teslekova
@teslekova@lemmy.ml
- Comment on When will we learn 12 hours ago:
What, lube? We have lube.
- Comment on how to build a loopback device 12 hours ago:
What the fuck country uses that socket?
- Comment on Ed Sheeran’s latest foot in the mouth moment… 13 hours ago:
Someone else who didn’t do politics: Werner Von Braun. Slaves, death camps, American military funding, it was all the same to him as long as the rockets went up.
Ed Sheeran can get fucked, and so can you.
- Comment on DSP clears Wolverine's motorcycle section without player input 2 days ago:
A true trash goblin.
- Comment on Thanks, doc 2 days ago:
I wish they did, mate.
- Comment on This Far and No Further 1 week ago:
It ain’t nuance when you’re just wrong. The majority of the population of the US has lived within 30 minutes of a pizza place since the 80s.
- Comment on This Far and No Further 1 week ago:
Yep. The postman delivers parcels to a good hidden spot outside my mum’s door because he’s a good man, definitely not for the pay. He told me once he gets two cents per parcel delivered, on top of his base pay, which is MINIMUM WAGE.
- Comment on Anon steams up the sauna 1 week ago:
So you don’t get soapy dog water on your clothes. Rinse yourself off as well as the dog, and save yourself the need to change clothes, or be really careful while washing to stay dry.
Depends on the dog, of course.
- Comment on To be happy… 1 week ago:
Meh. Strangely easy. Especially if you do it almost immediately instead of letting it bake on.
Good point though, there are more nooks and crannies. If I put something juicy in there without a little foil tray, it’d get nasty. It’s not a mesh basket in mine, it’s a stamped metal bucket thingy with occasional holes. The foil doesn’t mess with the cooking, afaik.
- Comment on To be happy… 1 week ago:
Good.
- Comment on To be happy… 1 week ago:
I like it because it’s easier and quicker to put a few chicken legs in the basket than to put them on a tray in the toaster oven.
That and our toaster oven is too complex but our air fryer is two dials.
- Comment on Fuck the giant corporations 1 week ago:
Beep blorp I am hu-mon just kidding I am tist
- Comment on Fuck the giant corporations 1 week ago:
Nah, they are anti-ai purists. And I’m not sure they’re wrong. Using online AI just feels icky, it cannot be separated from the moral implications.
- Comment on It's Burning Man 2026 week... 2 weeks ago:
You could bring some artificial turf, a picket fence, some pink flamingos, go with the normcore 50s look like that guy did a few years back.
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 2 weeks ago:
Think museum curator, not book warehouse owner. They have to make complex decisions involving knowledge about knowledge.
- Comment on Almost 38 & This Is Where I'm At Now 2 weeks ago:
Trust fund kid.
- Comment on Biggest, most beautiful pill. 2 weeks ago:
Toilet paper with Trump’s face on it.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 weeks ago:
That’s how lots of Australians come here. My best friend is originally from Michigan, he came here in high school, and recently gave up his US citizenship because we can all see what’s going to happen.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 weeks ago:
And mandatory voting, and preferential voting, an independent electoral commission…
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 weeks ago:
Albo is a centrist wanker, thanks very much. Very much like a Democrat before Reagan.
- Comment on Every Landlord I've Had In Australia 3 weeks ago:
Friend of mine once lived in a rental house that had black mold with his wife and kid. The landlord had done precisely jack shit for those three years. They kept getting lung conditions and stuff, and my friend tried to clean it himself, but it always came back.
Then one day his wife had a series of strokes during a particularly intense bout of the chronic lung shit they all got when the weather was wet.
She’s blind now. Suffered brain damage. Different personality, loss of cognitive ability, an irate shell of her former self. This woman who once had a 200 grand job in the Commonwealth public service. The marriage did not survive.
My friend is now looking after his kid mostly as a single dad in a smaller but mold-free apartment in a cheaper suburb.
The Canberra rental market is insane, and that landlord deserves arson.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Lila exists only in your own head.
However, so do you.
- Comment on I subsist on caffeine alone 3 weeks ago:
Mask you wear that inflates you slightly like a balloon when you sleep so you don’t suffer from periods of not breathing during the night.
Sleep apnoea is the name of the condition it treats.
It is quite nice to treat it. It may reduce the amount of days you wake up and feel like you never slept.
Sleep apnoea also increases risk of heart attack and stroke.
- Comment on Who says romance is dead? 3 weeks ago:
Yeah. It’s just common sense and good judgement. Which, strangely, is somewhat lacking in the majority of criminals who get caught.
- Comment on Pie in the face. 3 weeks ago:
Haha, fuck yeah, but also nah, it’s all a bit of biff mate, better to throw hands than lock up a bastard. Unfortunately the leaders do both.
- Comment on A sign I'm getting old, I guess. 3 weeks ago:
No, you get next month. Check the cork board.
- Comment on Capitalism is an unrealistic death cult. 3 weeks ago:
Look up what happened to the Maya.
- Comment on Oh how the turn tables 4 weeks ago:
The Americans killed a chimp.
Nice trolling I guess, you got me twice! Don’t know what the point of that is exactly.
- Comment on Oh how the turn tables 4 weeks ago:
Do you think Margaret Hamilton was a Nazi? Korolev? Goddard? Tsiolkovsky?
Read up on the actual history.
- Comment on Oh how the turn tables 4 weeks ago:
The ones who beat the US at every part of the space race until the moon landing? Those Soviets?