Cross posted from lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/46398896
The fact that it’s being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.
greeting a CEO
Submitted 1 month ago by iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/72c389e8-fe9e-458f-9098-29f1b7f8d885.webp
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DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Carl@anarchist.nexus 5 weeks ago
If you see a guillotine and immediately assume it’s for you, maybe you should reconsider some life choices. Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool” instead of assuming it was there specifically for them.
luciferofastora@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Because the vast majority of people would see a guillotine and go “oh that’s fucking cool”
They might also go “that’s concerning”. Most people aren’t great fans of violence, so the implication of a violent device might worry them.
But they still wouldn’t go “they’re coming for me”, unless they have a persecution complex and genuinely think someone’s out to get them.
Most of the latter group would be wrong.
Deme@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I need to get me one of those bicycle accessories.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Suffer not the CEO to live” Exodus 22:18
Something like that, according to LLM translation from the original text. Who am I to question the machine spirit.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Thou shalt not question the Omnissiah
TransNeko@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Machine God.
pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Soo what I’m saying is we need those in every city
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Luigi, our prophet 🙏
87Six@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
What did Luigi do? He was with me since like 2011
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
We were playing couch co-op Halo on my old XBox because he hadn’t played it before.
Sunflier@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The longer they delay his trial the worse things get for we poors, and more likely we’ll get nullification by jury, or even straight acquittal.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
YES
brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
That was great!
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I fucking love this song and listen to it at least once a week. The coup is amazing!
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If there’s anything we can depend upon, it’s the Willamette Velley interdiction to meeting corporate greed, and I love it. Represent. I’m there.
zane@infosec.pub 5 weeks ago
Goddamned proud of my community.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I am truly grateful for our collectivism. This is home, because I know I always have family and will fight tooth and claw to maintain that.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
LOL! Thank you France for developing an angled blade. Although the horizontal blade may not be a bad idea for the murdering bastards.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Allegedly it was originally horizontal and the angled blade was actually Louis XVI’s idea. So, good on him for making his own death less painful I guess
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Sorry, bit of an amateur here. What’s the difference between the angled and straight blades? Besides the angling of course. Is one more efficient than the other?
Again, my apologies for my ignorance, most of my decapitations are done with chainswords.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
think of cutting food in your kitchen. slicing cuts better than chopping. an angled blade is similar to a slicing motion.
really it’s more that the cut starts at a smaller area than all at once.
BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I believe that an angled blade would create a more thorough cut as it’s a smaller point of contact for cutting. So it’ll cut through ligaments, maybe even vertebrae. Where as a flat one it is initially a small point that gets bigger which requires more force to go through the neck further.
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
My understanding is the angled blade introduces a force more like slicing and chopping at the same time
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
What is this? A guillotine for ants?
db2@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
You’re assuming it’s for the big head.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
If it’s for his penis, the blade will completely miss, as currently designed, even if he grinds hard into the hole.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It’s called a flying Rabbi.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Ah so it’s for doing a bris? Something something Zionist conspiracy?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Remember that last scene in Hostel 2? Yeah like that
Minizarbi@jlai.lu 5 weeks ago
I have a bike. I don’t have a guillotine yet. New life goal unlocked!
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I’m thinking about making one. It’s probably not that hard.
MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Towed there by a bike. Fucking legends.
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Based
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Chop chop chop cha cha chop chop chop
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
You posting that all the time. You really really just want to see some murder, right?
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Billionaires aren’t people, doesn’t count as murder
TheFrogThatFlies@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Let’s rephrase this as “billionaires are so much people, as the rest of the people are for them”
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Dehumanizing the enemy is the first step to fascism, or was it the third? Ah well… Its our fashism not theirs so that makes that OK now.
iusemybrain@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
silly goose, it’s not like they’re actually going to guillotine him as trump rioters tried to hang mike pence.
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
“But they would do it, so its right if I would do it”.
