Donkter
@Donkter@lemmy.world
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 17 hours ago:
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 3 days ago:
“she” being a conservative woman talking about pronouns again
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The Majority Report had a chilling take on this. We are getting reports out of Gaza that the mass starvation is in its final stages. Many Gazans are at the late stages of starvation so that even if they got food it’s far too late and their body has started consuming itself.
In the next weeks/months the death toll is going to spike, even more than it has. Like mass graves are going to be filled.
Now all of these news outlets are seeing the writing on the wall and they’re starting to lay the groundwork to be able to claim that they have “always been” against the genocide now that it’s undeniable.
- Comment on captions 1 week ago:
Its spelled wrong and the kerning is off.
Crocodiles, donuts (W), im here
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 2 weeks ago:
It’s meant to deify these CEOs. Gullible schmoes see this and think “well that makes sense, he spends every hour of his day working. That’s three times more than me! No wonder he makes a million times my salary! See, the only reason I’m not making billions is because I don’t have the divine skills and talent to work on my company all day.” (Or, “I choose to have a work-life balance cause I don’t mind making a little less money”)
These CEOs have PR teams dedicated to slipping out stories like these so it keeps the CEO looking like a king.
- Comment on Horny🧠 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Panama Proxima 2 weeks ago:
Cradle of civilization is going to be lit around the Indian ocean. It’s like a super Mediterranean.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 3 weeks ago:
You can absolutely lick lead once without any noticeable consequences. You need to be living in constant interaction with lead to get poisoning.
- Comment on Every time 3 weeks ago:
lol, that’s a lot of comments and replies just to overwhelmingly reaffirm that they completely don’t understand the reason the system around them exists or just how much they actually rely on it.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
I like how this image smugly pretends like it’s above it all when lust and time wasting questions are like 2/5 pillars of the human condition.
- Comment on Every time 3 weeks ago:
Texas is the embodiment of the libertarian house cat analogy.
- Comment on naruto therapy 3 weeks ago:
Big problem with rickrolling in this day and age is that half the sites have video previews. Even texting has it now
- Comment on Contributions 4 weeks ago:
Nice, so someone might actually come across it when searching for something specific that they don’t have the research skills to find normally instead of the research rotting in a closet as this comic indicates.
- Comment on Oatmeal 4 weeks ago:
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
- Comment on All downhill from there 4 weeks ago:
Sweating is such a powerful ability for humans when compared to the animal kingdom. I mean, not only does my sweat keep me cool, I can clear out an entire room with it if it’s a little too hot!
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 5 weeks ago:
Yeah! We gotta give people the choice to work or die due to lack of medical care! That’s never been done before! What’s that called?
- Comment on Alley cat lunch 1 month ago:
Y’all ever heard of sushi? Pickled is overkill.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 1 month ago:
It’s shell or palm tree for me
- Comment on The historical version of sending an email when you were drunk 1 month ago:
Dick reliefs
- Comment on Crossover episode 1 month ago:
Because in real life they would have to have a walkie talkie moth on the moon and that takes too long duh.
- Comment on Crossover episode 1 month ago:
Fun fact: moths don’t actually fly towards flames/lights. They have an instinct to orient their backs towards the light, presumably so that they can fly parallel to the moon at night which keeps them parallel to the ground.
They don’t fly into lights intentionally, instead they keep re-orienting their back to it in a tighter and tighter spiral until they hit it.
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 2 months ago:
It’s a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 2 months ago:
That’s the point of this post. That’s fun for me too. But if you’re living with someone, you’ve found out what their opinion on free will and almost every other deep conversation you could have with them in the first few years. How will it look 15 years later? Either you rehash the same conversation about free will multiple times a day or you wander around the same house in abject silence for months until one of you can think of a good continuation of that 20 year long “what is the meaning of life?” conversation you’ve been having. Instead just learn to small talk, life is long and it’s nice to have the affirmation that a loved one still pays attention to and cares about your day to day.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You can materialize matter out of thin air.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You can also become invisible
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You can also solve world hunger
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
You are also able to end all wars
- Comment on Love this 2 months ago:
Juul is a decade old I’m sorry to tell you.
- Comment on Anon takes the last bus 2 months ago:
third time? Wtf is he riding on, the route that stops at the wheat fields?
- Comment on $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets 2 months ago:
Beans
