salty_chief
@salty_chief@lemmy.world
- Comment on N. 5 2 days ago:
Hater “You must think you’re hot shit!”
Me *Points to porta-john
Me “Not hot but lava motherclucker!”
- Comment on Just give up 2 days ago:
That is the dedication required to be a successful and low income loser.
- Comment on The man show was a left wing attack on incels. 2 days ago:
Jimmy Kimmel has always portrayed himself as a dirt bag. I don’t understand how he made it on TV.
- Comment on Kinky 2 days ago:
Dolphin squeaking noises “Hey buddy you may want to get checked for diabetes. You’re tasting a little sugary bud.”
Dolphin squeaking noises “Mind your own business and stop eating kale all the damn time.”
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
Naw I am safe. Thanks for your concern. I am doing better than most people. Hard work and planning is all that was need.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
No, just misinformation about social security cut. No evidence of SS cuts. So I am safe.
- Comment on Every action has a reaction 3 days ago:
I can’t get fired when I am not working. Just living on your taxes. so thanks!
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- Comment on Void 1 week ago:
Void “Join Us”.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 1 week ago:
Ammunition in Kirk Shooting Engraved With Transgender, Antifascist Ideology: Sources WSJ Last Updated: Sep. 11, 2025 at 11:06 AM ET
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
Following orders like they are sworn to do.
- Comment on Trump posted this in Truth. 2 weeks ago:
Great War movie by the way. That guy is a surfer fanatic and basically requested a famous surfer to surf in a hot zone. Dude was crazy just waking on beach with bullets landing around him.
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- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Look I just learn stuff that college teaches me okay. So decaying trees, plants and animals (dinosaurs) are the primary source of oil. Oil is being made daily based on decaying organic material. This is why the planet has so much of it.
- Comment on Practice makes perfect 2 weeks ago:
Gets banned after reply because fight is with a Mod on Reddit. Lol
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t worry mankind and animals are the next fuel for the future cars!
- Comment on New Zealand is proposing changes to make getting a driver licence easier, including scrapping the full test. Experts are worried. 2 weeks ago:
Damn people struggling to get License over there?
New Zealand: “we have an epidemic, no one can pass the driving test!
Person who can’t pass driving test: “How about you just get rid of the driving test?
New Zealand: “Oh, shit why didn’t I think of that.”
- Comment on Big small doesn't want you to know that 2 weeks ago:
Stuff is just stuff. We all leave this world without any of it.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
I mean how many people are fleeing America to other countries for asylum(Haiti, China, North Korea, Columbia, etc) ? How many Americans are being bombed daily(Gaza, Ukraine)? How many Americans are being killed because they are in the wrong Tribe(Africa)? How many Americans are arrested for social media post(UK)? How many Americans are getting sick because of no sanitation standards (India)?
- Comment on It's Wednesday! 2 weeks ago:
Question is who is Nes and how are they getting married every week?
- Comment on Thinking for yourself 2 weeks ago:
Unfortunately, you are the sheep and everyone around you are the wolf in sheep clothing.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 2 weeks ago:
Mother of the person who painted this picture. “I told you stop painting that filth! You will go to bed tonight without wooly mammoth burgers!”
Father enters cave high fives son and compliments painting.
- Comment on Gotta Smash 2 weeks ago:
Weirdly enough that is how Trump was made.
- Comment on Me, whenever I see AI slop on my shitposts (original content I suppose) 2 weeks ago:
FYI. The increased energy use from social media contributes to a significant global carbon footprint, measured in terms of greenhouse gas emissions.
- Comment on Can you share 2 weeks ago:
Get a tattoo before exam on your but that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.
- Comment on Im here to bring facts this sunday 3 weeks ago:
Well now you tell me! Thanks stranger! Wait a minute are we suppose to eat the bones when we eat chicken?
- Comment on Im here to bring facts this sunday 3 weeks ago:
I would call them speed bumps for people with bowel issues. Or I have colon cancer. Either way just another day.
- Comment on AI was a common theme at Gamescom 2025, and while some indie teams say it's invaluable, it remains an ethical nightmare 3 weeks ago:
💯%. No doubt advancements don’t stop because people are upset about it.
- Comment on And they even get a seizure when you take their ipads away 3 weeks ago:
Parents use to say leave your toys at home. I guess parents need the virtual babysitter with them at all times.
