jubilationtcornpone

@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Let's unpack this"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s still a rookie. Mine already imploded her second marriage. Working on the third last I heard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Model⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin’ world go round.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “If you want to win, you gotta win.” – Joe Buck (I think)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta Philip soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $10 USD per gallon. Ouch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The worst Italian mobster names you can think of⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tony Falsetto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rude⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Himalayan Goose: “Honk! Honk!”

  Mountain Climber on Everest:

  “Get back here…”

  Takes breath of oxygen

  “…you son of a bitch!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These RAM prices are out of hand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You joke but…

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then they squeeze out the urinal cakes to make Keystone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨commitment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Has CPA grindset vibes.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨commitment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On the individual's responsibility — toombs.earth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is somebody’s personal ramblings. Not really a shit post. That said, I agree with it. I recently started watching “Alone”. When you get shipped off to the wilderness, you figure out real quick how dependent you are on others. Even the toughest people out there can only survive so long on their own. Humans need each other. The very idea of a “rugged individualist” is itself a giant shit post.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ads used to be different 💔⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is the same expression my toddler gets when he’s filling up his diaper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pro tip⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a recurring joke from the show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America's Premiere News Source⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about The Daily Show, America’s only source for news. Brought to you by gambling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those hooligans of the deep? NEVER!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mutters quietly on death bed

  “…Shellfish…”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got bad news for ya bud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to use our states Farm Bureau Insurance for property and vehicle insurance. They were the most competitive provider around for a long time. Until about five years ago anyways. Now their premiums are a joke and they’re trying to demutualize so they can merge with an out of state competitor because they’re on the verge of financial collapse.

  Too many catastrophic wind storms over a short period of time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i mean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Understood. My experience deepthroating N64 controllers is …uh… limited.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i mean⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Better have a long tongue to reach the “Z” button with.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Praise Be⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "Well God can use ‘imperfect people’. Just look at King David."

  How that story actually went…

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  David: Has an affair with Bathsheba and has her husband assassinated.

  God: “Listen here you little shit. I gave you everything you could ever want and you decided that wasn’t enough. I’m feeling merciful so I won’t kill you like you killed Uriah. Instead, you can spend the rest of your miserable life suffering the consequences of your evil deeds.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Start-up idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not every old design was better but some were.

  My wife absolutely refuses to give up her early 1970’s GE range. It’s impossible to get parts for it so eventually it’s going to have to be replaced. One of the actually nice features it has is is that all the push button controls are on the range hood. Don’t have to worry about them getting greasy while cooking or little kids turning the burners on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this thing work? (wrong answers only)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The stove is hot so the fan is just trying to cool itself down. Duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man posts his incorrect opinion online⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when I went to an office every day, I usually wore loafers. Easy to slip off and on under your desk without drawing lots of attention.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump: Biden was always a mean guy. How is that working out for him now? When you start feeling sorry for him, remember he is bad guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Says the person who feels no remorse for killing innocent civilians anything.

  FTFY

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you left that short stint at WorldCom off your resume.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HAWK SHARK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I use Tom’s of Maine because I’m allergic to HAWK SHARK deodorant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨u snigle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Hey good looking. Can you help me install Microsoft Office in this thing?”

  Worst pickup line ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This kid gets it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing I want more than to be a mid-level cog in the corporate state political machine.

  /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it still seasonal allergies if they last all four seasons?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You look to me like a plant that would fuck a person in the sinuses and not even have the goddamned common courtesy to give them a reach around. I’ll be watching you!