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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah yeah, we get it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Even the picture in the window is horrified

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Telegraph has deleted the seemingly made-up article⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think The Telegraph are capable of that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well one has “Natural juices” and the other is “Frick quality” and the website is inaccessible from my country, so I can only assume it is unnatural.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's her secret?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like she’s trying to wash out some horrifically large spider eggs and seems to be revelling in their staying power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boba⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just an English breakfast to go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying you’re wrong, because it could very well be the case, but it doesn’t mention in the post that he is her husband-son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨VPN firm says it didn’t know customers had lifetime subscriptions, cancels them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, I find my deactivated accounts generally give a pretty poor continued experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I;m thinking about thos beans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post your favourite Berks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Berkkake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was mainly commenting on the fact that there’s certainly some people with a potential thousand penis handshake running around out there, unless there is also a specific rule about washing the hands after using the penis hose. Your reply suggests there is not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The onion writers crying⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have cursed us all today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You might want to hose it off when you are done⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it also required to wash your hands after touching the hose of a thousand penises, or is that part optional?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It means everybody lives in squalor because fuck everybody

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely his shoe business could have survived if he had only bought 2 shoes instead of a whole inventory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then all the guys in your precinct started sucking each other off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we put the algae in the oceans, then sink all of our cities underwater, all of our problems will be solved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You will shelter next to the goo tank and you will like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Valve's invite-only Deadlock has an even more exclusive top-secret hush-hush version⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I blame matchmaking and the death of the server browser. Having a regular server you’d join to play for fun, rather than every game being an arranged esports sweat fest really, was the peak of FPS multiplayer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Prehistoric sex toys are kind of hard to look at⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if they were soft to look at, they wouldn’t be much use would they?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You pervert

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm telling ya Jimbo....⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only the biggest ones, folks, trust me!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is the worst genre of fanfic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Figma ignores the fear, files paperwork for an IPO | TechCrunch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Figma balls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My ravioli bowl won't unstick. Took about an hour of prying, and still I couldn't unstick the plate.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wriggle wriggle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  1. It could do much worse than just swim past you.
  2. You’re already brave enough to deal with this horror if you’re in the water on an Australian beach.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?