What a fantastic deal

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• manualoverride@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why do I always get the knob seat?

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  • bassomitron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s ok, the base is flared

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Excellent conversation starter:

  Where on earth did you get this?

  Is it safe to sit in?

  Are you sure?

  Wow, it’s incredibly uncomfortable, isn’t it?

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a waste. Those doors are real wood and are now ruined all cause some hit the meth pipe and got inspired

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No kidding. Even if you didn’t want them, I bet you could sell them for ~$100 each to the right person. Hell, I would buy them for that. Brand new solid core 6-panel doors run $250 at Lowes. And that’s without the knob holes or hinge mortises pre-cut.

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh no, I hope I don’t sit down and “accidentally” pop that doorknob in my asshole.

  ☺️

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The one sticking out at foot level is. You’re guaranteed to trip and end up with that thing popping into your asshole when you fall.

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• M137@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  All you need to lift this is 3 people with strong sphincter muscles.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why would you leave the handle on there? The whole thing has wild, but a bit better planning and some big cushions and it would work.

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  • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The one on the bottom right hand corner of the picture is the ankle smasher.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imagine plopping down on that and racking your sack. It’s like a church pew, but worse.

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  • Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s either that or a hinge to the back of the skull.

    They really made bad choices here.

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• shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So what happens when you show someone the door? Do they stay or do they go?

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• ABetterTomorrow@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s the couch JD Vance fucked.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Conversation starter

  Bruh, that is not the type of conversation I want to have in my living room

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What in the meth?

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• Monument@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I would buy that and turn it back into doors.

  They didn’t remove the knob’s or even round over the edges. A mediocre woodworker could get 2 doors out of that. A skilled woodworker would get 3 (with some reattachment efforts).
  I could probably get one whole door.

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• anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Which one of you animals didn’t use a coaster on Dame Judy Dench??

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  • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dame Judy Bench was right there.

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    • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah but I ran right past it because by the English grammatical rule of jorts, a bench made of doors is a dench.

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably got hit by autocorrect lol

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• blackris@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It is what? A-door-able?

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• oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Watch your knob around that knob.

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