jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on You Know What They Say: 21 hours ago:
“I swear to God I’m gonna pistol whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans’.”
- Comment on Eating shit is for alphas, am I rite guise 6 days ago:
The Onion used to publish satire. Nows it’s just print journalism.
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 1 week ago:
TIL.
- Comment on Labubu 1 week ago:
🎶Me, and you, and Zoboomafoo🎶
- Comment on It's a rule 1 week ago:
Story points.
- Comment on His last pickup rolled over. 1 week ago:
Anyone trying to drive a Tacoma in water that deep is “up shit creek without a paddle.” Quite literally.
- Comment on True story 1 week ago:
- Comment on The Power of On Site Work 2 weeks ago:
Even when I worked in an office, I would send ALL my important correspondence via email. An email provides CYA evidence. Talking to someone in person does not.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 2 weeks ago:
I actually enjoy a good cigar every once in a great while. I do not like smelling like smoke so I either go outside or to the “smoke shack” in my basement which has a fan that sucks all the smoke outside.
- Comment on The solution to many problems 2 weeks ago:
Ah yes. The Maple Doctrine.
- Comment on Every news result on duckduckgo links to MSN 2 weeks ago:
Duck Duck Go uses Bing so that tracks.
- Comment on Down with the flu 2 weeks ago:
Me: Watching Martha Stewart Living
My Mom: “Whoa. You really are bored.”
Me: “Just a little.”
- Comment on Its that time of year again. 2 weeks ago:
“If you rearrange the letters in the word ‘Santa’ it spells ‘Satan’.”
“If you play Beetles records backwards, you can hear John saying, ‘God is dead.’”
“Disney put the words ‘Gay Sex’ in a cloud in Aladdin.”
“Gay Agenda”
Nonsensical bullshit brought to you by Evangelicals.
- Comment on The city is so lively 2 weeks ago:
Paris, Texas maybe.
- Comment on Bee Aware! 2 weeks ago:
Whatcom? I’ll tell you whatcom. Bees com.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 2 weeks ago:
Well that definitely makes it less …uh… cute.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 2 weeks ago:
I taught my toddler to scan her mom (my wife) and say “look, I found a stud!”
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 3 weeks ago:
Yes, this would technically work. Although, it would only power the hot leg the outlet is connected to which only feeds part of the house.
It’s very dangerous for a variety of reasons. Especially if you forget to shut off the mains breaker. The transformer can backfeed power down the line at line voltages, creating a shock hazard for lineman or anyone else who might have contact with the line.
- Comment on What more you want? 3 weeks ago:
Exactly.
- Comment on What more you want? 3 weeks ago:
For real. At least half the time a native app isn’t even necessary. Just offer a high quality mobile experience on your website.
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- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
The entire Trump family only had two brain cells to rub together between the lot of them and unfortunately they both died with Ivana.
- Comment on Shrimpposters begone! 4 weeks ago:
Side note, citizen cane is awful. I don’t care that it’s said to be top cinema. I hate that boring waste of 3hrs.
Boooooo.
- Comment on And sir cumference, the sphere 4 weeks ago:
- Brave Sir Robin ran away (bravely).
- Comment on Gave him an offer, then took it away. Thanks PayPal. 4 weeks ago:
I’m sorry, but if a prospective employer is asking me to do seven rounds of interviews, I’m going to take that as a giant red flag that they a.) don’t respect me or my time and b.) are woefully incompetent at every other aspect of their business.
- Comment on Good times were had 5 weeks ago:
My childhood did suck. If you offered me $1M to go back and relive it, I wouldn’t do it.
That said, it’s pretty common for people to feel like their younger years were the “best years of their life.” Some of that comes from being ignorant of or not having to deal with adult level problems. Some of it from just how the human brain stores long term memories; by creating a lot of shortcuts and glossing over details.
One thing I’ve learned is that life is hard. But being hard doesn’t also mean that it can’t be good.
- Comment on Shuwerin 1 month ago:
Best case scenario you regain your balance but throw your back out in the process.
- Comment on David Hyde Pierce declares he would appear in a second Frasier reboot 1 month ago:
He’s been a well known Hollywood “conservative” for a long time.
- Comment on What is this for? (Wrong answers only) 1 month ago:
I don’t want a knife anywhere near my baguette.
- Comment on bayezpz 1 month ago:
“It’s not improbable, if you believe it.”
