WhyIHateTheInternet
@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Are you pissed? 20 hours ago:
Mostly yes
- Comment on i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom 1 day ago:
You’ll be fuckmaxxing in no time brah.
- Comment on happy international womens day💜 1 day ago:
We had a junior high school office called Officer Bates. That dude hated us intensely lol.
- Comment on i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom 1 day ago:
Just get a broccoli cut and you’ll be soaking in rebound mistakes
- Comment on Are you pissed? 1 day ago:
Ok now I’m pissed, no one chases my granny with a feather! Prepare to be danced at!
- Comment on Paid for by...boobs? 1 day ago:
Could be a woman
- Comment on Are you pissed? 1 day ago:
I’m pissing
- Comment on 3.5 Stars 2 days ago:
OMG he gets me so dry!
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 days ago:
Ooh that sounds good. It is hard to find decent steaks here in Cali that aren’t outrageously priced.
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 days ago:
Let’s fucking go
- Comment on Aaaand it's gone 2 days ago:
I think it’s Patriot missiles
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 2 days ago:
It’s actually near Sacramento.
- Comment on God bless the Midwest 3 days ago:
I went to a steakhouse popular here in my area in California and they served my ribeye steak with fucking ranch all over it. I was appalled. I sent it back obviously but what the actual fuck? I learned when I moved here that they put ranch on almost everything, but fucking steak?? Ridiculous.
- Comment on Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned 6 days ago:
It’s in there somewhere, I was looking for it. Might need to check the other side.
- Comment on Pornography depicting sexual relationships between step-relatives set to be banned 6 days ago:
Did she end up getting her pipes cleaned?
- Comment on Every time, I swear 1 week ago:
She was 18au I swear
- Comment on nothing & no one is safe from this plague 1 week ago:
OMG humans are just psychedelic drugs for the ai race that have them dumb intelligence.
Terrance McKenna was right. Fuckin mushroom ape theory but with computers lol.
- Comment on nothing & no one is safe from this plague 1 week ago:
- Comment on nothing & no one is safe from this plague 1 week ago:
Because he spoke to God before he died? If that’s the joke that’s funny. I’m a bit weird trying to figure these things out sorry.
- Comment on nothing & no one is safe from this plague 1 week ago:
That’s the same old money goat blood altar they’ve been using this whole time.
- Comment on Dangerous, but worth it? 1 week ago:
I used to think that too. I was wrong.
- Comment on Name this Paper 1 week ago:
Cracker fire water
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 1 week ago:
I actually moved here from Tulsa so I know very well what you mean lol. Left Tulsa 2 years ago after 15 years. I miss the thunderstorms but literally nothing else lol.
- Comment on Also, in my state, all the drivers are the worst 1 week ago:
NorCal here. Weather here isn’t great but it’s very predictable.
- Comment on Shit, I'd pay $9 2 weeks ago:
My wife works in customer service and half the people she calls have this. I think a lot of it is people not expecting this and they end up rambling or speaking incoherently when thrown off. She always just says “this is x calling from x” and gets through fine
- Comment on Shit, I'd pay $9 2 weeks ago:
Same here
- Comment on Good riddance 2 weeks ago:
You admittedly lost your mind though
- Comment on Little Surprise 🎥 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 3 weeks ago:
All I wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi!
- Comment on Fun Facts! 3 weeks ago:
Infinitely more
