If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.
Smug bastard
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH
Formfiller@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s because he’s slag
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
Nurgus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It’s very satisfying.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.
notabot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
He’s none of those, he just tilts from side to side.
X@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
notabot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.
subgenius@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Primarily in jungle regions though.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.
Visstix@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WHAT KIND OF STONE???
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
wooden like his acting.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
We should really rename him to The Boulder.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He is cemented into his position
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.
Sumocat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.