musubibreakfast
@musubibreakfast@lemmy.world
- Comment on can be scaled up to elephants! 5 minutes ago:
Ok, the mosquito is emberassed after tripping over the stick and hides under the rock until it whithers away from shame.
- Comment on tip on how to deal with a dirty camera lens 1 day ago:
My father bought me one for my birthday and it broke my heart. I’d been saving up for a camera for ages and I’d just bought a canon rebel but I only had a kit lens and I thought my father had finally taken in interest in me and my hobbies. Now it’s nothing but I remember silently crying in my room under my bed sheets while worried that my family would find out I wasn’t happy with my birthday gift.
- Comment on Wealth inequality will destroy America. 1 week ago:
No, because I was planning on using a water based lubricant
- Comment on Wealth inequality will destroy America. 1 week ago:
You’re right, guess I’m just gonna give everyone hand jobs or are you going to tell me I need to build my own sex robot from scratch?
- Comment on Nailed it 2 weeks ago:
Come back for next week’s episode and see that I’ve learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
- Comment on Anon has beef with Nickelodeon 2 weeks ago:
I remember sitting down with my family to watch a new episode of Fresh Prince.
- Comment on Nailed it 2 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, sometimes I forget not everything on the internet is a joke. You have my condolences and I wish you strength.
- Comment on Nailed it 2 weeks ago:
He’s still alive, he just starred in a comedy-drama directed by Olivia Wilde! You should talk to him!!!
- Comment on Anon loves GOG 2 weeks ago:
I see your point, a few years ago while playing Halo on the xbox a guy said he pwned me. I later learned that pwned stood for owned. Since then I’d been worried that I got cloned (copied). Thank you for clarifying.
- Comment on Sacre blu 3 weeks ago:
I shoved a couple of blocks down my throat during the national anthem. For lunch I microwaved a couple of blocks and added them to my coffee. My remaining blocks I’ll probably have in a smoothie.
- Comment on Pain 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact about wikipedia, a friend of mine attended wikimania. He told me that while there, he learned that many of the volunteers are neurodivergent men, this is why wikipedia contains so much detailed information on birds and trains.
- Comment on Anon fears The Hand 3 weeks ago:
I think it would have more significance, imagine there was a single immortal entity that looks exactly like one of your body parts. I guarantee you people are chopping off each other’s hands and offering them to the “hand god”. And don’t even get me started on feminism, is it a male hand, is it a female hand? What does it mean?
Philosophy, science and even art would all be vastly different. Imagine you’re Martin Heidegger and you try to reason that mortality makes an authentic and meaningful life possible. Yeah sure Marty, then why the fuck does this giant hand squish people? This giant hand is immortal, and it’s giving all of our lives meaning. Do you not think the fucking hand knows that? Do you know why the hand is doing what it does? Do you think we’re somehow better than the hand because we die?
Or maybe you’re Frederick Nietzsche. And you are wondering about eternal recurrence. Would someone willingly live the exact life forever? I don’t know dumb ass, have you considered asking the big giant floating hand?
These are just a few examples but you are vastly underestimating the significance of the giant floating hand.
- Comment on Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport. 3 weeks ago:
I saw a functional one for sale past customs in the Duty free shop in Singapore. Make of that what you will
- Comment on Anon's class fails expectations 4 weeks ago:
You’re right about colonialism being a net loss for the government. In the Netherlands the NSB (Dutch Nazi Party) based a lot of their messaging around the idea that if the Netherlands were to join up with the allied forces, they would be forced to relinquish their colonies.
This was absolute nonsense but it spoke to people at the time because the idea of giving the colonies their independence had become a popular talking point during the recession because they were no longer profitable (fuckery involving the united fruit company).
During the second world war the Dutch colonies would become profitable but for completely different reasons. Basically a lot of the fosfate used in bombs came from Curacao and the aluminum to craft airplanes came from Suriname.
- Comment on That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks. 4 weeks ago:
“Hi, it’s me your favorite employee Greg. Ever wonder where I go during my second poop break and why the kitchen smells like fish!? Subscribe to Greg Plus to find out! 14,99 per month or save up 30 dollars when you subscribe for the year at 149,99. Use the code #fuckcapitalism to get an additional 10 percent off!”
