davidagain
@davidagain@lemmy.world
- Comment on Interesting shirt 2 days ago:
Two things can be true at the same time.
- Comment on Taking going natural a bit too far 2 days ago:
Don’t tell me you wouldn’t, Mickey, we all know you would.
- Comment on I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days 2 days ago:
You can’t argue with horny using logic.
- Comment on had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩 4 days ago:
Your daddy doesn’t have a very strong no game, does he?!
Is the dp and presumably the bj something you plan on repeating while you’re on your trip?
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 week ago:
My surname is not really “again”.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 week ago:
I’m not sure I should google that.
GBE: Monster Hard Snake
- Comment on type shit 1 week ago:
I don’t think you read behind my graphic detail spoiler, or you just claimed the equivalent of kissing you without your consent was just as bad as raping you, because they key point is consent. Incorrect. It is you who have missed the point. Kissing people without consent is not in any sense ok, but also trying to make out that my great aunt is a rapist because I never wanted the kisses trivialises rape and is not ok.
- Comment on type shit 1 week ago:
I wrote a longer answer which I think I was wise to delete.
Thank you for the suggestion, but I’m sure that my wife and two daughters would be surprised that James came inside the house after pub night, and also that any subsequent trouser truncheon touting would have extreme consequences for us all.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 week ago:
Well, according to the chart and your username, it’s Monster Sword Pussy Sex Machine.
- Comment on Finally, a real name for your penis 1 week ago:
For my username(s): GirthyWand. Alternatively: Sex knob | Giant hammer.
Amusingly, my wife’s maiden name was Love Flute, which suits her, and now she’s Love Pole. Of course I’m not going to tell her either of these names.
- Comment on type shit 1 week ago:
No, I don’t think so. Not me and my friends. And not where we drink.
I mean, I have no direct experimental evidence for that assertion because I don’t think I’ve ever discussed circumcision in a bar, but I’m really very confident that none of my drinking pals are ever going to whip out their todger at the pub. And I’m not going to either. Nope.
- Comment on type shit 1 week ago:
Uhhh, I get where you’re coming from, and I absolutely don’t want to minimise anyone’s pain, but circumcision is not really equivalent to FGM in terms of consequences.
graphic detail
Often FGM includes removal of the clitoris and some of the vulva, leaving girls with a tiny aperture sealed with scar tissue requiring new fully torn flesh to achieve penetration, and girls and women who have been mutilated in this way are usually unable to feel any pleasure during sex, only pain. FGM much more like having the whole glans chopped off and half of the two sides of the wound sewn together than it is like male circumcision.
Feel very free to firmly oppose circumcision, but please don’t suggest that FGM is the same. It really really really isn’t. It’s very very different in what’s removed, very very different in how much ongoing pain it causes, very very different in the effect on sensation, and it’s not equivalent.
It’s like suggesting that it’s not fair that people treat cars running into people so much seriously than bikes running into people, except everyone, whether they ride a bicycle or a car, can see how incorrect that is, whereas a vast number of prior have no idea how brutal FGM is, which is how you end up with people claiming circumcision is just as bad. I mean, don’t get me wrong. It’s bad. But it’s in a whole different level and world of consequences for the girl than for the boy.
- Comment on The Struggle 2 weeks ago:
I wandered in the fediverse
To brighten up my day;
I found a funny story where
A turd won’t flush away.It made me laugh, it made me cry:
The cleaner had to watch him try,
But while she gazed, it was then proved
The shit was easily removed.And senseless, she would think it was
For her to have to see, because
His Swedish language really was
Quite useless, and we see that it
Did not explain this hapless git
Or why he showed her all his shit.So mystified she still will be
And puzzzled for eternity:
This stranger and his giant poo
And when he showed it in the loo.I laughed and chuckled, then I see
The person posting next to me -
A Poem_for_your_sprog is here!
A legend! - wow! - from yesteryear!I’ll take this chance to tell you how
Your random poems, then and now,
Have brought me joy. And that is why,
Without help from LLMs, I
Have tried to say in silly rhymes
A thank you for the happy times
You’ve brought me. - Comment on The Struggle 2 weeks ago:
What must she think?! 🤣
Thank you so much for my best laugh in a long while.
