Pharmacist

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Just one? Pathetic.”

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  • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Two and a half condoms then.

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• MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No adult will judge you for buying and using protection from STDs and avoiding unplanned pregnancy.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is so dumb. The joke is how OP feels he’ll be looked at. Yeah. No. A condom is nothing to a pharmacist. LOL my god, can you imagine the shit they get asked every day?!

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    • xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Do some places keep condoms behind the pharmacy counter?

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly, they’re too busy judging the junkies coming in for their methadone to worry about how ugly op is.

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  • gigiocor@lemmy.eco.br ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of the most awkward interactions I’ve ever had was when I went to buy condoms and the guy at the counter said “they’re so expensive!! That’s why I don’t use them. But you’re doing the right thing, I am the one wrong”

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    • CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My favourite quote on the topic:
      “If you cannot afford buying condoms, then you certainly cannot afford not buying condoms.”

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  • astutemural@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re right, it’s just that sometimes the people working at or owning the store are several-decade-old children.

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• jjjalljs@ttrpg.network ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I remember once in college buying condoms when the cashier was my (woman) friend’s mom. I’m pretty sure she thought I was fucking her daughter, since we hung out a lot, but I wasn’t and had no interest. Still got a stink eye.

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• AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe they are looking at you like that because the condoms are right in the aisle behind you.

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  • astutemural@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not everywhere. Some places have them behind the counter because the owners are terminally Puritan-brained.

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just one? Gross.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One owner, lightly used.

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Stop having sex with the Pharmacist.

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  • ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s some sexy ladies working as pharmacists…that’s a tall order

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• xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Are the teeny weeny ones behind the counter?

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• ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My ex girlfriend works at a convenience store late night. I buy packets of condoms when she’s on duty there

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  • xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She dosnt get mad that you have sex with others?

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nowhere did it say that they were having sex with others either. The condoms are obviously for decoration around the apartment.

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• blackstampede@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don’t buy them.

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  • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some places also have vending machines for them.

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  • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calm down Pope Leo

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