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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also:

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    • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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      They also have one of the largest egg size to mother size ratios of any species of bird.

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      • Mortoc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That must feel like such a relief when it’s out…

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      • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        wait so where are their organs then

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      • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Dear lord, I feel so bad

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      • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They would make a great replacement for chickens

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Kiwi restoration project is going quite well. In 2018 we were hoping for conservation efforts to get a 2% (2600) increase in pop and they managed 7000 instead.

    The strat is to raise them in a safe place until they’re big and then let them go. The teenagers and adults have less trouble surviving its the babies who are super vulnerable.

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I genuinely thought kiwi birds were extinct

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      • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Are you thinking of dodos? Both have short repetition in their name, but those guys are gone.

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      • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        At one point they were gone from the wild. But we have a few small islands that are pest free. The kiwis were able to live there. Now we are clearing the mainland of rats and stoates and releasing kiwis back into the wild.

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  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Their call is like the lament of a million souls…

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also, they tear up the forest floor like mad. It looks like the most destructive chicken has come through after a kiwi has been there.

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  • supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    full grown Kiwi

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    i mean you will always see them photoshopped to look like a sliced kiwi fruit

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    • zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s not their natural state? I’m learning so much in this thread.

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  • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And they sound like death.

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Man I love SponsorBlock. Saved me 12 seconds, nearly half the video.

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      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        There’s no sponsor in that video.

        … oh god, Youtube’s fucking up the video itself to fuck with adblockers.

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    • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Walks like chocobo, yell like tiamat

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    • Nangijala@feddit.dk ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I love that clip so much. It will never not be funny af to me.

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    • huppakee@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Interesting how it enters the stage as a creature from hell and then it becomes softer and they walk off all cute.

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      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        It screamed out all the angy.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank god they include the “bird” and “fruit”, else i would’ve thought it’s a human sized human.

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    • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait, isn’t that kiwi holding a very small bird, equating then to the size of a pumpkin?

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      • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Maybe it’s actually kiwi holding a kiwi feeding on kiwi.

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  • blackstampede@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I appreciate that they continued to use a different fruit as a measurement even though there’s no reason why they couldn’t compare the kiwi to some other class of object.

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I compare everything to hail. Gold ball sized hail, base ball sized hail, pea sized hail… It makes it really easy because you don’t need to think of different objects.

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      • skye@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        wouldn’t you need to do ‘hail sized pea, hail sized baseball’ etc? otherwise you are comparing the size of hail to other objects, rather than other objects to hail

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Someone grow a kiwi fruit that is as big as a kiwi bird, stat!

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  • bss03@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have a prior source to refute that: www.arjen.eu/2011/09/how-to-prepare-a-kiwi/ /s

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Well I’ll be damned. TIL

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  • blargle@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Also, platypuses are smaller than you probably thought they were. ( if comparing to beavers and river otters )

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