blackstampede
@blackstampede@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What is the difference between pansexual, bisexual, and omnisexual? How do I know which one I am? 2 days ago:
If they’ve still got a prostate, anus, nipples, neck, or mouth, you might be able to make it work with enough foreplay. I made a woman come from licking her nipples once. Definitely hard-mode though.
- Comment on Longest comment chain! 1 week ago:
Boop
- Comment on From Snoop Dogg to Lap Dogg 3 weeks ago:
We have the technology to do this now, it’s just not widely used.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Participation trophy
- Comment on Anon shares a family moment 5 weeks ago:
I haven’t been called a faggot before, but when I’ve been insulted in this sort of casual, out-of-nowhere way, I’ve found that responding with “go fuck yourself” in a calm tone of voice and then continuing my conversation to be effective.
- Comment on Remember to 2FA your kidneys. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Caption this. 1 month ago:
An illustrated example of the sun’s rays reflecting from a surface, entering the human eye, and altering the sexual identity of the viewer.
- Comment on Pharmacist 1 month ago:
Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don’t buy them.
- Comment on Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome. 1 month ago:
Some people, started singin’ it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…
- Comment on Blue Razz 1 month ago:
Tastes like blue raspberry ice and ego death.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 month ago:
Seconding this. It’s honestly a little embarrassing how much taking solid shits improves your life. Bathroom breaks are quicker, don’t stink as much, and you save a fortune on toilet paper. My diet has since improved to the point where I don’t need it, but I still keep a couple tubs of it in the pantry just in case.
- Comment on heaven 1 month ago:
Not OP, but I didn’t realize it was obscure lol
- Comment on preferences 1 month ago:
Wrong. Ryzen >> amd = 0. The string “amd” is 6384996, when interpreted as a decimal. Right shifting by that many digits turns Ryzen (0101001001111001011110100110010101101110) into 0.
- Comment on ultra high iq 1 month ago:
People are allergic to nuance.
- Comment on Anon is off the quest 2 months ago:
What show are you guys referring to?
- Comment on Just say it gurl 2 months ago:
This guy fucks.
- Comment on Just say it gurl 2 months ago:
The other hand is being used by someone else.
- Comment on Just say it gurl 2 months ago:
I mean, yeah, I understand that. But I was thinking of the mechanics here. It’s difficult to get a good angle on the g-spot with the side of your finger in this position. You have to tilt your hand sideways a bit, which is going to torque your pinky finger if you keep it in her ass.
- Comment on Just say it gurl 2 months ago:
The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.
- Comment on How come nobody does anything about North Korea? 2 months ago:
The short answer is that they have nukes.
- Comment on Found a fucking list. 2 months ago:
- Comment on Sure honey 2 months ago:
A minute thirty-five times is thirty-five minutes.
- Comment on It's still captivating 2 months ago:
Rubber band in the middle is trying to contract, pulling the top of the table up, and the chains keep it level?
- Comment on A shit situation 2 months ago:
I knew this one, but way too many times, I don’t. People like you are awesome, and I appreciate the service.
- Comment on bisexual 2 months ago:
Holy shit, me too. Yeah, I probably should have put and asterisk next to that.
- Comment on bisexual 2 months ago:
I have very rarely had a bad outcome from speaking honestly and straightforwardly to people that I care about.
- Comment on Horses go brr 2 months ago:
We have reached the limits of what I know on the subject. So, no idea. If forced to make an uneducated guess, I’d say it was probably some combination of environmental factors, a preexisting culture that fit particularly well with horses, and natural variation in adoption of new tech among different groups of people.
- Comment on Horses go brr 2 months ago:
North America didn’t have horses, when they were brought in, the Apache, more than any other indigenous group, structured their entire way of life around them. Well at least that’s what I learned from Western movies.
- Comment on Anon is disabled 3 months ago:
I’m guessing it’s part of the genre of porn that purports to hypnotize the viewer into liking cock. Mostly gifs, from what I’ve seen.
- Comment on kiwis! 3 months ago:
I appreciate that they continued to use a different fruit as a measurement even though there’s no reason why they couldn’t compare the kiwi to some other class of object.
