CaptainBlagbird

@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a legend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Both were monsters Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Based on the OG "So I tried to catch fog" version⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m on the same page here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OSHA says⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling the Groove⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  👐

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t care if Monday’s blue
  Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Infinite Money Glitch - How the AI bubble may stay alive longer than normal⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s going exactly in the right direction. Humanity terminating itself and letting nature heal after that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fentanyl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes me just think… 🤔😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*proposes*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Brb, gotta buy those and make my girl lunch :D

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Poor guy 🙈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨happy friday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨birb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nikola?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They didn't stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A decent deal....if it was DDR5 LMAO⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  > Craigslist
  > Look inside
  > Nobody called Craig

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kansas can get fcked⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ⬆️⬆️⬆️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨0°mg⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Norway never had values at 0° or above

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bearded vulture getting ready for a date.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  • Bearded ✔️
  • Vulture ✔️
  • Metal ✔️
  • Mud ✔️

  Sounds like a nice festiival 🤘🏻

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least our solar system

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The design is very human⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even true mono, not mono over stereo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmacist⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My favourite quote on the topic:
  “If you cannot afford buying condoms, then you certainly cannot afford not buying condoms.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eh close enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Lapdance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “LEMONS?!”
  🫢 humpf
  😮💦🍋 phaaa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wooosh xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protein!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, there’s a reason why we luke pasta. The protein, the looks, the taste… It’s basically fair maggots

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US education⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a great example of how conspiracy theories are: There are some bits that are quite true, but they are connected in such a weird and completely wrong way that you wonder how it even came to this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i c u p⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mathematicians

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See their point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol nah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Britannica⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not shorter than 5th of July 2024 though, where it was 1.66ms and is still the record holder since measuring.