WhyIHateTheInternet

@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently, all YouTube Rewinds have been unlisted as of today.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably like Spotify wrapped but even dumber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signature move⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Prolly has 2 step verification now that I think about it… Someone has goooot that number. I need to make it mine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s about 2 million in my area code, I’m sure it’s working pretty well for that person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Works at most every “do you have a phone number with us?” Place in existence. Someone out there has a shitload of Walgreens points.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It was found on a bathroom wall I believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Improved Bathing Experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Access to the tub jets plumbing most likely

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peas plz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Drink a verification can to continue

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ACAB⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All cats are based

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I’m not saying what everyone thinks I am. I’m not smart enough to do it, so I’m gonna let the people op posted about do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just bitter because I never get trunk from anyone, less yet myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck yeah. As usual, USA is winning. Try to keep up Brits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He can’t it has a giant elephant dick in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but it would feel fucking great when you have a cold

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just gotta find a way to give yourself the ol stranger. Sitting on your arm until it’s numb before you jerk out.

  Maybe Botox is the solution here? It definitely provides those DSL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just going to leave that to the self-fellating elephants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy users who say that Lemmy users are smarter than Reddit users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what I said

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That can be done at least once. Maybe more, depending on preparedness and speed. Keep me updated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can inflate anything at least once

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “please stop using this system and use this one it’s better”

  -guy who hates special pleading

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Says the dude gatekeeping fucking pressure measurements…

  You’re the only one shoving it in our faces.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So are leaky tires.

  And throwing stones at people.

  Tigers, too. Probably.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit I would. Then wreck that fucker into a ditch and get me some “Enterprise Capital”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!