I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.
spicy one
Submitted 2 weeks ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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anas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that’s a bad thing to be. I don’t make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nobody tell Israel that Arabs are semites too.
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.
ms_lane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
(keikaku means plan)
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around… I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion!
grue@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Considering that we’re in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I’d say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I’m guessing it would exceed the “Great Dying” to take the crown.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s actually a brilliant idea. Once you eradicate most of the humanity, the rest will sort itself out.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I’m simplifying a lot of things right now)
grue@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, now you’ve piqued my curiosity. Got a link?
The Wikipedia article I’m reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that’s not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn’t actually as settled as I’m making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn’t change the “result” of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Combination sea level rice abd lots of much smaller nuclear explosions.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
So they’re really trying to fix global warming!
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
This would require an asteroid/comet impact … an order of magnitude, or two, or three, more destructive than the chicxulub impact that wiped out the dinosaurs.
The entire chicxulub impact crater is about the size of ‘Mound Island’.
An impact this huge would probably shatter the crust of much of, if not the entire planet, and turn the entire atmosphere into fire.
sus@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
this would actually be achieved by a team of 20 thousand oompa loompas with small shovels and 500 thousand megatons of cocaine
pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I like how you think
Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One can hope
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I don’t think there’s anything that could make a crater like that on Earth. Like, an impact big enough to leave a crater that big would render the entire crust splashy enough to fill it back in.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Yeah… from what I remember of dicking around in universe sandbox and space engine a while back… yeah, an impact this massive would … well, now it makes more sense to model earth as a multilayered, viscous liquid, basically.
You could end up with a ring system or possibly some minor moons, made out of ejecta.
After basically the entire Earth has turned into ‘the floor is lava’ for… decades? centuries?
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But anime amiright?
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Hell’s Gate, Heaven’s Gate - Darker than Black
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Every single nuke in the world pointed at the same spot could not achieve anything even close to this.
No, but they could create a thin glass crust over the whole area that would accomplish much the same effect.
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That circle is roughly about 2000 miles across (according to rough measurements in Google maps), which is only about 2x the size of the Gulf of Mexico.
But yeah, this would be a cataclysmic event.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Israel would still find a way to fight over more land
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“this floating fridge is a part what God promised us!”
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
crazy how the bomb ignored the island in the middle, didn’t know we had donut nukes
Auth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
the safest place is in the eye of the nuke
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You can’t convince me that isn’t a nipple snuck in by the image creator.
foggianism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Aaaaah destroying entire nations - every zionists wet dream
crazyhotpasta@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not a zionist, but I’d like to see russia get destroyed
RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Why? Only a couple people in that country actually cause the bad stuff
Infinite@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Missilepotamia
Hux@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
The Atomic Sea
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck we missed Israel again, launch another one.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The New Gulf of America
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Whatever made that crater was an ELE. Bigger than Chicxulub.
We have plenty of great filters to navigate:
We end war, or we die.
We restore the atmosphere and rebuild global ecology, or we die.
We end stratified society and power disparity, or we die.
Where are all the aliens? Fermi asked. The first question is, how do we navigate our way to becoming a space-faring, world colonizing species, ourselves? It’s turning out to be pretty difficult for the common hominid.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Not to mention skynet. It always bothers me when people leave AI out of lists of x-risks. I guess it’s because a popular sci-fi movie predicted it would happen, so nobody takes it seriously. Or perhaps it’s just because AI is so unpopular now, nobody wants to devote any time to thinking about the ramifications of it becoming smarter.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Courtesy of XKCD, long before we have to contend with unfriendly AI (we have committees of AI-techs working on this problem already) we’ll have to contend with someone like Musk or Bezos determined to own everything and capable of creating an AI-controlled army of killer robots.
We’re not sure how rogue AI is going to manifest. We are sure rogue power-seeking humans exist all the time, and positions of power are commonly filled by them. (That’s the primary argument for election by sortition, or by lottery.)
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Anyone else glad that the USA has been kicked off the planet?
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
The actual “Gulf of America”
woelkchen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Intact Russia. Not very good.
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
No South Sudan. Very confusing.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That would be moving Israel somewhere else.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Wouldn’t a nuke that big crack the crust?
WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
maybe, but it seems it would lower the sea level
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
ts looks like the kerbin map from KSP 🥀
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
The nostalgia for the Kerbin map is going be crazy if KSA takes off and fills the void for the next decade or so.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh wow, didn’t realize someone picked up the torch after ksp2 died. Haven’t touched a rocket in a few years but I’m down for some unplanned rapid dissasemblies in my future.
Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
juliebean@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
the idea that national borders would still exist, let alone be so unchanged, after such a world changing impact, is laughable.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not even remotely funny.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
It’s a little funny.
If you can’t laugh while choking on fallout, why even bother?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Making “fun” about the eradication of someone (some country) already the target of current and ongoing aggression from all over the world, while the shitheads of America and Israel are bombing them, committing war crimes and mass murdering people faster than we can count, is decidedly inhumane and despicable.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
So would this lower sea levels?
grue@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, because (a) that’s way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was “only” about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn’t make craters at all to begin with.
The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.
Etterra@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
To be fair, technically nobody can fight over their bullshit if neither they nor their bullshit exist.
cute_noker@feddit.dk 2 weeks ago
And thus it happened. There were peace for a hundred years.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a nipple in the middle.
conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Is this boomer shit really making the rounds again? This is so 2003.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The existence of man is proof that there is no god.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nice to see Ukraine won
DmMacniel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
And they got crimea back!
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well they didn’t get any Western students protesting the genocide there, so it doesn’t surprise me.