I love how the answer to the Middle East problem is a nuke, and not just, I don’t know, leaving us alone for a change.
spicy one
Submitted 9 hours ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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anas@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
No, sorry, letting arabs live is antisemitic. And that’s a bad thing to be. I don’t make the rules; i just uncritically accept anc enforce them upon those who cannot defend themselves.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Not allowing the zionazis to destroy all life on earth is antisemitic.
anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Whoever drew this went to great lengths to keep Israel on the map
ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 46 minutes ago
Without it the value of the Suez Canal plummets. Please, think of the shareholders.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Which is illogical if it is supposed to be an epicentre of explosions. However, if it was Israel nuking everyone around… I mean, one ongoing genocide may not be enough for them.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Well not rewarding them fir starting a world war would be antisemitic.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Nice to see Ukraine won
DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 hours ago
And they got crimea back!
NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 hours ago
Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 hours ago
The haters will say an old map was used to edit this but realistically a lot can happen in 10 years.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Well they didn’t get any Western students protesting the genocide there, so it doesn’t surprise me.
Infinite@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Missilepotamia
RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Kazakhstan, after finally securing access to the oceans: Just according to keikaku.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
(keikaku means plan)
ms_lane@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Imagine how much potassium they could export with direct access to the GZ Ocean?
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
Doing this creates world peace change my mind lol
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
It looks much larger than the Chicxulub crater (72 tera tonnes of TNT), this must be a exatonne explosion!
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
Trump solves global warming with nuclear weapons. Get his Nobel prize ready.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
That’s actually a brilliant idea. Once you eradicate most of the humanity, the rest will sort itself out.
grue@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Considering that we’re in the midst of the Anthropocene mass extinction event already, I’d say it would be a certainty. The only question would be how bad it would get. Given how much larger that crater would be than Chicxulub, I’m guessing it would exceed the “Great Dying” to take the crown.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
Combination sea level rice abd lots of much smaller nuclear explosions.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I was gonna say. With a crater that large, we all lose.
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
So they’re really trying to fix global warming!
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 7 hours ago
it would also shatter tectonic plates, create rifts and reverse the directions some plates were moving, the asteroid impact you mention resulted in the Indian subcontinent (I’m simplifying a lot of things right now)
grue@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Well, now you’ve piqued my curiosity. Got a link?
The Wikipedia article I’m reading right now says that the Indian plate split from Gondwana 100 MY ago (33 MY before the Chicxulub impact), so that’s not the connection. Further down the page, it says that the plate movement might have sped up as it passed over the mantle plume from the impact that created the Deccan Traps (my interpretation, BTW; the science isn’t actually as settled as I’m making it out to be), but it seems to me that that wouldn’t change the “result” of the plate colliding with Asia and creating the Indian Subcontinent, only the timing of the collision.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Israel would still find a way to fight over more land
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
“this floating fridge is a part what God promised us!”
Hux@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
The Atomic Sea
sirico@feddit.uk 1 hour ago
Arma calling it again
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Not even remotely funny.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 hours ago
It’s a little funny.
If you can’t laugh while choking on fallout, why even bother?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Making “fun” about the eradication of someone (some country) already the target of current and ongoing aggression from all over the world, while the shitheads of America and Israel are bombing them, committing war crimes and mass murdering people faster than we can count, is decidedly inhumane and despicable.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The New Gulf of America
woelkchen@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Deoccupied Ukraine. Very good.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Intact Russia. Not very good.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s a nipple in the middle.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s the holy land
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 58 minutes ago
That’s the holy sea.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
How to achieve peace in the middle east with this one trick.
FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That would be moving Israel somewhere else.
FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The existence of man is proof that there is no god.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
So would this lower sea levels?
grue@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
No, because (a) that’s way, way bigger than any single bomb would make (the largest nuclear crater ever made was “only” about 390m across), and (b) actual nuclear weapon attacks would be detonated as air-bursts and therefore wouldn’t make craters at all to begin with.
The afore-mentioned crater was the result of an underground test, BTW. The largest bomb ever detonated, the Tsar Bomba, left no crater because it was an air-burst at 4,000m altitude.
dumbass@quokk.au 8 hours ago
Maybe we'll finally find Atlantis!
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
SG-1 was so optimistic…
SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 3 hours ago
But from where will we get the oil!?! 😥
expatriado@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
but think about the military industrial complex shareholders, they would struggle after this
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Couldn't they just tow them out of the environment instead?
Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Lex Luthor
ICastFist@programming.dev 5 hours ago
How nice of the bombs?, super sized asteroid?, to leave a neat
littlehuge mountain right in the middle of the impact zonereddit_sux@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Half of Pakistan gone 😅
cheesecakecat@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
2035, Arma 3 reference
rustyfish@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Kinda upset about the thought of all the great food being lost.
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 8 hours ago
and we still wouldn’t transition off oil.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 7 hours ago
Why would an asteroid Impact would convince OPEC to transition?
wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
A lot of the oil production is in the crater
cute_noker@feddit.dk 37 minutes ago
And thus it happened. There were peace for a hundred years.