#2 is packing.
Peak male form
Submitted 2 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9a0d39c0-ca35-4f89-a73a-b7cff8844d11.jpeg
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 days ago
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 days ago
has to, as he has no beard.
CeaselessBanana@lemmy.world 2 days ago
No tash = big member… That explains a lot…
bizza@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I was about to comment that #2 either has as raging boner or it’s just like that
TachyonTele@piefed.social 2 days ago
That guy is full staff.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“No, no, I don’t have a boner! It’s just like that!”
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He could fuck himself in the belly button.
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
The heads seem photoshopped on to the bodies. Or did the skin tone of all their faces just differ that wildly from their bodies’ back then?
Zatore@lemmy.zip 9 hours ago
I think they wore longer clothes with higher colors back then. They would have a sunt tan from being outside, but only on their head.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
Or a dirt tan from heavy industry and coal.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 9 hours ago
Considering historic mens clothing the latter isn’t implausible.
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Just asked something about this, the left one looks like he has a shirt collar.
Wutchilli@feddit.org 2 days ago
Kinda shows how fucked up our beauty standarts got…
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Bigorexia is a real thing nowadays. The male body standard inflation on social media is just wild… unless you’re on gear, cut down to 6% body fat and in good lighting you’d get ratio’d into oblivion
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I know those words, but I don’t think they’re being used in a manner to which I’m accustomed.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wonder how well a 1950s Mr Universe Sean Connery would do today?
N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I wish more people would be open about it. Alan Ritchson is one of the few Hollywood celebrities that has candidly spoken about his use of exogenous testosterone to prepare for his role as Reacher, but clearly so many others are getting help. I’m in my late 50s trying to add muscle mass, and it’s a huge challenge. I’d say that I’m better off than all of the men in this 1919 photo, but not by that much.
JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
If anything, it shows how naive and credulous we became. Old photos with completely made up rubbish captions are now a staple of social media.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Kinda shows beauty standards are completely arbitrary and context dependent.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Every one of them looks like Gollum’s uncle, what are you saying
scoobford@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
They’re saying that our current ideas of male beauty have been warped heavily by drugs and plastic surgery such that we consider naturally attractive men to look unremarkable.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Why does the guy on the left look like he’s wearing a collar made of skin?
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
They all look a little weird, like some old time photo editing was done.
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
That’d be the horrendous AI upscaling. Peep the fingers.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 day ago
It’s his tan line. None of those guys ever saw the sun without wearing a suit.
Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
People used to do this weird thing called going outside. Believe it or not, they’d spend most of their waking hours doing this weird habit and they were also typically fully dressed too. It was considered scandalous to be caught outside not fully clothed. So the deadly laser that is our Sun would fry their uncovered face much faster than the skin beneath their clothes.
MajinBlayze@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t understand, why would you do that? Sounds lame
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
They must all be named George cause they are absolutely gorg.
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I spend copious hours in the gym because I never ever want to look like this. I was thinking about skipping today because it’s raining, so thanks for the motivation.
d7sdx@lemmy.world 2 days ago
What’s wrong with them?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
They don’t look like a modern social media influencer
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I would describe it as skinny fat but these guys are not fat, so I think the problem is that they have very little muscle all around.
TL903@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Don’t worry, we all look the same when we are dead.
owsei@programming.dev 2 days ago
Fuck it.
today’s freezing, but I’ll go to the gym too :)
Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Hardest thing is getting there. Once you are in you kinda forget you didn’t want to go. Except when you don’t and you half ass it. But doing a little bit is better than doing nothing is what I say.
ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Why the leftmost one looks like has a shirt collar even though he’s topless?
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Tan line from his shirt collar. Modern sunscreen wasn’t invented until the 30s.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 2 days ago
The oldest dude there is 23 years old
Redex68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
#4 With that dazzle camouflage, ready for naval engagements
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 day ago
One dude without a mustache lines in a world of regrets and self loathing.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m surprised they even let him enter the contest.
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Without a snappy stache, he’s got no shot at all.
50shadesofautism@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
That looks like tom hanks kid
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Oh nice new avatar
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 2 days ago
Second from the right is just Freddie Mercury
quinkin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Who? Mr. beast?
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
My wife says the guy on the right end because “he has the sexiest diaper”.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
2 from the left. The grandfather of “Bigballs” from DOGE.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’ll take the looker on the far left. Mmmmhmm, break me off a piece of that.
niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Some of these guy are packin’ some serious heat!
glibg@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Loving the dazzle camo shorts on #4
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 day ago
#2 has an obvious boner
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
I’m not sure. The shape and position are weird. But so are his pants.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Cover up those bellybuttons, boys
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sluts
Pnut@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Fat Tom Hanks is the only one without a moustache. He didn’t stand a chance.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
He doesn’t need a moustache when he’s sporting that gargantuan tallywhacker.
FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Fine young lads
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 days ago
The stripes are making my brain do that thing where when the image moves ever so slightly, it appears that their pants are vibrating.
altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
They actually do.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 days ago
[off topic?]
I watched a Steve McQueen movie a few weeks ago [The Thomas Crown Affair.] There’s a scene where Steve and Faye Dunaway are lounging in a steamroom. When the movie came out, McQueen was considered one of the most virile men in Hollywood. Compared to today’s standards, he looked kinda scrawny.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Do they even lift?
random_character_a@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Enough to beat your ass in fisticuffs
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 day ago
Feh. I could easily beat off all of these men.
SirQuack@feddit.nl 1 day ago
ITT: people who start screaming because they don’t realise the
#
at the start of a line has special meaning, and turns it into a heading.Stamets@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s only supposed to turn it into a heading when there’s a space between the hashtag and the heading text. If it’s doing it immediately after the hash, that’s an issue with your client. All the comments here look fine.
#Thisshouldjustbenormalsize
This shouldn’t be
macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
*octothorp
remon@ani.social 1 day ago
Seems to be a problem with the app you’re using, not a general lemmy thing.
atlien51@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Dafuq? Why them boxers so big
riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 hours ago
Hey, it’s the dudes from Yoshi’s island!
Rusty@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
www.snopes.com/…/mens-beauty-contest-1919/
Grimtuck@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
What does it say? There’s no reject all and I can’t be arsed unchecking then manually.
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
The earliest internet postings of the photo we could find came in articles concerning the early days of swimsuit fashion. In 2012, Angus Trumble, the Director of the National Portrait Gallery of Australia in Canberra, provided a little more information about the photograph’s origins.
In a brief anecdote, Trumble wrote that the photo was originally available as a postcard captioned “Schöner durch Streifen. Mitteleuropa um 1910,” which translates roughly to “men made more beautiful by stripes. Central Europe around 1910.”
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
I fucking knew it
dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
thank you