musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on ex-kakapo 6 hours ago:
Replace hard rock with dakimakura for added accuracy.
- Comment on ex-kakapo 1 day ago:
Let’s replace “shouting” with “shouting over discord” and turn “female” into “femboy” to make it even more accurate.
- Comment on Anon time travels 4 days ago:
Cloud based drivers, cloud based BIOS and ram leasing programs 🙃
- Comment on It's easy 1 week ago:
I was the fastest sperm and came from the best testicle, I should be rewarded accordingly.
- Comment on dating 1 week ago:
If I learned anything from the internet she’s basically your wife now. Start collecting pieces of string and straw because you’re gonna be building a nest soon!
- Comment on I love science 3 weeks ago:
Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?
- Comment on Actual theft 1 month ago:
Obviously it’s your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on Actual theft 1 month ago:
I’m Asian, my people are notorious for looking like plastic.
- Comment on Actual theft 1 month ago:
I’m sorry not everyone has your rugged orc-like features.
- Comment on Anon asks out a girl 1 month ago:
Not even if I was a two headed Brad Pitt with the body of the strongest Chris?
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
There’s nothing more heterosexual than sex with another man. The vagina is too soft, feminine and accommodating. To raw-dog or be raw-dogged by another man takes strength, determination and perseverance. These are values that are exemplified in a healthy heterosexual relationship, therefore gay is straight and straight is gay.
- Comment on FACTS 1 month ago:
Because of the way chromosomes work, all men start out as women. So every relationship is a lesbian relationship and therefore gay.
- Comment on 2 months ago:
They’re loud, only care about food, they can remember places they’ve gotten food and are obsessed with those places. Seagulls basically as intelligent as New Yorkers.
- Comment on Anon is looking for a girlfriend 2 months ago:
All the women in the North are just men with wigs.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Perfectly fine unless you’re dating Edward Scissor Hands.
- Comment on Dubba bubba 2 months ago:
There’s nothing more American than the love between a man and a horse. Trump is a true red blooded all-American cowboy who isn’t afraid to do and say what we’re all thinking!
- Comment on Become unrecognizable 2 months ago:
I remember this. There was a girl that basically ruined her jaw and teeth by drinking vinegar.
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 2 months ago:
“Your wife didn’t have enough meat on her bones, bring in your eldest child on Monday.”
-Corporate
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 2 months ago:
“You can have the funeral in the alley behind the restaurant during your lunch break. Throw your wife in the dumpster after you’re done.”
-Your manager
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 3 months ago:
Wow, you did not disappoint.
- Comment on i enjoy high fructose corn syrup too 3 months ago:
Does he also document the fuckable plants? I’m asking for a friend
- Comment on TRUMP 3 months ago:
All of it is about control, it has nothing to do with logic. If you understand this, fighting these idiots becomes much easier. You’re not dealing with reasonable adults, you’re dealing with a bunch of giant upset babies that don’t want to get sent to their room.
- Comment on sticker 3 months ago:
I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.
- Comment on Anon is exploited 3 months ago:
Ok how about you’re free to eat the weak and old employees (if you take on their work load) plus during lunch breaks you get to hunt for food in surrounding offices.
- Comment on Anon is exploited 3 months ago:
Bruh, I worked in Taiwan for a while. Those hours are insane but most of the time you’re just sitting around or doing busy work. I don’t know why but stuff I would do in a day would take me about a week in Taiwan because of all the meetings and dinners. If you work in Asia I hope you like your colleagues because they’re basically your family and friends.
- Comment on No brainer 4 months ago:
Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.
- Comment on makes more sense than this shit 5 months ago:
Hey, I know this reference!
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 5 months ago:
I didn’t live on campus but I was in a fraternity, was in the tennis club and I worked as a guide for exchange students. There were plenty of opportunities to meet new people and date.
- Comment on Anon shares a family moment 5 months ago:
Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.
- Comment on Anon shares a family moment 5 months ago:
“Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”