Washedupcynic
@Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Anon uses AI in a smart way 17 hours ago:
🤣 😂 Oh my god you made me choke on my soda.
- Comment on Get in, we're Dean posting 6 days ago:
You missed the name of the chat: Shitposting. Shitposting is where they come from, shitposting is why. Shitposting is life.
- Comment on Get in, we're Dean posting 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Good on you for standing up for others.
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- Comment on I heard we was Dean-posting 1 week ago:
😆 🤣
- Comment on I heard we was Dean-posting 1 week ago:
- Comment on 1 week ago:
🤮
- Comment on The lord has started smiting republicans. 1 week ago:
Not sure.
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- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
Parasite eve for PS one for me, except I’m a lady and was in my first year of graduate school.
- Comment on Down with the Dickness - Disturbed 2 weeks ago:
This is a great parody. Did Weird Al have a secret metal love child we don’t know about?
- Comment on Weekend plans 2 weeks ago:
Not me, I just plan to sin.
- Comment on Hmmmm 2 weeks ago:
The US is pretty villainous and funding Israel; my money is on USA minions.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
😁 I once wrote a parody of the pokemon theme song as the theme song for my world of warcraft guild.
We’re gonna be, the very best,
Like no guild ever was,
Downing raids is our real test,
getting gear our cause.
We traveled across the realm,
farming far and wide,
crafting potions for the raid,
and nobody died.
warcraft guild!
OH, It’s you and me
maybe we’ll PVP
Warcraft guild!
It’s the song we sing
while we’re raping the lich king.
warcraft guild!
we’re all on vent,
Trash mobs we circumvent.
Gear for me and gear for you,
WARCRAFT GUILD!
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
Yes.
- Comment on This is who you are now. 2 weeks ago:
Time to get a life sized waluigi and just leave it sitting at your desk with a mouse jiggler and collect a paycheck while you find a new job. Zoom Meetings, life sized waluigi sitting at the pc…
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
When the moon is a lie and the flat earthers cry, that’s amore.
When the sun really shines, flat earthers ask why, that’s amore.
They are ding, ding-a-ling-a-lings
ding-a-ling-a-lings and you’ll sing, “stupid fella”
Brains are dead, flippy-flippy-fled, flippy-flippy-fled
contracted rubella.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
People are entitled to their fact based opinions. Maybe it just didn’t add much to the conversation. Life is amazing when you give negative fucks like I do.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
I guess I misinterpreted the intent of your comment, like you might have thought I was a flat earther. My bad.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 2 weeks ago:
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.
There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
Not sure if you were aware of the meme, but I was making a portal reference, as in “the cake is a lie.” The image looks the same as the portals in the video game “portal.” The original context of “The cake is a lie” was to convey the message that a reward is being used to motivate Chell, the player character of Portal, without any intent of delivering. It was my attempt at making fun of flat earthers. I do believe the earth is round, that we orbit the sun, that the moon orbits earth, and that the moon landing was real.
- Comment on Flat earthers 2 weeks ago:
The moon is a lie.
- Comment on Team Car! 2 weeks ago:
Today, while I had the green light, had another car blatantly run a red light and almost hit me. I turned left to catch up with him, pounded on his window and told him he was a jackass. When he rolled his window down I recognized him as a state assembly member. Hoping he doesn’t recognize me when he eventually calls the HR office because he’s at the dentists office and doesn’t have his insurance card because he’s a fucking spoiled man-child.
- Comment on World record 💯 3 weeks ago:
🤣 😂
- Comment on World record 💯 3 weeks ago:
That’s what crop dusting is for. Aim your ass into the little crack between the seat and window and let it rip. Stand up and eat a candy bar in their face. Bring your portable nintendos and steam deck and play that shit where they can see while they are back in their seat playing with a stuffed animal. Play with the seat, up down. Wait until they have a drink to fuck with the seat and try to spill it on them. Emotional torture goes both ways. Stay petty, friends.
- Comment on congratulations 4 weeks ago:
This is the most Canadian thing ever.
- Comment on Take-Two CEO Says We'll All Be Streaming Our Games In 3 Years 4 weeks ago:
No the hell I fucking won’t.
- Comment on Disc drive needed 4 weeks ago:
I was in my first year of graduate school when it happened. When we got out of class at 11 am, I rolled up to my laboratory and it was empty. At around 3 pm, one of the techs came into the lab and was like, “Why are you still here, NYC is under attack.” No one notified the graduate students what was going on, and I had way to much work to be fucking around with looking at the news. The best part was, I was from NYC and most of my family was down there. I was pissed no one in graduate administration checked in with me to let me know what was going on.
