Nazis, Israeli abominations, and christian pedophiles go to heaven… why the fuck would I want to go to heaven and be stuck with them for eternity?
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Submitted 17 hours ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Did you personally go to heaven and verify?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 hour ago
Fairly sure some people did go to Heaven.
It was nothing but empty, no gods, only suns everywhere.
Disappointing.
rustyfish@piefed.world 16 hours ago
You should see it this way: Look at our world. Look at the bad things. Look at the horrific things. God lets all those things happen AND he wants his dick sucked as if he doing jack shit is a good thing.
Go to hell. Be a rebel. Be proud of it.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
You don’t understand, all that suffering and all those dead babies are part of His plaaaaaaan. How can you even have morals without believing in god, please excuse the piles of dead babies.
frog@feddit.uk 15 hours ago
Dead babies?
“God works in mysterious ways.”
“Trust God’s plan.”
“Everything happens for a reason.”
“You have to have faith.”
“We should pray.”
“He is testing our faith, like the book of Job.”
These are the bullshit answers they give us because they don’t really have an answer.
And when something good happens what do they say?
“God is good!”
“Praise the Lord!”
Look, believe in God all you want but when someone pisses on you, don’t call it rain.
Have a meaningful conversation of how an all powerful, good God can allow so much suffering. Either he isn’t good or he isn’t powerful.
deacon@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
ineffable innit?
Drewmeister@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
God has some of the worst fucking representatives. I don’t want to be in a heaven with those assholes
gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yeah, God is kinda an asshole, and if hes not, and hes worried about our opinions of him he really needs to work on his messaging and explaining why stuff has to be so shitty. Being God and all I imagine that isn’t beyond his abilities…
You know, assuming he existed…
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
The real problem is God doesn’t believe in me
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Look at our world. Look at the bad things. Look at the horrific things. God lets all those things happen
Old Satanists jumping in the New Satanists say this while giving them swirlies.
Go to hell. Be a rebel. Be proud of it.
I would simply break the Cycle of Samsara and rejoin the Cosmic Singularity by freeing myself from materialistic desire.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Correct because it doesn’t exist.
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Imagine a club where you can rape and pillage your entire life, ask for forgiveness on your dying breath and your in.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 2 hours ago
You can also ask how to spell you’re
snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
TY Grammar NAZI. I am disabled and use voice to text. Send all your future complaints to Dragon Naturally Speaking. TY
lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 hours ago
well I don’t think that person care about being in or out anyway
red_tomato@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
When the Christian friend convinces you into religion, but it turns out God hates belief in false gods more than non-belief (you picked the wrong religion).
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
you picked the wrong religion
There is no way that most people didn’t pick the correct religion. Even if all Christians were “correct” enough to get to heaven regardless of denomination, that still leaves 71%+ of the world who aren’t Christians, and that is best case scenario as Christians are the largest religious group by population in the world currently. And even within the Christian community, there are plenty of in-groups and out-groups that consider one another to be cultish and blasphemy. No matter what you are betting, your chances aren’t great and the majority of the world is still “wrong” and will face whatever consequences come with that fact.
Personally, I’m happy to just not believe than to force myself to conform to some oppressive dogma, dump my time and money into a church, and live with shame just to hedge my bets for what would still be bad odds anyway.
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
It always impresses me how Christianity = evangelicalism in the mind of most Lemmynauts. Outside evangelicalism (and even partly within evangelicalism), going to hell or heaven as nothing to do with being theologically correct or not. I mean, even the Catholic church, which is both by far the biggest one and absolutely not one of the most open ones states that with an absolute clarity.
HostilePasta@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
I’m not sure I’ll ever get over how arrogant and simple-minded Pascal’s Wager is. The whole premise is either Christianity or nothing; it doesn’t account for any other religion. I just find it hilarious.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 hours ago
I prefer the simple answer proposed by the Death of the Discworld: everyone is getting exactly what they think is coming to them. The final justice is that of your own conscience.
So pick a religion that aligns with your personal values and you’ll be alright.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
There is only one guy who guessed correct religion after particularly vivid mushroom trip, but he’s still in hell because he started doing correct things for the wrong motivation.
