I am 20, I was in self isolation due to possible depression and gender dysphoria since puberty, I was on the internet since then and I traumatized at least billion FBI agents.
I felt sorry for them
Submitted 2 months ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A billion? The FBI currently has over 37,100 employees, including approximately 13,700 special agents and 20,100 professionals, who serve as intelligence analysts, linguists, surveillance specialists, engineers, computer scientists, financial analysts, and other professionals.
Una@europe.pub 2 months ago
What to say, I am master at traumatizing FBI agents
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We can infer that the OPs internet behaviour is and will be standard training material to weed out the weak-willed and easily tormented recruits for the next 100,000 years
Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
A billion? So at least every 8th human is an FBI agent. I ain’t one
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
You are actually 3 of them
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If he gets the sack and ends up on the street, it’s all because of you, you know that.
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Spooks are people too.
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Can’t confirm or deny that.
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Add him to the group chat.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Can’t wait till they get the ability to decrypt all the shit we’ve been sending over signal. Shits gonna get real interesting.
They’re just storing that shit up, waiting for the day…
It’ll be a bloodbath.
_hovi_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The real question is how you managed to get your friends/family to switch to Signal
bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Was ist denn das für ein süßer Fratz? Hat der wirklich so niedliche Fingerchen?
RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Scheint ein echtes Bild zu sein. Wenn man nach “praying otter” sucht kriegt man sehr viele solcher Bilder
NotAGamer@lemmy.org 2 months ago
Like Signal hasn’t been hacked yet.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Signal can only be hacked in meatspace. It’s totally end to end encrypted.
rdri@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still, most of bad stuff happening to people are not because something was hacked, but because someone leaked something. One person in a group chat would be enough.
Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Tell me you dont understand cybersec without telling me you dont understand cybersec
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I wouldn’t be surprised if someday in the next thousand years someone figures out how to reverse the SHA256 hash function or something. (And I know there’s an infinite number of possible theoretical inputs that can result in the same hash, but maybe they’d just pick the shortest or something)
RSA seemed pretty strong until shors algorithm and all the other quantum nonsense came around, and I don’t think they’ve got enough quantum computers yet to render it powerless, but its also not unreasonable to think that eventually all modern encryption will be obsolete
bampop@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Those are some cute little hands
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
He clearly prays for you to switch back, he is hooked on that shitshow.