You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Rate My New Gaming Chair
Submitted 2 months ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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mbp@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Greatness requires sacrifice
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Go away, I’m baitin’.
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
trijste@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Needs a voice activated bidet
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 months ago
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 2 months ago
Beautiful.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 2 months ago
It’s really kind of shitty.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
no bidet? in 2026?
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Prepare for warp peed!
subgenius@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Mobile gaming chair
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you losing or constipated?
Pat@feddit.nu 2 months ago
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This guy and his mom approve.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 months ago
YOU’RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
incoherent grumbling
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 2 months ago
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
Aids@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Welcome to Costco I love you
wake@quokk.au 2 months ago
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Why the hell does it have corners???
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Joking aside I’m thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I’m building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That IS a real shit post.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Damn Dimitris grew up
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Tooks@piefed.social 2 months ago
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Easy solution: never flush