jubilationtcornpone
@jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Photoshop 2 days ago:
Now hold on on a minute. Are you seriously trying to tell me repeatedly prompting an AI agent with, “That person is supposed to have FIVE fingers. Not four. Not six. Five. People have FIVE fingers. What the hell is wrong with you!?” doesnt constitute “effort”??
/s
- Comment on Nobody tell him 4 days ago:
It should be fine. We hope.
Pretty much the COVID strategy from the first Trump administration.
- Comment on Nice tree 6 days ago:
🎶Do you know how Christmas trees are grown?🎶
- Comment on 6 in 10 workers say they have a toxic boss, study finds 1 week ago:
The average corporate environment essentially rewards anti-social behavior. The people who get promoted into “leadership” are rarely the best ones for the job.
They’re often people who ruthlessly pursue power at any cost or “yes men/women” who excel only at ass kissing. Those two types often go hand in hand and they are both highly destructive in their own ways.
Generally speaking, the corporate world is motivated only by greed and does not value good leadership. Companies with good leadership are not able to sustain severely overinflated stock prices.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Kind of sums up the mating ritual of the striped bark scorpion.
- Comment on Deal with it, Libby. 2 weeks ago:
I see you’ve met my inlaws.
- Comment on Servers go Brrrrrr 3 weeks ago:
Whoa. A really bad month for me is 2500 kwh.
- Comment on Thanks for coming to my TED talk 3 weeks ago:
Harmonia axyridis AKA “Asian Beetle”. Native to Southeast Asia. Artificially introduced to the US for aphid population control, which they allegedly do very well.
And that is their single redeeming quality. Other than that, they are an incredibly annoying pest. I remember being a kid, when they really started to take off in the Midwest, and having to vacuum up thousands of them out of, well, everywhere. I quickly learned that if you used a vacuum cleaner where the dirt gets drawn through the impeller, they would die instantly and that would lessen the awful smell.
We had this antique Hamilton Beach hand vacuum with a large bag on it that was perfect for the job. The distinctive “ping” sound of those little bastards getting obliterated by the cast aluminum death machine was sweet revenge.
- Comment on My Country music collection 3 weeks ago:
Glen Campbell, Dolly Parton.
- Comment on You Stooge! 3 weeks ago:
Oh. A wise guy, eh?
- Comment on Money's on Cthulhu 4 weeks ago:
“Oh my God. It’s a… Giant rampaging blur!”
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
On one hand, it’s better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you wish you were alone. I learned this the hard way.
On the other hand, to have companionship is wonderful. I was almost 30 before I met the love of my life. She is a VERY quiet person. To the point where it was a little unnerving at first. One day, for some reason, she mustered the courage to ask me out on a date. I didn’t know how big a deal that was for her at the time. But I know from experience that dudes don’t get asked out often and I was impressed. That was almost 10 years ago.
She’s learned how to open up a lot more. She’s still quiet, quieter than me anyway, but she can also be a lot of fun. More importantly, she’s a good and honorable person, a good mom, and great wife. She’s my best friend and I’m grateful that I get to share my life with her.
- Comment on LIFE HACK 5 weeks ago:
You can get away with a lot on a construction job site by picking up a 2x4 and walking with purpose.
- Comment on The forest guy 5 weeks ago:
“So this is J.T. Cornpone. He has mutism.”
Me: “Well, technically it’s not mutism. That’s a physiological… Fuck. Now I have to move again.”
- Comment on "Let's unpack this" 1 month ago:
She’s still a rookie. Mine already imploded her second marriage. Working on the third last I heard.
- Comment on Model 1 month ago:
Fat vocabulary girls they make the rockin’ world go round.
- Comment on I knew it! 1 month ago:
“If you want to win, you gotta win.” – Joe Buck (I think)
- Comment on Gotta Philip soon? 1 month ago:
If my math is right, that comes out to roughly $10 USD per gallon. Ouch.
- Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 1 month ago:
Tony Falsetto
- Comment on Rude 1 month ago:
Himalayan Goose: “Honk! Honk!”
Mountain Climber on Everest:
“Get back here…”
Takes breath of oxygen
“…you son of a bitch!”
- Comment on These RAM prices are out of hand 2 months ago:
You joke but…
- Comment on Checkmate lefties!!!1!!!1! 2 months ago:
Then they squeeze out the urinal cakes to make Keystone.
- Comment on commitment 2 months ago:
Has CPA grindset vibes.
- Comment on commitment 2 months ago:
Depends on where you live. Where I’m at, single family homes are 25 pizzas per square foot.
- Comment on On the individual's responsibility — toombs.earth 2 months ago:
This is somebody’s personal ramblings. Not really a shit post. That said, I agree with it. I recently started watching “Alone”. When you get shipped off to the wilderness, you figure out real quick how dependent you are on others. Even the toughest people out there can only survive so long on their own. Humans need each other. The very idea of a “rugged individualist” is itself a giant shit post.
- Comment on Ads used to be different 💔 2 months ago:
- Comment on Life advice from the pedophile in chief himself. 2 months ago:
That is the same expression my toddler gets when he’s filling up his diaper.
- Comment on pro tip 2 months ago:
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 months ago:
It’s a recurring joke from the show.
- Comment on America's Premiere News Source 2 months ago:
What about The Daily Show, America’s only source for news. Brought to you by gambling.
