jubilationtcornpone
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- Comment on Member when all it took to lose the confidence of the American People was too much enthusiasm? 1 day ago:
To me it seems like the DNC has kept with the strategy of pushing the candidate that they feel has the most cross-party broad appeal. Both parties used to do that to a point. Republican’s really began to pivot hard in the late 80’s-90’s.
Now we’re at the point where there the GOP has embraced a cult of personality and anyone with half a brain or any moral fiber has either abandoned or effectively been exiled from the party. If Democrats were going to secure any more of those votes, they would have already done it. The third way Democrats are DOA whether they want to accept it or not.
- Comment on The Human Condition 5 days ago:
Look at me. I’m a human. I pay taxes, I have depression.
Ha! So relatable.
I’m behind on chores.
Ok, why did you have to bring that up? I said I would get to it. Stop reminding me already!
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Oof. That hits in the feels a little. I’ve told my wife that I hope she outlives me. Maybe it’s a little selfish in a way but I honestly think she could handle being alone better than I could. She’s like my center of gravity. The person who keeps me grounded. I’m not sure what I would do without her.
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 1 week ago:
I’ve had it with this stuff,” Dimon said during the town hall, according to Barron’s. “I’ve been working seven days a goddamn week since COVID, and I come in, and—where is everybody else?
Let me make sure I understand this. You’re the chief executive of the world’s largest bank. You have vast resources and an army of other executives at your disposal. What exactly is so urgent that you have to work 7 days a week and why is that anyone else’s problem?
Wall Street treats Jamie Dimon like he’s some sort of guru but it sounds to me like he’s an fucking idiot whiney baby who doesn’t manage his time wisely or recognize that he got to where he is on the backs of his employees.
- Comment on Should have been born a Limited Liability Corporation 1 week ago:
- Build an “AI” platform (by stealing work from basically everyone).
- Lie your ass off about its capabilities.
- Stage an IPO.
- Profit.
- Comment on Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop 1 week ago:
Life has transformed into a Monty Python sketch.
- Comment on Infuriating update to the broken lift plea. Signatures were added two days ago. And now someone has added a note. 1 week ago:
That’s what I got as well. I had so many questions.
- Comment on Spicy Candy 1 week ago:
It’s fiberglass. I expect it to go everywhere.
- Comment on Spicy Candy 1 week ago:
My colon itches.
- Comment on Back by popular demand: 2 weeks ago:
Top heavy. Constantly has front end alignment issues. “Flintstone” style brakes. Zero safety features.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Back at a time when I naively worked 80+ hours every week, I had a doctor lecture me about slowing down saying, “if you want to have a heart attack at 50, keep doing what you’re doing.”
Naturally, I ignored that advice. What made me stop was the realization that my employer did not care about all the nights and weekends that I gave up for them. It was totally meaningless to them. Just as meaningless as OP’s nights and weekends are to their boss.
- Comment on I got a big head start early in life in not giving a shit about what other people thought. 2 weeks ago:
She said she made Instagram, tiktok accounts and whatever for all of them as soon as possible so they have the “good” usernames and it’s their birthday present when they turn 12.
Geez. No better birthday present than an impending mental health crisis. My wife and I watched, with regret, what early access to smart phones and social media did to our oldest and decided that her younger siblings can buy their own smart phones when they’re adults. Not going to repeat that mistake.
- Comment on Eat that ramen 2 weeks ago:
Well at least you get to retire eventually.
Lol. JK. You’re going to be a wage slave until you die, probably during the climate change induced famine.
- Comment on I got a big head start early in life in not giving a shit about what other people thought. 2 weeks ago:
“He LeFt My SnAp UnOpEnEd.” “DiD yOu SeE tHaT TiKtOk ViDeO?”
Words only uttered by a bunch of losers.
/s
- Comment on Sinners!!! 2 weeks ago:
“If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves and the Trigonometry is not in us.”
- Comment on To whomever invented LED bus advertisements: I despise you. 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on I get dumped on at work all the time. The least I can do is return the favor. 2 weeks ago:
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
The cornerstone of any good relationship is honesty. Without that, everything else is sitting on a bad foundation.
Your little bro is in for a bad time but some people just have to learn the hard way.
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- Comment on Finish your reds or you don’t get your camel crush for dessert. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Meme gift (and note in thread) 3 weeks ago:
That movie is gold. The themes are kinda heavy and much more than relatable to adults. The air-conditioner meltdown and the toasters clown/bathtub nightmare scene always freaked me out but I still watched it over and over when I was a kid.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Our oldest, who is almost 17, calls me by my first name. Although I have heard her refer to me as “dad” when she thinks I’m not in earshot. When I adopted her, I promised she would never have to call me “dad” unless she wanted to.
We’ve since turned it into a running joke where when anyone asks why she calls me by my first name, she’ll tell them she did something so bad that she was never allowed to call me dad again as punishment.
- Comment on Gimme some evidence that anyone at all in the government is pushing back on Trump with any effectiveness at all. Someone throw me a bone here. 😬 3 weeks ago:
31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.
34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’
37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’
40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’
46 “Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”
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The Gospel According to MatthewLiberal Talking Points - Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
What kind of dad doesn’t want to be called “dad”? That’s a title of the highest honor. Anyone can call me “sir”. There are only three people in the world who call me “dad.”
- Comment on Guess I'll starve 4 weeks ago:
“Are you using the app today?”
“No.”
- Comment on Saviour 4 weeks ago:
No, no. I believe what he said was “Muslin Ban”.
- Comment on BRB, need more cheese 4 weeks ago:
Velveeta: Bringing Washington style gridlock to your colon.
- Comment on U.S. Employee engagement sinks to 10-year low 5 weeks ago:
Employers: “Let’s treat our entire workforce like they’re all completely expendable and let each of them know that we would happily shove them off a cliff if it would have a positive impact on our bottom line.”
Also Employers: “Why are all our employees so disloyal and disconnected? NO oNe WaNtS tO wOrK aNyMoRe.”
- Comment on S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏ 5 weeks ago:
From what I’ve seen, nothing will make a bunch of lineman hit the deck like the sound of high voltage switchgear opening when they weren’t expecting it.
“NNNNYYYYYYAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT”
- Comment on sports are popular with sports fans follow for more 1 month ago:
My wife and I always get a kick out of it when sports commentators say things that are just stupidly obvious. I think the best one so far was “if you want to win you gotta win.”
I think that was Joe Buck during a Jets game but I’m not positive.
