bennypr0fane

@bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨doompity doo⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  …and singing a song, too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelgood story of the year⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The way I learned it, shone is the past tense of the intransitive/“emitting light” version of the verb (phrase in this meme). Shined is for when someone shines their shoes. *He shone his shoes

  He shined his shoes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feelgood story of the year⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shone. She shone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Steve Buscemi in 2019. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was Connery really 33 there though? I don’t buy it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sean Connery in 1964 (on the set of Goldfinger) and Steve Buscemi in 2019. Both age 34 in their respective photos.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, Connery does look great on that picture - but he already has more wrinkles and a more receded hairline than I do at 47

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Containment breach!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What is up with the powdered milk theme today? Was a powdered milk factory attacked?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did I hear powdered toast?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never heard of the guy, would like to shake hands though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This perfectly encapsulates both the current state of capitalism and my rapidly declining mental health.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*boioioioing*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It does seem very inconvenient to sit on. Are you supposed to just stand all the time while wearing it? Also, can’t wear regular size (under-)pants, unless maybe they have a hole in the exact right spot. Maybe it’s only a party accessory, not for regular everyday use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get lost clanker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s too many levels of irony too this Meme to be sure. What argument is it making?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, garmmar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the chance to do it all over again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Go to kindergarten, same as always

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossil Fuels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, good. Thanks, I was indeed confused. What’s the brick though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly surprising that we didn't develop this earlier /j⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So they were all binary so far?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Equilibrium (2002)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hilp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This made me laugh so hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a way to go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been having this exact problem for quite a while

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In reality, what gets all swollen is the prostate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re contemplating a question, it’s “Why DO balls have a stitch line?” (mind the question mark). If you’re writing a body horror fanzine or medical blog post clickbait headline, it’s “Why balls have a stitch line”. In the latter case, readers will expect your content to answer the (indirect) teaser question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tis a curse on the modern man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  80 upvotes but 0 comments, because simply unnecessary. A perfect meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hang in there (there are still a few twigs left)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The famous zero dopamine state. Where things stop happening

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Butt Three Brothers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What are we seeing on that picture?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Needless to say, our rage-baiting, sexualizing and escapist content, discriminatory algorithms, addictive ux design and voracious data harvesting about every aspects of kids’ lives will remain exactly the same!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What my crap sees as I check out my handiwork⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly my thoughts. Or assiwork even.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes it is hard - because the only AI most people have ever “witnessed” and been aware of “this is called AI” is LLMs and image generating. For a horryfying number of people, “AI” is only these two things. By the same mechanism, usage of the term in media says “AI” 90% of the times when it really means just LLMs. We would have to explicitly specify all the time, and people just can’t be arsed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be a good human⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have this one, or mine is broken. I consistently fail to get up every morning. Is there somewhere we can get them repaired?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeky Afternoon Snack ;)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like the food on r/kitchencels

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When ‘Free Speech’ Means ‘Agree With Me'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Woah, is this AI? Any other tells?