WhyIHateTheInternet

@WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The golden arches standard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m outta my depth⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry Donny, these men are cowards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m outta my depth⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m half expecting the aliens to come down and be like “you’ve just been Punk’d!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eep⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell your friend to just be who they are and not worry what people think and those left hanging around are the people who love them and not the person they try to be. Which is way more fulfilling and less exhausting than trying to be the person others want them to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Deftones shirt and the rage shirt gave it away. The kid wearing rage was obviously a poser and ended up in sales. I’m not sure what the shirt in the middle is but you can just tell on his face he’s gonna get busted doing some dumb shit. Your point makes sense as well, Deftones fit that style for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100% kid in the middle is in jail. Sales on the left, accounting on the right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't have to use gyroelongation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also mushrooms

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Things used to be simpler⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whatever, just give me booger sugar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yeet⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Call of the void

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's dad is a tailor⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For real tho and hetero

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mama!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🤞

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has his special day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the best copy pasta I’ve ever seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit you might be right

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same sh!t different hat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this somehow end up high on my feed because of the massive downvotes rather than the upvotes? This is trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to spend eternity...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Last one sounds like the grinding by Matt Dinniman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never actively tried to solve one. I’ve done it a couple of times but it’s just from blind fidgeting. I actually broke my first one from use. Actually not true, my first one ever I took apart at 11 years old to see how it worked. Didn’t disappoint.

  I spent some time in Budapest years ago and bought a sweet ass rubics box or whatever. Locals said dude that invented it was from there? Some dude on the street was making them and back then my American money made me nearly wealthy by exchange so I paid him more than double what he asked and I still felt I was ripping him off. Couldn’t believe the intricate work like that for such a small amount of money at the time. Wish I still had that box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨smart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chadstein vs Virginstein

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A fellow true gentleman I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generation Wars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  *Jared

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Noses run, feet smell⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate it when this happens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨seven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  5

  Had a nightmare my wife left me for some other dude.

  Would never happen in a million years but it scared the shit out of me.

  I have super lucid dreams most of the time with full recall and when they’re that real they tend to feel like real memories.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music is music⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus Christ you weren’t joking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are German, of course.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds good

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Andor was such a clever show⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Without his knee?

  Literally unwatchable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chocolite⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can turn an orange into a chocolatey thing in less than a day. And other things too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell that to my wife

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I GOT THAT VIRUS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s people that believe the COVID vaccine was injecting 5g microwave cups into them.

  Pretty sure there’s people that believe this now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Try our new cheesedogs!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve worked in a hot dog factory when I was a teenager. It’s true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boxing day nightmare⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? And most of the time their stuff is kinda junk. Can’t believe those bags were still in good condition.