jubilationtcornpone
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- Comment on Shuwerin 4 days ago:
Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.
- Comment on David Hyde Pierce declares he would appear in a second Frasier reboot 4 days ago:
He’s been a well known Hollywood “conservative” for a long time.
- Comment on What is this for? (Wrong answers only) 6 days ago:
I don’t want a knife anywhere near my baguette.
- Comment on bayezpz 1 week ago:
“It’s not improbable, if you believe it.”
- Comment on i... am steed 1 week ago:
- Comment on Love me a Legume Garlic BLT 1 week ago:
MAGA intensifies
- Comment on Happy Easter from the POTUS 2 weeks ago:
I’m glad someone got that.
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- Comment on God bless that flag 2 weeks ago:
Land of free!
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- Comment on Cox charges you $25 if your credit card is declined 3 weeks ago:
I’m a Cox customer only because I have no better options.
- Comment on It's a fun new game 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE 4 weeks ago:
Wow. That is one long-winded whack job.
- Comment on Peak Trump Performance 4 weeks ago:
“Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.”
- Comment on Peak Trump Performance 4 weeks ago:
Bad form and swinging at it like it’s a baseball instead of making a chip shot.
- Comment on Peak Trump Performance 4 weeks ago:
First golfer in history to finish 18 holes in 15 strokes.
- Comment on Bombing swag 4 weeks ago:
[Not] fun fact: US dropped 7.6 million tons of bombs on Vietnam. So damned close.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 4 weeks ago:
Purgatory.
- Comment on y'all know what time it is 4 weeks ago:
If I die and find myself at the pearly
gatessoup counter, only to be told, “No soup for you! You come backone yearfive hundred years!” I’m going to be pissed that the Catholics were right the whole damn time. - Comment on Calm your tits 5 weeks ago:
This reminds me of a buddy I used to have. He wore jackets exactly like this and even had two little dogs. He was a Vietnam vet and did, in fact, kill a whole bunch of people during the war. Something he never forgave himself for.
One time I asked him what that was like. He thought for a minute and said, “When you have your weapon trained on someone, for a split second you have the power of God in your hands. You get to decide if that person lives or dies. Nobody should have that kind of power.”
He was a character but a good dude overall.
- Comment on Corporate management is now too lazy to even physically go to locations now. 5 weeks ago:
Oh that’s not new. I worked for a small utility (7 locations, < 300 employees). I was based at corporate but expected to routinely make visits to the other facilities. One time the CEO happened to be at an office the same day I was. No sooner had he walked out the door when four other people stuck their heads in the office I was working into to ask, “Who was that?”
They genuinely had no idea who the guy was. Not surprising though. He was the type of executive who thought his employees did not deserve the privilege of his attention for any reason. If you wanted to talk to him, you had to basically ask for the privilege of being summoned to his office. If he didn’t like what you had to say, you would be written up.
The people who “lead” (if you can call it leading) like that have no business being in leadership positions.
- Comment on Is 33 cents a small amount of money? 1 month ago:
My tired brain read your comment as “shitpost economy” and somehow that still made sense to me.
- Comment on Fuck animal breeders that keep breeding damaged animals into a life where they will only know pain and torment. 1 month ago:
“I’ll have you know that fluffy is part Pomeranian. Can’t you tell from the constant, loud [yet deep throated] yipping?”
- Comment on Ultra Gullible 2 months ago:
“Packard Bell Desktop Computer. 240 Mhz CPU, 128 MB Ram. Comes with Windows 95 installed. The sound card alone is worth $100. MAGA. Let’s go Brandon. $1400. Will paint a custom ‘TRUMP’ logo on case for an extra $250.”
- Comment on Hell nah brah 2 months ago:
Interesting. I guess I must not talk to people on the phone a lot because I hadn’t really experienced that much before.
- Comment on Hell nah brah 2 months ago:
One of the strangest things, to me anyway, that came out of the pandemic is this habit of texting/messaging people to ask if you can call them. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong. It’s just an interesting change in communication dynamics.
It sort of makes sense for Teams, Slack, etc. where even if the person is available, they may not be prepared to receive a call for technical reasons. But a lot of people do the same thing for phone calls.
- Comment on Member when all it took to lose the confidence of the American People was too much enthusiasm? 2 months ago:
To me it seems like the DNC has kept with the strategy of pushing the candidate that they feel has the most cross-party broad appeal. Both parties used to do that to a point. Republican’s really began to pivot hard in the late 80’s-90’s.
Now we’re at the point where there the GOP has embraced a cult of personality and anyone with half a brain or any moral fiber has either abandoned or effectively been exiled from the party. If Democrats were going to secure any more of those votes, they would have already done it. The third way Democrats are DOA whether they want to accept it or not.
- Comment on The Human Condition 2 months ago:
Look at me. I’m a human. I pay taxes, I have depression.
Ha! So relatable.
I’m behind on chores.
Ok, why did you have to bring that up? I said I would get to it. Stop reminding me already!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Oof. That hits in the feels a little. I’ve told my wife that I hope she outlives me. Maybe it’s a little selfish in a way but I honestly think she could handle being alone better than I could. She’s like my center of gravity. The person who keeps me grounded. I’m not sure what I would do without her.
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 2 months ago:
I’ve had it with this stuff,” Dimon said during the town hall, according to Barron’s. “I’ve been working seven days a goddamn week since COVID, and I come in, and—where is everybody else?
Let me make sure I understand this. You’re the chief executive of the world’s largest bank. You have vast resources and an army of other executives at your disposal. What exactly is so urgent that you have to work 7 days a week and why is that anyone else’s problem?
Wall Street treats Jamie Dimon like he’s some sort of guru but it sounds to me like he’s an fucking idiot whiney baby who doesn’t manage his time wisely or recognize that he got to where he is on the backs of his employees.
- Comment on Should have been born a Limited Liability Corporation 2 months ago:
- Build an “AI” platform (by stealing work from basically everyone).
- Lie your ass off about its capabilities.
- Stage an IPO.
- Profit.
