musubibreakfast

@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over at the next train stop selling underpants and fur suits. Use the code #trainpissorgy to for a 30 percent discount.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is exploited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok how about you’re free to eat the weak and old employees (if you take on their work load) plus during lunch breaks you get to hunt for food in surrounding offices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is exploited⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, I worked in Taiwan for a while. Those hours are insane but most of the time you’re just sitting around or doing busy work. I don’t know why but stuff I would do in a day would take me about a week in Taiwan because of all the meetings and dinners. If you work in Asia I hope you like your colleagues because they’re basically your family and friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell, not even that. You could become a world class boxer or UFC fighter. You can basically slip any punch or attack instantly and you can teleport your fists into the sweet spot to score a knockout. You would be an amazing baseball player as well, you can teleport to perfectly hit any ball at just the right angle. As a quarterback you would be insane too, you can readjust to any play instantly. In fencing you’d basically be unstoppable, you can dodge everything. For any sport or physical activity being able to teleport 7 inches is insanely overpowered. The person who came up with this doesn’t play any sports.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, I know this reference!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to meet girls at college⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t live on campus but I was in a fraternity, was in the tennis club and I worked as a guide for exchange students. There were plenty of opportunities to meet new people and date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell him this. Homosexuality can develop later in life if you’re not accepting of gay people. In an effort to protect you from gayness, your homofobic body will develop gay antibodies, in time these will alter your DNA by consuming your straight cells and turning you into a big ol’ gay. The only way to prevent this from happening is to be open and welcoming towards all gay people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren’t accepting of their child’s sexuality.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts to believe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gardening is gay because of roses. Gardens often contain roses, the Japanese word for rose is bara. Barazoku, meaning the rose tribe was Japan’s first gay magazine. The magazine was named so because the rose is a prominent symbol of male homosexuality in Japan. This is because of the Greek myth of King Laius who would have affairs with boys under rose trees. You might argue that gardening is not gay if the garden includes no roses but you would be wrong. Roses grow in soil, the word soil is gay. Therefore any form of gardening is inherently gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Show me where I’m wrong

  You seem troubled. If you’re ever in Amsterdam, let me know and I’ll buy you a beer and you can tell me about what’s bothering you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just went onto reddit to a intrest subreddit which happens to be NSFW and i got this, fuck reddit im glad i quit it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not all around great but I think New Zealand has a pretty decent government

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True Story⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d only care if she was played by Pedro Pascal.