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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Aids@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Welcome to Costco I love you

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual

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    • Tooks@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.

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      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.

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    • BigBenis@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Easy solution: never flush

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    • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s the shit.

    I’ll walk myself out.

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  • protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    no bidet? in 2026?

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  • mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Greatness requires sacrifice

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  • Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why the hell does it have corners???

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  • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No. 2 gaming chair in the world.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

    Image

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    • Coelacanth@feddit.nu ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Beautiful.

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you losing or constipated?

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  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Go away, I’m baitin’.

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    • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Carl’s Jr. Fuck you.

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      • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m eating.

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^

    ~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~

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  • Pat@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Prepare for warp peed!

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  • subgenius@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !

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  • trijste@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Needs a voice activated bidet

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Bidet wash my butthole please”

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer

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  • bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s really kind of shitty.

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  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ensign Bowels - make it so.

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  • Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mobile gaming chair

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This guy and his mom approve.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

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    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      YOU’RE SHITTING YOURSELF!

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      • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        incoherent grumbling

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  • wake@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    1/5

    Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Joking aside I’m thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I’m building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars

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  • Professorozone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That IS a real shit post.

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  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Damn Dimitris grew up

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