davidagain

@davidagain@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

  So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You may need to consider whether you’re watching too much porn. And never ask your sister to do your washing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s good advice. I should sort it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you kind internet friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Content not viewable in your region” :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the stamp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now why would you go and spoil my day like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tankies hate this one weird trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notepad++ DLL Hijacking Vulnerability Let Attackers Execute Malicious Code⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I thought “oh, I wonder if my favourite text editor is affected by a similar bug, and I wonder what actions make it vulnerable.”.

  Well, of turns out that the action that makes it vulnerable is installing separate malware with admin privileges. I will do my best to avert that danger, but I wouldn’t class “third party malware with admin privileges can replace part of this program with its own code” as a serious vulnerability in this software specifically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if diagnosis increased as public awareness increased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What an entirely worthless comment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Samsung brings ads to US fridges⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never understood why they were putting the internet on fridges and microwaves etc.

  Now I understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair to Archimedes, heavy objects do usually fall faster than light ones*, and to be fair to Newton, stuff coming towards you usually has a higher relative velocity than things going away from you.+

  *You need your objects to be weigh a lot relative to their air resistance to notice otherwise.

  +You need some pretty ambitious equipment to detect that electromagnetic radiation such as light does not follow this pattern.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brilliant, brilliant film.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be careful what you wish for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Polls be damned, Labour have tripled down on Starmerism⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember when we elected a prime minister had literally fucked a (dead) pig, David, Cameron.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing you should put in your anus is your elbow.

  No, wait, that’s ears.

  The only thing you should put in your anus is your ear.

  No, no, that’s still not right.

  The only think you should put in your anus is something with a flared base.*

  *If you’re worrying about whether your boyfriend’s penis has a flared base and you can’t find a tape measure, recall that most penises are not readily detachable, and most boyfriends have hips wider than their penis, so you’re in the clear.

  If you’re worried that this advice doesn’t apply simply because you don’t have a boyfriend, there’s an app for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Funniest meme of the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2016 also had Brexit and Trump winning at the ballot box

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve got to be a little bit careful, surely, because then one squared is ten.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think if it’s to scale, Jupiter is way offscreen, like in another room in your building far away.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Climate Containers⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really very beautiful indeed, but why would you put winter and spring the wrong way round?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is exactly it, I think. Or maybe he’s just in it so much that there’s not a lot left without him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Epstein “best friend” Trump chief among them, still working to help actual real life adults who have molested minors evade justice. Trump has always publicly lusted after under age girls, including famously his own daughter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all had one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The WHAT now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does the omegaverse have sigma males and aren’t they fucktoys for the alphas? I can never remember and don’t want to Google that stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨leading ai company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  git commit - m “put today’s ‘genius’ far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there”