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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Very small deal⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL boats have buttholes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like a simple solution⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should see how much pee is in your bladder. I can’t believe you don’t get in there to wash it out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple solution, really⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The best part of my life is writing sarcastic comments on shitty takes like this. That’s free and I’m a still in debt. Explain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Black Eye at the White House: Did Somebody Punch Elon? The list of possible suspects seemed long.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey come on, there are plenty more of us outside the US that would love the opportunity too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Salmonella Outbreak Linked to Cucumbers Sickens 45 People⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve heard of Florida Man. Now introducing Florida Farm!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't Look Up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It would take about 10 days to fly from Israel to Doncaster in a paraglider, but it would be surprising if no-one noticed along the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wiltshire PCC supports calls to reclassify cannabis as Class A - BBC News⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might as well do crack then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The city is so lively⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that doesn’t make any sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah yeah, we get it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even the picture in the window is horrified

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph has deleted the seemingly made-up article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think The Telegraph are capable of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well one has “Natural juices” and the other is “Frick quality” and the website is inaccessible from my country, so I can only assume it is unnatural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's her secret?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like she’s trying to wash out some horrifically large spider eggs and seems to be revelling in their staying power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just an English breakfast to go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying you’re wrong, because it could very well be the case, but it doesn’t mention in the post that he is her husband-son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN firm says it didn’t know customers had lifetime subscriptions, cancels them⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, I find my deactivated accounts generally give a pretty poor continued experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I;m thinking about thos beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favourite Berks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Berkkake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was mainly commenting on the fact that there’s certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The onion writers crying⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have cursed us all today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It means everybody lives in squalor because fuck everybody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely his shoe business could have survived if he had only bought 2 shoes instead of a whole inventory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And then all the guys in your precinct started sucking each other off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If we put the algae in the oceans, then sink all of our cities underwater, all of our problems will be solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You will shelter next to the goo tank and you will like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve's invite-only Deadlock has an even more exclusive top-secret hush-hush version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame matchmaking and the death of the server browser. Having a regular server you’d join to play for fun, rather than every game being an arranged esports sweat fest really, was the peak of FPS multiplayer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You pervert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm telling ya Jimbo....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the worst genre of fanfic.