jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Hail power! 1 day ago:
- Comment on Fuck the man. 1 week ago:
- Comment on The face of dang ‘ol killer, I tell you hwhat 1 week ago:
The many faces of Kristen Stewart
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 1 week ago:
- Comment on The open seas be the only place for Steve 2 weeks ago:
I was really disappointed when Resident Alien was cancelled. It’s a good show.
- Comment on 🫡🫡🫡 2 weeks ago:
You joke, but some gullible idiot will buy that.
I know people who get their phone service through “PureTalk” to escape the “liberals at AT&T”. I’m still not sure which is the greater irony: the fact that AT&T is an extremely conservative stick in the mud Corpo of the fact that PureTalk is an MVNO whose network is provided by – wait for it – AT&T
- Comment on Thot shit 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Just animal noises 2 weeks ago:
“Get your feet out of you brothers mouth.”
One of many phrases that I never thought I would have to say.
- Comment on I hate when people call me a "hero," but I get the inclination. 🫡 🇺🇸 2 weeks ago:
🎶Jody, Jody, Jody, Jodddyyy. I’m beggin’ of you, please don’t take my woman. Jody, Jody, Jody, Jodddyyy. Please don’t take her just because you can."
- Comment on Photoshop 3 weeks ago:
Now hold on on a minute. Are you seriously trying to tell me repeatedly prompting an AI agent with, “That person is supposed to have FIVE fingers. Not four. Not six. Five. People have FIVE fingers. What the hell is wrong with you!?” doesnt constitute “effort”??
/s
- Comment on Nobody tell him 3 weeks ago:
It should be fine. We hope.
Pretty much the COVID strategy from the first Trump administration.
- Comment on Nice tree 3 weeks ago:
🎶Do you know how Christmas trees are grown?🎶
- Comment on 6 in 10 workers say they have a toxic boss, study finds 4 weeks ago:
The average corporate environment essentially rewards anti-social behavior. The people who get promoted into “leadership” are rarely the best ones for the job.
They’re often people who ruthlessly pursue power at any cost or “yes men/women” who excel only at ass kissing. Those two types often go hand in hand and they are both highly destructive in their own ways.
Generally speaking, the corporate world is motivated only by greed and does not value good leadership. Companies with good leadership are not able to sustain severely overinflated stock prices.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Kind of sums up the mating ritual of the striped bark scorpion.
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 5 weeks ago:
I see you’ve met my inlaws.
- Comment on Servers go Brrrrrr 1 month ago:
Whoa. A really bad month for me is 2500 kwh.
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 1 month ago:
Harmonia axyridis AKA “Asian Beetle”. Native to Southeast Asia. Artificially introduced to the US for aphid population control, which they allegedly do very well.
And that is their single redeeming quality. Other than that, they are an incredibly annoying pest. I remember being a kid, when they really started to take off in the Midwest, and having to vacuum up thousands of them out of, well, everywhere. I quickly learned that if you used a vacuum cleaner where the dirt gets drawn through the impeller, they would die instantly and that would lessen the awful smell.
We had this antique Hamilton Beach hand vacuum with a large bag on it that was perfect for the job. The distinctive “ping” sound of those little bastards getting obliterated by the cast aluminum death machine was sweet revenge.
- Comment on My Country music collection 1 month ago:
Glen Campbell, Dolly Parton.
- Comment on You Stooge! 1 month ago:
Oh. A wise guy, eh?
- Comment on Money's on Cthulhu 1 month ago:
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.
- Comment on LIFE HACK 1 month ago:
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
- Comment on The forest guy 1 month ago:
“So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”
Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”
- Comment on "Let's unpack this" 2 months ago:
She’s still a rookie. Mine already imploded her second marriage. Working on the third last I heard.
- Comment on Model 2 months ago:
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin’ world go round.
- Comment on I knew it! 2 months ago:
“If you want to win, you gotta win.” – Joe Buck (I think)
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 2 months ago:
If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $10 USD per gallon. Ouch.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 2 months ago:
Tony Falsetto
- Comment on Rude 2 months ago:
Himalayan Goose: “Honk! Honk!”
Mountain Climber on Everest:
“Get back here…”
Takes breath of oxygen
“…you son of a bitch!”
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 2 months ago:
You joke but…
