bhamlin

@bhamlin@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wipe?! Great heavens!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨groceries⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s super effective!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Juerto Jrico

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled “Gays”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tryna get hella faded⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pasta bowl of nades⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I absolutely read that as “nudes” and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We all took foreign languages in school and none of us can actually speak those languages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pourquoi le crocodile a-t-il tué le macaron avec la pièce de vingt-cinq cents plaquée nickel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨really makes you think⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m willing to risk it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But I’d look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have grown accustomed to a certain standard of shitpost, and this really isn’t living up to that level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit, I didn’t know I wanted this until just now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuntry music⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Freshness seal?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨publication maxxing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bonus points if you take all those words you wrote, sort them alphabetically, and publish them as ~3k word works. Challenge the STEM community to reconstruct your original papers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that is crazy!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unxzs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cornichons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If Browser and Wario are Mario's mortal ennemies, why did he invited them for a kart race?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because Geno organized the kart races, and he loves chaos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT I COULDN’T HEAR YOU

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I paint houses⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or “skrinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do gif posts play when viewed from the main feed?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Works on Sync

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Baldur’s Gate 3’ Maker Promises ‘Divinity’ Will Be ‘Next Level’⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And now, thanks to bg3, they have fuck you money. This next game is going to be insane.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MDs please verify.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Am doctor, can confirm: you should not be reproducing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fruit-shaped union dispute

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"No eating for free allowed! You must only watch it rot on the beach!"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I could’ve sworn the Australian word for banana was bendigo bendy…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m tired of cornposting⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Penelope rhymes with antelope!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨next stop.....easy street⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may not like it, but in England, this is what peak corn looks like.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for the NSFW tag, I was not prepared for such corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  False. Birds aren’t real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like adding sugar to grapenuts is missing the point, but you do you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I do too, they’re my favorite breakfast rocks cereal.