WorldsDumbestMan

@WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These totally legitimate comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I noticed a pattern. So many comments have that same emoji spam pattern, even if they seem different. Something seemed off for a while now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dandelion cannon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I do want to blow a Dandelion? I’m fairly sure you can find depictions of that somewhere…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the living dead⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  RFK jr because funny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's get Physical⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The writers never hear about anxiety.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When everything is fake and we continue to believe it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost? ALMOST?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were to spit on it, would it pop?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Orb⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So if you shake it, it will rattle?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will vote for you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTuber Faces Possible Jail Time for Reviewing Gaming Handhelds⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t the losers of the lawsuit pay all legal fees?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has nothing to do⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I learned to not be hated by shutting up in places where it matters, and pretending I don’t exist. I just do whatever people want of me, assume I’m wrong about anything I say, and only speak if forced to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean Arc of Trump?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can drive 74 hours and still be in Germany. The American mind can't comprehend this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear their gas devices are very efficient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  At least you didn’t turn into the roach queen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in the circd tent. straight up "snorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know the meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in the circd tent. straight up "snorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck dude

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks vile

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reddit after banning literally everyone: “WE DID IT! WE SAVED REDDIT!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was an /r Collapse member. I am VERY doomer.

  Now let’s get together to save the world!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch's largest political streamer, Asmongold, shovels racist and xenophobic messaging to his audience of 52K+ live viewers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You personally? Cmon, hard to believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Financially rewarding and you will always have a job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wish I had that state of mind. Just not giving a fuck like this guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can a Russian pls confirm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok, boomer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What on Earth would have to possess me to get in that situation in the first place?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even it has limits. I guess this guy found a way to beat it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨King forgot his crown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The only thing that will stop them is the modern day equivalent of people walking out of rome, leaving the elites to make everything themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft EULA demanding consumers destroy delisted games adds fuel to Stop Killing Games movement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We should destroy the gaming industry all together! We can make our own games!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a deep breath and think about it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheesy, but very true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My dog and I watching TV. If your initial reaction was different you have a filthy mind⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I want to see a cock…err the clucking kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard choice to make⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quite true! They even cockblocked me, andare now wondering when I’m finding a wife…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Made Ya Look...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We should have reserved fossil fuels for medicine, chemical, and other uses. Now we are screwed.

  We have grown potatoes, and they did fine, until some stupid new moth made holes in like 2/3 of our potatoes.

  We used fertilizer and pesticide pellets when planting. I don’t know much, I was not the one doing the planning.