jubilationtcornpone

@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Xhitter policy just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone still on Shitter is just asking for whatever they get at this point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨make it make sense⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s not a lie, if you believe it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do zoos do with dead animals?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely easier if you can plan it in advance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do zoos do with dead animals?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What do you do if you have a horse that dies or has to be put down? You call your neighbor down the road who has an excavator and ask him to dig you a horse sized hole. Then you bury it. If you don’t, you won’t want to leave your house for at least a week.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love her or hate her, she’s spitting facts⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re a dude and you’ve never tried a prostate massage, you don’t know what you’re missing. Feels a little weird at first but then it feels really good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mythology⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  God: Go tell Joseph I did it.

  Gabriel: Yeah… It was God.

  Joseph: Oh… Uh… Well Ok then.

  Gabriel: And you’re gonna be cool about it.

  Joseph: Yep. I’m cool. It’s all good. We’re cool.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enshittification only hurts product itself, not users.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, Windows has huge, maybe even unreasonable, demands placed on it for backward compatibility due to corps not wanting to dump their 30 year old legacy software. And to Microsoft’s credit, they actually manage to do that pretty well while maintaining a reasonably stable OS. Most of the time, anyway.

  The increasing interest in using Windows as a conduit for ads and data collection is what they really chafes me and is the primary reason I’m slowly moving away from Windows.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"The American experiment endures," Biden said. "We're going to be OK."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  overstay torso

  It happens to a lot of people after their mid 20’s. Damned slow ass metabolism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨aerodynamics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need to put oversized tires, a jack, and a custom air intake on it for all my trips to Walmart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy rn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think Jon Stewart would make a great president. I also think he would probably be miserable and I would hate to do that to him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Democracy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kind of feels like our “crossing the Rubicon” moment. Except instead of an intellgent and accomplished general leading an army, we got a clown leading a circus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not worried you're worried⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have an idea! Let’s put the guy whose policies partly contributed to our current economic state back in charge of everything. He’ll definitely fix it this time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not worried you're worried⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, no. They will be hurt the same as everyone else but The Donald will just tell them that it’s the Democrats/immigrants/gay people’s/critical race theory’s fault and they will believe him because having someone else to blame for their problems is a lot easier than fixing their problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ignore the Cosplay. Trump's Record Shows He 'Does Not Give a Damn About Working-Class People'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  1. Sign tax cuts into law.

  2. Pat yourself on the back as God’s gift to the middle class.

  3. Conveniently fail to tell non-rich people that their tax cuts are going to expire until it’s time to…

  4. Blame Democrats for their impending expiration.

  5. Profit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy.ca user Is this true?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Book of Mormon is a wild ride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's a little feisty, but he looked cold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I think your little dog looks tasty. It’s literally the only reason I’m here right now.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about double barreled shotguns? Those are each going to require two fingers. I’m beginning to think the creators of this change.org petition haven’t really thought this through.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty sound reasoning here.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called an elephant gun because it’s for shooting elephants. Not because it’s the size of an elephant. There is no way a horses hoof or an elephants trunk will fit in the barrel of a gun thats less than .50 cal.

  But you know what will? A finger. You’re just going to want to shove it in their really good because those cartridges pack a punch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That cereal ain't right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Say old top, that is one fine lookin’ bowl of hot bewilderment you got there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  See?? Bunch of fucking morons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies Beware!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Find 'em, fool 'em, free 'em, and forget 'em…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Business execs just said the quiet part out loud on RTO mandates — A quarter admit forcing staff back into the office was meant to make them quit⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corporate execs these days are not exactly known for their long term thinking. Doesn’t matter if the doors are flying off your airplanes tomorrow as long as the stock price goes up today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That depends on the state but at least in my state it requires a court order for both situations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mail addressed to Mr. and Mrs. (husbands name)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Mrs. [Husbands firstname lastname]” is a pretty dated form of address. I feel like I don’t see that a lot anymore. Except in very formal situations and from people who don’t realize it’s out of style. It’s also seems to have become more acceptable to refer to all women as “Miss/Ms.” Regardless of her martial status. I sincerely doubt the address mistake was meant to be offensive.

  One thing I do find infuriating is the fact that it in numerous states in the US, it is much harder for a man to take his wife’s last name when getting married than the other way around. A woman can mail a form and a copy of her marriage license to the Social Security Administration and get the DMV to reissue her driver’s license. That’s all it takes.

  A man often has to get a court order which I think is very discriminatory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta rizz up Beelzebub⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Quietpocalypse”

  Some office workers secretly ignoring Armageddon, merely pretending to scream in terror

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get the hell out of my office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone’s about to get Litt up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GRIZZLODILE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “He only has a brain the size of a walnut.”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vintage⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You get involved in a land war in Asia too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horrors We've Unleashed⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would not want to see things like this done to the overwhelming majority of living things. But mosquitoes, I say let them starve.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's just lucky I guess⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks like more like an Asian Beetle than a typical Lady Bug. Those bastards will crawl into any crack or crevice they can squeeze themselves into to find a place to over-winter. They’re annoying, they smell like gross musty shit, and they will bite you given the opportunity.

  So while this is the first time I’ve seen one in someone’s colon, I’m not completely shocked either. In fact, it’s kind of “on brand”.