cantstopthesignal
@cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on go watch Twin Peaks 2 hours ago:
Best I can do is little people and jazz.
- Comment on Smug bastard 1 day ago:
He doesn’t care about red or blue, he cares about green. If he talks about red or blue his green declines significantly.
- Comment on RIP to Universe #342, hope they’re doing well without me 1 day ago:
That’s not quantum means.
- Comment on 1 too many joints 2 days ago:
Cheech and Chongigi
- Comment on Now with Limón! 2 days ago:
I prefer the Holy Cinnamon Toast Crunch Flavored Infant.
- Comment on Everytime 🤧 2 days ago:
I use toothpicks to make sandwiches at home to keep the slipper stuff in place.
- Comment on YUM 3 days ago:
Have you been to private equity burger? It’s worth the mortgage.
- Comment on I could quit AI anytime I want to 4 days ago:
Jokes on you, I use AI as a search engine to wade through all the other AI generated slop. It works some of the time, unlike google which is only ads.
- Comment on Celebratory Return to Online Meme 5 days ago:
I was at a hotel up in the Alps in France that had a fire going and the staff put absolutely no effort into it and it smoldering on life support. So I took a log and rearranged things boyscout style and kept that sucker going till it was too hot to get near. Everyone gave me the weirdest looks like I was some crazy American. Like nah dude, gotta keep the fire going, it’s the best part.
- Comment on Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions 1 week ago:
I think that people who hate math just hate the way it’s taught and have mentally blocked themselves from ever trying again.
- Comment on Beans 1 week ago:
By your powers combined I’m Captain Shifarteria. And I ain’t got no crystal ball.
- Comment on Beans 1 week ago:
Solid meme. And liquid and gas too.
- Comment on How to get attention around here. 1 week ago:
One of many.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Courtside at Knicks and Lakers games are just another way for celebrities to try and pay for exposure.
- Comment on This is what Democratic voters are saying. Will the party listen? 1 week ago:
There’s no lobbyist money in any of that. Do you expect your politicians to be poor just like you?
- Comment on How to get attention around here. 1 week ago:
It’s social democratic communism.
- Comment on How to get attention around here. 1 week ago:
Real communist discussion has never been tried.
- Comment on How to get attention around here. 1 week ago:
Here are 5 Stalin Bucks for your contribution to the discussion.
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- Comment on Rate My New Gaming Chair 1 week ago:
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
- Comment on Hey, wait a fucking minute... 1 week ago:
You have to be in a position where people are dependent on you and not the other way around. For a lot of people that’s not possible.
- Comment on The kids are alright 2 weeks ago:
Also an 80s kid, it’s a quote from a movie I think.
- Comment on Doesn't add up 2 weeks ago:
Hi, I would like to immigrate so I can take advantage of your free health care now that I am the most expensive patient to care for. Also, I cannot work or contribute to the economy.
- Comment on Anon overdoes it 2 weeks ago:
Sounds like age. Bad, diet, heavy drug/alcohol use, and age pretty much guarantees ED. Can be fixed by cleaning your life up and/or medication.
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 2 weeks ago:
We had one pet rat then my mom let me get another one of the opposite sex. Anyways we had really bad rat infestation before we sold that house.
- Comment on Three developers' different philosophies on difficulty for their games 3 weeks ago:
Dark souls games start off in easy mode. You can make it harder by your gear/stat decisions or by going into NG+.
- Comment on Anon notices a problem 4 weeks ago:
Can we stop saying using redpill phrasing like pilled or mogged or based or whatever else the moronosphere is saying. It’s not a clever meme it’s just being stupid and validating an awful world view in the process.
- Comment on Anon buys cigarettes 1 month ago:
Maybe you could ruin your good looks by dating someone like me.
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 11 months ago:
From the inventor Deez Nutz.
- Comment on Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers 1 year ago:
When you behave the way the people at the Nuremberg trials did, you deserve to be punished in the same way the people who were punished at the Nuremberg trials were.
