Mulligrubs
@Mulligrubs@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why DDG is the superior serch engine 2 hours ago:
I’ve been told the DDG results are the same as Google, yet every time I compare they are quite different.
I’ve been using DDG since Trump’s first term, when they started manipulating COVID search results if memory serves.
- Comment on As of today, I have stopped using Reddit entirely. 3 days ago:
Remember this valuable lesson, it will serve you well here.
Think of Lemmy as “Reddit’s communist cousin”, all the same “rules” still apply.
- Comment on Zack Polanski says application of Zionism is racist and no state has right to exist 3 days ago:
“borders are dumb”
But you keep borders yourself. We all do.
Why you doing something so dumb?
- Comment on Goteem 3 days ago:
You forgot to type “lmao” at the end of your sentence, just a friendly head’s up
- Comment on Goteem 3 days ago:
They know it’s dehumanizing. They know it’s an insult.
It’s just one the mods will tolerate, so they use it. Treat them with the same courtesy and you may be banned (depending on the mod’s inclination).
They pretend to not insult you deliberately, and pretend not to comprehend the most basic of points.
So, it’s best to treat them with baby gloves and keep things very simple secure in the knowledge that they will never, ever concede a point or admit that they’re wrong. Use them to refine your arguments for real thinking people.
- Comment on Goteem 3 days ago:
That’s as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel, friend.
“what’s your pronoun?”
“meat is murder”
“no one is illegal on stolen land”
… and other ad nauseam catch phrases that we all hear on a steady basis.
- Comment on laughs in 12 hours, while still driving through texas 4 days ago:
If you appear to be “alternative” in any way, do not drive through Texas.
I have driven through Texas three times, and I have gotten pulled over and searched every time. The cops would love to have any excuse to seize your car and cash, they hate you.
If you absolutely must drive through Texas, at least remove your Darwin fish and any political stickers, get a hair cut, remove your face piercings, and wear a cowboy hat or baseball cap or something.
I’m not exaggerating and this is not a joke.
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 5 days ago:
UFC and sports betting is not “decadent”.
They’re fundamentally human activities that people enjoy.
The Saudi Royal family is decadent, not betting 20 bucks on your favorite team.
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 5 days ago:
No, that’s how we’ll look at the drug war and normalizing throwing people in dungeons.
A free society is a gambling and drug-using society. Your viewpoint is conservative, and an unfortunate side effect of our fundamentalist religious roots.
- Comment on An award-winning ESPN producer resigned after 24 years over the network's embrace of sports betting: “I’m not going to have blood on my hands.” 5 days ago:
I don’t agree with her at all (I am pro sports betting and other betting), I admire her for standing up for what she believes in. Rare today
- Comment on Wealth inequality will destroy America. 1 week ago:
But US lower class is overweight
- Comment on Very helpful. 10/10 🎉 1 week ago:
What an idiot. You YELL the explanation, that’s the secret; this works especially well for those who don’t speak the same language.
- Comment on Lawful evil 1 week ago:
Instead of this moronic “voluntary” expectation, let’s all save thousands of hours of arguments, posts, and complaints from everyone involved and add 20% to the bill for the worker done and done.
Sometimes you don’t want to tip? No shit. I don’t want to tip. I don’t even want to pay. But I do it.
Let’s all do what we want, good idea, everything is free and nobody works and we can just run through the woods and frolic which sounds like a good idea until you get hungry
- Comment on she has risen! 1 week ago:
The facts are Jesus said He murdered everybody (the flood) and that when He comes back He will murder everybody (the Apocalypse).
This is all from the Holy Bible. Not atheists. So don’t panic and cry
- Comment on she has risen! 1 week ago:
Jesus said when He comes He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and He will murder everybody.
He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
- Comment on Shitbox wearing an exoskeleton to walk. 1 week ago:
It’s a diaper
- Comment on Awwwwww yiiiiiissssssss 1 week ago:
It’s gotten weirder every year, and the pro-corporate horde grows every year.
people pay 200K for a wristwatch, and they’re proud.
- Comment on Anon isn't worried about population decline 1 week ago:
Look what happened after the plague, 50% of the population was gone.
It broke the back of the Catholic church and feudalism. Peasants got their first pay raise… ever.
- Comment on There's a black-face festival, exactly as it sounds it's people wearing masks and painting theirs faces to make fun of black people, it's a national tradition in Ecuador 1 week ago:
Perfection
- Comment on There's a black-face festival, exactly as it sounds it's people wearing masks and painting theirs faces to make fun of black people, it's a national tradition in Ecuador 1 week ago:
All people should be mocked, no exceptions.
- Comment on Don't forget the rules, lest you become like Them! 1 week ago:
Don’t go into the light. IT’S A TRAP
- Comment on RIP 🚽 2 weeks ago:
“You’re a Nazi!”
TRANSLATION: “I’m impaired, and have problems articulating my position. I want to murder you.”
- Comment on the only thing that never trickles down is the money 2 weeks ago:
They know it doesn’t work.
Even as they swear it does work. They’ll look right into your eyes and say it with all sincerity. They know.
- Comment on Ezequiel 19:43 2 weeks ago:
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother’s womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven’s sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it. ~Matthew 18:12
The cure is simple, according to Jesus. Cut off your balls!
(Christians made themselves eunuchs for centuries, this is a “traditional christian value”)
- Comment on 103°F in Los Angeles all week 2 weeks ago:
“Honey, but all I did was work for Denny’s”
“Time for your MAID appointment grandma”
- Comment on The ineffective Democratic leadership ain't going away unless we make them. 2 weeks ago:
I’ve always despised Chuck; 40 years in office and counting.
They’re not going away unless they die. Wake up
Look at Mitch McConnell, Maxine Waters, Nancy Pelosi, hell look at Trump.
When this country was founded, there was no way to conceive that we’d live for 80+ and people would hold an office for their entire life, accumulating treasures like Smaug
- Comment on Bene Gesserit 2 weeks ago:
Every time the state botches an execution, remember that that same state found them guilty.
(The state is too flawed to have the responsibility, in my opinion. A lot of innocent people are sent to prison)
- Comment on Sweet 2 weeks ago:
Ha,** I wish** they’d saw me in half starting with me skull! I’m going on the breaking wheel tomorrow, you lucky bastard! Lucky, lucky, lucky bastard.
- Comment on Seems legit 🤷🏻 2 weeks ago:
Kool-Aid Man’s genitals and organs are located within his “Kool-Aid” bubble; you see it as a pitcher full of Kool-Aid, but Kool-Aid is a liquid and cannot talk or think, don’t be absurd.
Kool-Aid Man likely has a red mesentery pouch to contain his organs, surrounded by Kool-Aid. The penis would appear when Kool-Aid Man is aroused, emerging from small slit. It may be bifurcated, it may have spikes to help Kool-Aid Man deposit an enormous quantity of sperm; further study is needed.
I HATE garbage like this, Kool-Aid man is OBVIOUSLY much more than a walking-talking jug of Kool-Aid.
- Comment on Life Hack #53 2 weeks ago:
Buyer: It would be neat if I could put my drinking cup here.
Car companies: “We can’t build anything that can hold any of your cups sorry it can’t be done”