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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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Cross posted from lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46398896

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  • Carl@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If you see a guillotine and immediately assume it’s for you, maybe you should reconsider some life choices. Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool” instead of assuming it was there specifically for them.

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    • luciferofastora@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool”

      They might also go “that’s concerning”. Most people aren’t great fans of violence, so the implication of a violent device might worry them.

      But they still wouldn’t go “they’re coming for me”, unless they have a persecution complex and genuinely think someone’s out to get them.

      Most of the latter group would be wrong.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why would he assume it was for him? Unless he knows he has done something to warrant it.

    When I see a gullotine, it doesn’t make me nervous. Cause I know it’s not for me.

    His reaction is admission of guilt.

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    • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That assumes he thinks the people are right that his actions warrant consequences. He can be aware it’s about him but also think they are wrong about his actions being a problem.

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      • matlag@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        People shoulosd never come down to such threats, say the guys who totally ignore non-violent opposition.

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    • Awooooooga@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      To be fair if you have read anything about the guillotine you may realize that it doesn’t necessarily matter if it’s for you. Once people start using that thing it seems to be like a bag of lays chips.

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        People do usually get a bit carried away once they start executing during revolutions.

        I am aware that happened for the French one.

        Weird that so many Nazis were spared though. Only a fraction of them faced any consequences.

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    • OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Understanding that people are mad at you isn’t the same as accepting guilt, what are you talking about? Like I’m not saying he isn’t guilty as sin, but I highly doubt he has that level of self awareness.

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      • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        For example, everyone knew the gallows were for Mike pence, but that doesn’t mean that Mike pence was doing the wrong thing… In that occasion…

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s fair.

        I still think he likely has a guilty conscience.

        Surely he knows people don’t want these data centers. And is fully aware that he’s using underhanded unethical tactics to get it approved despite this.

        But maybe I’m giving these people more credit than they deserve.

        Most people with no ethics actually believe that what they do is fine and not wrong.

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And his punishment? Guillotine!

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    • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is the 4th time I’ve seen a post about this the past week with a top comment saying exactly the same (just with different words). It feels like being back on the latter years of reddit. And please don’t misunderstand me, I don’t disagree with you or the other three top comments about this at all, it’s just a new experience here on lemmy that mirrors what I’ve seen on reddit and other places before that which weirdly worries me. It’s this feeling of “this place has gotten too big or too divided to a point where the same thread happens over and over within a very short amount of time”.
      But I’m gonna be clear about thinking it’s very possibly just my brain doing the weird shit it does and it not actually being a bad sign or the state of lemmy.

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      • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Lemmy is very left leaning. You are likely to hear many leftist view points repeated.

        Reddit used to be mostly left but due to censorship in the last 2 years it’s mostly overran by bots and sock puppet accounts.

        It wasn’t the leftist that ruined reddit. Quite the opposite.

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The fact that it’s being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.

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  • MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Towed there by a bike. Fucking legends.

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  • Deme@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I need to get me one of those bicycle accessories.

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  • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Suffer not the CEO to live” Exodus 22:18

    Something like that, according to LLM translation from the original text. Who am I to question the machine spirit.

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    • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Thou shalt not question the Omnissiah

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    • TransNeko@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Machine God.

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  • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If there’s anything we can depend upon, it’s the Willamette Velley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I’m there.

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    • zane@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Goddamned proud of my community.

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      • AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I am truly grateful for our collectivism. This is home, because I know I always have family and will fight tooth and claw to maintain that.

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    LOL! Thank you France for developing an angled blade. Although the horizontal blade may not be a bad idea for the murdering bastards.

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    • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Allegedly it was originally horizontal and the angled blade was actually Louis XVI’s idea. So, good on him for making his own death less painful I guess

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sorry, bit of an amateur here. What’s the difference between the angled and straight blades? Besides the angling of course. Is one more efficient than the other?

      Again, my apologies for my ignorance, most of my decapitations are done with chainswords.

