disguy_ovahea
@disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon checks in on their bully 1 day ago:
That’s because your weenie dad was too scared to try to prevent the bully from raping your mom at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.
It’s pretty a pretty fucked up plot point when you think about it.
- Comment on You never know 2 days ago:
I’m older than the internet, so I have no choice but to question what I know. In the 80s and 90s many of us were obsessed with memorizing useless facts. They were a fun part of conversation prior to limitless access to information.
It’s bananas how much of what I memorized is false. Some of it even came from my teachers. This is a fun and interesting read that I highly recommend for anyone who attended public school in the US.
- Comment on He died trying to suck his own penis, RIP. 6 days ago:
It’s penii all the way down
- Comment on Time travel is easy, it's just lame 6 days ago:
And the bike is a space machine, but not a time machine. What we need is a spacetime machine.
- Comment on It's Wednesday my dudes...? 1 week ago:
That right there is a Saturday night.
- Comment on I'm not going to literally eat them. But enjoy doing it in a different context 1 week ago:
Is that a cutting board?!?
I need one to use as a charcuterie board.
- Comment on This just in 1 week ago:
There’s also no dealer option for stirrups.
- Comment on oopsie 1 week ago:
I find it’s less common to find insistent users who refuse to read provided sources, or provide sources of their own, on Lemmy than on Facebook. It happens, but far less frequently than when I last used Facebook in 2015. Although my perspective may be unique to my curated feed.
- Comment on nd snow 🥰 i love securing barren wilderness for oil 1 week ago:
He can pull them up the second he’s president, but Biden is in power for the inauguration.
- Comment on nd snow 🥰 i love securing barren wilderness for oil 1 week ago:
Ever since Carter returned it in ‘77. He died six days after Trump announced his interest in reclamation.
Carter got even though. All government flags will be at half mast for Trump’s inauguration. The “death of democracy” photos will symbolize his presidency in perpetuity.
- Comment on Ultimate Shitposting 1 week ago:
This is brilliant.
It’s 100% within the constitutional rights of the 99% that know its message is sarcasm.
- Comment on Everyone is a critic 1 week ago:
Preservatives my furry little friend, preservatives.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
“Don’t expect to hold up the balls by pulling down the thong.”
-Calvin Coolidge
- Comment on There is a fee to close my HSA account 2 weeks ago:
I switched off of the family HSA plan after two years of paying out of pocket at the end of the term. It depends on the customer.
Regardless, the interest rates are abysmal.
- Comment on There is a fee to close my HSA account 2 weeks ago:
You don’t get it. It’s a health savings account.
They charitably contribute a whopping 0.05% APY to an account that drains to zero every year.
- Comment on "It seems likely Elon Musk has lost over half of the UK twitter daily audience by now" 2 weeks ago:
Whaddaya wanna bet all those prominent upticks are bot account launches?
- Comment on Good morning I choose frosted strawberry. 2 weeks ago:
I can’t blame you. I’d pop that tart.
- Comment on *automatic window noises* 2 weeks ago:
It’s Mega Maid! She’s gone from suck to blow!
- Comment on No matter how old they get men are locked into a grammar school view of sex 2 weeks ago:
That turkey looks hungry.
Here. Have some mushrooms.
- Comment on Ethics and Morality thrown out the window 2 weeks ago:
How do people cope with repeated exposure to trauma? If you ask any first responder, it’ll be sarcasm every time. Dehumanizing the situation is a defense mechanism for psychological survival.
What is the point of all of the rageful, hateful fearmongering about ‘foreigners’ from right wing media?
This is the point.
- Comment on I have a good feeling about this one. 2 weeks ago:
2025?
Feels more like Season 5 of 2016.
- Comment on The writers have run out of ideas 2 weeks ago:
Good eye. Turns out they’re both frames from a video.
- Comment on The writers have run out of ideas 2 weeks ago:
Here’s the original photo before the low-quality noise reduction and oversaturation, in case anyone else is interested.
- Comment on Yule Tidings 2 weeks ago:
I’m going to evenly microwave a Hot Pocket.
- Comment on Stop wasting money on shrinks and drugs - read this book 2 weeks ago:
Oh sure. There are people who crutch all sorts of disabilities and use them to justify poor behavior. I was just having fun with the shitpost.
- Comment on Stop wasting money on shrinks and drugs - read this book 2 weeks ago:
From the author of
“Have You Tried Exercise”
and
“It’s All in Your Head”
- Comment on A majority of migrant workers employed with H-1B visas are paid below-median wages: Large tech firms, including Amazon, Google, and Microsoft, use visa program to underpay workers 2 weeks ago:
Exactly. Musk is using skill as a red herring to divert focus away from the tech industry layoffs and underpayment of imported labor.
- Comment on We need to go back! Back to the terminal! 3 weeks ago:
Right. I’m saying how great it would’ve been to have those things when all we had was CLI. Especially dummies like me who didn’t ask for help or look for resources and had to reverse engineer directory changes and command strings to learn the interface.
- Comment on We need to go back! Back to the terminal! 3 weeks ago:
Or a clipboard. The amount of single use script kiddie code I had transcribed in my marble composition notebook was staggering.
- Comment on Ayyy 3 weeks ago:
Oh valley of plenty
