Even mannequins have itchy butts

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• pH3ra@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everyone knows he’s gonna smell his finger later

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Everyone gotta sniff that sweet sweet booty juice, right guys?.. Guys?

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.

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• salty_chief@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Itchy bum means it’s dirty or worms. May the odds be in your favor.

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  • stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or hemorrhoids

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• Zomg@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Start Digging in yo butt, twin.

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• davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I don’t care how horny you are for butt stuff with your stripey-clothed friend, not in public, not in the store and definitely NOT, in any circumstances, anywhere near mannequin children, FFS!

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The kids gotta learn someday, why not from a trusted adult?

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    • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nope nope nope! Not like this!

      Of course, educate your mannequin children sensibly and calmly and before they learn it in the playground or online, but absolutely no physical demonstrations whatsoever!

      Can you not see how pissed off little mannequin kid is? -“Stupid horny big brother getting frisky in public again.” Poor mannequin kid is scarred for life.

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