davidagain
@davidagain@lemmy.world
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 hour ago:
Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 hour ago:
You have two hands, right?
- Comment on Good luck with that 1 day ago:
Thank you
- Comment on Just an FYI 2 days ago:
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
- Comment on Tennessee Man Arrested, Gets $2 Million Bond for Posting Facebook Meme 2 days ago:
America, land of the free!
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
Put three spaces at the end of a line to make Lemmy retain the line break afterwards.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But mode than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.” - Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
I put Log in | Sign up as my display name. My username is DavidAgain. I have interacted with you a few times and you’ve always been great.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
Hey! It’s you! How are you? Lovely to speak to you.
It was me telling myself off for posting a haiku which directly asked the reader to show me their butthole, then I decided that that was a very bad plan indeed and that I should be ashamed to have asked it.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
“Show me that butthole.” - Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
You some he ashamed of yourself for posting that.
- Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.” - Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
The moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole. - Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.” - Comment on Just an FYI 3 days ago:
There’s blood in your stool, You need a proctoscopy; Show me that butthole.
- Comment on Won't you come 3 days ago:
I found a stash of music memes and now you must all explore this rabbithole with me.
Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.
@Track_Shovel, you can take us down whatever rabbithole you like, you crazy internet genius.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I always thought that morning stiffy is caused by the prostate holding in your pee while you sleep and is solved by having a pee.
Either way, don’t pee or wank at the bus stop.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 1 week ago:
So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).
So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.
- Comment on Just reach out 1 week ago:
You may need to consider whether you’re watching too much porn. And never ask your sister to do your washing.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Yeah, that’s good advice. I should sort it out.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Thank you kind internet friend.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
“Content not viewable in your region” :(
- Comment on beans 🫘 1 week ago:
I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.
- Comment on the stamp 1 week ago:
Now why would you go and spoil my day like that?
- Comment on IT'S A TRAP 1 week ago:
Tankies hate this one weird trick.
- Comment on Notepad++ DLL Hijacking Vulnerability Let Attackers Execute Malicious Code 2 weeks ago:
At first I thought “oh, I wonder if my favourite text editor is affected by a similar bug, and I wonder what actions make it vulnerable.”.
Well, of turns out that the action that makes it vulnerable is installing separate malware with admin privileges. I will do my best to avert that danger, but I wouldn’t class “third party malware with admin privileges can replace part of this program with its own code” as a serious vulnerability in this software specifically.
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 3 weeks ago:
I wouldn’t be surprised if diagnosis increased as public awareness increased.
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 3 weeks ago:
Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.
- Comment on Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway 3 weeks ago:
Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.
- Comment on sticker 3 weeks ago:
What an entirely worthless comment.