“Violence is not a bad thing as long as it happens to the right people / not my people”
KernelTale@programming.dev 1 month ago
I do want to see his head rolling. As history has taught us death of evil doers is good for society in general.
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
“Regressing to murder is good for society”… Yes let us undo a few thousand years of societal progress and return to murdering each other. Let’s start with political extremists calling for rolling heads. ;)
Dookieman12@piefed.social 1 month ago
OP: doesn’t like one specific group of people who do one specific thing.
Your stupid ass: yOu JuSt WaNt To SeE mUrDeR
I know reading is hard (for you) but damn
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
“Let’s ignore the ten foot guillotine in that picture and focus on anything the only thing that thing is good for. And say he is not calling for that because it makes me feel good to call for violence”
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t think it’s murderer if they attack first. At least in the states that’s considered self-defense or stand your ground.
Nomad@infosec.pub 1 month ago
There are strict legal definitions for murder and none of them qualify, so that’s not a valid argument. Some night qualify as negligent manslaughter and they should be locked up for that. Not murdered. Murder is bad mkay?
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 month ago
Do you not…?
therealjoancrawford@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Bro every time I see your name come up it’s downvotes
brown567@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Gotta change it to “Yesmad”
BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Meeegggaaaa guillotine I looovveeeee youuuu.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
youtube.com/watch?v=TMHCw3RqulY
It’s time.
IamBlank@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
This is the way.
auginator@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dude I used to live close to Salem. Way to go Salem. That’s so Salem of you.
summercatcouncil@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
“I Made a Guillotine That Only Works on Billionaires” www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7Vho4G0wtc
geezett@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
The video is misleading.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Proud to be an Oregonian 🫡
daannii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why would he assume it was for him? Unless he knows he has done something to warrant it.
When I see a gullotine, it doesn’t make me nervous. Cause I know it’s not for me.
His reaction is admission of guilt.
MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
That assumes he thinks the people are right that his actions warrant consequences. He can be aware it’s about him but also think they are wrong about his actions being a problem.
matlag@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
People shoulosd never come down to such threats, say the guys who totally ignore non-violent opposition.
OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Understanding that people are mad at you isn’t the same as accepting guilt, what are you talking about? Like I’m not saying he isn’t guilty as sin, but I highly doubt he has that level of self awareness.
jj4211@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
For example, everyone knew the gallows were for Mike pence, but that doesn’t mean that Mike pence was doing the wrong thing… In that occasion…
daannii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
That’s fair.
I still think he likely has a guilty conscience.
Surely he knows people don’t want these data centers. And is fully aware that he’s using underhanded unethical tactics to get it approved despite this.
But maybe I’m giving these people more credit than they deserve.
Most people with no ethics actually believe that what they do is fine and not wrong.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
And his punishment? Guillotine!
Awooooooga@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
To be fair if you have read anything about the guillotine you may realize that it doesn’t necessarily matter if it’s for you. Once people start using that thing it seems to be like a bag of lays chips.
daannii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
People do usually get a bit carried away once they start executing during revolutions.
I am aware that happened for the French one.
Weird that so many Nazis were spared though. Only a fraction of them faced any consequences.
M137@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This is the 4th time I’ve seen a post about this the past week with a top comment saying exactly the same (just with different words). It feels like being back on the latter years of reddit. And please don’t misunderstand me, I don’t disagree with you or the other three top comments about this at all, it’s just a new experience here on lemmy that mirrors what I’ve seen on reddit and other places before that which weirdly worries me. It’s this feeling of “this place has gotten too big or too divided to a point where the same thread happens over and over within a very short amount of time”.
But I’m gonna be clear about thinking it’s very possibly just my brain doing the weird shit it does and it not actually being a bad sign or the state of lemmy.
daannii@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Lemmy is very left leaning. You are likely to hear many leftist view points repeated.
Reddit used to be mostly left but due to censorship in the last 2 years it’s mostly overran by bots and sock puppet accounts.
It wasn’t the leftist that ruined reddit. Quite the opposite.