Washedupcynic
@Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
- Comment on They look like little angels. But they really like biting the ankles of strangers 2 weeks ago:
That white one needs a manicure.
- Comment on Gotta poop 2 weeks ago:
But does the poop have corn?
- Comment on It's finally here! 3 weeks ago:
That corn doesn’t look cooked. We need Trogdor the burninator.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 weeks ago:
If it was a James, instead of Jenny, the words I wrote would not have changed. James can also be a nepo baby, quid pro quo, cock sucking whore.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 weeks ago:
Pretty clear that Jenny is a nepo baby, or a quid-pro-quo, cocksucking, whore. Bitch can’ spell/grammar, no way she got hired on her own merits to manage people.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 3 weeks ago:
Re’you
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on ‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted 3 weeks ago:
um, couldn’t you just look down at your shit, or take your own picture on your smart phone to compare to other poop images on the web? Like why the fuck would anyone need a toilet camera?
- Comment on Reddit global rank is going down 3 weeks ago:
Good, they are absolute fucking garbage. I can’t wait for it to be a 100% bot echo chamber.
- Comment on They have no idea that you welcome this behavior 4 weeks ago:
I would relish a day without human interaction.
- Comment on SipsTea 5 weeks ago:
Lots of PTSD from being sold for sex by my parents.
- Comment on SipsTea 5 weeks ago:
If this is true, holy shit. I once dated a woman 16 years older than I was, I was 26. She had 4 kids ranging from 8, 17, 19, 20. I never attempted to parent the older 3 kids, and they never asked me my age; it was an unspoken agreement. I did parent the 8 year old. The older kids asked for my help a handful of times over the 7 years I was a part of their family, and I happily helped them and stepped up when I could. They were shocked I helped. I was like look, I’m not your parent, I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life, but you are still family and I got your back.
In retrospect, it was a pretty unhealthy relationship, but I was dumb in many ways in my 20s.
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 1 month ago:
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 1 month ago:
Time to find the young women with daddy issues.
- Comment on I'm coming for you 1 month ago:
Soylent green has entered the chat.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Is anyone else worried that Cuomo will be the spoiler dividing the democrats and an R ends up winning?
- Comment on You guys ready for NO Nut November? 1 month ago:
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 1 month ago:
It’s been 10 years since my bedbug nightmare. The bugs are long gone, but I’m still inspecting the mattress and box spring cover weekly with a magnifying glass, and blasting my laundry with hot water, high heat in the dryer, and sprinkling diatomaceous earth all the fuck over.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 1 month ago:
Could very much be walmart if they aren’t unloading pallets in a reasonable amount of time and shit is just sitting around warm.
- Comment on If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it 1 month ago:
Stuck in the middle with you.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 2 months ago:
When I leave my home street, (on my bicycle,) I have to make a left hand turn. This means that I don’t proceed through the intersection until it’s safe, and I turn from the middle of the lane. My bike also has blinking turn signals, because people are dumb and don’t understand hand signals for turns. I had one of my neighbors behind me honking and screaming at me because I wasn’t turning fast enough for her liking. I screamed at her that I wasn’t turning until it was safe, and she could eat my ass. Then I got off my bike in the middle of the road and proceeded to dance the running man for 30 seconds before getting back on to attempt my left hand turn again. Fuck cars and the people that drive them.
- Comment on #environmentalist 2 months ago:
Found the Gen X-er. Good day to you, my fellow hose-water connoisseur.
- Comment on a sight to behold 2 months ago:
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
- Comment on Kaiju.meme 2 months ago:
And hengue, cause he was all different ages in it too.
- Comment on Kaiju.meme 2 months ago:
Naruto is in there 4 tmes. lol.
- Comment on Nintendon't 2 months ago:
Look at Nintendo trying to be Apple.
- Comment on Put your pride on the shelf and just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. 2 months ago:
I hope he gags and vomits on it.
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 2 months ago:
cross post this to foodporn
- Comment on Caw caw 2 months ago:
🤢 🤮
- Comment on We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors 2 months ago:
For those that don’t know, ASPD = Anti Social Personality Disorder. Symptoms of ASPD can surface before age 15.