jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 4 days ago:
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 5 days ago:
Ethnic Wisconsinites who are Canadian in Spirit.
- Submitted 5 days ago to [deleted] | 22 comments
- Comment on Social media has turned to s🔲t because of all the censoring 1 week ago:
People censoring sh*t like we’re all incapable of figuring out what the missing letter is.
Like, “What word is that guys? Oohh it must be one of those naughty words. I guess we’ll never know.”
- Comment on wtf is ur problem 1 week ago:
Seeing “Sue” the tyrannasaur’s skeleton at the Chicago Field Museum is pretty impressive. Last time I was there, she was still in the main hall. You walk in and this thing is towering over you, making you just a little glad you didn’t exist 67 million years ago because you are a perfectly sized snack for a 12 meter long T-Rex.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
I’ll have you know I drive a Toyota minivan and shop at Sam’s Club because we don’t have a Costco. Much to my disappointment.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
“Did you see [X] video on TikTok?”
Me: Lowers newspaper while looking somewhat confused.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
White New Balances. Irrational obsession with turning off lights …which always left on for no apparent reason.
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 week ago:
No kidding. Even if you didn’t want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person. Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that’s without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.
- Comment on She's a keeper 1 week ago:
Me: “I’ll do my best but you know how hard it is to resist this.” Gestures at dad bod
Wife: “Oh, I’m well aware.”
Me: 😘
Wife: 😏… 🍆👉👌
- Comment on Silicon Valley AI Startups Are Embracing China’s Controversial ‘996’ Work Schedule 2 weeks ago:
I usually have negative productivity after a solid 8 hours of coding because the number of mistakes and poorly thought out design decisions increases dramatically, just from sheer exhaustion.
Even if I have a good idea at 9:00 PM, I let it ride until the next day because I know it’s going to be implemented so poorly that I’ll have to rewrite it and I would rather just do it once.
Not to mention, the value in software engineers is in the quality of solutions they can derive, not the lines of code they can produce. I almost always solve the most challenging problems when I’m doing something besides staring at a screen. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had a “light bulb moment” while sitting on the lake in a bass boat.
Even Henry Fucking Ford, who was a greedy bastard, was smart enough to realize that overworked, underpaid employees cost a lot more than ones who are treated and paid well. Anyone who expects developers to just shill code for 12 hours a day, 6 days a week is a total moron just begging for their business to implode.
- Comment on kingdom come 2 weeks ago:
TBF, if your steak is well done, you’re probably gonna need some sauce since half the flavor has been cooked out of it.
- Comment on i love orchids 2 weeks ago:
At least they do initially.
- Comment on Zuck's true form 2 weeks ago:
Mother of God.
- Comment on Horny🧠 3 weeks ago:
Me (a man):
Wakes up… “Hmmm. I really have to pee.”
My brain: “Horny! HORNY NOW!”
Me: “What?! No! Why??? Ughhh!!”
- Comment on Reflexes 3 weeks ago:
Horselike Reflexes: When you weigh 900 lbs (408kg) and can run at 30 mph (48 kph) but you’re still scared of your own shadow.
- Comment on Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier says criminal “geoengineering and weather modification activities" could have played a role in recent Texas floods 3 weeks ago:
You use sun block? Straight to jail.
- Comment on Good morning to sovcit vanifestos, and only sovcit vanifestos. 3 weeks ago:
Lol. I knew a guy who refused to tag his car because of some sovcit bullshit reasons. He changed his mind real quick after his wife got a ticket for driving without a valid registration.
- Comment on CTO reveals new AI plan... 3 weeks ago:
There’s a ticket in the backlog. We’ll get to it next sprint (aka never).
- Comment on Bring them back!!! 4 weeks ago:
Ingen went all “move fast, break things” but with genetically engineered apex predators. Pretty much worked out exactly as expected.
- Comment on Missouri governor repeals paid sick leave law approved last year by voters 4 weeks ago:
“It’s ok if you fuck me in the ass as long as you fuck the brown guys a little harder.” --Modern Republican Voters
- Comment on the field of frolickology is very vast 4 weeks ago:
I believe the technical term for that is “Keepy Uppy.”
- Comment on meal 4 weeks ago:
I can smell that from here and I don’t like it.
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know but I’ve been stockpiling canned food in my basement and I bought a portable toilet just in case.
- Comment on Lost dog 5 weeks ago:
Howls relentlessly at the moon.
- Comment on Republican Pride 5 weeks ago:
Fireworks are damned expensive. We didn’t buy any this year because I’m not about to spend $200 to shoot off five fountains.
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 5 weeks ago:
Those who say, “I love God,” and hate a brother or sister are liars, for those who do not love a brother or sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen.
1 John 4:20
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 5 weeks ago:
That is absolutely glorious.
- Submitted 5 weeks ago to [deleted] | 19 comments
- Comment on science 5 weeks ago:
Scratch the beer and the vape, add a single malt scotch, and take my money.
