Washedupcynic
@Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 1 day ago:
2, 3, or 25. (I hated getting my hands dirty and preferred to eat out of a cup.)
- Comment on In this thread: GIFs you've been waiting to post but the occasion never arises 1 day ago:
Needs a nsfw tag
- Comment on When you get hurt in America and someone tries to call you an ambulance 4 days ago:
This is why I found an apartment next door to a hospital. As long as I can crawl, no ambulance needed.
- Comment on The incel anthem 1 week ago:
I assume it’s sarcasm.
- Comment on The incel anthem 1 week ago:
Lyrics:
I’ll never understand why women deliberately choose to be with Fuckbois and assholes instead of a nice guy like me I open doors for the bitches, they don’t even blow me kisses I guess the only person who will suck my dick is me
I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
My mom says I should get a job But she knows I’m fucking busy playing Xbox Showering is a fucking waste Don’t you know I got video games to play?
I’m not like other guys They’re all after only one thing I’m not a typical douche-bag So why don’t you play with my dingaling?
I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
My balls are huge They’re constantly a shade of blue It’s almost like none of these bitches or hoes have a motherfucking clue of All of the stress and the pain that they’re forcing my balls and my dick and my
Asshole to go through I am so fucking tired of explaining how I am a nice guy All of you chads and you normies could never
Begin to understand the grievances of our penises This is the incel anthem Involuntarily celibate but I’m celebrating I don’t even know your name, I’m already masturbating I hope you like bodybuilders, my right arm will be amazing I know you don’t know me but This relationship is worth saving You and your boyfriend should breakup Doesn’t he feel threatened by me? When will you ever fucking wake up and realize that you should fuck me My dad says I smell like a skunk But I just don’t give a fuck How many times do I have to tell you that I don’t need a job You can’t tell me what to do, you’re not fucking god You put me in the friend-zone All I want is in your end-zone You’re so beautiful I want to make you mine But if you don’t reply I’ll end your fucking life
I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll fucking kill you I am a nice guy So why won’t you let me fuck you? I am a nice guy Say I’m not and I’ll rip you in two
- Comment on The incel anthem 1 week ago:
🤣 This made me laugh so hard.
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- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 week ago:
I thought the jock strap was already invented.
- Comment on "influencers" are setting us back 1 week ago:
Because then the capital class wouldn’t be able to control us, and steal the value of our work from us. If governments ran on tested and proven data, then we would have wind and solar farms, vast public transportation networks, infrastructure for cycling as transportation, national healthcare, 2-3 years of paid family/maternal leave for the birth/placement of a new child, and low cost post secondary education. Drops mic
- Comment on Another one! 2 weeks ago:
Xennial here, the arthritis started in my 30s. My Dr is scheduling knee replacements. I will likely need hip replacements, and hand surgery too.
- Comment on Prediction vs Reality 2 weeks ago:
But at least we generated value for the shareholders.
- Comment on Physical copy of GTA VI has arrived 2 weeks ago:
I have one that plugs into my PC via USB port. I still listen to my audio CDs with it. I also was ferried to school on the backs of dinosaurs.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Xbox controllers are around the same price.
- Comment on magic 2 weeks ago:
Those soles look like Styrofoam. Rubber does break down over time, so does plastic, but those soles look sus. They appear to be a generic brand too. I believe the manufacturers put together the cheapest shoe possible with 100-1000% mark-up. I’ve had $60 shoes from Kohls have sole failure after being worn 3x because they were made hollow instead of solid.
- Comment on EU Commission meets behind closed doors with Ubisoft, other corporations, and exhibits blatant corruption. 3 weeks ago:
If I buy a physical board game, I can keep playing it as long as I still have the game in my possession. Video games should be no different.
- Comment on You need to think long term 3 weeks ago:
I made a sensible email address with my last name followed by my first initial when google mail first started. Young people are always in awe of the fact that I got to have my name as my email address without adding anything extra to it.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Agree. I will die on the street instead of live with family.
- Comment on [META] A little PSA for some of ya'll 5 weeks ago:
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
spoiler
I’ll tell you tomorrow.
- Comment on heater 5 weeks ago:
They are being channeled by the avatar.
- Comment on Here's hoping he calls again 5 weeks ago:
Does no one else know how to take the showerhead and blast it up their starfish until the waters run clear?
- Comment on Harambe's death changed everything 1 month ago:
Harambe was a western lowland gorilla who lived at the Cincinnati Zoo. On May 28, 2016, a day that will live in infamy, a three-year-old boy visiting the zoo climbed under a fence into the outdoor gorilla enclosure where he was grabbed and violently dragged and thrown by Harambe. Fearing for the boy’s life, a zoo worker shot and killed Harambe.
- Comment on Canals in the UK are 3 to 4 ft deep. Why didn't she just stand up? 1 month ago:
Drunk and unconscious, or hit head when fell and unconscious.
- Comment on long live the queen 1 month ago:
I’m cumin every night.
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
What is the Airspeed Velocity of a laden Swallow?
- Comment on I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means 1 month ago:
Pre Pear uranus four cock?
- Comment on References: [1] out of his ass 1 month ago:
What if dark matter is a time artifact of gravitational waves over time/space as particles with mass travel through time/space? (I am not a physicist and I don’t understand jack shit.)
- Comment on Looking for Archived and Unavailable Epstein Case Documents 1 month ago:
I feel so conflicted. A post that isn’t a shitpost has absolutely triggered me; does that mean it’s a successful shit post?
- Comment on Is this what you wanted 1 month ago:
If someone is an absolute pro at rage-baiting, does that make them a master-baiter?
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 2 months ago:
No one wants post coital, frothy lube with traces of shit coming out of the fountain. Santorum is the last person you want to call.
- Comment on Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds 2 months ago:
I commented without reading what everyone else had to say, and the first words I typed were, “Is Walgreen’s your pharmacy too?”
What would piss me off is that they would constantly blow up my phone telling me to come get my script, it’s ready. Then I get to the pharmacy, and nothing is ready and I have to stand around awkwardly while I wait for them to fill it.
The final straw was I go in person to request a refill 5 days before I am out of meds. “Oh we haven’t gotten the shipment yet? Come back tomorrow.” So I go back the next day, and the next until I am finally out of meds and they still don’t have it in. Like, bitch, I have been filling this RX here for 2 years, do you mother fuckers not understand how to inventory?
After my last refill was up I had my Dr. start sending my scripts to Hannaford. It’s further away, but when they call me for my RX it’s ready for me when I go to pick it up.
To personify a bit, if I came across Walgreen’s dying in the street, I would step the fuck over their body and keep walking.
The incel anthem