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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know about you, buy I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was inevitable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I understand what Trump cares about, says Starmer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  both “really care about family”

  Does Keir have a daughter and do we need to worry about that now too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨who wants coffee⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds lovely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rare's Everwild canceled amid layoffs at Xbox Game Studios⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll be fine because with CoPilot all 10 of the remaining programmers will be able to do the work of 1000!

  That or we’re going to see increasingly shoddy AAA titles in the near future and the industry is going to implode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rare's Everwild canceled amid layoffs at Xbox Game Studios⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  follow Microsoft’s lead in removing layers of management to increase agility and effectiveness

  I didn’t realise the game was being developed entirely by management.

  Also I hate the “increased agility” line. No-one gets more agile by having to cover the work of laid off folks on too of your own workload.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Food.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doghot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The doghot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, what are you waiting for?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flock Removes States From National Lookup Tool After ICE and Abortion Searches Revealed [404 Media]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well according to this diagram, there are just ants and weak ants. So, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I object to this diagram. Ants would almost certainly love a plate of beans on toast too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For 20 years? That’s impressive stamina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a pubes girl myself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sphincter it is then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve had a man in your pocket for 20 years?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Crikey ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s what you think. This is the fly on his boxer shorts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨spicy one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting that South Sudan decided to forfeit its independence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon turns on raytracing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Raytracing will be cool if hardware can catch it up. It’s pretty pointless if you have to play upscaled to turn the graphics up. And as you say, upscaling has its uses and is great tech, but when a game needs it to not look like dogshit (looking at you Stalker 2) it worries me a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Biblically, this man is going to hell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even in android Microsoft is still trying to get you to use edge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Autofilling all URLs to something completely different could be a fun way to browse

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh lord, Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Always has been

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do I find my people⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Minecraft Latvians?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re sick and tired of council pop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate, Round Earthers 🌍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well who else would build Barad-dûr?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We live in a society or smth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It already is and no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very small deal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL boats have buttholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple solution, really⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part of my life is writing sarcastic comments on shitty takes like this. That’s free and I’m a still in debt. Explain.