tektite
@tektite@slrpnk.net
- Comment on Happy Kirkday! 1 day ago:
Nah, we’re keeping the NBs.
- Comment on _sings loudly_ 2 days ago:
skamtebord
- Comment on Why does the Grim Reaper hold a scythe? Was he or she farming or something when they became the grim reaper? 1 week ago:
[It’s a Mr. Death or something; he’s come about the reaping??
I don’t think we need any at the moment…](m.youtube.com/watch?v=0frHw-7J4Mk)
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Home, home in the grave…
- Comment on I'm Different 4 weeks ago:
I’m not
- Comment on *Honk honk* 2 months ago:
- Comment on It's definitely an acquired taste 3 months ago:
Oh god they’re talking about some weird stuff
listens harder
- Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise. 4 months ago:
Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 months ago:
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 months ago:
I was referencing a video of the very human robot, Dark Fuckerberg, where you can see a bottle of SBR on a shelf behind him. :)
- Comment on Valid crashout 5 months ago:
I concur! Sweet Baby Ray’s is superior home decor and makes a great bookend!
- Comment on Horses can't vomit. 5 months ago:
d’hooves
- Comment on Happy 17th of March 5 months ago:
His name is
RemmickJack O’Connell and he’s anIrish vampireEnglishman. - Comment on deez nutz save lives 6 months ago:
It could grip it by the husk!
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 6 months ago:
Not at all. They could be carried.
- Comment on deez nutz save lives 6 months ago:
The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
- Comment on Protect Me Plz 8 months ago:
I got 99 dollars and it’s about to be none.
- Comment on Maybe there's seagulls, maybe they're just crazy 9 months ago:
- Comment on Enlightened 9 months ago:
Once
- Comment on Close your fuckin eyes 10 months ago:
I know someone who can’t eat goldfish crackers because they have smiley faces.
- Comment on DM me for homemade prophecy stones 11 months ago:
That’s coprolite!
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 11 months ago:
Quesadillius
- Comment on 11 months ago:
Nice beaver!
- Comment on That'd be helpful 11 months ago:
I’ve been thrifting for decades and realized a while ago that I have a totally different idea of what things cost than the average person. I went with a friend to the mall once and watched them drop $100+ on ONE sweater like it was totally normal.
Meanwhile I’m at the thrift store going, “They want 25 bucks for these jeans!? Who are they kidding!”
- Comment on Why aren't you creating more workers?? 1 year ago:
A finger
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 year ago:
Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 1 year ago:
Dame Judy Bench was right there.
- Comment on Plant Slurs 1 year ago:
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say, “Ni” at will to old ladies!
- Comment on is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal 1 year ago:
my theory is that most homosexuals are bi
Guessing you meant “homophobes”
- Comment on Anon visits a guy's house 1 year ago:
He’s probably got better things to do so you might consider helping him down.
