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@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's a Mexican restaurant with cooled toilet paper for your ass⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Bidet gets rid of that heat instantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PSA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Knowledge is power.

• PSA
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reddit banned me, rdrama banned me, even telegram and 4chan banned me, so now I have to post my shakespeare level writings here⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  BANNED

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨if I rip a fart, will putting a fan facing out the window or facing in from the window clear the stink out faster of the room?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It depends on if you set the fart on fire or just let it go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are we at a point in human history where we can get robotic limbs and other things to better our day to day lives? Like a robotic arm where I can pick up 100lbs with one arm and so forth?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why the 6 Million Dollar Man was such a farse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuel Tank Capacity Upgrade!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Weird flex. 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice Going Buddy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine a club where you can rape and pillage your entire life, ask for forgiveness on your dying breath and your in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commas save lives Update⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So MAGAS? Got it.

• Fuel Tank Capacity Upgrade!
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• I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You better lube the fuck up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Park benches don't "open" until 10am⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  $25

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I Used To Be A Real Piece Of Shit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its easier to just eat crackers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fired Stars and Stripes Journalists have to sue Pete Hegseth to keep their jobs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kegbreath

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  PLANTS vs ZOMBIES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This sandwich⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask Luigi Mangione

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  /c/dadjokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only I had enough for the superior siege engine⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• BEANS!lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just being honest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• Mitch McConnel's Wikipedia page has been heavily edited the last few days, with the last ones being 4 hours ago. So around 1PM EST. What could that mean?
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She told you to be quiet but you wouldn't listen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• Somewhere In NY A Village Is Missing It's Idiot
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uber Eats guy scared the fuck outta me tonight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HE LEFT OUT A WORD.

• FIFA
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The First Republican Pedo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a dick tater like King Trump. What community is his?

• The First Republican Pedolemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If There Was an Adverting Blitz to Get Young Girls to Get HPV Tests, Would That Be Known as a Smear Campaign?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, You’re fired