jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1! 7 hours ago:
Then they squeeze out the urinal cakes to make Keystone.
- Comment on commitment 19 hours ago:
Has CPA grindset vibes.
- Comment on commitment 19 hours ago:
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
- Comment on On the individual's responsibility — toombs.earth 3 days ago:
This is somebody’s personal ramblings. Not really a shit post. That said, I agree with it. I recently started watching “Alone”. When you get shipped off to the wilderness, you figure out real quick how dependent you are on others. Even the toughest people out there can only survive so long on their own. Humans need each other. The very idea of a “rugged individualist” is itself a giant shit post.
- Comment on Ads used to be different 💔 5 days ago:
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 1 week ago:
That is the same expression my toddler gets when he’s filling up his diaper.
- Comment on pro tip 1 week ago:
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 weeks ago:
It’s a recurring joke from the show.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 weeks ago:
What about The Daily Show, America’s only source for news. Brought to you by gambling.
- Comment on Those hooligans of the deep? NEVER! 2 weeks ago:
Mutters quietly on death bed
“…Shellfish…”
- Comment on Got bad news for ya bud 2 weeks ago:
I used to use our states Farm Bureau Insurance for property and vehicle insurance. They were the most competitive provider around for a long time. Until about five years ago anyways. Now their premiums are a joke and they’re trying to demutualize so they can merge with an out of state competitor because they’re on the verge of financial collapse.
Too many catastrophic wind storms over a short period of time.
- Comment on i mean 3 weeks ago:
Understood. My experience deepthroating N64 controllers is …uh… limited.
- Comment on i mean 3 weeks ago:
Better have a long tongue to reach the “Z” button with.
- Comment on Praise Be 3 weeks ago:
"Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David."
How that story actually went…
David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.
God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”
- Comment on Start-up idea 3 weeks ago:
Not every old design was better but some were.
My wife absolutely refuses to give up her early 1970’s GE range. It’s impossible to get parts for it so eventually it’s going to have to be replaced. One of the actually nice features it has is is that all the push button controls are on the range hood. Don’t have to worry about them getting greasy while cooking or little kids turning the burners on.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 3 weeks ago:
The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 3 weeks ago:
Back when I went to an office every day, I usually wore loafers. Easy to slip off and on under your desk without drawing lots of attention.
- Comment on President Trump: Biden was always a mean guy. How is that working out for him now? When you start feeling sorry for him, remember he is bad guy 3 weeks ago:
Says the person who feels no remorse for
killing innocent civiliansanything.FTFY
- Comment on Work smarter, not harder 3 weeks ago:
I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.
- Comment on HAWK SHARK 4 weeks ago:
I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.
- Comment on u snigle? 4 weeks ago:
“Hey good looking. Can you help me install Microsoft Office in this thing?”
Worst pickup line ever.
- Comment on This kid gets it 4 weeks ago:
There’s nothing I want more than to be a mid-level cog in the
corporatestate political machine./S
- Comment on Is it still seasonal allergies if they last all four seasons? 4 weeks ago:
You look to me like a plant that would fuck a person in the sinuses and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give them a reach around. I’ll be watching you!
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- Comment on Me too 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on It was a surprise for sure 5 weeks ago:
Mommy wants to be hurt. She specifically requested it.
- Comment on They only come out at night 5 weeks ago:
Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
“This would be a real banger if we mixed in a synthesizer and some orchestral music.” --Jeff Lynne (Probably)
He may not have actually said that but he certainly thought it and he was not wrong.
- Comment on Tips 1 month ago:
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.
- Comment on Tips 1 month ago:
You spend too much money in electricity. Have you thought about just freezing to death?
