jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 2 days ago:
And you thought bladder stones were bad.
- Comment on A love story 4 days ago:
- Comment on Someone came and trashed our replacement glass nursery. 2 weeks ago:
Lol that was not the Amazon guy. That was probably a cat that decided your planters were as good a port-a-potty as they were going to get in the moment.
- Comment on Toot toot 2 weeks ago:
Your neighbors would probably prefer that you didgeridon’t.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You also need to know how to “vibe white”.
Does wielding an absurdly large Starbucks cup and angrily demanding to speak to the manager count?
- Comment on Help. 2 weeks ago:
I think the decline of organized religion and things like fraternal orders (Elks, Moose, Shriners, etc.) have probably contributed a lot to the loneliness epidemic. There are a lot of other extenuating factors but those two things were once foundational to social circles in the US.
- Comment on Bat Butts 2 weeks ago:
Just a bit of olive oil.
- Comment on Bat Butts 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely. If they’re small, you can handle them with thick leather gloves if you absolutely have to. Little brown bat’s don’t have teeth that are long or sharp enough to penetrate the leather. That won’t stop them from grabbing ahold of your finger to let you know that they are not happy.
Of course, it’s best to avoid to touching them at all if possible. Especially if they allow you to get close enough to touch them. That’s pretty unusual and can be an indicator of rabies.
This little guy (pictured) found his way into my basement, heard a spider moving in a glue trap, and managed to get stuck in said trap. He flew safely back to his buddies after we worked out our differences and he had a snack and some water.
- Comment on MD = oMega Dumbass 2 weeks ago:
People with hip replacements can walk again for years afterwards. This is not normal.
- Comment on Bat Butts 2 weeks ago:
They can also bite surprisingly hard. Handling a bat with your bare hands to get a good look at its ass cheeks …or whatever other reasons you might have… Is ill advised.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 3 weeks ago:
Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.
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- Comment on Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring 4 weeks ago:
People censoring sh*t like we’re all incapable of figuring out what the missing letter is.
Like, “What word is that guys? Oohh it must be one of those naughty words. I guess we’ll never know.”
- Comment on wtf is ur problem 4 weeks ago:
Seeing “Sue” the tyrannasaur’s skeleton at the Chicago Field Museum is pretty impressive. Last time I was there, she was still in the main hall. You walk in and this thing is towering over you, making you just a little glad you didn’t exist 67 million years ago because you are a perfectly sized snack for a 12 meter long T-Rex.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
I’ll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam’s Club because we don’t have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
“Did you see [X] video on TikTok?”
Me: Lowers newspaper while looking somewhat confused.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
White New Balances. Irrational obsession with turning off lights …which always left on for no apparent reason.
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 4 weeks ago:
No kidding. Even if you didn’t want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person. Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that’s without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.
- Comment on She's a keeper 4 weeks ago:
Me: “I’ll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this.” Gestures at dad bod
Wife: “Oh, I’m well aware.”
Me: 😘
Wife: 😏… 🍆👉👌
- Comment on Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule 5 weeks ago:
I usually have negative productivity after a solid 8 hours of coding because the number of mistakes and poorly thought out design decisions increases dramatically, just from sheer exhaustion.
Even if I have a good idea at 9:00 PM, I let it ride until the next day because I know it’s going to be implemented so poorly that I’ll have to rewrite it and I would rather just do it once.
Not to mention, the value in software engineers is in the quality of solutions they can derive, not the lines of code they can produce. I almost always solve the most challenging problems when I’m doing something besides staring at a screen. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a “light bulb moment” while sitting on the lake in a bass boat.
Even Henry Fucking Ford, who was a greedy bastard, was smart enough to realize that overworked, underpaid employees cost a lot more than ones who are treated and paid well. Anyone who expects developers to just shill code for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week is a total moron just begging for their business to implode.
- Comment on kingdom come 5 weeks ago:
TBF, if your steak is well done, you’re probably gonna need some sauce since half the flavor has been cooked out of it.
- Comment on i love orchids 5 weeks ago:
At least they do initially.
- Comment on Zuck's true form 5 weeks ago:
Mother of God.
- Comment on Horny🧠 5 weeks ago:
Me (a man):
Wakes up… “Hmmm. I really have to pee.”
My brain: “Horny! HORNY NOW!”
Me: “What?! No! Why??? Ughhh!!”
- Comment on Reflexes 1 month ago:
Horselike Reflexes: When you weigh 900 lbs (408kg) and can run at 30 mph (48 kph) but you’re still scared of your own shadow.
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 1 month ago:
You use sun block? Straight to jail.
- Comment on Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos. 1 month ago:
Lol. I knew a guy who refused to tag his car because of some sovcit bullshit reasons. He changed his mind real quick after his wife got a ticket for driving without a valid registration.
- Comment on CTO reveals new AI plan... 1 month ago:
There’s a ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it next sprint (aka never).
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 1 month ago:
Ingen went all “move fast, break things” but with genetically engineered apex predators. Pretty much worked out exactly as expected.
