davidagain

@davidagain@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do it at least 35 times just in case⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Do it for your prostate, boys, and do it often.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do it at least 35 times just in case⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  You have two hands, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck with that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.

  This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tennessee Man Arrested, Gets $2 Million Bond for Posting Facebook Meme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  America, land of the free!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Put three spaces at the end of a line to make Lemmy retain the line break afterwards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But mode than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:

  Alien spaceship,
  Eerie light and booming voice:
  “SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I put Log in | Sign up as my display name. My username is DavidAgain. I have interacted with you a few times and you’ve always been great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! It’s you! How are you? Lovely to speak to you.

  It was me telling myself off for posting a haiku which directly asked the reader to show me their butthole, then I decided that that was a very bad plan indeed and that I should be ashamed to have asked it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Your horny boyfriend
  In husky voice pleads with you
  “Show me that butthole.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You some he ashamed of yourself for posting that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit usernames
  Used to frequently be like
  “Show me your butthole.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The moths had a feast;
  Now all of your underpants
  show me that butthole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  An alien ship,
  Eerie light and booming voice:
  “SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just an FYI⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s blood in your stool, You need a proctoscopy; Show me that butthole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Won't you come⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I found a stash of music memes and now you must all explore this rabbithole with me.

  Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.

  @Track_Shovel, you can take us down whatever rabbithole you like, you crazy internet genius.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I always thought that morning stiffy is caused by the prostate holding in your pee while you sleep and is solved by having a pee.

  Either way, don’t pee or wank at the bus stop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So the correlation is strongest for ejaculations whilst young - the more you nut when young, the less cancer you get when older (although the correlation is still there later in life).

  So, boys, crank 'em out. Crank 'em out as much as you can.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You may need to consider whether you’re watching too much porn. And never ask your sister to do your washing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s good advice. I should sort it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you kind internet friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Content not viewable in your region” :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨beans 🫘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I fear that this is where Lemmy and Pythagoras part ways irrevocably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the stamp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Now why would you go and spoil my day like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S A TRAP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tankies hate this one weird trick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notepad++ DLL Hijacking Vulnerability Let Attackers Execute Malicious Code⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At first I thought “oh, I wonder if my favourite text editor is affected by a similar bug, and I wonder what actions make it vulnerable.”.

  Well, of turns out that the action that makes it vulnerable is installing separate malware with admin privileges. I will do my best to avert that danger, but I wouldn’t class “third party malware with admin privileges can replace part of this program with its own code” as a serious vulnerability in this software specifically.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if diagnosis increased as public awareness increased.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who the fuck needs an x axis anyway⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Er, did you look at all the dates on the x axis? Because that shit makes no sense whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What an entirely worthless comment.