jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I'm very Jesus-like 21 hours ago:
- Comment on I'm very Jesus-like 21 hours ago:
Ok, @SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com. Chief propagator of moth memes. 😏
But seriously, it’s a naive person who doesn’t understand that every single day, somewhere in the world, the most horrible shit you can imagine is going down at any given moment. That’s just a fact. Our job is to help when we can and deal with it when we can’t. One of the way we have or dealing with it when we can’t is through humor and there’s not a damned thing wrong with that.
- Comment on Times change, but I stay the same. 2 days ago:
High school/college grads during the great recession:
“First time?”
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 3 days ago:
My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 5 days ago:
“Well it’s not MY fault they shot some Vietnamese kid in the face and now have nightmares and a paralyzing fear of fireworks. Guess they should have thought about that before getting drafted.”
/S
- Comment on Everything happens for a reason 5 days ago:
- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 1 week ago:
“Don’t rob the poor just because you can, or exploit the needy in court. For the LORD is their defender. He will ruin anyone who ruins them.”
Proverbs 22:22-23
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on You Know What They Say: 1 week ago:
“I swear to God I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans’.”
- Comment on Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise 2 weeks ago:
The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it’s just print journalism.
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 2 weeks ago:
TIL.
- Comment on Labubu 2 weeks ago:
🎶Me, and you, and Zoboomafoo🎶
- Comment on It's a rule 2 weeks ago:
Story points.
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 3 weeks ago:
Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is “up shit creek without a paddle.” Quite literally.
- Comment on True story 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on The Power of On Site Work 3 weeks ago:
Even when I worked in an office, I would send ALL my important correspondence via email. An email provides CYA evidence. Talking to someone in person does not.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 4 weeks ago:
I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 4 weeks ago:
Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
- Comment on Every news result on duckduckgo links to MSN 4 weeks ago:
Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.
- Comment on Down with the flu 4 weeks ago:
Me: Watching Martha Stewart Living
My Mom: “Whoa. You really are bored.”
Me: “Just a little.”
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 4 weeks ago:
“If you rearrange the letters in the word ‘Santa’ it spells ‘Satan’.”
“If you play Beetles records backwards, you can hear John saying, ‘God is dead.’”
“Disney put the words ‘Gay Sex’ in a cloud in Aladdin.”
“Gay Agenda”
Nonsensical bullshit brought to you by Evangelicals.
- Comment on The city is so lively 4 weeks ago:
Paris, Texas maybe.
- Comment on Bee Aware! 4 weeks ago:
Whatcom? I’ll tell you whatcom. Bees com.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 4 weeks ago:
Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 4 weeks ago:
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 5 weeks ago:
Yes, this would technically work. Although, it would only power the hot leg the outlet is connected to which only feeds part of the house.
It’s very dangerous for a variety of reasons. Especially if you forget to shut off the mains breaker. The transformer can backfeed power down the line at line voltages, creating a shock hazard for lineman or anyone else who might have contact with the line.
- Comment on What more you want? 5 weeks ago:
Exactly.
- Comment on What more you want? 5 weeks ago:
For real. At least half the time a native app isn’t even necessary. Just offer a high quality mobile experience on your website.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
The entire Trump family only had two brain cells to rub together between the lot of them and unfortunately they both died with Ivana.
