tektite
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- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 2 weeks ago:
Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 weeks ago:
I was referencing a video of the very human robot, Dark Fuckerberg, where you can see a bottle of SBR on a shelf behind him. :)
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 weeks ago:
I concur! Sweet Baby Ray’s is superior home decor and makes a great bookend!
- Comment on Horses can't vomit. 5 weeks ago:
d’hooves
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 1 month ago:
His name is
RemmickJack O’Connell and he’s anIrish vampireEnglishman. - Comment on deez nutz save lives 2 months ago:
It could grip it by the husk!
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 2 months ago:
Not at all. They could be carried.
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 2 months ago:
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
- Comment on Protect Me Plz 4 months ago:
I got 99 dollars and it’s about to be none.
- Comment on Maybe there's seagulls, maybe they're just crazy 5 months ago:
- Comment on Enlightened 5 months ago:
Once
- Comment on Close your fuckin eyes 6 months ago:
I know someone who can’t eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.
- Comment on DM me for homemade prophecy stones 7 months ago:
That’s coprolite!
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 7 months ago:
Quesadillius
- Comment on 7 months ago:
Nice beaver!
- Comment on That'd be helpful 8 months ago:
I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.
Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 8 months ago:
A finger
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 9 months ago:
Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 9 months ago:
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
- Comment on Plant Slurs 9 months ago:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!
- Comment on is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal 10 months ago:
my theory is that most homosexuals are bi
Guessing you meant “homophobes”
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 11 months ago:
He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.
- Comment on Pope 1 year ago:
- Comment on TRUCKIN' 1 year ago:
Or just one big one
- Comment on Neutronium would like a word. 1 year ago:
And don’t you worry what they tell themselves when you’re away
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 year ago:
Maybe the marines saw him snacking on a box of crayons and they got confused, assuming he must be one of theirs?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 year ago:
Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct
Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!
Our world, obsolete!
-Fear Factory, 1998
- Comment on Emojiis are hieroglyphics 1 year ago:
ゴースト Go–TsuTo
ス is su
ツ is tsu
- Comment on Twinkle Tush 1 year ago:
