bennypr0fane

@bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It IS difficult to understand! I’m having the hardest time wrapping my head around the way they act.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Another thing about this that seems from a parallel universe. One where sexual exploitation of underage girls is perfectly okay and friends weirdly commend each other about it. Come on, you write your “friend” a novelty cheque for illegal sex trafficking on a giant piece of cardboard, take a photo and put it in a souvenir book? That’s too unreal, I also question this. Maybe OP meant that by saying “you can’t make this shit up” - that it’s gotta made up by guys like the creators of Rick&Morty, but more sick & twisted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine you celebrate your birthday and some artistically inclined friend makes this card for you - and you’re like: “Awesome, thanks my man! I takes one to know one! This goes right in my book with all the other beautiful memories.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it Melania or Stormy Daniels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can't make this shit up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What am I looking at (top & bottom)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point about him not wanting (anyone’s) empathy (at all)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, duh. In other news: water is wet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  By that, do you mean Kirk made millions of people’s lives worse? How exactly (other than by incessantly spouting bullshit)? Genuine question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It reminds me of Donnie Darko. “Why are you wearing that man suit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppression.jpg⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which movie was this again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jonathan Tinpaw⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chirp in Fahrenheit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be in that small part of the world where temperature is measured in Fahrenheit. Eurasian, African, Australian or even South American crickets would never do that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do all the planets also orbit around that same barycenter, or does each planet have a different one?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose though, even If handled correctly and if the valve happens to incur no damage during pressure release, the tires will still be garbage after that, won’t they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate theists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Applies to many things. Not just religion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only religion - narcissistic (and other kinds of) assholes exhibit the same behaviour. Does this mean that all assholes are religious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And is there non-deadly way of disarming those bombs then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you?!?!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who are these people, and would anyone have their addresses so I can thank them personally?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👁️🐽👁️⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What? Why would the immune system attack the eyes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you in a position with the power to implement this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not? Do you think it doesn’t work in 4K?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s CMT?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨naruto therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s that people have forgotten to rickroll. It’s almost a lost tradition at this point, so I’m surprised there are still people who expect it. Which means it the perfect time to revive the tradition is right around the corner!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Consider that in German (and probably a ton of other languages too), there are just two different words for the botanical and the culinary definition of fruit, so you can have namespacing built in to the language

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when this happens!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking the artist was simply not good enough to draw pants correctly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Man, I hate it when this happens!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m thinking the artist was simply not good enough to draw pants correctly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yellow from the egg!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That phrase isn’t used “to make a point”, it means that something is not exactly great, that it remains below expecations