- Comment on Boobs in unexpected places 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, they’re called dance titties. It happens because when you dance too much while on E your nipples chafe from friction within your clothes and your nipples swell up and become huge.
- Comment on Ubisoft begin removing Ubisoft Connect from Steam with the new Ubisoft Connect Services 5 weeks ago:
I’m so tired of your shit Mr Guillemot. There’s no need for you to come in here and talk down to us. You’re the CEO of Ubisoft, you can literally do anything you want. Go fly a kite, go hug your family, go do something that brings you joy and please leave us poors alone.
- Comment on Anon steams up the sauna 1 month ago:
Not true, you may address anyone at any point in the sauna if you bend over, spread your ass cheeks and lip sync every word you say with your anus.
- Comment on Sony lawyers argue that nobody is stupid enough to believe they actually own digital games, because then only one person could buy GTA 6 1 month ago:
Man, what a coincidence. I own that movie too! I think Tom Holland’s phone number is written somewhere on the box. We should call him and discuss the sequel.
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 1 month ago:
You should legally change your name to Page, that should put you way above everyone else
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 1 month ago:
You ever look at your dick and balls with that microscope?
- Comment on It do be like that 1 month ago:
I loved this game as a kid, I sold my gamecube and all my games to buy a sony ericsson phone and sometimes I still regret it. Haven’t thought about it in years, I have a steam deck as well. How do you get the game to work on a steam deck?
- Comment on Nietzsche foretold all of this 1 month ago:
Nietzsche was known as one of the illest battle rappers of his generation. He went by the name Da Eternal Übermensch. He would absolutely destroy other rappers, he even signed with Death Row Records and was in the proces of recording his debut album Thus Spit Zarathustra when he suddenly fell ill.
Most believe Nietzsche’s illness was in part due to the beef between the West and the East coast weighing heavy on his heart. Other’s believe it was the work of Suge Knight.
- Comment on Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town. 1 month ago:
Last game I played was Magic The Gathering, am I still myself?
- Comment on Gottem 1 month ago:
So you’re saying that poor people don’t want to eat 20 cans of cranberry sauce?
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 2 months ago:
The store where I play allows for 10 proxies per deck. In the olden days they’d take a finger for every proxy but now they just take a finger nail.
- Comment on one step closer to 100%'ing life!! 2 months ago:
If you were this stupid and had a billion dollars and funded this idea then you would surely become a millionaire.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Sorry, that’s not an option but if you install the buddhism dlc then you can respawn with new specs. But don’t kill yourself to re-spec because I’m pretty sure you get significant de-buffs for doing so. Your best bet would be to just wander into a pvp zone and hope for the best.
- Comment on Chef 2 months ago:
It is a hard rule but a lot of baking had more to do with managing your chi and conditioning your body. Very little of baking has much of anything to do with following recipes. Baking is about guts, sweat, tears and style.
I think you might have the Baker’s God Hand, because of restricted capillaries in your arms your hands are several degrees colder then normal plus your hands intuitively lower their sweat and oil production based on what you’re baking, because of this your sourdough turns out perfect.
Most bakers spend years training to achieve the Baker’s God Hand. Unfortunately there are no shortcuts. For the longest time bakers believed that the only way to gain the Baker’s God Hand was by having a white tiger lick the skin off your fingers tips. This was after renowned Indian baker Vikram Rao revealed that this had happened to him as a child on the popular Japanese battle royale bake off show Akogare Baker X Kami-Sama.
Then in early 2004 after a South African baker achieved the Baker’s God Hand the reigning belief became that the only way to achieve this amazing ability was to be have both hands pierced by a charging rhino. You should be thankful that you were born with the God Hand, it’s quite rare and I wouldn’t be surprised if some deranged baker were to try and steal your hands, so watch out.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 2 months ago:
I really don’t care for dogs either, we had a choreographer once bring her German shepherd to rehearsal. The dog was decently well behaved and sat in the corner and played with a squeaky toy but sometimes it would fart and it would be awful.