davidagain

@davidagain@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pride month⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Then there’s the wonder of quirky left hand who is very very aware of there being a penis of an interesting shape in there, and numb slept-on arm with the handjob that feels like it’s from someone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr Incognito⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the clarification.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr Incognito⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I still don’t understand what you meant to say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mr Incognito⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

  I think you a word or two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the regular lemmy web interface. There’s a little picture icon just before the capital H.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yall are missing out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Conservative values⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes - exactly this!

  “Help, help, gay people are forcing me to fantasise about gay sex! Help! Help! If they allow gay marriage I won’t be able to marry a woman and I’ll have to marry a man! Help!”

  (Inlined below for ease of seeing)
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah thank you for digging that out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello 911, it's me again⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  1. It’s not hard to stick a bottle in the sand at the beach anyway, just twist as you press.
  2. If it’s not concave at the bottom, it doesn’t need the ring of little ridges to sit on the shelf.
  3. This would be very hard to store and transport, significantly increasing costs for a niche perceived customer benefit.

  This bottle does not exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweet of you to think that people this rich typically pay their taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 Report: nity nite smooches DLC?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Username checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Top Movies" in Amazon Prime is full of series⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your benefits continue until the end of what you have paid for anyway, or at least they do in the UK/EU.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How men are different than women⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah one of us going down the manosphere rabbithole would spoil my friendships, but that’s rather far from “men suck”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A reminder that modern scientific publishing was pioneered by Ghislaine Maxwell's father, Robert Maxwell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pioneered? Pillaged, you mean. Elsevier is a vampire on academia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads horror⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Pedophile-in-Chief is ok with it, even though he personally prefers them to have started puberty, he’ll gladly start a war and crash the global economy to defend him and his pedo pals from being revealed too much in the Epstein files.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibe management⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most LLM setups were running at about a 95% loss. That’s unprecedentedly humongous.

  Subscriptions were going to need to go up 20-fold just to break even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Golf Trophy that you will always cherish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Repeat after me: It’s not worth it if you end up in the emergency room.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Golf Trophy that you will always cherish⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Necessary but not sufficient. You must also be concerned with the absence of sharpness and corners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gay sex⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me you’re horny and bi-curious without telling me you’re horny and bi-curious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.xkcd.com/1053/ Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no I've dropped my box of Twinkies. This is such a...uh...oh, what's the word I'm looking for...?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twinkertastrophe
  Twinkergeddon
  Twinkiesinkie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How worried should we be about hantavirus right now?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trump sacked them all in America woohoo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly impressive how pharmacies are able to find a new type of problem every time I go to pick up my meds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. In the uk, you pay the same charge for each prescription you pick up, whatever it is (or you get an annual flat fee pass if you get more than one a month). So if the pharmacy only found an expensive version, that’s a them problem, not a me problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Over coming the fear of trying something new⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never used to eat carrot and hated it ever since primary school and the soggy disks that taste truly awful. I don’t mind it in things as long as it’s small. Carrot cake is fine.

  So I started trying the smallest bit raw after my wife cut up the carrots ready to boil them, and it didn’t taste too bad. I kept doing it more and more. I now quite like raw carrot, and I can eat small amounts of cooked carrot as long as it’s not overdone and still has a bit of bite.

  Start small, do it regularly, build up over time. You can learn to eat anything with a bit of persistence.

  Hope this helps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Two things can be true at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taking going natural a bit too far⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t tell me you wouldn’t, Mickey, we all know you would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t argue with horny using logic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Your daddy doesn’t have a very strong no game, does he?!

  Is the dp and presumably the bj something you plan on repeating while you’re on your trip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My surname is not really “again”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, a real name for your penis⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure I should google that.

  GBE: Monster Hard Snake