I had 2 sinus surgeries. Let me tell you how that went. Doctor yeah no big deal just couple of adjustments. The day of surgery. Ok so here is a trash can for all the blood. I am going to give you 4 shots inside your nose. Now bend over trash can and let blood drain. Bend over and a waterfall of blood. After about 5-10 mins. He comes in and takes a metal chisel and starts adjusting my nose. I could hear the crunching sound and feel the pressure. Then he cuts some pieces out of my nose. About 2 months later it was back to prior surgery status. Next surgery was an inflatable balloon inside the nose cavity. Again I expected simple procedure. Damn if It wasn’t almost a repeat except this time the balloon was being inflated in nostril and I could hear crunching sounds. Same results nose said fuck off mate went back to normal.
It's just a fancy new name for a lobotomy
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salty_chief@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
They didn’t put you under for that?? God Almighty. My septiplasty was brutal but successful so it was worth it for me. At least they had the decency to knowxi me out for it.
salty_chief@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Nope. I heard others tell me they were put under. It was a small practice. I didn’t know any better. Retro spec should have looked up surgery before agreeing to it.
stray@pawb.social 4 hours ago
Yeah, this is why I stick with breathing through my mouth. Truly horrifying.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
That’s brutal. Was this cosmetic or to breath better?
salty_chief@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Not cosmetic. In attempt to correct deviated septum.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 18 hours ago
The surgeon sneezes and you drool
fartographer@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
That doctor is one achoo away from an eyepatch
billwashere@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Was anybody else looking for Saddam Hussein for like 10 minutes?