jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Good luck! 6 days ago:
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
- Comment on A conundrum 6 days ago:
Then there’s all the expenses you didn’t know about before you bought the house. If you don’t have at least some DIY skills, you get to pay people a lot of money to fix things for you.
…BTW, the county just did a reassessment on your property and your property taxes have now doubled. In exchange, you get nothing. Congratulations.
- Comment on 3 out of 4 is pretty good 6 days ago:
A little surprising since I’ve heard they’ve not been getting along recently.
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 6 days ago:
Absolutely. As long as the boots are made properly and the sole isn’t just glued on. I think a lot of Danner and Redwing boots are resolable.
I’ve got a pair of Danner’s that I really like.
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 6 days ago:
Timberland boots don’t retire. They constantly slack off at work and quit in a rage when confronted about it.
…also I’m pretty sure they were smoking crack while driving the service van
- Comment on This bacon grease 1 week ago:
That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.
- Comment on Porca miseria, ma perche! 1 week ago:
But he ate-a my canolli!
- Comment on Ia Ia! 1 week ago:
TBF, you should have known that can of Natty Lite in the back of the fridge was no good.
- Comment on “The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks” 1 week ago:
Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 2 weeks ago:
And you thought bladder stones were bad.
- Comment on A love story 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Someone came and trashed our replacement glass nursery. 4 weeks ago:
Lol that was not the Amazon guy. That was probably a cat that decided your planters were as good a port-a-potty as they were going to get in the moment.
- Comment on Toot toot 4 weeks ago:
Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
You also need to know how to “vibe white”.
Does wielding an absurdly large Starbucks cup and angrily demanding to speak to the manager count?
- Comment on Help. 4 weeks ago:
I think the decline of organized religion and things like fraternal orders (Elks, Moose, Shriners, etc.) have probably contributed a lot to the loneliness epidemic. There are a lot of other extenuating factors but those two things were once foundational to social circles in the US.
- Comment on Bat Butts 4 weeks ago:
Just a bit of olive oil.
- Comment on Bat Butts 4 weeks ago:
Absolutely. If they’re small, you can handle them with thick leather gloves if you absolutely have to. Little brown bat’s don’t have teeth that are long or sharp enough to penetrate the leather. That won’t stop them from grabbing ahold of your finger to let you know that they are not happy.
Of course, it’s best to avoid to touching them at all if possible. Especially if they allow you to get close enough to touch them. That’s pretty unusual and can be an indicator of rabies.
This little guy (pictured) found his way into my basement, heard a spider moving in a glue trap, and managed to get stuck in said trap. He flew safely back to his buddies after we worked out our differences and he had a snack and some water.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 4 weeks ago:
People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.
- Comment on Bat Butts 4 weeks ago:
They can also bite surprisingly hard. Handling a bat with your bare hands to get a good look at its ass cheeks …or whatever other reasons you might have… Is ill advised.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 5 weeks ago:
Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 22 comments
- Comment on Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring 1 month ago:
People censoring sh*t like we’re all incapable of figuring out what the missing letter is.
Like, “What word is that guys? Oohh it must be one of those naughty words. I guess we’ll never know.”
- Comment on wtf is ur problem 1 month ago:
Seeing “Sue” the tyrannasaur’s skeleton at the Chicago Field Museum is pretty impressive. Last time I was there, she was still in the main hall. You walk in and this thing is towering over you, making you just a little glad you didn’t exist 67 million years ago because you are a perfectly sized snack for a 12 meter long T-Rex.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 month ago:
I’ll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam’s Club because we don’t have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 month ago:
“Did you see [X] video on TikTok?”
Me: Lowers newspaper while looking somewhat confused.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 month ago:
White New Balances. Irrational obsession with turning off lights …which always left on for no apparent reason.
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 month ago:
No kidding. Even if you didn’t want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person. Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that’s without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 month ago:
Me: “I’ll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this.” Gestures at dad bod
Wife: “Oh, I’m well aware.”
Me: 😘
Wife: 😏… 🍆👉👌
