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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Yuyarl@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Okay you say that now, but what happens when you get folded over and thrown in a bag and–

    You know what, I’m just going to stop right there.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      no no, I’m almost there

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      • Hjalamanger@feddit.nu ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Then, suddenly after being carried for a while you stop and in the darkness of the bag something smoothly enters your nice little power hole. After a while you’re pulled out of the bag and someone starts rapidly poking stuff into all your ports, and you’re nearly there as someone reaches our and gently starts touching your keys-

        I’m also gonna stop, I’m now afraid of myself and what I was capable of creating

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  • SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    God is dead

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  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do I change the USB notification sound to animeeSqueak.mp3? Asking for a friend

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  • individual@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    this is what docking stations are for

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    • Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dock me baby

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    • BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That docking station made my MacBook take 2HDMIs, 6 USBs, 2 AUX. she’s taking it all and still got room for more.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I/Ohhhhhh yeah!

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  • confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you for the particular feeling of fucked up laughter I didn’t know i needed this morning.

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  • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    An RJ45 cable mustn’t feel great…

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    • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They can also be used to make a traditional Czech Easter whip

        Pic

        More photos & guide (Czech)

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      • Electricd@lemmybefree.net ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        If it has the little bar that prevents it from being pulled out, something will be ripped off

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  • simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The desk clutter for this setup makes my eye twitch. I’d rather have 1 or 2 cords connected and a dock tucked away.

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    • deltapi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Agreed. I prefer a ‘proper’ dock like the HP ultra Slim dock 2013 or the Lenovo ThinkPad pro dock, where you set the laptop into it and you’re good to go, but times change and the current usb-c thunderbolt docks are reasonably decent now. One cable if your laptop doesn’t have insane power demands, or two if you use a laptop with >100W draw

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  • StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m so jealous of the laptop-- I mean, god has abandoned us.

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  • Luci@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Interface all my ports baby

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do wish I had as many more useful holes. I only have 7. Right?

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      we established in another thread that the number of holes on a person is difficult to calculate, it needs a biologist and a topologist working together.

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      • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        If you count pores its a big job.

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      • lemmyartistforhire@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Am topologist, I’m counting 6 holes. 3 from the ass to mouth, and each nostril, one each from each nostril to the mouth, and one from one nostril to the other.

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    • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Get 2 micropenis men. Enjoy your double nose job.

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Those are rookie numbers

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  • Eyekaytee@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    brainrot

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Anime pfp ☑️

      Degenerate sexual something ☑️

      Something racist ❌

      I will take it.

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      • RobotZap10000@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Make love not hate <3

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  • fritobugger2017@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ThinkPad life!

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