If a guy won’t tell you it’s because he’s igneous.
Smug bastard
Submitted 2 months ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Could also just be a lazy sedimentary bastard that CBA TBH
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s because he’s slag
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Oi. Dwayne. You slaaaaaaaaaag.
Nurgus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Please can everyone join me in referring to him as Rock “The Duane” Johnson when mentioned verbally?
It’s very satisfying.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pretty sure he’s quietly expressed being open to Trumpism, has spoken well of Republicans, and has been on the Joe Rogan podcast.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s also famous for being himself. The dude doesn’t act, he can’t. He is just that guy.
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
He’s none of those, he just tilts from side to side.
X@piefed.world 2 months ago
No to and fro? No back and forth? That’s it, time to cancel.
notabot@piefed.social 2 months ago
Oh go on, as a treat you can go to and fro, or back and forth, but not both, you understand? Well, ok, maybe just a little.
subgenius@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Primarily in jungle regions though.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Obviously metamorphic because he’s also been a tree.
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Counterpoint: igneous, the heat is how the Rock was cooking.
Visstix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can only think of vin diesel playing groot. What tree did he play?
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Oh shit, are you right? I may have transposed the two then. Oops.
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 months ago
I dunno, he sure looks stoned in that pic.
Godric@lemmy.world 2 months ago
WHAT KIND OF STONE???
Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 months ago
He just stares off into space, and doesn't even acknowledge the question.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 months ago
wooden like his acting.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 2 months ago
We should really rename him to The Boulder.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He is cemented into his position
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Mann… I don’t know about the rock anymore. Something’s seriously off with that guy. Anybody in that sort of position who isn’t outspoken on politics can only be inspoken about politics and beliefs.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.
Sumocat@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If asked what kind of rock he is, I’m sure The Rock will tell you—IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT TYPE OF ROCK HE IS!
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’ll need at least some level of uniform crystalline matrix to get that smooth of a rounding via erosion. Gotta be at least intrusive igneous or metamorphic.