WhyIHateTheInternet
@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 6 hours ago:
Then why you asking? Cut her loose. Better yet just jerk off. Way cheaper.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 22 hours ago:
I refuse to conform to these impossible standards.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 day ago:
Then there’s no need to cut her loose. As long as op only wants his then he’s good to go. Until she finds orgasms elsewhere I suppose.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 day ago:
Oh was I not joking well enough? Oops!
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 day ago:
Nailed it
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 1 day ago:
Maybe learn foreplay, and how to generally fuck.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 1 day ago:
One is attracted to fucking children, the other is attracted to fucking all children, and everyone generally.
- Comment on MAGA, rebranded! 1 day ago:
Like those weird nasty turkeys people make
Or turdfuckins
- Comment on Every day is a blessing 2 days ago:
Just stay off the irrational shit. That will fuck you up.
- Comment on Every day is a blessing 2 days ago:
Someone has never smoked speed and it shows
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 days ago:
See. You almost died from a baseball bat.
- Comment on geological contingency plan 2 days ago:
Fun fact: you can kill most anyone or thing with a baseball bat at any time you like.
- Comment on Anon has a plan 3 days ago:
I’d be surprised if they weren’t honestly
- Comment on Anon has a plan 3 days ago:
As a result competing companies begin cutting corners and cheapifying products to reduce overhead. Congratulations on your purchase of that fancy kiawalakaloon air fryer.
- Comment on Can anyone scientists confirm? 5 days ago:
Beat me to it
- Comment on This would be terrible for my ad revenue 6 days ago:
Oh that’s nasty
- Comment on This would be terrible for my ad revenue 6 days ago:
I can’t figure out that last word fk this is b**t gr
- Comment on spongebob big guy pants okay 6 days ago:
The real scientist here asking the real questions
- Comment on Stupid sexy raft 6 days ago:
- Comment on Anon reaches their breaking point 1 week ago:
Thanks!
I think
- Comment on Anon has had enough 1 week ago:
Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.
- Comment on Anon has had enough 1 week ago:
Quit thinking of dudes when you choose your eyes.
- Comment on Anon has had enough 1 week ago:
Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?
- Comment on Anon reaches their breaking point 1 week ago:
You typed a whole lot so I didn’t read it. But I did see martial art in there few times. That combined with the length of the reply leads me to believe you are correct. Or wholly full of shit.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 week ago:
Oh damn. Same here, but different.
- Comment on Anon can't wait 1 week ago:
This is taking forever
- Comment on forbidden dots 2 weeks ago:
It can also decide what can and cannot breathe in it
- Comment on How do you beat post-work floppiness? 2 weeks ago:
The secret is simple. What you do for money isn’t what it who you are. 8 hours of work. 8 hours of sleep. (Unconscious body resting sleep) That leaves as many hours per day you spend working as you could spend doing anything you are able to facilitate. Problem is, if your 8 hours of work is debilitating to the point it owns the other 66% of your time then you need a new 9 to 5 or at least find peace with what it is you do for money.
Or you have depression. If that’s the case I feel for you, and I know you got this.
- Comment on Why do Republicans hate the poor so much? 2 weeks ago:
In my experience most poor people are their voting base who the fuck knows why
- Comment on He's on a mission 2 weeks ago:
Then share dammit!
