lars

@lars@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad I suck dick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But ancient weather forecasts’d be like

  Today: rain; to-morrow: fair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The x-file

  The I File

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The lord of the anal goes so hard

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fear

  or

  Loathing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  À la vôtre 🍷🍷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When life gives you people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s for quartz—or ⁴⁄₄ for short—when you get it wrong tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spyhoppin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Blåhaj is that you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spyhoppin'⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been watching my figure

  expand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait—I could have been physically enjoying the torture, rather than getting off on the dom’s pleasure??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Touché±. Predictable drivers are so under-appreciated.

  And hating on other cities(’ drivers)—an annoying habit I learned in the Pacific Northwest—is kinda tacky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheat Codes Activated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  high functioning

  I mean… have you ever been on I-93? Or even been cut off by someone who appears to have murder–suicide in mind, like anywhere in the northeast (it’s always Mass plates)?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My sugardaddy takes issue with that term. But also yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Remarkably interesting and human details—thank you for taking the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if you like green eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait ’til you hear our cute ideas about public wellbeing!! They sell themselves!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the ’20s tho? Not rly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh? This is actually great news.

  I’m a grownup who got a driving license late, but even after the practice and test I didn’t know the answer to how to signal out of a roundabout. So I looked it up.

  In my home state, the law is: never use your left signal at a roundabout (unless switching to a left lane within a roundabout). So I assumed it was universal. Maybe not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone refuses to edit their posts, then ask if they are a toilet paper person. It’s the only way.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The American mind cannot comprehend nuance. It is all either stop or go. And now yield in Pennky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did not know

  hypermiling

  means making post-purchase changes to your car to make it more efficient. Why wouldn’t manufacturers sell them in better quality to begin with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen

  • Turning left without going around the center

  • Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and

  • My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A bunch of white landlords in their 20s‑ish who owned other human beings def understand me better than anyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

  Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed go have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

  Idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done it twice and felt nothing…. But smutwise, did E make you feel more open to other genders than you thought you were into?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “…and your dad refused to get a vasectomy” which is easy and reversible and quick-recovery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know so many well meaning people who have said exactly this

  Until the pregnancy test. And then they’re like “Let’s fucking DO it! We’ll be parents!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whence the name Fediverse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.