I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol
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Kenny2999@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Ursapharm@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Perfect response
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I guess the internet hasn’t burned away all of my innocence, that’s the first thing I saw. 😆
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.
davidagain@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Best comment in thread.
dingus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My guess is that this is an at least two person household. One drinks Coke Zero and one drinks regular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do both.
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 1 day ago
I like Pepsi Zero better than Coke Zero, and drink even amounts of Coke and Pepsi Zero at work to reduce the amount of sugar I consume.
Now both soda camps can hate me.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I used to mix them because coke was too sweet and coke zero doesnt taste very good
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 day ago
This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!
rumba@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
walnuts… sheesh, that lettuce will tear the ass out of ya
Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 1 day ago
Yeah but I don’t like walnuts anyway /shrug
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s some fucking psychopath shit I tell you.
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Maybe they’re throwing a party and want to offer their guests some variety…and monster dildos?
M137@lemmy.today 1 day ago
The two different kinds has no effect on that, it’s psycho level just having that much soda.
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Wild to go full cans except for a single 2 liter. Gotta wonder the reason behind that.
kungen@feddit.nu 1 day ago
The 2L bottle is for when the stuff on the top doesn’t satisfy anymore.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Well you need something to pour the cans into
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Are you really wondering?
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
two people live there ? a dude and a lady who is unsatisfied with said coke zero drinking bf .
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Personally speaking sometimes I like to treat myself with a proper rum/rye & coke. You can’t get the same taste with Coke Zero although Coke Zero slaps hard and it is my daily soda.
lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Walnuts in the refrigerator? That’s weird.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 21 hours ago
Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Interesting way to cool down from inside
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 day ago
Not really, people have been enjoying refreshing, cold drinks for like, forever.
gegil@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Drinking beverage is boooooring. I am talking about pushing cold dildos into ass
M137@lemmy.today 1 day ago
You’d have to be real quick at pushing the walnuts up your ass for them to keep cold before they get far enough in to really count as inside.
khanh@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear
orlyowl@piefed.ca 1 day ago
Nice try Violet08, you’ve exposed your alt account.
socsa@piefed.social 14 hours ago
I was actually going to say, unlike the violet LARP situation, op actually bringing receipts.
orlyowl@piefed.ca 14 hours ago
I understand why folks think violet is a LARP, but I don’t. She’s too matter of fact about her posts and doesn’t seem to care very much if folks give her attention for it or not. She barely comments in reply to her posts, and most of all she has explicitly said she’ll never share a pic of herself.
I think someone larping would be way more over the top with what and how they posted, would post and comment more frequently, and would for sure generate some AI thirst trap (or just steal someone else’s picture) and claim it to be her.
YMMV, and reasonable folks can disagree, but I think violet is exactly what she claims to be.
JakoJakoJako13@piefed.social 1 day ago
Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.
AbsoluteAggressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Normal Coke Enjoyer.
Gerudo@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Yo, be safe. That lettuce in there should probably be thrown out.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It is crazy to think someone storing toys with their lettuce was still more cleansly than the lettuce making it to our stores/restaurants somehow
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They might be into messy.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Just the essentials…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
The essentials and some beverages!
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Thought I was the only one that chilled my alien dildos.
Zier@fedia.io 1 day ago
Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge.
Honestly, what is wrong with people???Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 day ago
As long as they’ve been run through the dishwasher its fine
notabot@piefed.social 1 day ago
You really don’t want to run your coke through the dishwasher, it makes it taste funny.
takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Plot twist: soda boxes are full of dildos.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Wait 'til you open the produce drawer.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 day ago
At least you’re eating your vegetables
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve also got an egg!
Jerb322@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Using the lettuce to clean them out…
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 15 hours ago
who says that vegetable’s not just there to rot?
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Multiple dildos in fridge
Rolls eyes
Multiple cases opened for same beverage
“Get the rope!”
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There are sex toys in the picture! No one is mentioning the SEX TOYS that are in this picture at all! Everyone is talking about the coke and the mixing and ratios and whatever as if this isn’t reality! WHY!? What has gone wrong with the world?! Is it ME?! SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stop changing the topic!
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 20 hours ago
Honestly I just want to know why someone would want them to be cold
tempest@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Some of them look like bad Dragons which I’m told can be very expensive. A true connoisseur I suspect.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
Fridge full of Cock-a-Cola
daggermoon@piefed.world 21 hours ago
I should buy a dildo but I’m still too scared to put anything in my ass.
Allero@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
There are very small dildos that are, like, barely bigger than your index finger. Start from that, use a lot of lube, and eat good amount of fiber.
Make sure you are relaxed enough. If you clench your ass like a guillotine, you won’t enjoy it. Let it slip in gently, naturally, effortlessly. It may still feel weird at first, but then you’ll learn to do it and you’ll have plenty of fun!
eyelevel@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Probably start with the dildo. The shape is gonna be easier to get used to.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 15 hours ago
uhm so from my experience is that it’s all psychological. the question is only whether you can relax deeply enough (pun intended)
Godort@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Oh, you’re who Bad Dragon goes to for those size comparison photos
solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
At some point you just start buying the 2 liters
KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Are you mixing zero and normal coke? To concoct the exact right amount of heart failure?
M137@lemmy.today 1 day ago
We all enjoy a coke, walnut and lettuce soup while sitting on a dildo every now and then but they should at least be kept on seperate shelves in the fridge, this doesn’t feel sanitary.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Who puts dildoes in fridges and why?
shweddy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why do you have cans AND a bottle? Cans are the better of the 2
dudeface@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I thought people would pick original or zero, not a mix of both
nullspace@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Average hotel room fridge at a furry con meetup.
noxypaws@pawb.social 1 day ago
most sanitary lettuce I’ve seen in weeks
Naich@piefed.world 1 day ago
Why on earth do you keep walnuts in a fridge?
db2@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s not a terrible idea, the oils can go rancid.
ApplyingAutomation@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This! Nuts belong in the fridge.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Also moths
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Not in walnuts, no.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Keep all the salad stuff together? Or in my case, we have almost no cabinet storage or pantry so all our groceries go in the fridge
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Seriously. Should keep them in the freezer instead.