Donkter
@Donkter@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is a fact checker 5 hours ago:
People still go out to events like concerts and holiday parties. Far fewer people casually go out to their local bars and coffee shops during the week. I’m pretty sure that’s empirical.
- Comment on 2hot2handle 18 hours ago:
Spontaneous doesn’t mean “happens suddenly without explanation” what are you on about?
- Comment on Out of 10. Be specific! 18 hours ago:
Excellent for pokin’ olives. 7/10
- Comment on 👁️🐽👁️ 3 days ago:
Mostly ocean flora but there’s a lot that comes from the Amazon rainforest too.
- Comment on project paperclip be like 5 days ago:
The frogurt contains potassium cyanide.
- Comment on Please bro 6 days ago:
They don’t even know what they’re doing or why they’re doing it.
We know, right now, without AI, that we have enough resources in the world to feed, house, and educate everyone. The only reason that doesn’t get done is an inscrutible system of beurocracy and propaganda.
So what happens when something they would laud as an “AGI” says “hey, to solve your economic issues you have to recognize that we have the ability to create so much food it’s no longer profitable”?
Well the truth is that they would most likely hide it.
- Comment on Vanilla comes from beans 1 week ago:
One more bean type and youve got a three bean salad going!
- Comment on I knew I should have cancelled the order 😑 1 week ago:
So… You got some more mtg alpha cards kickin around…?
- Comment on Aspergers officinalis 2 weeks ago:
I expected them to hang off a central stalk. Or perhaps grow like corn, where there’s a more plant-looking plant growing with the asparagus inside it.
- Comment on Expand North! So much room up there. 2 weeks ago:
Every Canadian knows that the secret forests of magical splendour begin 101 miles from the border.
- Comment on So glad I suck dick 3 weeks ago:
I read this and my phone exploded :/ sorry but the puritans win again
- Comment on Need a keyboard with a dedicated "slop" button 3 weeks ago:
“she” being a conservative woman talking about pronouns again
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The Majority Report had a chilling take on this. We are getting reports out of Gaza that the mass starvation is in its final stages. Many Gazans are at the late stages of starvation so that even if they got food it’s far too late and their body has started consuming itself.
In the next weeks/months the death toll is going to spike, even more than it has. Like mass graves are going to be filled.
Now all of these news outlets are seeing the writing on the wall and they’re starting to lay the groundwork to be able to claim that they have “always been” against the genocide now that it’s undeniable.
- Comment on captions 4 weeks ago:
Its spelled wrong and the kerning is off.
Crocodiles, donuts (W), im here
- Comment on You don’t see articles like this about moms with three two jobs who still manage to take care of their kids. 5 weeks ago:
It’s meant to deify these CEOs. Gullible schmoes see this and think “well that makes sense, he spends every hour of his day working. That’s three times more than me! No wonder he makes a million times my salary! See, the only reason I’m not making billions is because I don’t have the divine skills and talent to work on my company all day.” (Or, “I choose to have a work-life balance cause I don’t mind making a little less money”)
These CEOs have PR teams dedicated to slipping out stories like these so it keeps the CEO looking like a king.
- Comment on Horny🧠 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Panama Proxima 5 weeks ago:
Cradle of civilization is going to be lit around the Indian ocean. It’s like a super Mediterranean.
- Comment on Can I lick it? 1 month ago:
You can absolutely lick lead once without any noticeable consequences. You need to be living in constant interaction with lead to get poisoning.
- Comment on Every time 1 month ago:
lol, that’s a lot of comments and replies just to overwhelmingly reaffirm that they completely don’t understand the reason the system around them exists or just how much they actually rely on it.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I like how this image smugly pretends like it’s above it all when lust and time wasting questions are like 2/5 pillars of the human condition.
- Comment on Every time 1 month ago:
Texas is the embodiment of the libertarian house cat analogy.
- Comment on naruto therapy 1 month ago:
Big problem with rickrolling in this day and age is that half the sites have video previews. Even texting has it now
- Comment on Contributions 1 month ago:
Nice, so someone might actually come across it when searching for something specific that they don’t have the research skills to find normally instead of the research rotting in a closet as this comic indicates.
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 month ago:
I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol
- Comment on All downhill from there 1 month ago:
Sweating is such a powerful ability for humans when compared to the animal kingdom. I mean, not only does my sweat keep me cool, I can clear out an entire room with it if it’s a little too hot!
- Comment on Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman 1 month ago:
Yeah! We gotta give people the choice to work or die due to lack of medical care! That’s never been done before! What’s that called?
- Comment on Alley cat lunch 2 months ago:
Y’all ever heard of sushi? Pickled is overkill.
- Comment on The roses, of course. Ow. 2 months ago:
It’s shell or palm tree for me
- Comment on The historical version of sending an email when you were drunk 2 months ago:
Dick reliefs
- Comment on Crossover episode 2 months ago:
Because in real life they would have to have a walkie talkie moth on the moon and that takes too long duh.
