jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What is up with Gen Alphas love for Austin Powers? 20 hours ago:
My Teenager: “That’s gas.”
Me: “Lol. Ok Nana. What year is it? 1965?”
Teenager: “What? Nana doesn’t know what ‘gas’ means.”
Me: “You wanna bet? Ever heard of the Rolling Stones? 🎶Jumping Jack Flash. it’s a gas🎶.”
Teenager: 😧
- Comment on My (incredibly divisive) dessert choice 2 days ago:
Laughs waaaayyyy too hard at his own jokes.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 1 week ago:
I’m gonna guess you live in either Bella Vista, Holiday Island, Cherokee Village, or Hot Springs Village.
I could be wrong but if you have a rock yard in Arkansas, the odds go way up that you live in one of those four places.
- Comment on A proposal of sorts... Skink about it 1 week ago:
“I reject your offer. Now prepare to die! Wait… where did you go? Goddammit. Oh well.” --Cats (Probably)
- Comment on QUACK QUACK QUACK 1 week ago:
Apparently someone of Kenvue Inc. (owner of the Tylenol brand) forgot to pay the bribe.
Next week it will be some random product that Bayer makes that may or may not be linked to autism.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 1 week ago:
You think that’s bad? Allow me to introduce you to rock yards. I’m slowly getting rid of mine but removing several dump truck loads of gravel is hard work.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 1 week ago:
Sigh Kids… Always wear PPE. A dirty snowball to the eye is no joke.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 1 week ago:
All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.
- Comment on Not even half a year left 2 weeks ago:
You guys can afford more than two pairs of underwear??
- Comment on Good luck! 3 weeks ago:
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
- Comment on A conundrum 3 weeks ago:
Then there’s all the expenses you didn’t know about before you bought the house. If you don’t have at least some DIY skills, you get to pay people a lot of money to fix things for you.
…BTW, the county just did a reassessment on your property and your property taxes have now doubled. In exchange, you get nothing. Congratulations.
- Comment on 3 out of 4 is pretty good 3 weeks ago:
A little surprising since I’ve heard they’ve not been getting along recently.
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- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 3 weeks ago:
Absolutely. As long as the boots are made properly and the sole isn’t just glued on. I think a lot of Danner and Redwing boots are resolable.
I’ve got a pair of Danner’s that I really like.
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 3 weeks ago:
Timberland boots don’t retire. They constantly slack off at work and quit in a rage when confronted about it.
…also I’m pretty sure they were smoking crack while driving the service van
- Comment on This bacon grease 3 weeks ago:
That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.
- Comment on Porca miseria, ma perche! 3 weeks ago:
But he ate-a my canolli!
- Comment on Ia Ia! 4 weeks ago:
TBF, you should have known that can of Natty Lite in the back of the fridge was no good.
- Comment on “The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks” 4 weeks ago:
Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 5 weeks ago:
And you thought bladder stones were bad.
- Comment on A love story 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Someone came and trashed our replacement glass nursery. 1 month ago:
Lol that was not the Amazon guy. That was probably a cat that decided your planters were as good a port-a-potty as they were going to get in the moment.
- Comment on Toot toot 1 month ago:
Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You also need to know how to “vibe white”.
Does wielding an absurdly large Starbucks cup and angrily demanding to speak to the manager count?
- Comment on Help. 1 month ago:
I think the decline of organized religion and things like fraternal orders (Elks, Moose, Shriners, etc.) have probably contributed a lot to the loneliness epidemic. There are a lot of other extenuating factors but those two things were once foundational to social circles in the US.
- Comment on Bat Butts 1 month ago:
Just a bit of olive oil.
- Comment on Bat Butts 1 month ago:
Absolutely. If they’re small, you can handle them with thick leather gloves if you absolutely have to. Little brown bat’s don’t have teeth that are long or sharp enough to penetrate the leather. That won’t stop them from grabbing ahold of your finger to let you know that they are not happy.
Of course, it’s best to avoid to touching them at all if possible. Especially if they allow you to get close enough to touch them. That’s pretty unusual and can be an indicator of rabies.
This little guy (pictured) found his way into my basement, heard a spider moving in a glue trap, and managed to get stuck in said trap. He flew safely back to his buddies after we worked out our differences and he had a snack and some water.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 1 month ago:
People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.
- Comment on Bat Butts 1 month ago:
They can also bite surprisingly hard. Handling a bat with your bare hands to get a good look at its ass cheeks …or whatever other reasons you might have… Is ill advised.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 1 month ago:
