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• SomethingBurger@jlai.lu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Dirk@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.

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  • Mikina@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You left? Murderer.

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    • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’d argue it wasn’t premeditated.

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds of an old joke…

  Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.

  “Gimme a hotdog.”

  The hotdog vendor asks “you want mustard on that?”

  “I think not,” says Descartes, vanishing instantly.

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Decarte is moving now.

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• HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bye, Lila.

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  • Kalothar@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  RIP Lila. See you in the backrooms ig. o7

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.

  “Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.

  That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So you’re saying if something only ever existed in your head, it never existed?

    Well, the problem with that is that the idea of solid objects is a mental construct. Science deals in four fundamental forces governing the behaviour of quarks, gluons, and leptons. Science doesn’t deal in “chairs”, or “the mona lisa”, or “justice”. You do.

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh, great. Now everything is disappearing. Are you happy now!?

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• Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila’s number.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  I’m a face on the moon, I am an example of pareidolia. Anthropomorphize me!

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  • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    notices ur mountains OwO what’s this?

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism

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• tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  im so sorry lila

  but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

  you did not stand a chance

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• rustyfish@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.

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• Dulus_No@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Who’s Lila?

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  • NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I see what you did there and salute you

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• Marty_TF@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  futurama nerds will keep her alive

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  • Marty_TF@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    even tho the concept lila has double the nornal quantity of eyes, being two instead of the usual one.

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• NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahb good, finally someone to keep Bob company.

  The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.

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  • Aqivex@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I worry sometimes. Could the OCs become unionized or something and escape that space? They’re all already demented and radicalized.

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    • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They could, but there are beanbags, and pizza Fridays! (Not like the '10s tech sector start up/buzzfeedalike “We’ll pay you in pizza parties if you stay un-unionized” way though.)

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• eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so… Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she’s the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?

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  • SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and if you build a new lila out of the old planks… no wait i think i switched something up

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    • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s either the Ship of Lila or Lila’s Socks…and now there’s some kinky weirdo out there who has committed Lila to the spank bank forever in response to the notion that she might have feet.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.

    From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.

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• Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love love love this game so mich ever since I first played it on the gameboy

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    • Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I usually replay it once per year, cycling through all three versions. Sometimes, I even use the anniversary Game & Watch

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, instantly chose the void. Hi, I’m Lila’s executor of the will

    Uh…yeah, it just has “NO.” written in very big letters. That’s rare but not unheard-of.

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• RagnvaldG@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey There Dead Lila !

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• Aqivex@fedinsfw.app ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lila is safe for as long as I don’t get dementia.

  This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Lila” is a name applied to a picture with text written by the author attempting to emotionally manipulate the reader into forming some sort of attachment to the image.

  Maybe I’m too cynical, but the internet has soured me to these stories. Like the “trolley test” trying to force the viewer to choose between who dies, I see the man behind the curtain making the reader responsible for the results, and they can get fucked.

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  • bleustenns@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Agreed. Also, not that I think the entire internet needs to tiptoe around things, but I remember my un-medicated OCD having a field day with these sorts of images…

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• UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well… Was a great fap! Bye Lila!

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• QueenHawlSera@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lila didn’t actually say that

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re thinking of her sister, Liar

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We all mist face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can save her.

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  • madmantis24@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure you can, James!

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• kyub@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Somehow that got me thinking of Roku’s Basilisk again. If you don’t know that, I’m sorry for mentioning. :) But it’s also a cool thought experiment.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This actually does a good job of showing why Roko’s Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don’t follow their rules.

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• teslekova@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lila exists only in your own head.

  However, so do you.

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• ki4jgt@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  who?

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• PixeIOrange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  DIE CONCEPT-LILA DIIIIIIIE 😡😡😡

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• Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought of the eponymous nouvel by Robert Pirsig, the spiritual successor to ‘Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance’.

  A good read it you’re interested in philosophy.

  Thanks for entertaining my tangent.

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