jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Servers go Brrrrrr 1 day ago:
Whoa. A really bad month for me is 2500 kwh.
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 2 days ago:
Harmonia axyridis AKA “Asian Beetle”. Native to Southeast Asia. Artificially introduced to the US for aphid population control, which they allegedly do very well.
And that is their single redeeming quality. Other than that, they are an incredibly annoying pest. I remember being a kid, when they really started to take off in the Midwest, and having to vacuum up thousands of them out of, well, everywhere. I quickly learned that if you used a vacuum cleaner where the dirt gets drawn through the impeller, they would die instantly and that would lessen the awful smell.
We had this antique Hamilton Beach hand vacuum with a large bag on it that was perfect for the job. The distinctive “ping” sound of those little bastards getting obliterated by the cast aluminum death machine was sweet revenge.
- Comment on My Country music collection 5 days ago:
Glen Campbell, Dolly Parton.
- Comment on You Stooge! 6 days ago:
Oh. A wise guy, eh?
- Comment on Money's on Cthulhu 1 week ago:
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.
- Comment on LIFE HACK 2 weeks ago:
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
- Comment on The forest guy 2 weeks ago:
“So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”
Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”
- Comment on "Let's unpack this" 4 weeks ago:
She’s still a rookie. Mine already imploded her second marriage. Working on the third last I heard.
- Comment on Model 4 weeks ago:
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin’ world go round.
- Comment on I knew it! 4 weeks ago:
“If you want to win, you gotta win.” – Joe Buck (I think)
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 4 weeks ago:
If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $10 USD per gallon. Ouch.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 4 weeks ago:
Tony Falsetto
- Comment on Rude 5 weeks ago:
Himalayan Goose: “Honk! Honk!”
Mountain Climber on Everest:
“Get back here…”
Takes breath of oxygen
“…you son of a bitch!”
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 1 month ago:
You joke but…
- Comment on Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1! 1 month ago:
Then they squeeze out the urinal cakes to make Keystone.
- Comment on commitment 1 month ago:
Has CPA grindset vibes.
- Comment on commitment 1 month ago:
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
- Comment on On the individual's responsibility — toombs.earth 1 month ago:
This is somebody’s personal ramblings. Not really a shit post. That said, I agree with it. I recently started watching “Alone”. When you get shipped off to the wilderness, you figure out real quick how dependent you are on others. Even the toughest people out there can only survive so long on their own. Humans need each other. The very idea of a “rugged individualist” is itself a giant shit post.
- Comment on Ads used to be different 💔 1 month ago:
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 1 month ago:
That is the same expression my toddler gets when he’s filling up his diaper.
- Comment on pro tip 1 month ago:
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 months ago:
It’s a recurring joke from the show.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 months ago:
What about The Daily Show, America’s only source for news. Brought to you by gambling.
- Comment on Those hooligans of the deep? NEVER! 2 months ago:
Mutters quietly on death bed
“…Shellfish…”
- Comment on Got bad news for ya bud 2 months ago:
I used to use our states Farm Bureau Insurance for property and vehicle insurance. They were the most competitive provider around for a long time. Until about five years ago anyways. Now their premiums are a joke and they’re trying to demutualize so they can merge with an out of state competitor because they’re on the verge of financial collapse.
Too many catastrophic wind storms over a short period of time.
- Comment on i mean 2 months ago:
Understood. My experience deepthroating N64 controllers is …uh… limited.
- Comment on i mean 2 months ago:
Better have a long tongue to reach the “Z” button with.
- Comment on Praise Be 2 months ago:
"Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David."
How that story actually went…
David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.
God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”
- Comment on Start-up idea 2 months ago:
Not every old design was better but some were.
My wife absolutely refuses to give up her early 1970’s GE range. It’s impossible to get parts for it so eventually it’s going to have to be replaced. One of the actually nice features it has is is that all the push button controls are on the range hood. Don’t have to worry about them getting greasy while cooking or little kids turning the burners on.
