NoForwardslashS

@NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And then all the guys in your precinct started sucking each other off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If we put the algae in the oceans, then sink all of our cities underwater, all of our problems will be solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You will shelter next to the goo tank and you will like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve's invite-only Deadlock has an even more exclusive top-secret hush-hush version⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame matchmaking and the death of the server browser. Having a regular server you’d join to play for fun, rather than every game being an arranged esports sweat fest really, was the peak of FPS multiplayer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You pervert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm telling ya Jimbo....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the worst genre of fanfic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Figma ignores the fear, files paperwork for an IPO | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Figma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wriggle wriggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  1. It could do much worse than just swim past you.
  2. You’re already brave enough to deal with this horror if you’re in the water on an Australian beach.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Toretto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just asking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they get the urge to get something to eat at the 'Fly Thru'?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSLA gonna rebound. Proof:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photographers Are on a Mission to Fix Wikipedia's Famously Bad Celebrity Portraits [404 Media]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d argue that Kyle_Bartley’s is actually one of the best Wikipedia images I’ve seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 Tesla Charging Stations Torched Near Boston⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That would imply he actually knows any game mechanics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dissent is now a crime, lock everyone up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad they are reporting what matters and not some mundane thing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

  Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

  Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always fascinating to learn how things were invented⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How are we on Gen Triangle already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They will “transfer his conciousness” into one of Elon’s bartender-bots. Pay no attention to the Afrikaans accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s W.H.O. Exit Throws Smallpox Defenses Into Upheaval⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The forbidden pepperoni