WorldsDumbestMan
@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
- Comment on oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI 23 hours ago:
Me too! They think the memes are pretty lit, and are cheering for you!
- Comment on DNAddy 1 day ago:
Imagine you are le innocent wife, but your son does not have your father’s DNA
- Comment on That kid was the WORST 1 day ago:
Haha oh fuck yeah!
- Comment on That kid was the WORST 1 day ago:
14 year old me would be confused and horrified by more than one thing. Starting with the LGBTQ+ acceptance, no faith, the fact that I’m doing a job that would be considered inhumane at all, and that I’m under some boss.
On top of that, I am no longer asexual, so imagine how mind-blowing that is to someone for who doing the things I did was completelly unthinkable.
Oh and the whole saving a life thing, my psych diagnosis proving I’m not simply lazy, the anti-human relationships outlook.
- Comment on Oh. 1 day ago:
Sharks analogy again. Not all of them will bite, but you don’t know which one will.
- Comment on Anon has an epic weekend 1 day ago:
I think this is a good idea. It should be a legal obligation of each State to make sure every child born and registered gets a genetic test as soon as possible.
This would ensure everyone is screened and warned of genetic diseases early.
- Comment on Recent conversations between Dawkins and sentient chat-bot Claudia (Claude) 1 day ago:
I got a solution: integrate real brains so it can feel, so that we have actual slavery 😊
- Comment on Oh. 1 day ago:
But only if you pinky promise not to sell state secrets I’m going to tell you?
- Comment on Oh. 2 days ago:
Am I supposed to just you know, open myself up to the species that systematically mistreated me, paint a target on my back again? Put my hand down on the stove again? After so much time looking for alternatives?
I’m not even sure what kind of people it would take for me to unclam again, what lies it would take to fool me.
- Comment on I only date virgins 2 days ago:
Sounds legit man.
Now let’s change topics, hornyposting is overused.
- Comment on I guessed 2 days ago:
Kind of true by how we treat humans as well, actually. Even the most progressive person seems to cheer for a Darwin Award from a MAGA member.
Intelligence is repeatedly the one exception to the eugenics is bad rule, I know best about that.
- Comment on Oops 5 days ago:
Just simulate an actual brain on a computer, forget AI.
We are a few years away from that.
The real challenge is x10 million speed simulation of a human brain.
- Comment on of course it's by choice why would you even ask 5 days ago:
I had a woman just tell me to meow and woof. I did zero flirting.
I did the meow, but once I caught on that it was some sort of BDSM/kink thing, I sent the no thanks bro gif.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
The correct answer is not to cheat.
- Comment on Happy Bday Atty 🎉 5 days ago:
How is he still alive? At least they let us keep one good one.
- Comment on Finally, we have the blueprints! 5 days ago:
I love it that the Pet Play room is right next to the milking room.
- Comment on We're so back 6 days ago:
30-60% fatality rate iirc. 3 put of 9 infected already dead.
Not sure you want to live through it either, with all the damage it causesm
- Comment on We're so back 6 days ago:
👍
- Comment on Anon thinks about Truman 6 days ago:
Me too, I also sleept poorly.
I choose sleep.
- Comment on We're so back 6 days ago:
That’s almost as good as my idea. I thought like a really light version of COVID with nothing but light symptoms like fever and sneezing, but it would change your DNA just the right way, so you develop a hidden FFI prion infection, leading to you eventually not being able to sleep until you die.
By the time anyone realizes it is even a thing, nearly everyone would be infected, just a few prions would be 100% fatal, and there would be nowhere on Earth to hide.
Everyone dies from lack of sleep induced dementia.
- Comment on We're so back 6 days ago:
I hate to be that guy.
But won’t this cull Republicans the most?
- Comment on Anon thinks about Truman 6 days ago:
Sometimes people just decide for evil.
- Comment on Anon thinks about Truman 6 days ago:
They would actually kill him?
- Comment on You can only joke about things that don't bother MMEEEEEE 6 days ago:
I would not call it pleasure, but satisfaction?
Oh hell yes. This is what justice looks like.
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 1 week ago:
Oh, he said out of work, not…oof
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 1 week ago:
The behavior is very male coded.
The moronic thank God lmao.
He is and Millennial as well.
Everything together reads moron dodges…to be fair, could be a dude. But…
Something about that genuinely go to hell, you are scum.
I woman codded.
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 1 week ago:
No, he said Lmao. She dumped him after he lost his. job.
- Comment on Who's in the wrong here? 1 week ago:
He probably knew he dodged a goldigger.
- Comment on Fairfolk.jpg 1 week ago:
Fuck they gonna do if you just…know how to swim?
- Comment on Fairfolk.jpg 1 week ago:
Specificaly punish the humans that would have helped them, leaving the bad ones alone.
Idiots.