Horses can't vomit.

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is actually why horses did not develop a society as humanity.

  See, nowadays, the horse is superior to the human in every possible way but the intellect, but every time a horse capable of understanding what humanity does and did, they have to puke and instantly die. So basically our society has only survived this long against a horse takeover because they are physically unable to puke.

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• Sagan_Wept@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Rats can’t either. Thats why when faced with a new potential food they’ll nibble this and wait a while to see how it effects them. This how rats learn to avoid poison 💀

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  • Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And then horses are the opposite where they will just shovel the food down and let fate do the rest.

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• night_petal@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I expected Saddam.

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• WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How did the food get in??

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    One-sided portal?

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Hors

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  • tektite@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    d’hooves

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• RedSnt@feddit.dk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The style is very “Charlie the Unicorn” coded, I like it… Although I don’t know if unicorns can vomit or not, so not sure if applicable.

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  • I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We’re going to Candy Mountain!

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s the ONLY reason why there’s no horses in any Guy Fieri TV show or restaurant.

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