jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Best Of Luck To Your Life Everyday 1 day ago:
- Comment on Lmy🛀⚡️sht 2 days ago:
I’ve seen The Brave Little Toaster and Toaster isn’t going anywhere near a bathtub willingly.
- Comment on Gotta shit the right way 2 days ago:
“Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”
- Comment on Return-to-office mandates are killing workplace trust 4 days ago:
And completely destroying moralle.The in office landscape has completely changed since pre-pandemic. I drive 40 minutes one way to a building where I either get immersed in a project in my cubical on my computer or I sit on Teams meetings. And meetings are virtual first now. Physical attendance optional. Half the time I’m on a call with someone a few cubes up from me.
Don’t get me wrong. The “virtual first” mindset is great. Most of the corporate world of finally figured out that we can schedule meetings and Outlook even has this really cool feature that allows you to send people invites to said meetings.
The problem is that there is no legitimate reason that I should have to spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of my time per year to do the exact same shit I do from home but slower, less efficiently, and much less comfortably.
- Comment on NYT hiding information regarding a health related food recall behind a paywall 6 days ago:
- Comment on Pervert cancer 6 days ago:
Cancer Dog: Not even once.
- Comment on Any politician who disagrees needs to go 6 days ago:
But sadly there has never been a war on sickness…
Narrorator in future documentary: “And that is how smallpox, once irradicated from the human population, became the next major pandemic.”
- Comment on 1 week ago:
One day?
Gestures broadly at society
- Comment on The real Odyssey 1 week ago:
🎶What’s the story, Wishbone?🎶
- Comment on Someone should really develop this idea 1 week ago:
Hold up. This gives me an even better idea. What if, and this is totally hypothetical, but instead of self driving cars, we used trains to transport people?
The train could even theoretically transport a whole bunch of people at one time.
Holy shit. I think we are really on to something here.
- Comment on Pov It's 2035 2 weeks ago:
If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.
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- Comment on Vroooooom! 2 weeks ago:
Vette’s are basically just a Chevy small block with wheels and a fiberglass shell. They’re very fast and they corner extremely well with such a low center of gravity. They are a pain in the ass to maintain though.
- Comment on Eric Metaxas denounces air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like someone is gunning for a Herman Cain Award.
- Comment on Refer to the chart 2 weeks ago:
I would pay good money to see this film.
- Comment on Can the state minimum wage be changed by a ballot initiative? 2 weeks ago:
Depends on the state. The last minimum wage increase in Arkansas (my state) was implemented by ballot initiative. Naturally, the Republican controlled legislature began immediately having a collective seziure and scheming harder than ever to hamstring the ballot initiative process.
Always baffles me that people vote for initiatives while voting for politicians that vehemently oppose those initiatives on the same ballot.
- Comment on Valid point 3 weeks ago:
Checking out at the liquor store
Cashier: “Can I see your ID?”
Me: “Awww. I hardly ever get ‘carded’ anymore. It feels kind of nice.”
Starts to pull out wallet
Cashier: “Oh, nevermind. You’re good.”
Me: “…Listen here you little shit. You started this whole thing. Now I’m going to show you my ID anyways and you’re going to act surprised like ‘OMG! I could have sworn he was 22! I didn’t even notice his bald spot.’”.
- Comment on Sound of silence 5 weeks ago:
Well, Budweiser and Busch are both owned by AB InBev. But I guess that’s that level of awareness one can expect from bigots.
- Comment on Sound of silence 5 weeks ago:
Chugs can of Bud Light. Tosses can in water.
- Comment on "Linux? Those guys who like to talk about themselves?" 5 weeks ago:
The average Linux evangelist on Lemmy vastly overestimates the tech-saviness of the average person.
- Comment on 10 Careers Once Considered Stable Are Now Seeing Major Layoffs (Latest Data) 1 month ago:
Construction, manufacturing, and other related industries are already experiencing rapidly slowing demand. Tarrifs and the Iran war made a huge dent there. As soon as the “big shot” investors finally realize that they’re going to get nothing more from the AI craze, they’re going to bail and the collapse will be fast and furious.
- Comment on 10 Careers Once Considered Stable Are Now Seeing Major Layoffs (Latest Data) 1 month ago:
healthcare
Lots of rural healthcare systems in the US have been circling the drain for years at this point so YMMV.
- Comment on Buzz off 1 month ago:
I once cut down a dead tree, not knowing that it contained a bees nest. They chased me until I jumped into a nearby creek. That was not fun.
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 month ago:
“Nobody wants to work anymore” == “I pay so shitty wages that no one can even afford to come work for me.”
- Comment on Why exactly are nursing aids paid so poorly? 1 month ago:
I’ve served on the board of non-profit daycares and I [vaguely] know at least one person who actually owns a for profit daycare.
Only a complete idiot would think they were going to make any money on a daycare. The overhead is nuts – even when paying really shitty compensation – and the competition is relentless.
- Comment on poverty is a choice 1 month ago:
If you’re having fun at your job, you’ll never work a day in your life.
- Comment on Hail power! 1 month ago:
- Comment on Fuck the man. 2 months ago:
- Comment on The face of dang ‘ol killer, I tell you hwhat 2 months ago:
The many faces of Kristen Stewart
- Comment on Aussies are a strange beautiful people with ways that are alien to me... 2 months ago:
