Anomalocaris
@Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
- Comment on I hope i don't get downvoted for this 1 hour ago:
metric superiority
- Comment on On trees... 2 days ago:
appreciate when a symbiote becomes it’s own thing.
the tree of life isn’t meant to merge branches,
Eukaryotes, corals, lychens, probably the same with chlorophyll.
- Comment on On trees... 2 days ago:
I wish, I’m only a crab, trying to become a tree
- Comment on On trees... 3 days ago:
I’m a billion years, crabs will start turning into trees and trees into crabs. merging into the ubercreature
- Comment on Will rice fix it?! 6 days ago:
Every phone is foldable, just most of them are single use
- Comment on May we take a quick selfie sir? 6 days ago:
instructions unclear, Lesbos becomes independent and begins annexing more island. long line the lesbian empire
- Comment on May we take a quick selfie sir? 6 days ago:
he’s annoyed that they aren’t buying anything
- Comment on Grieve with me 1 week ago:
or gimme a fiver and a toothpick
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
I CAST NAP NAP
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
100%
best pajamas are made of leather…
I promise, I’m not a psychopath.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
19 to 20.
any loss clothes feel so uncomfortable.
- Comment on 7 for me 1 week ago:
who tf Donald ducks it?
- Comment on Got any grapes? 1 week ago:
i don’t have a visa :(
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
But yeah, people need to stop trying to use letters and symbols to replace the phonemes of that letter’s name.
The whole point of written language is to replace phonemes and other concepts to symbols.
Unbeknown to us, those Karen creating Tragedighs are actually evolving human language.
/j
- Comment on Iceland approved the 4-day workweek in 2019: nearly 6 years later, all the predictions made have come true. 1 week ago:
prefer analogy, everything is better with anal
- Comment on What's the worst spelling you've seen? 1 week ago:
washingtonpost.com/…/little-girl-named-abcde-was-…
A girl named Abcde
tbf, it supposed to ve pronounced Absedee. which isn’t ugly phonetically, but being named Abcde???
- Comment on HBO Boss Insists 'Harry Potter' Show Will Not Contain J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Views 3 weeks ago:
just adapt Chuck tingle version instead.
what? are they afraid of billions in profits?
- Comment on HBO Boss Insists 'Harry Potter' Show Will Not Contain J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Views 3 weeks ago:
even still,
one donation doesn’t cancel another.
- Comment on HBO Boss Insists 'Harry Potter' Show Will Not Contain J.K. Rowling's Anti-Trans Views 3 weeks ago:
if their main goal in life it’s to use your wealth to ruin the lives of a minority, then they should have nothing at all.
- Comment on Liquid Trees 3 weeks ago:
useless pests they are. who cares that they provide free shade, free oxygen, free beauty for all to enjoy. Fucking commies.
- Comment on The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique 3 weeks ago:
I loved my pebble, genuinely the perfect “smart” watch.
just enough tech to make it extra useful, week long battery life with always on screen (eink).
extra features they I absolutely loved. smart alarm, it tracked sleep quality to wake you somewhere between your alarm time and 30 minutes before to wake you up at the best sleep cycle, it was amazing, best alarm clock ever, it didn’t wake up my wife, only me. you cannot do it with modern smart watches because they need to charge.
no touchscreen, PHYSICAL TACTILE BUTTONS!!! I could use so many features without even looking at it? mute, contol music, dismiss stuff… genuinely useful stuff that actually made me use my phone less.
And its personality? it was cheerful and loveable.
- Comment on The Return of the Pebble Smartwatch Is a Sign People Crave Something Unique 3 weeks ago:
they were bought out by competition, why make better products of you can simply buy off competitors.
Pebble was competing with Fitbit so Fitbit bought them, then Google bought Fitbit because they were competing in the smart watch market.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 3 weeks ago:
when ya wank, do you shoot 3kg naked shitting humans?
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 3 weeks ago:
seeing people admit their mistakes online is one of the rarest and most beautiful sights in nature
- Comment on sus 3 weeks ago:
it must really suck if sudently 2 boyfriend, 3 girlfriends, and 3 non binary partners decide to risk homelessness rather than stay with you.
- Comment on FANTER 3 weeks ago:
not a bad story for a superhero with time travel powers.
the only consequence is that you will age (normal rate for you), but really fast compared to everyone else, given that you likely go back and forth a lot.
Imagine how hard is it for your family to see you after a week and you look visibly older because you were busy saving lots of people, and you ended up living a few years in a single week.
- Comment on sus 3 weeks ago:
if I’m not mistaken, belters are poly because they looked being really close and personal in a ship, while Holden’s family was more because legal issues and land rights. Holden’s family wasn’t a normal thing on earth, while Belters polycules were like the norm for Belters.
- Comment on sus 3 weeks ago:
gets voted out
slowly takes out an immunity totem i found in a charity shop.
- Comment on Pope 3 weeks ago:
just give her a male baptism, it isn’t a brit milah, you don’t really need the dongdong
- Comment on RFK Jr. Orders Search for New Measles Treatments Instead of Urging Vaccination 3 weeks ago:
poor thing, starved to death