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- Comment on outsmarted 2 days ago:
I’ve had people come by and try that shit. “oh, that’s no problem. I can wait until you get the other twenty.” “I really can’t because blah blah but I can help you get it off your hands now!” “oh no, that’s fine. I don’t mind waiting. Plus we would both feel bad if you paid twenty. You would be robbing me!” “Blah blah.” “Oh, it’s just 20 dollars?” “Blah blah.” “Oh no, I’m not as rich as you!” “Blah blah” " You know what? I like you but I really can’t do that!" “Blah blah blah” “Then what’s 20 dollars between friends?” “Exactly!” “Blah blah blah!” “Wow, I never considered that but you’re gonna make me look bad in front of my wife. I have to think of my family.” “blah blah.” “oh yes of course, blah blah.” “blah, blah, blah.” “You’re right I could use that twenty to get my wife something nice right now but really I’m not selling. We’re saving up. There’s an ATM around the corner.” “Blah blah blah.” “Banking fees? Of course, I didn’t consider that. That wasn’t very thoughtful of me! I don’t mind holding on to it for you, if you want you can leave twenty behind as a deposit” “Blah blah blah.” “No, you have my number plus you know where I live. We’re both honest men or are we not?” “Blah blah blah?” “Yeah, I gotta get up early too. Maybe a cup of coffee before you go?” “blah blah blah.” “Two sugars and no milk? No problem!”
It’s the reason I stopped doing garage sales.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Maybe they’re on safari in a big cat sanctuary in Africa
- Comment on Backup 6 days ago:
I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
- Comment on Backup 6 days ago:
He means the pigs that squeal when they don’t get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.
- Comment on 60% of PC gamers have no plans to build a new PC in the next two years — AI pricing crunch on RAM and other components paralyze enthusiast market 1 week ago:
Join an improv group, take dance classes or join a theatre club. If that’s not your vibe then join a board game club or learn to play an instrument. I’ve seen lots of people take up new hobbies since this nonsense started. At first this whole AI thing really bummed me out but it’s made me get in touch with the things I really care about. I think we’re headed for interesting times
- Comment on Anon meets a celebrity 2 weeks ago:
You should’ve put him in a chokehold and not let him out until he promised you the lead in Kill Bill Volume 3
- Comment on Anon carpools 2 weeks ago:
I’m sending a tikkie for 30 euros for making me look at your wife, it wasn’t pleasant.
- Comment on Anon carpools 2 weeks ago:
You made me laugh, that cost me a couple of calories. I’m sending you a tikkie for 5 cents.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Please share so we can lynch you. Was it linux related?
- Comment on We're so back 3 weeks ago:
In the streets we call it colloquial silver.
- Comment on We're so back 3 weeks ago:
Ivermectin? I hardly knew her.
- Comment on Bet 3 weeks ago:
Nah, a cruel and unjust lord decapitated her after she humiliated some of his corrupt tax collectors. Now you’re trying to unify Japan.
- Comment on Bet 3 weeks ago:
Be happy she gives a shit, if you’re not careful one day the questions will stop coming.
- Comment on Im a weekly showerer 3 weeks ago:
I suggest becoming an aquatic life form.
- Comment on Mermaid 5 weeks ago:
If it sings with you then it’s a friend, if it doesn’t then it’s food.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
When I’m on Netanyahu pills I can only get off by shooting my load towards Palestine.
- Comment on Hrmmm 🤔 5 weeks ago:
Hey, no wizard languages allowed. You could be casting a spell for all I know!
- Comment on Close enough 5 weeks ago:
Recently the quokkas evolved to use tools and they’ve become quite skilled with switch blades. Now it’s not just the drop bears, you have to watch out for quokkas sneaking up behind you and cutting the tendons in your legs with a poisoned blade.
- Comment on card 5 weeks ago:
Real Magic The Gathering players pick up cards with their ass cheeks.
- Comment on Autism 5 weeks ago:
Honestly it does, I’ve seen kids build real confidence in class.
- Comment on Autism 5 weeks ago:
If they’re up for it, put them in an improv class for kids with autism, this helps immensely. You could reach out to Giant Steps or Second City. I might be slightly biased because I teach improv but it’s a good way for kids on the spectrum to practice social situations and to learn how to deal with sudden changes.
- Comment on 3.9% APR 5 weeks ago:
It was a hopeful time, but also a crazy time, you could match your shoes to your polo, big gulp and tracksuit. Why not go the extra mile and also match your car?
- Comment on Teenis 1 month ago:
A lot of people got fucked by The Great Depression. It also caused quite a few suicides. Good for you!
- Comment on Post title lol 1 month ago:
They haven’t mastered the subtle art of being funny on the internet.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’s not really because of weed itself, a lot of countries in East Asia have very strict drug laws. Historically it ties into the boxer rebellion and the way the West used opium to control China.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 1 month ago:
He won gold at the olympics multiple times, swimming with extra stuff is probably easy for him.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 1 month ago:
How about Michael Phelps, he’s smaller than a boat and he’s quite fast. Why don’t they send him?
- Comment on Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat. 1 month ago:
Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you’ll make a killing
- Comment on It's also 3 AM 1 month ago:
Send bobs and vagene.
- Comment on Anon teaches you about their culture 1 month ago:
There was a really fun Dutch restaurant in Osaka. Besides that I don’t know of any.