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@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A good way to spend a Monday evening⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds better than sitting on Teams meetings with people who are in the same room as me all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Well the Everclear will kill off any remaining bacteria and in a few minutes, you’ll be so drunk you won’t even care that you’re eating raw hamburger. Or remember the poor decisions that led you to this moment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Min wage in most states is so sad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Some state legislatures already do stuff like this. Full time job for a few months out of the year that pays like $40k.

  The people who run for office are the people who can afford to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Next to a church in Missouri⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a certain brand of Christianity for which the current nation state of Israel is somehow magically a direct continuation of the Jewish tribes from the Old Testament and who are also somehow [now] exempt from the laws outlined therein.

  Nevermind that a significant portion of the old testament consists of either the prophets railing against Israel or God punishing Israel for doing evil shit.

  To borrow a phrase from King of the Hill, “If those Baptists could read, they’d be very upset.”

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In-between⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  September is just summer pretending it’s fall. The high here for today is 101 (38C).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Age at which People make "Stupid Mistakes" for before the Age of Internet, and after Widespread Adaption of Internet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I made many stupid mistakes and there is no evidence. The same cannot be said for kids today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me attending "AI University" at work today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We use Copilot to make memes that we share on Teams. What else are we gonna do with it? It’s useless for anything remotely productive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ya got the lanky one, and ya got the stout one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Woke Veggie Tale Leftists Won't Tell You About This One⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Bible does not posit that the earth is 6,000 years old. You’re thinking of Dispensationalists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels to be me, a 30 year old man who is pivoting to a career in IT management with a math degree and a bunch of certs, knowing that I am competing in the job market against non-degree holders⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “They did not teach us any of this in college.” – Virtually Every IT Intern I’ve Ever Met

  In fairness, “Corporate Politics 101” and “Nepotism for Dummies” aren’t actual college courses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sometimes nature is a tattle tale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a shred of casual racism in sight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how to cut aluminum pipe with hardly any comments about flock cameras⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are so many issues with this video.

  When using power tools, safety should be your number one concern.

  1. Never use an angle grinder without the blade guard installed. Is it inconvenient at times? Sure. But you know what else is inconvenient? Trying not to bleed to death or being blinded over what should have been a quick and easy job.
  2. **Always wear the proper personal protective equipment (PPE). ** That includes a heavy long sleeve shirt, gloves, safety classes, a dust mask, and a hard hat (especially when cutting poles or other materials that are vertical and have a risk of falling).
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We had a deal!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dumped T-Mobile when they decided to cancel the plan I was on and move me to a newer, better, and more expensive plan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Of Luck To Your Life Everyday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmy🛀⚡️sht⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen The Brave Little Toaster and Toaster isn’t going anywhere near a bathtub willingly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta shit the right way⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Now, I’ll just connect the toilet to the sewer line using this 4 inch vinyl exhaust hose and some duct tape. That oughta hold.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Return-to-office mandates are killing workplace trust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And completely destroying moralle.The in office landscape has completely changed since pre-pandemic. I drive 40 minutes one way to a building where I either get immersed in a project in my cubical on my computer or I sit on Teams meetings. And meetings are virtual first now. Physical attendance optional. Half the time I’m on a call with someone a few cubes up from me.

  Don’t get me wrong. The “virtual first” mindset is great. Most of the corporate world of finally figured out that we can schedule meetings and Outlook even has this really cool feature that allows you to send people invites to said meetings.

  The problem is that there is no legitimate reason that I should have to spend thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours of my time per year to do the exact same shit I do from home but slower, less efficiently, and much less comfortably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYT hiding information regarding a health related food recall behind a paywall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cancer Dog: Not even once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any politician who disagrees needs to go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But sadly there has never been a war on sickness…

  Narrorator in future documentary: “And that is how smallpox, once irradicated from the human population, became the next major pandemic.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  One day?

  Gestures broadly at society

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The real Odyssey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🎶What’s the story, Wishbone?🎶

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should really develop this idea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold up. This gives me an even better idea. What if, and this is totally hypothetical, but instead of self driving cars, we used trains to transport people?

  The train could even theoretically transport a whole bunch of people at one time.

  Holy shit. I think we are really on to something here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pov It's 2035⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vroooooom!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Vette’s are basically just a Chevy small block with wheels and a fiberglass shell. They’re very fast and they corner extremely well with such a low center of gravity. They are a pain in the ass to maintain though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eric Metaxas denounces air quality alert triggered by the Canadian wildfires⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like someone is gunning for a Herman Cain Award.