As a 52 year old that has been skateboarding since the 1970’s I take great offense with anyone that tries to gatekeep skateboarding. Skateboards are always cool.
Love this
Submitted 2 days ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Stop complaining… Oh wait
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I think it’s all about perspective. Say the Patty Cake one. A 30 year old doesn’t seem “cool” doing it according to the chart. But a 30 year old who sits down with a 5 year old and does it… That kid thinks they are pretty cool.
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I debate every week learning to skate at 45
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
do it
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I feel there is a big difference between being able to skate at 45 and learning to skate at 45.
I used to skate as a kid, but I never once managed to pop an ollie.
Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Tony??
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
I actually had a picture with Tony Hawk from when I was ~11. I ran across him at the airport and I made my mom take.our picture.
bstix@feddit.dk 1 day ago
I’ve been skating since 1986. The first time someone asked me if I was too old for it was in 1987. That question is really only in the eye of the beholder.
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 days ago
vala@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Unexpected dinosaur jr
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Being at the bottom of the half pipe isn’t cool though.
Owlboi@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I was wondering why there was a spike at 70 but then i realized
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nice
Dasus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nice
UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
FYI (because I had to look it up) Juuling is just vaping with a smaller type of vape…
witchybitchy@lemm.ee 2 days ago
like, say, a Juul?
UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
Sure but I don’t vape so the only thing Juul means to me is Yule…
AlexLost@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Na, juuls use a salt crystal delivery system, vapes use an oil base concentrate.
curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Salt nic is not exclusive to Juul, and only weed vapes use an oil. Vape juice is propylene glycol and vegetable glycerol with flavoring and nicotine.
(Source here is me, went to vapes to successfully quit smoking back when there was more threading than a 510, when mods were a milled tube and a button or flashlight guts, with an rca connector on top so you could switch between different thread types. It sucks what its become, it was really helpful for me to quit nicotine completelt by having a vape.)
Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Both look like you’re sucking a dick
MissJinx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
of a 100 yo is still living alone he is metal as fuck. If a 100yo is breathing he is already cool, anything they do is already a win
Saleh@feddit.org 1 day ago
Henry Kissinger…
abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 day ago
There’s nothing cool about having to live alone because the person you been married to for 50+ years died and you can’t bring yourself to meet soemone else out of heartache, even after 10 or 20 years.
It is pretty cool though if you do manage to meet someone else, when you’re 90 and now you’re popping viagra like candy.
exu@feditown.com 1 day ago
Depends if they’re just wasting away alone or still active and healthy.
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck yeah, juul it up old fart
terminhell@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Bruh, seeing gam gam playing patty cake at 97 is priceless. Fix this graph lol
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
There are definitely patty cake cool bumps when you become a parent of a toddler and a grandparent of a toddler. In those moments your coolness is off the chart.
vala@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Skateboarding is never anything but maximum coolness at any age.
D_C@lemm.ee 1 day ago
That half-pipe in the graph looks very tempting. I can’t wait until I’m 80 so I can be a cool skateboarder again.
TommySoda@lemmy.world 2 days ago
(Seeing the birthday spike.)
Nice.
Bernar_moustach@jlai.lu 2 days ago
Best infographic ever, I know what to do with my life now.
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Drop in, let’s go
Jerb322@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Juuling?
the_tab_key@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Vaping.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not that old. Juul isn’t even that old. When I used vaping to quit smoking before stopping both, you had to have a basic understanding of electronics for mechanical and box mods to make coils and such. Tanks weren’t that great at that point so I used a drip tip which I did actually enjoy at the time. I recognize this might sound like being like hipster or something, but its crazy seeing where vaping is now.
rabber@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Divorced living alone at 30 and this meme just lifted my spirits a little bit
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 day ago
Enjoy the dirty thirties as they are meant to be enjoyed
cortex7979@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I’m colour blind you ducker
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Quacking whippersnappers!
solsangraal@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
people can afford to live alone?
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I did for about two months before COVID, then immediately needed a roommate to afford to live again.
AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m 62. I retired in January. In February, my 30-year marriage ended. I’m living alone for the first time in decades, and I never really did it very long before (a few years in my late 20s. It’s very strange. at this age.
lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Wow—that is a lot of major life events crammed into 2025. Be nice to yourself. Often.
AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
I disagree with the “complaining about young people” line having coolness increase proportionally with age: when I was a young adult, I often joked about kids these days in a way that seemed to get a lot of laughs. The humour was in the fact that I was a young person talking about young people as if I wasn’t one of them (and beneath that was me making light of the text that, likely due to being autistic, I have always felt isolated from my peer group).
Anyway, I got good at leveraging this for humour, but as I aged, the joke potential expired: I was too old for there to be any irony in saying “kids these days”, but not old enough for it to be cool to complain about young people.
On the bright side, I am sufficiently old to be able to torment young people by misusing their slang. It’s most likely effective if you use the slang in a mostly right way, so I enjoy the challenge of needing to actually understand correct usage of new slang. Amusingly, studying current slang as an outsider is a skill I’m well versed in, given that I had to do this even when I was young.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
That is cool! Shocked to see an 8 wheeler.
Really putting the back in back in the day.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
A Toft design, 8 wheeler. Custom bearings, wheel wells, lifters, extended trucks. Was made for me to go faaaaast down hills but I could also do most tricks as well. Helps when your friend has a skateboard factory.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m just gonna go ahead and say it. The fuck is juuling
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
I think it’s a type of vape, but it was popular a while ago and I haven’t heard much since. Maybe this is an old meme?
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
It was SO popular I’m shocked at how many people dong remember it
mcqtom@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Patty-cake does not reach maximum coolness at about age 9.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
I remember patty-cake games being super popular in elementary school, and it switched to hacky sack games in late middle school through high school. I think the graph is accurate.
pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If you’re able to live on your own over the age of 90, you’re killing it.
RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Yea, needs a new upswing at 70 for “living alone” like, it’s potentially sad, but just being able to live on your own gets more impressive the older someone is
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As a person who quit smoking before vaping was created, I wholeheartedly support anyone who vapes as a way to get off cigarettes. Those things’ll kill ya.
Wilco@lemm.ee 1 day ago
10-15 is a bit old for patty cake to be cool.
AidsKitty@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Id say those are all very accurate. Good job.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Is drinking age not a big thing in other countries? In the US there would be a drop from 19/20 birthdays and a spike at 21 that drops down again for 22.
nuko147@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I would change the ‘complaining about young’ people with ‘complaining about everything’.
sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Max level for human race leaked
JulieLemming@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I want this graph for all the drugs and substances used by humankind
tkw8@lemm.ee 2 days ago
The age spike at 69 is 🤌
double_quack@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I didn’t notice!!! Hahahahh
Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I thought that’s celebrating retirement.
CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nope.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Nice