- Comment on Would it be silly of me to get a small dog if I am a little afraid of bigger ones? 2 weeks ago:
Small dogs often feel intimidated and react to that with fear and aggression. They need good, strong training from owners who exude calm and provide reassuring safety around larger dogs if they’re not to live up to the stereotype of yappy snarly little anxious furballs of anger.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I enjoyed the chuckle this gave me.
- Comment on The wonders of machine translation 1 month ago:
Looks pretty uncomfortable to me, but at least it has a flared base. The internet has been very clear on that being important.
- Comment on ESL homework 2 months ago:
There’s more to a country than is in front of your nose, and for the third time, learning Welsh is compulsory in schools. You’re acting incredibly ignorant and you sound like you’re trying to be offensive deliberately.
- Comment on ESL homework 2 months ago:
Like I said,
Away from the south and the more touristy areas, you’re likely to find people speaking Welsh in everyday life (education, shopping, workplace), rather than just at home.
If the furthest north you went was Methryr Tydfil, you were never more than 15-20 miles from the M4 corridor, which is where the most strongly English speaking areas are, (apart from South Pembrokeshire and some more touristy bits).
I’m not surprised that you found mostly English speaking in the mostly English speaking parts of Wales. If you had stayed in East Anglia you might have concluded that England possessed no hills at all, but it might be worth admitting that there’s more to know than that.
So,
I just said that you could grow up in Wales never learning Welsh,
(apart from it being compulsory in Welsh schools)
because English is just as much (if not more) the language used in every-day dealings
in the South and more touristy areas, whereas Welsh is the main spoken language in much of the country further North.
- Comment on ESL homework 2 months ago:
My central point is just that Welsh is one of the languages of Wales and so can be third on your bullet points.
I think it’s at the very least rather undiplomatic to argue that it shouldn’t be called a national language of Wales.I’ve had people swear blind to me that they visited Wales on holiday and Welsh people are rude because they speak English in the shop until an English person turns up and then they switch to Welsh to exclude the English. I think they were mistaken that English was being spoken before they went in (how would they know?) and just assumed they were speaking English until they started paying attention, when they realised it was Welsh. I’m willing to bet £10 that any such people cannot accurately tell me the content of the English that was being spoken until they “switched to Welsh”.
Culturally, ignoring Welsh or downplaying its relevance to real people’s lives is similar in offence to telling British people that they don’t speak American properly, that they spell words like colour incorrectly, and that they should stop putting on their absurd British accent and just speak normally.
- Comment on ESL homework 2 months ago:
If you are born in Wales and never moved away, it might look like this:
English English English Welsh
If you are born in Wales and never moved away, it might look like this:
English English Welsh Welsh
Welsh is an official language of the UK and most things in Wales are in Welsh first and English second.
Away from the south and the more touristy areas, you’re likely to find people speaking Welsh in everyday life (education, shopping, workplace), rather than just at home.
- Comment on ESL homework 2 months ago:
Now EAL, English as an additional language.
- Comment on Detention Doesn’t Begin to Describe It 2 months ago:
Horrendous. Farage wants to do the same in the uk and it looks like as a nation we’re going to follow the USA down the path of having a milquetoast leader who is vaguely disappointing, and idiots deciding that we may as well unleash the nightmare on ourselves and our neighbours.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Who says romance is dead!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I’m hoping that I’m misinterpreting what you’re saying.
- Comment on A succulent meal 2 months ago:
I was a boy, and I appreciate it.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 2 months ago:
Braindead ruling. Not as braindead as “the equality act was not intended to protect trans people” which is about as stupid and fucked up as it gets, but still really pretty braindead.
- Comment on Oatly banned from using word ‘milk’ to market plant-based products in UK 2 months ago:
Not if you’re selling it in shops.
I think you’re in the clear if you’re just giving it away to people you like.
- Comment on There's still life left in them! 2 months ago:
He looks great in them. Let him be.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 2 months ago:
Can confirm.