NoForwardslashS
@NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
- Comment on Why doesn't the US name this state? Are they stupid? 19 hours ago:
It’s Lake Michigan’s pubes.
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 2 days ago:
With people using chatbots instead of search engines and both are equally shitty, I think the internet we all knew and loved is already dead.
- Comment on Just a little... why not? 2 days ago:
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 2 days ago:
You need to get the 12 gauge spray for the kind of bug you’re thinking of.
- Comment on the eyes have it 1 week ago:
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 1 week ago:
You’ve got to tag this NSFW, everyone in my office is now furiously masturbating.
- Comment on mentoring 1 week ago:
tldr - Gary gives bad advice because he only offers happiness and contentment. This message doesnt work on young men because every single one wants to get rich and fuck women innately without any outside influence implanting that idea of “you are not good enough”.
- Comment on As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people. 1 week ago:
360 weevil pop shove it
- Comment on Please tell me 2 weeks ago:
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
- Comment on Are autistic people known to post a lot in social media or websites to "fill" their imaginations? 2 weeks ago:
I enjoy the info dump about info dumping
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
The world has gone so far off the rails, we have lived to see Nestlé become the good guys.
- Comment on Day 364 of posting a Daily Screenshot from the games I've been playing 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, never could get into SWAT, it greatly increases the skill gap, so people who play it all the time can just headshot you before you have a chance. The most fun modes were always the chaotic ones with hammers and rockets involved. Oddball and CTF come to mind.
- Comment on Covid 19 delivering packages on an electric scooter. 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully it is contactless delivery.
- Comment on Someone MUST be hiring for this position 2 weeks ago:
I’m afraid the YouTube prank bro community has been oversaturated for a while.
- Comment on Him and Elon were cybering, calling it now... 3 weeks ago:
Gross.
- Comment on Rumor: MMO Developer ZeniMax Online Studios May Have Closed Most Of Their Locations 3 weeks ago:
I’m simultaneously both excited and terrified to see the only logical conclusion to all this fuckery: awful vibe coded games that no-one wants and all of the senior talent drained from the industry forever.
- Comment on Krafton plan to delay Subnautica 2 and deny the studio a $250 million bonus 3 weeks ago:
Shades of ZA/UM here. Ousting the studio founders and original creators of the first game seemingly to avoid paying out bonuses.
- Comment on Barbers HATE this one simple trick 3 weeks ago:
Avocados are so expensive, that’s why Jeff turned his head into a giant avocado pit. Infinite avocado hack! ~whenever he finally decides to bury his stupid fucking head underground~
- Comment on Ok, I'll pay you the 1995 price 4 weeks ago:
I don’t know about you, buy I would probably go around the counter, instead of climbing over it and through a sign, if I needed to get to the fridges behind.
- Comment on It was inevitable 4 weeks ago:
If only the British had sent brand name tea, it wouldn’t be at the bottom of Boston harbour.
- Comment on I understand what Trump cares about, says Starmer 4 weeks ago:
both “really care about family”
Does Keir have a daughter and do we need to worry about that now too?
- Comment on who wants coffee 4 weeks ago:
Sounds lovely.
- Comment on Rare's Everwild canceled amid layoffs at Xbox Game Studios 4 weeks ago:
It’ll be fine because with CoPilot all 10 of the remaining programmers will be able to do the work of 1000!
That or we’re going to see increasingly shoddy AAA titles in the near future and the industry is going to implode.
- Comment on Rare's Everwild canceled amid layoffs at Xbox Game Studios 4 weeks ago:
follow Microsoft’s lead in removing layers of management to increase agility and effectiveness
I didn’t realise the game was being developed entirely by management.
Also I hate the “increased agility” line. No-one gets more agile by having to cover the work of laid off folks on too of your own workload.
- Comment on Food. 4 weeks ago:
I heard eggs will be cheaper any day now.
- Comment on The doghot 5 weeks ago:
That’s actually perfect. I was thinking jerky, but while it wouldn’t fit too well you would be able to call it a Jerkdog.
- Comment on The doghot 5 weeks ago:
If you’re going to split open the dog and use it as the bun, it should be something even more intensely meaty and salty inside it.
- Comment on Well, what are you waiting for? 5 weeks ago:
Elon Musk has 175 cock usphisasasnd you should too.
- Comment on They are so dumb they want to piss everyone off for a lousy 15 minutes 5 weeks ago:
I’m sure any time a policy like this is enacted, it will not increase productivity over the whole shift.
- Comment on Flock Removes States From National Lookup Tool After ICE and Abortion Searches Revealed [404 Media] 5 weeks ago:
Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?
