WhyIHateTheInternet
@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
- Comment on Noses run, feet smell 3 days ago:
Which is…?
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 3 days ago:
Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
- Comment on seven 4 days ago:
5
Had a nightmare my wife left me for some other dude.
Would never happen in a million years but it scared the shit out of me.
I have super lucid dreams most of the time with full recall and when they’re that real they tend to feel like real memories.
- Comment on Music is music 6 days ago:
Jesus Christ you weren’t joking.
- Comment on They are German, of course. 6 days ago:
Sounds good
- Comment on Andor was such a clever show 1 week ago:
Without his knee?
Literally unwatchable.
- Comment on Chocolite 1 week ago:
I can turn an orange into a chocolatey thing in less than a day. And other things too.
- Comment on How about the digestive system? 1 week ago:
Tell that to my wife
- Comment on I GOT THAT VIRUS 1 week ago:
There’s people that believe the COVID vaccine was injecting 5g microwave cups into them.
Pretty sure there’s people that believe this now.
- Comment on Try our new cheesedogs! 1 week ago:
I’ve worked in a hot dog factory when I was a teenager. It’s true.
- Comment on Boxing day nightmare 1 week ago:
Right? And most of the time their stuff is kinda junk. Can’t believe those bags were still in good condition.
- Comment on Ready set go 1 week ago:
So are many idea meat lumps
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 1 week ago:
Even better. I like it. Your mom sounds like a smart woman.
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 1 week ago:
Haven’t heard that one before lol
Reminds me of the classic “if I wanted my own comeback I’d get it from your mom”
- Comment on asklemmy comments be like 1 week ago:
🧅
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 2 weeks ago:
I’ll be your long distance father! Everyone needs a good dad in their life. My dad was not one of the good ones. That’s why I try so hard to be a great dad to my girl.
Seriously though, I’m always here if you need some fatherly convos
- Comment on The season of giving 2 weeks ago:
She looks a lot like the character overall to me
- Comment on Someone has a LOT of dusty computers 2 weeks ago:
They sang, drooling and laying in a puddle of their own piss.
- Comment on Apparently, all YouTube Rewinds have been unlisted as of today. 4 weeks ago:
Probably like Spotify wrapped but even dumber.
- Comment on Signature move 4 weeks ago:
You can’t un-Zimbabwe swamp cannon the Zimbabwe swamp cannon unfortunately.
- Comment on Signature move 4 weeks ago:
You surrendered all consent when you clicked it.
- Comment on Signature move 4 weeks ago:
This is one of those things that sounds just true enough to get away with beginning a fact that I read somewhere one time.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 4 weeks ago:
Prolly has 2 step verification now that I think about it… Someone has goooot that number. I need to make it mine.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 4 weeks ago:
There’s about 2 million in my area code, I’m sure it’s working pretty well for that person.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 4 weeks ago:
Works at most every “do you have a phone number with us?” Place in existence. Someone out there has a shitload of Walgreens points.
- Comment on Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job 4 weeks ago:
It was found on a bathroom wall I believe.
- Comment on Improved Bathing Experience 4 weeks ago:
Access to the tub jets plumbing most likely
- Comment on Peas plz 4 weeks ago:
Gross
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 5 weeks ago:
Drink a verification can to continue
- Comment on ACAB 5 weeks ago:
All cats are based