Donkter
@Donkter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 5 days ago:
Yeah! We gotta give people the choice to work or die due to lack of medical care! That’s never been done before! What’s that called?
- Comment on Alley cat lunch 1 week ago:
Y’all ever heard of sushi? Pickled is overkill.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 2 weeks ago:
It’s shell or palm tree for me
- Comment on The historical version of sending an email when you were drunk 2 weeks ago:
Dick reliefs
- Comment on Crossover episode 3 weeks ago:
Because in real life they would have to have a walkie talkie moth on the moon and that takes too long duh.
- Comment on Crossover episode 3 weeks ago:
Fun fact: moths don’t actually fly towards flames/lights. They have an instinct to orient their backs towards the light, presumably so that they can fly parallel to the moon at night which keeps them parallel to the ground.
They don’t fly into lights intentionally, instead they keep re-orienting their back to it in a tighter and tighter spiral until they hit it.
- Comment on For the second time in my life, I'm going to eat soap.😋 5 weeks ago:
It’s a catch 22. Nobody wants the cum of the celebrities that would do it and no celebrity who people want the cum from would do it.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 5 weeks ago:
That’s the point of this post. That’s fun for me too. But if you’re living with someone, you’ve found out what their opinion on free will and almost every other deep conversation you could have with them in the first few years. How will it look 15 years later? Either you rehash the same conversation about free will multiple times a day or you wander around the same house in abject silence for months until one of you can think of a good continuation of that 20 year long “what is the meaning of life?” conversation you’ve been having. Instead just learn to small talk, life is long and it’s nice to have the affirmation that a loved one still pays attention to and cares about your day to day.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can materialize matter out of thin air.
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can also become invisible
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You can also solve world hunger
- Comment on Let's play this game again 1 month ago:
You are also able to end all wars
- Comment on Love this 1 month ago:
Juul is a decade old I’m sorry to tell you.
- Comment on Anon takes the last bus 1 month ago:
third time? Wtf is he riding on, the route that stops at the wheat fields?
- Comment on $400 dollars in plumbing expenses from clogged toilets 1 month ago:
Beans
- Comment on Generational differences 1 month ago:
I always called it a sploof. And walking in on people who had just used it, it does not work at all. But if you’re high it seems like it’s working wonders lol.
- Comment on If you're a broke vampire, just say that 2 months ago:
I’m in the middle of reading Dracula for the first time right now and while the count part makes it seem normal for Dracula to be living in the castle, the castle is absolutely a vampire stronghold that has been in the dracula family for centuries because they are vampires.
Like I’m sure the count thing is a good excuse but it’s implied that they’ve been around and probably in the castle since before “counts” were a thing.
- Comment on What would this list look like for your generation? 2 months ago:
Ligma balls lol
- Comment on Is it time to stop? 2 months ago:
Maybe some country will drop a nuke, or a supervolcano erupts, or america will experience a surprise land invasion and when any major event like that happens I want to be one of the first to know.
Now it never has happened and it probably won’t in my lifetime but don’t tell my brain that.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
A classic cult tactic tbh. Convince people that they can divine meaning from random nonsense and they’ll convince themselves that they are more enlightened and above those around them who don’t understand.
- Comment on Put him on the cart. 2 months ago:
Six more weeks of winter.
- Comment on Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! 2 months ago:
The common art keeps giving them long feathers on their arms but I would have assumed long feathers only evolved on flying birds and most of the feathers on the flightless dinosaurs would be pretty uniform.
- Comment on Well, that's no ordinary rabbit! 2 months ago:
We’re pretty sure now that they were more similar to birbs with proto feathers acting as fur. So many of them probably would be puff balls. Although it was also hotter back then.
- Comment on Happy 420 2 months ago:
Also lots of weeds are considered weeds because they are invasive and choke out the native/more delicate plants in the area.
- Comment on Space Quarry 2 months ago:
To that point, I think it’s also unnerving how natural it is. This isn’t some alien world. I could go to the Mojave and walk around for 5 minutes to find a photo identical to this. Earth is indistinguishable to one of these rocks hurtling through space, there’s just something growing on it very briefly.
- Comment on logs are for quitters 2 months ago:
It’s also a post saying that there’s a point to be made using the lack of a logarithmic scale, which is what this guy’s pushing against.
- Comment on D E A L 2 months ago:
Very glad this can’t be me barring some medical issue. I drink almost exclusively water and coffee. My diet isn’t anything to write home about but I’m definitely flushing the kidneys regularly with plain old water.
- Comment on Tron: Ares - Official Poster 2 months ago:
It’s both. He’s difficult to work with, but also his acting is so bad he makes most movies he’s in worse than they could be.
Plenty of Hollywood actors are assholes, but if they’re good enough at acting they’re forgiven. Jared Leto is not good enough to get away with it.
- Comment on p r e s s u r e 2 months ago:
Idk if you want to put yourself in the “gender critical” category.
- Comment on shrimp colour drama 2 months ago:
They asked them politely