Comment on Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.
tektite@slrpnk.net 2 weeks agoOh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.