Donkter
@Donkter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Panama Proxima 9 hours ago:
Cradle of civilization is going to be lit around the Indian ocean. It’s like a super Mediterranean.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 2 days ago:
You can absolutely lick lead once without any noticeable consequences. You need to be living in constant interaction with lead to get poisoning.
- Comment on Every time 4 days ago:
lol, that’s a lot of comments and replies just to overwhelmingly reaffirm that they completely don’t understand the reason the system around them exists or just how much they actually rely on it.
- Comment on take out a huge loan 4 days ago:
I like how this image smugly pretends like it’s above it all when lust and time wasting questions are like 2/5 pillars of the human condition.
- Comment on Every time 5 days ago:
Texas is the embodiment of the libertarian house cat analogy.
- Comment on naruto therapy 6 days ago:
Big problem with rickrolling in this day and age is that half the sites have video previews. Even texting has it now
- Comment on Contributions 1 week ago:
Nice, so someone might actually come across it when searching for something specific that they don’t have the research skills to find normally instead of the research rotting in a closet as this comic indicates.
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 week ago:
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
- Comment on All downhill from there 1 week ago:
Sweating is such a powerful ability for humans when compared to the animal kingdom. I mean, not only does my sweat keep me cool, I can clear out an entire room with it if it’s a little too hot!
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 2 weeks ago:
Yeah! We gotta give people the choice to work or die due to lack of medical care! That’s never been done before! What’s that called?
- Comment on Alley cat lunch 3 weeks ago:
Y’all ever heard of sushi? Pickled is overkill.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 3 weeks ago:
It’s shell or palm tree for me
- Comment on The historical version of sending an email when you were drunk 4 weeks ago:
Dick reliefs
- Comment on Crossover episode 4 weeks ago:
Because in real life they would have to have a walkie talkie moth on the moon and that takes too long duh.
- Comment on Crossover episode 4 weeks ago:
Fun fact: moths don’t actually fly towards flames/lights. They have an instinct to orient their backs towards the light, presumably so that they can fly parallel to the moon at night which keeps them parallel to the ground.
They don’t fly into lights intentionally, instead they keep re-orienting their back to it in a tighter and tighter spiral until they hit it.
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 1 month ago:
It’s a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 1 month ago:
That’s the point of this post. That’s fun for me too. But if you’re living with someone, you’ve found out what their opinion on free will and almost every other deep conversation you could have with them in the first few years. How will it look 15 years later? Either you rehash the same conversation about free will multiple times a day or you wander around the same house in abject silence for months until one of you can think of a good continuation of that 20 year long “what is the meaning of life?” conversation you’ve been having. Instead just learn to small talk, life is long and it’s nice to have the affirmation that a loved one still pays attention to and cares about your day to day.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can materialize matter out of thin air.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can also become invisible
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can also solve world hunger
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You are also able to end all wars
- Comment on Love this 1 month ago:
Juul is a decade old I’m sorry to tell you.
- Comment on Anon takes the last bus 2 months ago:
third time? Wtf is he riding on, the route that stops at the wheat fields?
- Comment on $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets 2 months ago:
Beans
- Comment on Generational differences 2 months ago:
I always called it a sploof. And walking in on people who had just used it, it does not work at all. But if you’re high it seems like it’s working wonders lol.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 2 months ago:
I’m in the middle of reading Dracula for the first time right now and while the count part makes it seem normal for Dracula to be living in the castle, the castle is absolutely a vampire stronghold that has been in the dracula family for centuries because they are vampires.
Like I’m sure the count thing is a good excuse but it’s implied that they’ve been around and probably in the castle since before “counts” were a thing.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
Ligma balls lol
- Comment on Is it time to stop? 2 months ago:
Maybe some country will drop a nuke, or a supervolcano erupts, or america will experience a surprise land invasion and when any major event like that happens I want to be one of the first to know.
Now it never has happened and it probably won’t in my lifetime but don’t tell my brain that.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
A classic cult tactic tbh. Convince people that they can divine meaning from random nonsense and they’ll convince themselves that they are more enlightened and above those around them who don’t understand.
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 2 months ago:
Six more weeks of winter.