Smug bastard

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s because he’s slag

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.

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• Nurgus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?

  It’s very satisfying.

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We should really rename him to The Boulder.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.

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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He’s none of those, he just tilts from side to side.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.

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    • notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.

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• subgenius@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.

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  • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Primarily in jungle regions though.

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• Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.

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  • Visstix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?

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    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.

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• Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    WHAT KIND OF STONE???

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    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    wooden like his acting.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He is cemented into his position

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.

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  • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.

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• Sumocat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!

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