blackstampede

@blackstampede@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  An illustrated example of the sun’s rays reflecting from a surface, entering the human eye, and altering the sexual identity of the viewer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pharmacist⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Simple problems have simple solutions. Just don’t buy them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now it's stuck in your head too. You're welcome.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people, started singin’ it, not knowing what it was, and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blue Razz⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tastes like blue raspberry ice and ego death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconding this. It’s honestly a little embarrassing how much taking solid shits improves your life. Bathroom breaks are quicker, don’t stink as much, and you save a fortune on toilet paper. My diet has since improved to the point where I don’t need it, but I still keep a couple tubs of it in the pantry just in case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not OP, but I didn’t realize it was obscure lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨preferences⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrong. Ryzen >> amd = 0. The string “amd” is 6384996, when interpreted as a decimal. Right shifting by that many digits turns Ryzen (0101001001111001011110100110010101101110) into 0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People are allergic to nuance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is off the quest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What show are you guys referring to?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This guy fucks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The other hand is being used by someone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, yeah, I understand that. But I was thinking of the mechanics here. It’s difficult to get a good angle on the g-spot with the side of your finger in this position. You have to tilt your hand sideways a bit, which is going to torque your pinky finger if you keep it in her ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just say it gurl⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The shocker is such a stupid sex technique. I can’t imagine anyone who’s good in bed actually ever uses it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come nobody does anything about North Korea?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The short answer is that they have nukes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Found a fucking list.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sure honey⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A minute thirty-five times is thirty-five minutes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still captivating⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rubber band in the middle is trying to contract, pulling the top of the table up, and the chains keep it level?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shit situation⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I knew this one, but way too many times, I don’t. People like you are awesome, and I appreciate the service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bisexual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, me too. Yeah, I probably should have put and asterisk next to that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bisexual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have very rarely had a bad outcome from speaking honestly and straightforwardly to people that I care about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses go brr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We have reached the limits of what I know on the subject. So, no idea. If forced to make an uneducated guess, I’d say it was probably some combination of environmental factors, a preexisting culture that fit particularly well with horses, and natural variation in adoption of new tech among different groups of people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horses go brr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  North America didn’t have horses, when they were brought in, the Apache, more than any other indigenous group, structured their entire way of life around them. Well at least that’s what I learned from Western movies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is disabled⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing it’s part of the genre of porn that purports to hypnotize the viewer into liking cock. Mostly gifs, from what I’ve seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨kiwis!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I appreciate that they continued to use a different fruit as a measurement even though there’s no reason why they couldn’t compare the kiwi to some other class of object.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not catholic, but I’m pretty sure they would object to extracting the popes pelvis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bayezpz⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is there a community for asking specific questions such as “is this user a troll”, “why do people act this way,” “what should I do”, etc.?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re in it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was a meme here, it's gone now. Oh wait. No, there it is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You think I have the energy to run on all fours?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s your favorite “flop” of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Second this. Hard. It was a great film.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV show were you highly excited for, but ended up quickly disappointing you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seconded. It was just such an enormous pile of shit from the first episode.