If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.
Smug bastard
Submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s because he’s slag
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
Nurgus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It’s very satisfying.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
He’s none of those, he just tilts from side to side.
X@piefed.world 1 month ago
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
notabot@piefed.social 1 month ago
Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.
subgenius@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Primarily in jungle regions though.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.
Visstix@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 month ago
I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.
Godric@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WHAT KIND OF STONE???
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 1 month ago
He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
wooden like his acting.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 month ago
We should really rename him to The Boulder.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He is cemented into his position
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.
Sumocat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.