CaptainBlagbird
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world
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- Comment on does anyone else have this impression of gruyere? 1 week ago:
As a Swiss, I’m just gonna silently judge everyone here. 🧐
- Comment on Do air purifiers really reduce dust much? 1 week ago:
Add strong fan, profit
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Money? Where we’re going, we don’t need money.
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- Comment on Wendnesday 2 weeks ago:
Why can’t we just pronounce it Wodan’s Day?
- Comment on Is Your Password Guessable? [Short Film] 3 weeks ago:
I have no idea what was happening, but you had me at the scene with the
dummytotally real person - Comment on Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd 3 weeks ago:
My friend.
- Comment on happy weevil wednesday 3 weeks ago:
Ohh that reminds me, I baked some sea biscuits 2 years ago, I should check on them…
- Comment on When the nice guy 3 weeks ago:
What type of guy are you?
- Comment on Helpful guide 3 weeks ago:
GNU Terry Pratchett
- Comment on If a girl asks you if you're big, are you supposed to lie or not? 4 weeks ago:
“You be the judge”
Let down the pants
Slap her in the face with it.
No but jokes aside, it’s either an inappropriate question that you don’t have to answer, or she’s about to find out and decide herself.
Just imagine a guy asking the same about a woman’s labia… wtf
- Comment on One of those days 4 weeks ago:
41/4 is 10.25
- Comment on I'm down with that 4 weeks ago:
Wait till you learn how the coconut got to the Americas…
- Comment on one bright second 4 weeks ago:
From what I have read on the internet so far, it’s probably best to not wish for anything at all. Just throw it in the deepest ocean to do us all a favour.
- Comment on what a legend 5 weeks ago:
Both were monsters Image
- Comment on Based on the OG "So I tried to catch fog" version 5 weeks ago:
I’m on the same page here
- Comment on OSHA says 1 month ago:
Yo mamma so fat, when she was a baby she was too heavy for the stork and had to be delivered by a fork…lift.
- Comment on Feeling the Groove 1 month ago:
👐
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s grey and Wednesday too - Comment on The Infinite Money Glitch - How the AI bubble may stay alive longer than normal 1 month ago:
It’s going exactly in the right direction. Humanity terminating itself and letting nature heal after that.
- Comment on Friday is a great F word 1 month ago:
Fentanyl
- Comment on “Filling a Gap in the Market: Genetic Modification of a Carrot with a Flared Base” 1 month ago:
It makes me just think… 🤔😏
- Comment on *proposes* 1 month ago:
Brb, gotta buy those and make my girl lunch :D
- Comment on UNDER THE THC 🎶 1 month ago:
Poor guy 🙈
- Comment on happy friday 2 months ago:
Ah yes, Wacken Open Air 🤘🏻
- Comment on birb 2 months ago:
Nikola?
- Comment on They didn't stop to think if they should 2 months ago:
You’re joking, but you wouldn’t be if you were a Hyena…
- Comment on A decent deal....if it was DDR5 LMAO 2 months ago:
> Craigslist
> Look inside
> Nobody called Craig - Comment on kansas can get fcked 2 months ago:
⬆️⬆️⬆️
- Comment on YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE 2 months ago:
Octopuses don’t have a dead spot in the eyes I guess
