subgenius

@subgenius@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨as good as new⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ride a motorcycle?, this is the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to change your smoke buddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But babe, you haven't touched your New England Clamsicle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a Clam sickle. I believe that it’s for you dear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just being real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeezuz you had me worried for a minute there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello Children⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They sense its presence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unfathomable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Then nut cancer from the mystery carcinogens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OCUPADO!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s self defeating as you give the user pinch lock. Now it takes longer for them to relax back to the state of utopian release.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smug bastard⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Overexposedenite. Commonly found everywhere on earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corporate media, owned by billionaires, refuse to recognize the wave of democratic socialism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Democratic Socialism is where citizens of democracies pay taxes to support their fire departments, military, health care systems etc. They still believe in free markets and your life improving if you work hard/go to school etc. It’s only corrupt politicians and the ignorant that equate social programs with Communism. Americans have been gaslighted by the financial elite to view social programs as a hand out, because the elite receive no profit from them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When women can't figure out crazy requests from men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A Canadian tradition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's Valentine's day sorted, then!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pass on the cherry cream fills.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Call of the void” for a country is deep sickness. But it does have certain benefits for China.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Headset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like having squirrel monkey’s trying to unload in your ear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I could quit AI anytime I want to⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  AI is just more social enslavement fuckery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some politicians add to the world by leaving it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dive bar urial art is peak class⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only thing missing is the smell of a cold damp urine soaked floor and a condom machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Felt cute?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Avoid the lettuce.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate My New Gaming Chair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Of Those Days Today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Off to catch a few brown trout.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was nonsense. But then tried it out and it works great⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will hang it over the balcony tomorrow morning with my coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good Morning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Scooping up by hand is more efficient.