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      • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        think of cutting food in your kitchen. slicing cuts better than chopping. an angled blade is similar to a slicing motion.

        really it’s more that the cut starts at a smaller area than all at once.

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      • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I believe that an angled blade would create a more thorough cut as it’s a smaller point of contact for cutting. So it’ll cut through ligaments, maybe even vertebrae. Where as a flat one it is initially a small point that gets bigger which requires more force to go through the neck further.

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      • Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        My understanding is the angled blade introduces a force more like slicing and chopping at the same time

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  • Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Based

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  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    CEO =

    Cut

    ‘Ead

    Off

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    • frog@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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  • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    WE GOT THE GUILLOTINE YOU BETTER RUN

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    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I fucking love this song and listen to it at least once a week. The coup is amazing!

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      youtu.be/OtxH414tGkA

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      • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        YES

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    • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That was great!

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  • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Soo what I’m saying is we need those in every city

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  • Minizarbi@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I have a bike. I don’t have a guillotine yet. New life goal unlocked!

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m thinking about making one. It’s probably not that hard.

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  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Luigi, our prophet 🙏

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The longer they delay his trial the worse things get for we poors, and more likely we’ll get nullification by jury, or even straight acquittal.

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    • Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What did Luigi do? He was with me since like 2011

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      • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        We were playing couch co-op Halo on my old XBox because he hadn’t played it before.

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  • auginator@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude I used to live close to Salem. Way to go Salem. That’s so Salem of you.

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  • summercatcouncil@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “I Made a Guillotine That Only Works on Billionaires” www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Vho4G0wtc

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    • geezett@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The video is misleading.

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  • IamBlank@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the way.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What is this? A guillotine for ants?

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re assuming it’s for the big head.

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      • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If it’s for his penis, the blade will completely miss, as currently designed, even if he grinds hard into the hole.

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      • musubibreakfast@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s called a flying Rabbi.

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      • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Ah so it’s for doing a bris? Something something Zionist conspiracy?

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      • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Remember that last scene in Hostel 2? Yeah like that

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Meeegggaaaa guillotine I looovveeeee youuuu.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYJ5ZViYhHQ

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Chop chop chop cha cha chop chop chop

    youtu.be/yr1_GuEb7N0

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  • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Proud to be an Oregonian 🫡

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    youtube.com/watch?v=TMHCw3RqulY

    It’s time.

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  • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You posting that all the time. You really really just want to see some murder, right?

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    • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Billionaires aren’t people, doesn’t count as murder

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      • TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Let’s rephrase this as “billionaires are so much people, as the rest of the people are for them”

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      • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Dehumanizing the enemy is the first step to fascism, or was it the third? Ah well… Its our fashism not theirs so that makes that OK now.

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    • iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      silly goose, it’s not like they’re actually going to guillotine him as trump rioters tried to hang mike pence.

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      • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “But they would do it, so its right if I would do it”.

        “Violence is not a bad thing as long as it happens to the right people / not my people”

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    • KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I do want to see his head rolling. As history has taught us death of evil doers is good for society in general.

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      • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Regressing to murder is good for society”… Yes let us undo a few thousand years of societal progress and return to murdering each other. Let’s start with political extremists calling for rolling heads. ;)

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    • Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      OP: doesn’t like one specific group of people who do one specific thing.

      Your stupid ass: yOu JuSt WaNt To SeE mUrDeR

      I know reading is hard (for you) but damn

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      • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        “Let’s ignore the ten foot guillotine in that picture and focus on anything the only thing that thing is good for. And say he is not calling for that because it makes me feel good to call for violence”

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I don’t think it’s murderer if they attack first. At least in the states that’s considered self-defense or stand your ground.

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      • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There are strict legal definitions for murder and none of them qualify, so that’s not a valid argument. Some night qualify as negligent manslaughter and they should be locked up for that. Not murdered. Murder is bad mkay?

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    • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Do you not…?

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    • therealjoancrawford@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Bro every time I see your name come up it’s downvotes

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Gotta change it to “Yesmad”

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