Donkter

@Donkter@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All downhill from there⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Sweating is such a powerful ability for humans when compared to the animal kingdom. I mean, not only does my sweat keep me cool, I can clear out an entire room with it if it’s a little too hot!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah! We gotta give people the choice to work or die due to lack of medical care! That’s never been done before! What’s that called?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alley cat lunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all ever heard of sushi? Pickled is overkill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The roses, of course. Ow.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s shell or palm tree for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The historical version of sending an email when you were drunk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dick reliefs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crossover episode⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because in real life they would have to have a walkie talkie moth on the moon and that takes too long duh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crossover episode⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: moths don’t actually fly towards flames/lights. They have an instinct to orient their backs towards the light, presumably so that they can fly parallel to the moon at night which keeps them parallel to the ground.

  They don’t fly into lights intentionally, instead they keep re-orienting their back to it in a tighter and tighter spiral until they hit it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the point of this post. That’s fun for me too. But if you’re living with someone, you’ve found out what their opinion on free will and almost every other deep conversation you could have with them in the first few years. How will it look 15 years later? Either you rehash the same conversation about free will multiple times a day or you wander around the same house in abject silence for months until one of you can think of a good continuation of that 20 year long “what is the meaning of life?” conversation you’ve been having. Instead just learn to small talk, life is long and it’s nice to have the affirmation that a loved one still pays attention to and cares about your day to day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can materialize matter out of thin air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also become invisible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can also solve world hunger

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You are also able to end all wars

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Love this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Juul is a decade old I’m sorry to tell you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the last bus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  third time? Wtf is he riding on, the route that stops at the wheat fields?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨$400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Generational differences⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I always called it a sploof. And walking in on people who had just used it, it does not work at all. But if you’re high it seems like it’s working wonders lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're a broke vampire, just say that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the middle of reading Dracula for the first time right now and while the count part makes it seem normal for Dracula to be living in the castle, the castle is absolutely a vampire stronghold that has been in the dracula family for centuries because they are vampires.

  Like I’m sure the count thing is a good excuse but it’s implied that they’ve been around and probably in the castle since before “counts” were a thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ligma balls lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it time to stop?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe some country will drop a nuke, or a supervolcano erupts, or america will experience a surprise land invasion and when any major event like that happens I want to be one of the first to know.

  Now it never has happened and it probably won’t in my lifetime but don’t tell my brain that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A classic cult tactic tbh. Convince people that they can divine meaning from random nonsense and they’ll convince themselves that they are more enlightened and above those around them who don’t understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Six more weeks of winter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The common art keeps giving them long feathers on their arms but I would have assumed long feathers only evolved on flying birds and most of the feathers on the flightless dinosaurs would be pretty uniform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re pretty sure now that they were more similar to birbs with proto feathers acting as fur. So many of them probably would be puff balls. Although it was also hotter back then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy 420⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also lots of weeds are considered weeds because they are invasive and choke out the native/more delicate plants in the area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Space Quarry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To that point, I think it’s also unnerving how natural it is. This isn’t some alien world. I could go to the Mojave and walk around for 5 minutes to find a photo identical to this. Earth is indistinguishable to one of these rocks hurtling through space, there’s just something growing on it very briefly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨logs are for quitters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also a post saying that there’s a point to be made using the lack of a logarithmic scale, which is what this guy’s pushing against.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨D E A L⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very glad this can’t be me barring some medical issue. I drink almost exclusively water and coffee. My diet isn’t anything to write home about but I’m definitely flushing the kidneys regularly with plain old water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tron: Ares - Official Poster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s both. He’s difficult to work with, but also his acting is so bad he makes most movies he’s in worse than they could be.

  Plenty of Hollywood actors are assholes, but if they’re good enough at acting they’re forgiven. Jared Leto is not good enough to get away with it.