Frettchen@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
When your friend convinced you to go to church and get molested and there is no God
Pikachu
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Religion makes predators
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 11 hours ago
Can’t do that face if you don’t have a face
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Love how this is getting downvoted. Like there isn’t a rich and storied history of Satanic Panic in this country or an active community of Epstein-brained conservatives who are doing blood libel on anyone who fails the Paper Bag Test.
vane@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Well, nobody can go to heaven because the gates are closed.
ceenote@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Just pull the ole’, “Look! A distraction!” and disappear into the billions-strong crowd stuck in the same boat.
BitchPeas@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Nah. First thing God does is install little RFID chips into the soul.
Sibshops@feddit.cl 15 hours ago
The old Pascal’s Wager. That’s why I believe in every religion and none at the same time. I have to cover my bases.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
My variant is “any god who requires me to suck his cock to get to the good place is a giant dick, undeserving of praise nor respect. Any god I’d bother to worship wouldn’t care if I did or not”
restingOface@quokk.au 12 hours ago
EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
The “I’m a Pantheist” approach
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Sikh already got this one on lock.
BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Pascal’s Roulette Wheel.
gdog05@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Sure, blame the atheism and conveniently forget about all the butt stuff.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Poophole loophole
gdog05@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I think if you’re assigned male at birth, you’ve only got the poophole.
Objection@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
Jokes on you, my plan all along was to tempt you away from God to secure a better position in Hell, as is the secret motivation of all atheists. Muahahaha!
daannii@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
It’s like a reward program/pyramid scheme. The more people you recruit , the more they recruit and you end up at the top of your own pyramid of damnation.
Objection@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Look, is it a pyramid scheme? Sure, maybe. But trying to pick the right religion to get into heaven, and even then there’s no guarantee, that’s like playing the lottery. You’re better off signing up now and getting a better spot in the pyramid.
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
“Drake… Where are our names in the Book of Life ?”
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
Eternity of anything would be boring. You’d become the paragon of apathy.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Devil’s advocate:
No it wouldn’t if an all powerful deity allows you to not feel that boredom. Maybe you can be bored recreationally. As a treat you know?
Certainly any “infinite reward” existence would be something very different than our current state of being but an all powerful being could create something like it.
Xanvial@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
You may be interested in watching The Good Place series if you haven’t
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
An eternity of reincarnation where you never remember your past life or know for sure that there is another one. And if you’re thinking that can’t happen because of the heat death of the universe, that’s how they keep it a secret.
Smaile@lemmy.ca 12 hours ago
Not if your forgetful ;)
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
Like the dude in Memento.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
New Atheist: “God isn’t real!”
God: “Oh yeah, real original. Like I haven’t heard that one a zillion times before.” slumps into Angelic throne, full of ennui
carrylex@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Don’t worry hell is also a nice place. They have Luau’s there
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
we have the best caterers
ollie@pawb.social 17 hours ago
this is exactly my little nagging worry…
valar@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
Don’t worry. There are infinite Gods you could be angering no matter which choice you make.
ollie@pawb.social 17 hours ago
i didnt know a sentance could both be that comforting and that unnerving at once
Hubi@feddit.org 16 hours ago
Just become an atheist and anger them all at the same time.
Snowclone@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
why would the region based on a 2000 year old doomsday prophet be real but the one based on the moon being your mom be wrong? think about it.
restingOface@quokk.au 16 hours ago
What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
You’ll never escape the Cycle of Samsara with that attitude.
lokalhorst@feddit.org 16 hours ago
zloubida@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
No worry, as a very practicing Christian with friends in different traditions, I can say nobody but a few extremists (evangelicals, islamists, …) believes that being atheist prevent you to be saved.
the_q@piefed.social 16 hours ago
Needing to differentiate yourself from bad Christians is the problem. No matter how tolerant you are, you still make decisions based on magic. Shits insane.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 15 hours ago
Wow, all Islamists are bad, but only evangelicals are bad in christianity? Dude, you be predigest.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
SEE??? PROOF.
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS