lars

@lars@lemmy.sdf.org

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GET BOMBADEERED, IDIOT⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially if you like green eyes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait ’til you hear our cute ideas about public wellbeing!! They sell themselves!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I dont want to enter a contract when consuming your product..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In the ’20s tho? Not rly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh? This is actually great news.

  I’m a grownup who got a driving license late, but even after the practice and test I didn’t know the answer to how to signal out of a roundabout. So I looked it up.

  In my home state, the law is: never use your left signal at a roundabout (unless switching to a left lane within a roundabout). So I assumed it was universal. Maybe not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive for 1 minute in Hong Kong and cross a district. Your mind cannot comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone refuses to edit their posts, then ask if they are a toilet paper person. It’s the only way.

  /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The American mind cannot comprehend nuance. It is all either stop or go. And now yield in Pennky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I did not know

  hypermiling

  means making post-purchase changes to your car to make it more efficient. Why wouldn’t manufacturers sell them in better quality to begin with?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen

  • Turning left without going around the center

  • Stopping to allow someone into the roundabout intended as a kind gesture and

  • My mom insisted that in her car I use the left turn signal if my roundabout exit is to the left of my entrance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A bunch of white landlords in their 20s‑ish who owned other human beings def understand me better than anyone else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I reeeeal American I just don’t want my tax dollars going to fund other people’s firefighting costs. Can we privatize that??

  Also a right to bear arms and own weapons is sacrosanct and very important to my people. Why can’t our people please finally be allowed go have nuclear weapons. Their kids need some too. Very important.

  Idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is this normal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve done it twice and felt nothing…. But smutwise, did E make you feel more open to other genders than you thought you were into?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨talking to my dad about depression⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “…and your dad refused to get a vasectomy” which is easy and reversible and quick-recovery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨talking to my dad about depression⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know so many well meaning people who have said exactly this

  Until the pregnancy test. And then they’re like “Let’s fucking DO it! We’ll be parents!!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whence the name Fediverse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a humiliated non-con no-respect sub in my relationship with my findom government and lemmy tell you: This. Fucking. Sucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder just how much money he would have donated to fascists by now. Rest in peace, micromanaging megalomaniac monster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Perfect Anatomy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly what one of His creations would say. God bless you, friend!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  JPEGs you can hear

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But luckily this was a calm dog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost dog⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Barely colorized Fido there either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sometimes it be like that⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I too was once the youngest child, then relegated to middle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy No-more-USA Day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Long live King George III

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m allergic to SVG zs so when the comment above said they were 425314, my internal reaction was “no, it’s just 42531”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure my kindergarten teacher and mom both on our team. My fate was long ago sealed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wasn’t aware there was any other way. I’m having an identity crisis over here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mullvad's ads are good⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My fucking lord I didn’t laugh at any of the parent comments…. But GNU xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spidey Senses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see mice outside and I’m like “awwwwwwwww”.

  I hear about people seeing spiders inside and my pulse rate rises.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spidey Senses⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ancient lizard brain

  I’m with you 100% spiders-wise but wonder if it’s cultural rather than lizard-brained. If I had a kid whom I could convince

  • spiders don’t scare me and should not scare you,
  • spiders, humans, and dogs are all reasonable animals to have in our home,

  then would this kid be down with spiders’ company?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Original Flavour⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We talking USB-C, though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might be time to find another job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never going to Sweden if I have to fucking leave after