Came for shitposts, left with existential crisis.
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Submitted 1 month ago by AreYouReadingThis@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Dirk@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Mikina@programming.dev 1 month ago
You left? Murderer.
Mac@mander.xyz 1 month ago
I’d argue it wasn’t premeditated.
arotrios@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminds of an old joke…
Descartes goes down to a hot dog vendor.
“Gimme a hotdog.”
The hotdog vendor asks “you want mustard on that?”
“I think not,” says Descartes, vanishing instantly.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
Heisenberg knows exactly how fast Decarte is moving now.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Bye, Lila.
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
She will live on in the collective conscious of this memes viewers
snoons@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
RIP Lila. See you in the backrooms ig. o7
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Thing about a concept is, while I can project onto it a sense of being, emotion, the desire to exist, those are still just projections onto something that is incapable of generating those on its own.
“Lila, you cannot cease to exist because you never came into existence in the first place,” I said to the substanceless non-thing in my mind. I never made a being; I projected my own fear of nonexistence onto a golem made of neurotransmitters and glutamate.
That all being said, tonight when I get off work Lila and I are going to sit on the couch, watch a couple episodes of Invincible, and make out.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 1 month ago
So you’re saying if something only ever existed in your head, it never existed?
Well, the problem with that is that the idea of solid objects is a mental construct. Science deals in four fundamental forces governing the behaviour of quarks, gluons, and leptons. Science doesn’t deal in “chairs”, or “the mona lisa”, or “justice”. You do.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Oh, great. Now everything is disappearing. Are you happy now!?
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila’s number.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
notices ur mountains OwO what’s this?
smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
Oh baby, you can handle so much anthropomorphism
tourist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
im so sorry lila
but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this
you did not stand a chance
rustyfish@piefed.world 1 month ago
She walked straight to the door that says “Childhood trauma. Do not enter!” Opened it and since then she’s screaming. I am taking zero responsibility for that one.
Dulus_No@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Who’s Lila?
NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
I see what you did there and salute you
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
futurama nerds will keep her alive
Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
even tho the concept lila has double the nornal quantity of eyes, being two instead of the usual one.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Ahb good, finally someone to keep Bob company.
The conceptual post-nonexistence space powered by every autist that ever existed who refuses to forget even the most minor of OCs is probably pretty occupied by this point.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
I worry sometimes. Could the OCs become unionized or something and escape that space? They’re all already demented and radicalized.
NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
They could, but there are beanbags, and pizza Fridays! (Not like the '10s tech sector start up/buzzfeedalike “We’ll pay you in pizza parties if you stay un-unionized” way though.)
eleefece@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so… Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she’s the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?
SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
and if you build a new lila out of the old planks… no wait i think i switched something up
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
It’s either the Ship of Lila or Lila’s Socks…and now there’s some kinky weirdo out there who has committed Lila to the spank bank forever in response to the notion that she might have feet.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.
From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.
Maultasche@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you manage to beat the game without dying, the Windfish will give her wings and let her leave your imagination.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 month ago
I love love love this game so mich ever since I first played it on the gameboy
Maultasche@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I usually replay it once per year, cycling through all three versions. Sometimes, I even use the anniversary Game & Watch
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shit Lila is lucky, have you guys been paying attention to “existing” lately? This shit sucks
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wow, instantly chose the void. Hi, I’m Lila’s executor of the will
Uh…yeah, it just has “NO.” written in very big letters. That’s rare but not unheard-of.
RagnvaldG@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey There Dead Lila !
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
Lila is safe for as long as I don’t get dementia.
This kind of shit goes right into the weird permanent memory slot for no good reason with me.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Lila” is a name applied to a picture with text written by the author attempting to emotionally manipulate the reader into forming some sort of attachment to the image.
Maybe I’m too cynical, but the internet has soured me to these stories. Like the “trolley test” trying to force the viewer to choose between who dies, I see the man behind the curtain making the reader responsible for the results, and they can get fucked.
bleustenns@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Agreed. Also, not that I think the entire internet needs to tiptoe around things, but I remember my un-medicated OCD having a field day with these sorts of images…
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Well… Was a great fap! Bye Lila!
QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
Lila didn’t actually say that
smeenz@lemmy.nz 5 weeks ago
You’re thinking of her sister, Liar
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
We all mist face the reality of our impermanence, Lila, I am not your keeper. It’s ok, it won’t hurt.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
I can save her.
madmantis24@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Sure you can, James!
kyub@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Somehow that got me thinking of Roku’s Basilisk again. If you don’t know that, I’m sorry for mentioning. :) But it’s also a cool thought experiment.
Donkter@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This actually does a good job of showing why Roko’s Basilisk is stupid. You create the concept by thinking about it much like Lila. You only care about it as an act of faith, no better than believing a vengeful God exists and will banish you to hell if you don’t follow their rules.
teslekova@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Lila exists only in your own head.
However, so do you.
ki4jgt@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
who?
PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 1 month ago
DIE CONCEPT-LILA DIIIIIIIE 😡😡😡
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought of the eponymous nouvel by Robert Pirsig, the spiritual successor to ‘Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance’.
A good read it you’re interested in philosophy.
Thanks for entertaining my tangent.
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 1 month ago
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