CaptainBlagbird
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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- Comment on transformations 1 day ago:
- Comment on Wendnesday 1 day ago:
Why can’t we just pronounce it Wodan’s Day?
- Comment on Is Your Password Guessable? [Short Film] 1 day ago:
I have no idea what was happening, but you had me at the scene with the
dummytotally real person - Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 2 days ago:
My friend.
- Comment on happy weevil wednesday 2 days ago:
Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…
- Comment on When the nice guy 2 days ago:
What type of guy are you?
- Comment on Helpful guide 4 days ago:
GNU Terry Pratchett
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 1 week ago:
“You be the judge”
Let down the pants
Slap her in the face with it.
No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.
Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf
- Comment on One of those days 1 week ago:
41/4 is 10.25
- Comment on I'm down with that 1 week ago:
Wait till you learn how the coconut got to the Americas…
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
- Comment on what a legend 3 weeks ago:
Both were monsters Image
- Comment on Based on the OG "So I tried to catch fog" version 3 weeks ago:
I’m on the same page here
- Comment on OSHA says 3 weeks ago:
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.
- Comment on Feeling the Groove 3 weeks ago:
👐
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too - Comment on The Infinite Money Glitch - How the AI bubble may stay alive longer than normal 3 weeks ago:
It’s going exactly in the right direction. Humanity terminating itself and letting nature heal after that.
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 4 weeks ago:
Fentanyl
- Comment on “Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base” 5 weeks ago:
It makes me just think… 🤔😏
- Comment on *proposes* 5 weeks ago:
Brb, gotta buy those and make my girl lunch :D
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 5 weeks ago:
Poor guy 🙈
- Comment on happy friday 1 month ago:
Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻
- Comment on birb 1 month ago:
Nikola?
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 1 month ago:
You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…
- Comment on A decent deal....if it was DDR5 LMAO 1 month ago:
> Craigslist
> Look inside
> Nobody called Craig - Comment on kansas can get fcked 2 months ago:
⬆️⬆️⬆️
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 months ago:
Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess
- Comment on 0°mg 2 months ago:
Norway never had values at 0° or above
- Comment on Bearded vulture getting ready for a date. 2 months ago:
- Bearded ✔️
- Vulture ✔️
- Metal ✔️
- Mud ✔️
Sounds like a nice festiival 🤘🏻
- Comment on 2 months ago:
TIL, thanks
