Anomalocaris
@Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
- Comment on just beat it 2 days ago:
can’t believe they were pushing shovelware in mars
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 4 days ago:
interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it’s considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross
- Comment on Hmmm this came from the gutter of the gutter of my mind. You have been warned. 4 days ago:
i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.
it’s a egg white replacement.
it would just curdle in hot drinks
- Comment on 4 days ago:
if your goal is to increase birth related deaths.
- Comment on The grass is happy to see you 4 days ago:
after Reddit I tried mastodon. didn’t manage to get into it, too different from what I’m used to
- Comment on Uhh... 4 days ago:
nothing wrong with what they are doing, the alternative is a pain in the ass
- Comment on Uhh... 4 days ago:
What’s wrong with bros holding each other microphones?
- Comment on PSA: Get Your Parents Off the Meta AI App Right Now-This is bad, folks. Very bad. 4 days ago:
i didn’t want to get that app, but I went to witness that shitshow
- Comment on The grass is happy to see you 4 days ago:
This brings me back.
I got this image from a lecture about Marram grass, I placed it on Reddit, and every now and then it gets reposted.
glad to see it here
RIP my banned Reddit account.
- Comment on Curious minds want to know!! 5 days ago:
that’s why they can have so many teeth,
imagine humans with10 times the amount of teeth, and therefore 10 time more likely to get tooth ache.
- Comment on Post your favorite frogs. 6 days ago:
through it was a diaper
- Comment on Post your favorite frogs. 6 days ago:
through it was a diaper
- Comment on Ofsted criticised over training manual linking autistic children to extremism 1 week ago:
the only extremism we have is that we’re Xtremely cool
- Comment on Anon watches a romance movie 1 week ago:
Piña colada is a “you both awful and deserve each other”
- Comment on My brain is acting like a junkie who hasn't had their anger fix 1 week ago:
you probably meant bidet, just to be safe, you aren’t allowed in my house.
- Comment on Friendly reminder 1 week ago:
we need an adult animated show about them
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
it’s so strange that it exists and yet practically no one heard of it.
it isn’t new, got mine and 2009. it’s called Orthokeratography or ortho-K.
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
i got mine in the UK, they didn’t cost more than glasses.
not sure how the States deals with them
- Comment on Anon considers LASIK 1 week ago:
night lenses,
game changer
no idea why they are so obscure (besides conspiracy theories)
wear them while sleeping. perfect eyesight.
used to wear them for a few years, stopped, because one possible side effect is that it will improve your eye sight.
I no longer need glasses.
- Comment on OK so which is it? 1 week ago:
Haven’t heard that joke since the early 2000s
- Comment on My brain is acting like a junkie who hasn't had their anger fix 1 week ago:
here’s ragebait:
whichever way you put the toilet paper is wrong
- Comment on this is my hole! 1 week ago:
I’m a solarpunk, there will be meme slingers who go from village to village to showcase the memes he collected.
when the meme slinger comes to a town he sets up an exhibition.
some towns will have halls for memes.
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 1 week ago:
not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens
- Comment on I always hope for a horsey 1 week ago:
make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces
- Comment on Anon dreams of marriage 2 weeks ago:
with pecs like that it would be a disgrace to cover them
- Comment on Calm down 2 weeks ago:
Clam down.
- Comment on Calm down 2 weeks ago:
instead of “calm down” why not say “learn better coping techniques to handle my gaslighting, because it annoys me”
- Comment on respect dandelions! 2 weeks ago:
perfect username ♥️
- Comment on I can't hear them 2 weeks ago:
there will be some heat produced.
but it’s a real physical representation of a supertask en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertask
- Comment on I can't hear them 2 weeks ago:
if it wasn’t for some energy losses, there would be about infinite clicks before it stops