Washedupcynic
@Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 6 days ago:
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 6 days ago:
Time to find the young women with daddy issues.
- Comment on I'm coming for you 1 week ago:
Soylent green has entered the chat.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Is anyone else worried that Cuomo will be the spoiler dividing the democrats and an R ends up winning?
- Comment on You guys ready for NO Nut November? 2 weeks ago:
Later, “Honey, why is the drain clogged?”
- Comment on WTF BIT ME? 2 weeks ago:
It’s been 10 years since my bedbug nightmare. The bugs are long gone, but I’m still inspecting the mattress and box spring cover weekly with a magnifying glass, and blasting my laundry with hot water, high heat in the dryer, and sprinkling diatomaceous earth all the fuck over.
- Comment on Never buying milk from Walmart again 2 weeks ago:
Could very much be walmart if they aren’t unloading pallets in a reasonable amount of time and shit is just sitting around warm.
- Comment on If you don't understand it instantly you will never get it 3 weeks ago:
Stuck in the middle with you.
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 3 weeks ago:
When I leave my home street, (on my bicycle,) I have to make a left hand turn. This means that I don’t proceed through the intersection until it’s safe, and I turn from the middle of the lane. My bike also has blinking turn signals, because people are dumb and don’t understand hand signals for turns. I had one of my neighbors behind me honking and screaming at me because I wasn’t turning fast enough for her liking. I screamed at her that I wasn’t turning until it was safe, and she could eat my ass. Then I got off my bike in the middle of the road and proceeded to dance the running man for 30 seconds before getting back on to attempt my left hand turn again. Fuck cars and the people that drive them.
- Comment on #environmentalist 3 weeks ago:
Found the Gen X-er. Good day to you, my fellow hose-water connoisseur.
- Comment on a sight to behold 4 weeks ago:
Largest BM a doctor witnessed in his career
So far.
- Comment on Kaiju.meme 4 weeks ago:
And hengue, cause he was all different ages in it too.
- Comment on Kaiju.meme 4 weeks ago:
Naruto is in there 4 tmes. lol.
- Comment on Nintendon't 4 weeks ago:
Look at Nintendo trying to be Apple.
- Comment on Put your pride on the shelf and just go there, to the Y.M.C.A. 5 weeks ago:
I hope he gags and vomits on it.
- Comment on What’s wrong, babe? You barely touched your Spaghetacos 5 weeks ago:
cross post this to foodporn
- Comment on Caw caw 5 weeks ago:
🤢 🤮
- Comment on We interrupt your happiness to bring you this special message from our sponsors 5 weeks ago:
For those that don’t know, ASPD = Anti Social Personality Disorder. Symptoms of ASPD can surface before age 15.
- Comment on big savings 1 month ago:
I’m all about Hanniford. I’ve found their prices to be consisten between, Albany, Colonie, Niskayuna, and Latham NY stores. With price chopper their prices vary wildly based on which town you are shopping in. Downtown Albany and Schenectady prices are the moste jacked up, while those in the suburbs like glenmont, colonie ect are far better. I also chafe at having to carry around a fucking plastic card and have my data farmed to get stuff that’s on sale. I weep for anyone that doesn’t have any other choice besides Price
GougerChopper. - Comment on big savings 1 month ago:
On an unrelated note, I hate price chopper with the white hot intensity of 1,000 suns.
- Comment on Red, gold and green. 1 month ago:
- Comment on they all start out the same but in a month they figure it out 1 month ago:
The only “reward” is more work.
- Comment on pokemon card 1 month ago:
It is a piss yellow pokemon.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 2 months ago:
1st mistake was using reddit. 2nd mistake was not using vpn.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 2 months ago:
LOL. I totally didn’t realize I commented on your meme, before commenting on your shit post. HUGS. So, yeah, looks like you already got all the bases covered.
- Comment on I Got This Right, Right? 2 months ago:
Political memes? lemmy.ca/c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
Yes, this is also highly likely, which is why I started my post with “tin foil hat time.” Even if that’s the case, even if the govt had 0 involvement in his death, I still think this incident will be used as a means for trump to further solidify power.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 2 months ago:
Tinfoil hat time: Based on the close up of the shooting, it looks like he got shot right in the corrotid artery, which has a very high mortality rating. This wasn’t a lucky shot, this was well aimed. If you look at the tape, it doesn’t look like someone in the crowd had a gun, no one in the crowd was reacting before the shot occurred, and no one saw a gun pulled. In the crowd full of people, how to you avoid everyone else and make a kill shot like that. I legit believe this was a shot taken from far away with the ability to make a sniper shot like that. Then, before he’s been officially pronounced dead, Trump posts “The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Erika, and family. Charlie, we love you!” Trump wrote on his social media platform. If he hasn’t officially been declared dead, why is Trump saying that Charlie Kirk is dead. Next Trump is blaming the left with no proof. I’m calling it, Trump had Kirk assassinated as a false flag operation, and this will be trump’s reischtag fire. Buckle up.
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 2 months ago:
By that point the earth will be so polluted they will make profits by selling us clean air/02 in canisters, clean water, food an housing. Those of us that can’t afford it will just die.
- Comment on Foolproof advice 2 months ago:
Fun fact, the digestion of milk/cheese creates casomorphins from caesin, one of the most prominent peptides in milk. Casomorphins can activate opioid receptors. Giving a woman a slice of cheese might work in your benefit if she eats the cheese.