jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Mid Career Marine Biology 4 days ago:
The names’s Bond. James Bond.
- Comment on Mid Career Marine Biology 4 days ago:
If there’s a “best” assassin, it only stands to reason that there’s also a “worst” assassin.
- Comment on Me irl 5 days ago:
- Comment on This is real 5 days ago:
I served on the board of a Section 8 housing authority for a number of years.
You would be amazed at the number of people who don’t understand that leases are legally binding contracts and there are actual, enforceable consequences for violating the conditions of it.
“You guys can’t evict me.”
“Uhhh, yeah, we can. It just so happens that hording 30 cats in your house and letting them soak every inch of the place with piss is a violation of the terms of your lease.”
- Comment on This is a real post from the official DHS account on X 6 days ago:
That’s them there liberal talking points from Democrat Jesus.
- Comment on When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy 1 week ago:
MAGA… “Free thinkers.” Lol.
- Comment on What is up with Gen Alphas love for Austin Powers? 1 week ago:
My Teenager: “That’s gas.”
Me: “Lol. Ok Nana. What year is it? 1965?”
Teenager: “What? Nana doesn’t know what ‘gas’ means.”
Me: “You wanna bet? Ever heard of the Rolling Stones? 🎶Jumping Jack Flash. it’s a gas🎶.”
Teenager: 😧
- Comment on My (incredibly divisive) dessert choice 1 week ago:
Laughs waaaayyyy too hard at his own jokes.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 2 weeks ago:
I’m gonna guess you live in either Bella Vista, Holiday Island, Cherokee Village, or Hot Springs Village.
I could be wrong but if you have a rock yard in Arkansas, the odds go way up that you live in one of those four places.
- Comment on A proposal of sorts... Skink about it 3 weeks ago:
“I reject your offer. Now prepare to die! Wait… where did you go? Goddammit. Oh well.” --Cats (Probably)
- Comment on QUACK QUACK QUACK 3 weeks ago:
Apparently someone of Kenvue Inc. (owner of the Tylenol brand) forgot to pay the bribe.
Next week it will be some random product that Bayer makes that may or may not be linked to autism.
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 3 weeks ago:
You think that’s bad? Allow me to introduce you to rock yards. I’m slowly getting rid of mine but removing several dump truck loads of gravel is hard work.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 3 weeks ago:
Sigh Kids… Always wear PPE. A dirty snowball to the eye is no joke.
- Comment on *A clean colon is like driving on a country road on a sunny day...* 3 weeks ago:
All we need is a toboggan, a funnel, a couple shots of fireball, safety goggles, and a positive mental attitude.
- Comment on Not even half a year left 3 weeks ago:
You guys can afford more than two pairs of underwear??
- Comment on Good luck! 5 weeks ago:
I am not even going to attempt to climb those stairs.
- Comment on A conundrum 5 weeks ago:
Then there’s all the expenses you didn’t know about before you bought the house. If you don’t have at least some DIY skills, you get to pay people a lot of money to fix things for you.
…BTW, the county just did a reassessment on your property and your property taxes have now doubled. In exchange, you get nothing. Congratulations.
- Comment on 3 out of 4 is pretty good 5 weeks ago:
A little surprising since I’ve heard they’ve not been getting along recently.
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- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 5 weeks ago:
Absolutely. As long as the boots are made properly and the sole isn’t just glued on. I think a lot of Danner and Redwing boots are resolable.
I’ve got a pair of Danner’s that I really like.
- Comment on Someone else will retire me when the time comes. 5 weeks ago:
Timberland boots don’t retire. They constantly slack off at work and quit in a rage when confronted about it.
…also I’m pretty sure they were smoking crack while driving the service van
- Comment on This bacon grease 5 weeks ago:
That goes in the grease jar in the fridge to make gravy later.
- Comment on Porca miseria, ma perche! 5 weeks ago:
But he ate-a my canolli!
- Comment on Ia Ia! 1 month ago:
TBF, you should have known that can of Natty Lite in the back of the fridge was no good.
- Comment on “The Bark Defense: A 99.999% Successful Method for Keeping Emily Safe from Strangers and Garbage Trucks” 1 month ago:
Definitely not. His bark is pathetic like a silly little Pomeranian.
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 1 month ago:
And you thought bladder stones were bad.
- Comment on A love story 1 month ago:
- Comment on Someone came and trashed our replacement glass nursery. 1 month ago:
Lol that was not the Amazon guy. That was probably a cat that decided your planters were as good a port-a-potty as they were going to get in the moment.
- Comment on Toot toot 1 month ago:
Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You also need to know how to “vibe white”.
Does wielding an absurdly large Starbucks cup and angrily demanding to speak to the manager count?