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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wriggle wriggle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  1. It could do much worse than just swim past you.
  2. You’re already brave enough to deal with this horror if you’re in the water on an Australian beach.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait, why is the White House using Starlink to ‘improve Wi-Fi’?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something no IT professional has ever said: “let’s improve the Wi-Fi quality by putting the router 500km away”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you need to see a doctor for that unattached tip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have to pick one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh so the real question is: would you rather die by musket or cannon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hope yall are winning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Toretto

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just asking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well someone has to be the couch in every relationship

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do they get the urge to get something to eat at the 'Fly Thru'?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro, I would totally use my proboscis to suck the moisture out of some juicy ribs right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TSLA gonna rebound. Proof:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only to 360. Maybe about 380 in full profile. Slightly unclear, face is as weird as body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Photographers Are on a Mission to Fix Wikipedia's Famously Bad Celebrity Portraits [404 Media]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d argue that Kyle_Bartley’s is actually one of the best Wikipedia images I’ve seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨7 Tesla Charging Stations Torched Near Boston⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would imply he actually knows any game mechanics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck this asshole⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dissent is now a crime, lock everyone up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So glad they are reporting what matters and not some mundane thing.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:

  Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.

  Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They never told me that it would get that stiff and that hard⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fruit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always fascinating to learn how things were invented⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are we on Gen Triangle already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They will “transfer his conciousness” into one of Elon’s bartender-bots. Pay no attention to the Afrikaans accent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s W.H.O. Exit Throws Smallpox Defenses Into Upheaval⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The forbidden pepperoni

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Andrew Tate uranium cake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call of Duty's massive development budgets revealed: $700 million for Black Ops Cold War⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  People saying this thes budgets are too damn high, but even with Cold War (which had a huge downtick in sales number and higher budget than the others) it’s still making up to 3x the budget back on sales. Why wouldn’t they keep doing it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Book App Used AI to ‘Roast’ Its Users. It Went Anti-Woke Instead⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Won’t someone think of the poor straight white authors?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Notch says he will work on a spiritual successor to Minecraft⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor baby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Romance⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  After you take another country’s food and put it on plain bread, you must create many arbitrary rules for serving and eating. Otherwise someone else could add one more element and make it their own national dish instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just sucking some milk out of the strawsage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because the most popular milkshake flavour worldwide is “smoked assorted meat leftovers”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Actual shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Calm down Bear Grylls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Way to learn a language⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he take the pictute lying in a pile of used tissues?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ayooo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The hammer pulled you off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choosing pink is chaotic evil?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you male people poop so much they die? Asking for a friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beautiful stories like this just make you smile⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Found Zuckerberg’s alt. Hey, go back to the Metaverse!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are your bank details?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL it is tyranny to investigate tax evasion