensely. You could reach out to Giant Steps or Second City. I might be slightly biased because I teach improv but it’s a good way for kids on the spectrum to practice social situations and to learn how to deal with sudden changes.