You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Rate My New Gaming Chair
Submitted 1 month ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Go away, I’m baitin’.
laranis@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Hemorrhoid Approved!^TM^
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
trijste@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Needs a voice activated bidet
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Coelacanth@feddit.nu 1 month ago
Beautiful.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 1 month ago
It’s really kind of shitty.
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
no bidet? in 2026?
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Prepare for warp peed!
subgenius@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Mobile gaming chair
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you losing or constipated?
Pat@feddit.nu 1 month ago
That’s just a prolapse waiting to happen.
PodPerson@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ensign Bowels - make it so.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This guy and his mom approve.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
YOU’RE SHITTING YOURSELF!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
incoherent grumbling
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 1 month ago
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.
Aids@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Welcome to Costco I love you
wake@quokk.au 1 month ago
1/5
Those sharp corners will hurt the back of my knees after a while.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s a short bowl terlet, not a long boy. You must have itty bittier legs than me
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Why the hell does it have corners???
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
2/5, the lid is cool but how am I supposed to Riker this thing?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Joking aside I’m thinking about this type of terlet for my custom bathroom I’m building in a few years. It would be easier than putting in ADA bars
Professorozone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That IS a real shit post.
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Damn Dimitris grew up
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
Tooks@piefed.social 1 month ago
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
BigBenis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Easy solution: never flush